"You Won't Be Seeing Any Ass Cleavage Or "Puffy" Labia At The Grammys On Sunday" uhhh
— King Friday XIII (@tuttipooh) February 7, 2013
— Taste of Country (@TasteOfCountry) February 8, 2013
The Grammy Awards show will air this Sunday on CBS. But this year, there are a lot of body parts that won’t be aired out on the red carpet or on stage, if CBS wardrobe czars have any say in the matter. The network issued an Onion-worthy memo banning naughty bits, cracks, and “puffy” parts:
Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts. Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared. OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera. Finally, The Network requests that any organized cause visibly spelled out on talent’s wardrobe be avoided. This would include lapel pins or any other form of accessory.
wait whaaaa no puffy labia?? need new dress asap http://t.co/0ydRbWRi
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 7, 2013
Is it too litte, too late?
Ploy or no?
Got to be honest, good on CBS for their Grammy dress code. Make it less about skin and more about music #Grammys
— Robb James (@twobrobb) February 8, 2013
Former Pussycat Dolls singer Nicole Scherzinger advises: “Keep it sassy, but classy!”
— Yahoo Celebrity (@YahooCelebrity) February 8, 2013
CBS has tons of dress code restrictions for the Grammy attendees. Same network that airs the Victoria's Secret fashion show every year.
— Enty Lawyer (@entylawyer) February 7, 2013
Well, it turns out the same memo was issued by CBS last year. And duly ignored:
You know that leaked Grammy Awards Dress Code memo? Turns out, CBS sent the same memo last year http://t.co/UNK3WYnq
— Lisa de Moraes (@LisadeTV) February 8, 2013
— Melissa Baggett (@MouthyMolita) February 8, 2013
— nikki (@bestyogateacher) February 8, 2013