Man.

We have got to get control of these killer trucks in various parts of the world just starting themselves up and ramming into large groups of people. This is clearly a truck problem.

HOW did the truck “ram” into a group of soldiers? We somehow managed to write a headline without passive aggressively putting the blame on an inanimate object so clearly it’s not that difficult to do, AP. Lazy reporting?

Was it an assault truck? We could just ban assault trucks ya’ know.

Right away.

In other news the driver was killed, so did the truck kill him/her as well?

Never change, media.