Heh. The Morning Spew kicked off a topical hashtag skewering the biased, coddling media that proved irresistible and popular tonight:

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Take it away, Twitter activists:

Keep pitching ’em and dogging the lapdogs. Twitchy approves!

  • trixiewoobeans

    Boxers, briefs or commando?

    • BlahBlah

      Boxers, briefs, commando or terrorist chic?

  • trixiewoobeans

    The Beatles said, “the love you take, is equal to the love you make.” Do you agree?

  • EndangeredNJRepub

    Needle, gas, rope, or bullets?

    • Junie3

      Or pressure cooker.

    • Emjay Graykat

      You may only speak to my client if the death penalty is off the table. Hat tip to Barry!

  • James Rose

    What brand of pressure cooker?

    • trixiewoobeans

      New or Goodwill?

    • grais

      Did you ever use it to actually make dinner? And if so, what was the recipe you used?

  • trixiewoobeans

    Do you think Kesha is Mick Jagger’s daughter?

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    #MediaQuestionsForDzhokhar Did you shift into 4-wheel-drive when you ran over your brother? How did it handle?

  • trixiewoobeans

    Geraldo Rivera, friend or foe?

  • Republicanvet

    Did you get good cardio at the gym?

  • waltermitty2012

    Surprisingly, you have a lot of social media support. Do you have any words of encouragement for your supporters?

    • E Quilibrate

      Keep IT up?

  • DavidKramer

    What do you think about those backwards crazy Christians?

  • QBallBrazil

    Was it racism or the nig…OH MY GOD! You’re a caucasion! And a muslim! I HAVE NO WAY TO SPIN THIS!!! #ToureQuestionsForDzhokhar

    • E Quilibrate

      That’s when the spinnor becomes the spinee.

  • Republicanvet

    What’s the best speed to get air with your brother?

  • Republicanvet

    Do you think other jihadis learned from your experience and will choose a getaway boat that is actually in water?

    • SonofaCV15

      Row row row your boat gently down the stream……

      • BlahBlah

        Electricity or biofuel for the getaway boat?

  • EverybodyTalks

    When you were shot did the tingle remind you of Chris Matthews?

  • 3seven77

    Should John Kerry promise to arrest some guy that made a YouTube video?

    • SonofaCV15

      Easy there 3seven. Might I remind you…. Weiner is running again. We can’t talk in public about YouTube videos, naked email photos and such right now.

      • E Quilibrate

        You say, “weiner is running again” and I get the damndest
        picture going through my mind.

        • SonofaCV15

          He’s been leaking things to the media for years and they just keep sucking it up.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            It’s a hard job, but someone has to do it…and God knows the media has lots of practice after 4 years of sucking up to Zero.

  • Carl Brown

    What did your NCAA bracket picks look like?

  • Junie3

    Do you feel like this is just another “bump in the road” for your career as a terrorist?

    • nc

      Follow up: Did your brother feel like a “bump in the road?”

      • TugboatPhil

        I like what you did there!

      • E Quilibrate

        Runover, Hell, I thought he was working on the car.

  • Junie3

    The folks at Salon dot commie want to know have you ever considered yourself to be a right wing Caucasian, at anytime in your life, ANY time whatsoever? MAYBE JUST FOR A SECOND!

    • trixiewoobeans


  • TugboatPhil

    If President Obama had a son, would he look like you?

    • michael s

      No he looks like Margaret Thatcher’s son if she had one?

      • TugboatPhil

        He looks like Obama’s white half, you know, the side he’s ashamed of.

        • therantinggeek

          Zing! :)

      • USCAVSCT

        She does have a son! Mark Thatcher and he looks nothing like Dzhokharz.

  • BlahBlah

    Who do you think should play you in the upcoming movie? Who should play you as a kid? What should the movie be called? “Love Boat”?

  • Wag_a_Muffin (D)

    When will you legally change your name to John TeaPartyMember Smith?

  • CombatDiver

    – ” As a future MSNBC Host, what do you think is the best way to blame this on the right wing?”

    – ” This was an obvious Right Wing conspiracy to blame two innocent Muslims, how has this effected your ability to finish Med School?”

    – ” When is your Presidential Medal of Freedom ceremony? and will Bill Ayers be in attendance?”

    – ” Who would you like to play you in the upcoming Oliver Stone movie portraying your bravery and American Islamophobia?”

  • tsluf273

    Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Tea Party?

    • nc

      They don’t ask this. They just assume.

  • Clayton Grant

    Shouldn’t jihadists with both a goat and a camel be considered bisexual?

    • E Quilibrate

      That makes more sense than most of what I’ve read today.
      Now that you’ve asked the tough questions can you take
      the answers?

      • Guest

        It was rhetorical. I already know the answer. They are perverse.

        • E Quilibrate

          “Perverse” is far too complimentary for that crowd. And you’re right, the answers are all too obvious.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    #MediaQuestionsForDzhokhar Is your big brother REALLY a Dale Earnhart Fan? Jawamax 8<{D} Just asking…

  • lainer51

    Boxers or briefs?

    • nc

      You beat me to it! The ultimate media question.

      Update: Apologies to the first commenter below.

    • mike_in_kosovo

      Semtex underoos?

  • michael s

    #if you were a dark skinned male would people still call you a bombing suspect, instead of terrorist?

  • Daniel Medicis

    In five years when you’re out of prison and making a ton of money on the America-hating Leftwing lecture circuit, do you think you’ll ever visit your brother’s wife and apologize to her for his beating the crap out of her? Do you think you’ll ever visit your niece?

  • Republicanvet

    Do you like roof hits like Obama?

  • disqus_FlD2VMR2RJ

    Given Bill Ayers started out this way I’d say Dzhokhar has a bright future in the American education system.

  • Cajun

    What is the “Chechnyan” version of Creed? Bourdain hates them because of their ‘semi-Christian’ songs. How do you feel about the new Pope?

  • capisce

    When do think John Kerry should urge us to move on to “more important things”?

    When your brother finds out his 72 virgins all look like Hillary, will all the other dead terrorists tell him ‘it doesn’t matter”?

  • SuYu

    Boxers or briefs?

  • ratizbad

    When you ran over your brother,”Did it feel like a bump in the road”

  • ToyZebra

    Did you learn to build bombs from the tea party, the NRA or Rush Limbaugh?

  • golftilidrop

    Does it bother you that the media refuse to call you a muslim.

  • Orlando Cee

    Is it true you surrendered when you heard Chuck Norris was on the way?

  • shimauma

    “We Were On A Break @SusnWallace

    #MediaQuestionsForDzhokhar Coke or Pepsi?”
    This kid is definitely a Pepsi guy.

  • G.

    Isn’t the real reason that your mother made you watch a GW Bush interview when you were young???