Earlier today, as Twitchy noted, Miley Cyrus made another cringe-inducing splash with her latest cover shoot for Rolling Stone. Americans of all backgrounds want to know: What the heck is wrong with her tongue? For real.






Is Miley’s condition covered under Obamacare? And is the state of collective nausea she’s inducing in the rest of us covered as well? Because oy.





Previous coverage of Miley Cyrus

  • Patriot

    We can take what Miley says seriously because she will never speak tongue in cheek.

  • BoscoBolt

    I think Miley’s tongue is trying to escape the hell in which it is trapped.

    • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      and we’re done.

      Thanks for visiting the internet. We hope you enjoyed your stay.

  • Clayton Grant

    I’m pretty sure Gene Simmons holds the copyright on this schtick.

  • stillinthe60s

    Must have someone advising her to come up with a signature move to differentiate her from the pack. MikJack had moon walk and crotch grab. Silly Cy is using Twerking and tongue lashing to standout.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Vilified

      You just reminded me of the later years of Michael Jackson. The tabloids would refer to him as Wacko Jacko.

      • CatHerder ✓vindicated

        And rightly so.

  • Penguin, first name The

    Gene Simmons: Been there, done that.

    So..not a lot of KISS fans I take it.

  • CombatDiver

    I wont lie, I’d hit it everyday of the week and twice on thursday.

    • grais

      You’ll need shots.

      Lots of them.

      • Worship Dancer

        and a hazmat suit

    • RememberSekhmet

      Man, I don’t even *have* a John Thomas, but I certainly would be kinder to it if I had one.

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      Since you’re desperate, Joan Walsh looks lonely too….


    • BlahBlah

      What did Thursday do to you.

    • ClarkFL

      Hope you like STD’s then. I wouldn’t put it past her to have one, or multiple.

      • Scorpion

        She actually is one.

  • WhoMeToo

    I mean really… Who would even go near her tongue? We all know where it has been. ☣

    • Alex Furlong

      I would! For no other reason than I might be the 10,000th customer and win a prize!

      • WhoMeToo

        O.o You know your “prize” could be antivirals ==> for life.

  • Ron Morisseau

    and my other cat

    • Ron Morisseau

      sorry for the double post

  • no good deed

    If you put me in one more strange place, I swear I’m leaving. -Miley’s Tongue

  • Ron Morisseau

    even my cat is getting in on the craze

  • teamfrazzled

    Whoever told her hanging her tongue out like a sick cow was a real turn on and so sexy must be breathless from laughter by now. She looks like the textbook definition of “piece of meat” and in more ways than one.

  • nc ✔s & balances

    I only came on this thread for one reason, to beg you Twitchy:

    Please, stop with the Miley Madness!

    • disappearing moderate

      I actually applaud her for being able to remain omnipresent for weeks with no discernible talent, but please Twitchy I also beseech you to call a halt. I come here to avoid the tongue. I’m starting to have nightmares.

  • ObamaFail

    In regards to the Rolling Stones cover, it’s better to see a naked Miley Cyrus photo that people will point at years from and say, “Remember when that girl was famous?” than when they had the Boston Bomber.

  • TJ

    Here is the best shot of her. Click the links for the gif.



  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Vilified

    Hmmm…separated at birth??

    • Orwellian_Dilemma

      When I saw the headline, I thought of this dog. Awesome work, TugboatPhil.

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Vilified

        Yeah, but can you tell which is which?

        • Jeremy

          it’s a challenge.

    • lee martell

      Both could wash their faces (and possibly their inner ears too) with their tongues!

  • Patrick Callahan

    Miley, you’re doing sexy wrong.

  • arttie

    Long tounges are great for grazing on termite mounds.

  • craigzimmerman12

    I wish the media would stop giving Ms. Cyrus the attention she obviously craves.

  • tops116

    Miley’s existence has boiled down to an object lesson used by Disney: “Hey, child actors, don’t let this happen to you.”

    “Is there a name for the medical condition Miley Cyrus has where a person can’t keep their tongue inside of their mouth?”

    Achy Breaky Tongue Disorder.

  • Dee M.

    Reminds me of some pitiful old dog who’s lost all his teeth and his tongue keeps falling out of his mouth.

  • http://twitter.com/archaicsteam Archaic

    This is all of I think of now when Miley’s tongue is made a topic of conversation -> http://cheezburger.com/7799564032

  • http://erickbrockway.com/ Erick Brockway

    Different animal…not really

    • Jeremy

      ha ha

    • lee martell

      That Giraffe pic,,,That’s his mouth,,,right? No other oriffce?

  • RememberSekhmet

    Some breeds of dog, that tongue thing is a fault. I’m just sayin’.

  • Art_Fold

    She is a train wreck waiting to happen. Doesn’t she even have ONE parent who might try to correct her?

    • lee martell

      Too late for parental leadership is that Hollywood family. Miley has probably gotten her way about every family matter since she was 8 years old. This is the consequence of growing up, respecting nobody’s opinion if you’re not forced to. Extreme Pigheadedness.

  • cqbdoc10

    Considering her personality and the uncontrollable nature of her tongue movements, a nice medical condition that fits her presentation is Tardive dyskinesia.

  • Dragomance

    What really shocked me was that Rolling Stone says there’s a “war on gay teens”.How many wars does America have?

  • Allan Craig

    Timberlake brought sexy back…and Myley stuck out her tongue, said, “The things I do for love.” and shoved it out of the tower window. Winter is coming!

  • 3seven77

    She looks like a walking, talking ad for penicillin shots.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

      I think Penicillin saw her and cried, “I give up!”

  • stuckinIL4now

    I guess little Miley didn’t listen to her mother. I’m sure mom repeatedly told Miley that if she kept sticking her tongue out it would stay like that.

  • TDS

    I think she’s just trying to show the world that she’s a well-hung lesbian…

  • ClarkFL

    She has less respectability than a porn star now, mostly because a porn star isn’t as annoying when they take off their clothes.

  • neoface

    If you have no talent then you have to show skin. I know her parents is proud that Miley is selling her soul, what is left after that?. Money is only money, but she’ll probably never get her dignity back.

    • Jeremy

      nope.Her dignity walked away a long time ago.

  • Christy Waters

    If Miley Cyrus really wanted to be a counter culture revolutionary, she’d try being a moral person with decent character. NOBODY’S doing that.

  • Jeremy
  • Ntr

    Her ‘tongue-out’ thing is a faux-punk/edgy attitude thing. For others, in the circles of those around her, (aka her people) it’s about Luciferian, serpentine symbology. It may sound absurd, i know, but these are these peoples’ beliefs. It’s not about what rational-minded people like us believe, it’s about what these loonies believe.

    They believe they draw power from the symbolism by displaying it in front of people who have no idea what they’re witnessing. Also, it’s likely they see Miley Cyrus as a throwaway pawn.

  • Mead

    She can’t hold her licker

  • Bill Board

    Forget her tongue, what is wrong with her BRAIN?

  • Magnifico

    This is the little devil on Hannah’s shoulder that would tell her to do evil things.

  • JR48

    She thinks she’s being edgy and sexy, and she’s not either.

  • Magnifico

    self-appointed sex symbol

  • AmericanMom

    A tongue just made for porn; the media in which she obviously seeks a taste of.

    • Rob


  • Karin_A

    It is disgusting. I’m sitting here eating lunch, and getting nauseated.

  • $29561723

    so skanky. The tongue gimmick is so contrived. Her version of ducklips i guess

  • ToyZebra

    I almost wish it was like the cartoons, where someone could yank it out and tie it to an anvil.