Man.

We have got to get control of these killer trucks in various parts of the world just starting themselves up and ramming into large groups of people. This is clearly a truck problem.

HOW did the truck “ram” into a group of soldiers? We somehow managed to write a headline without passive aggressively putting the blame on an inanimate object so clearly it’s not that difficult to do, AP.┬áLazy reporting?

Was it an assault truck? We could just ban assault trucks ya’ know.

Right away.

In other news the driver was killed, so did the truck kill him/her as well?

Never change, media.