The NFL just put out an official statement apologizing for the Super Bowl power outage and announcing that an investigation into the cause is underway. Cynical football fans were quick to respond with a super dose of snark and tongue-in-cheek conspiracy theories. NFL commissioner Roger Goodell took boundless blows.

Just a matter of time before someone on Capitol Hill demands a congressional investigation. Oy.

  • Stone Bryson

    According to NASCAR Cup champion (and serial Twitter guru) Brad Keselowski – he’s at the game – the rumor around the Dome is that Anonymous caused it.

  • anthony j barton

    I think someone should call Al Gore, maybe he screwed someone out of something. Like his global warming act.

  • Peyton

    Well, it did cause a huge momentum shift.

  • DanStlMo

    I’m pretty sure Joe Biden and the EPA were involved, something to do with solar panels not working after dark.