Yes, the Academy Awards featured a joke alluding to raunchy parties at actor Jack Nicholson’s house.

Transcript:

Ted (the teddy bear character from the movie of the same title, voiced by Academy Awards host Seth MacFarlane): “Look at all those people out there, dressed up looking sharp. Thinking about how much sex they are going to have with each other later.”

Mark Wahlberg: “Ted, what are you talking about, man?”

Ted: “Look, alright, I will come clean with you; I just want to be a part of it. Come on you guys please just tell me where it’s gonna be.”

Wahlberg: “Ted no one knows what you’re talking about, OK?”

Ted: “Mark the big post-Oscars Hollywood orgy. Please tell me where it Is !”

Wahlberg: “Look, I think your imagination has gotten out of control, dude”

Ted: “Look, come on you guys I’m really good at sex and I can bring sodas and snacks and soap and stuff. Please.”

Wahlberg: “Alright, it’s at Jack Nicholson’s house.”

Ted “Yaaahhh !”

Video:

Casual viewers may not be aware, but it was at Jack Nicholson’s house that fugitive perv director Roman Polanski allegedly drugged and raped a 13-year-old girl.

Is that funny? Hollywood thinks so.

https://twitter.com/northsidelloyd/status/305878900653817856

No. It’s not “LOL.”

Need a refresher course? Click here:

Or just Google it.

https://twitter.com/niccolus/status/305877852849577984

That’s Hollywood values for you.

Related:

Patterico, “Roman Polanski Arrested in Switzerland

  • http://www.GONINERS.com/ Kristine

    Oh FFS, LIGHTEN UP!

    • http://twitter.com/LNSmithee L.N. Smithee

      Why should we?

    • http://twitter.com/LNSmithee L.N. Smithee

      As someone who thinks people should “lighten up,” you probably retweeted The Onion’s calling Quvenzhane Wallis a “c*nt,” didn’t you?

      http://twitchy.com/2013/02/25/tasteless-the-onion-calls-9-year-old-actress-quvenzhane-wallis-a-ct/

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1481638587 Laura Thompson

        …oooohhhhhh….yes she did…big time…bless her heart…

    • sonicmoon

      as soon as you knock off the hypocritical shite about everything from racism, abortion, gender, to sexual orientation, etc… you use ‘lighten up’ to dismiss and avoid being called out on hypocrisy. grow up!

    • TocksNedlog

      Woo-hoo, anything goes!

  • nc

    They tried to keep it classy, but they couldn’t help themselves.

    • lainer51

      It’s a disease with them.

  • Connor

    That’s a stretch, losers.

  • MissDiane47

    I haven’t watched any of the “Hollyweird” award shows in over 20 yrs. As far as I’m concerned, all of them are nothing but one huge orgy.

  • Connor

    Polanski was never mentioned. Nice try.

    • JR48

      Didn’t have to. If you understand the joke, you understand the reality that the joke is about. Then again, you’d have to be old enough to remember.

    • TocksNedlog

      If you somehow think that Seth MacFarlane was not intentionally referencing that incident, then you know absolutely nothing about what he does.

  • DANEgerus

    Democrat Senators screw children too…

    • TocksNedlog

      Screw them, kill them, indoctrinate them, rob them of their futures . . . it’s a thing with Dems.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Allegedly drugged and raped a 13 year old girl? He plead guilty!

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/roman-polanski-plea-transcript

  • HARP2

    Hollywood thought it was funny to campaign for the idiot too.

    • Teddi

      She is such a pig… Sorry, but her ugly mug showing up on the screen ruined an otherwise nice entertainment evening.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F4SPJYSKCY2VVU65IJ2EKYGW44 Bless You

    Jack Nicholson looked like Irwin Corey, the old comedian …heavier. What is up with that Jack? From coolest guy in town forever, to my jr. college professor in history?

    Just seems like with all that talent, all those beautiful people, all that money, all those storylines….why does Hollywood seem to strain to find a decent host, a fun night, and open it up to everyone w/ some class……………..

    Seth and the Academy – you know most of your audience is under 40, and they know zippo about Jack and his big playboy heyday….they know nothing about Warren Beatty and his lethario ways……they are just older actors who are smart & brilliant cool these days.

    Whatever………..there are only about 18 awards awarded, why does it take 4 hours?

    • lainer51

      In their tiny little minds, they think they DO pick good hosts, they just don’t get it.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F4SPJYSKCY2VVU65IJ2EKYGW44 Bless You

    Seth is talented. Seth can sing, dance, write, voice, produce, etc.

    Family Guy isn’t that funny. It’s OK.

    But, come on, Seth is not Billy Crystal or Bob Hope.

    Let’s hope he’s better than Letterman or Franco/Hathaway Combo.

    16-18 awards given, why does it take so darn long?

    • lainer51

      He was better than Letterman, but who isn’t? As far as being talented – Really?

  • sonicmoon

    Hollywood and the WH – both full of hypocrites and disingenuous egomaniacs wishing to stroke one another

  • http://twitter.com/Stimulus4U Marty Luther

    Hollywood Family Values. Same as Hollywood Liberal Politics but with condoms.

  • oneword

    A 13 yr old was drugged & raped, funny stuff isn’t it?

    • NRPax

      Remember: It wasn’t “rape-rape” so that makes it all better. Mind you, if I’d been the father of the girl, Roman would have been buried next to Sharon. Whether or not he was alive when I did it would be dependent on how well he could take a beating.

  • cscape

    the LIBERAL war on women continues!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZR4D5E2WTOI4MSKK7AJS6EG3OA Everybodys All American

    You see if a liberal does this it’s not really rape. It’s fun. It’s political. It just is a misunderstanding. /sarc

  • TocksNedlog

    Whoopi wishes she had told that joke when she was host.

  • Dave Turson

    Not fair: Hollywooders have orgies and Jack Nicholson is known for his wild ways, but he was not at his house the day that Polanski raped this girl.

  • Hep

    This is such a reach. I didn’t remember at whose house that took place. I very much doubt the probably much younger than me writers knew about it.

  • Jeffrey Olah

    I’m sorry but I think Ted is hilarious

  • gekkobear

    “Casual viewers may not be aware, but it was at Jack Nicholson’s house that fugitive perv director Roman Polanski allegedly drugged and raped a 13-year-old girl.”

    I get that this is standard to use the term “allegedly” for anything not proven in a court of law.

    But given Polanksi in his Playboy interview said “everyone wants to f*** little girls”; this was alleged by both the victim AND Polanski.

    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/michaeldeacon/100011795/roman-polanski-everyone-else-fancies-little-girls-too/

    I think we can drop “allegedly” at this point.

  • Ponytailjones

    Considering that it was Seth McFarlane TAKING A SHOT at Hollywood, it’s pretty obvious this ‘outrage’ is manufactured.

  • ronald54321

    Love movies made before 1965. Hate movies made after that.

  • Xam

    You all are crazy, it was a funny joke. If you didn’t spend so much time clucking around everyone else’s business you might not be so miserable. You want to know who ruined America ? It was you.