Admit it, the word “package” cracks you up.

In fact you probably laughed when you read our silly headline … full transparency, we laughed when we wrote it.

Well that’s certainly disconcerting. But since they have the man and his “suspicious package” in custody, and no harm was done, why not have a little laugh at his expense?

Oh man.

Ain’t THAT the truth.

It’s honestly hard to keep the rules straight these days. Either way you are likely oppressing women simply by existing.

Exactly the visual we had in our heads.

Heh!

Ok, we admit it, we’re slightly immature – but so is politics these days.