Now that Democratic N.Y. Gov. Andrew Cuomo has piled on more ineffective gun control measures upon existing, ineffective gun control laws, New Yorkers are coming up with alternative methods of self defense. #SelfDefenseInNY is trending nationwide in the U.S. We don’t know whether to laugh or cry, but we’re sure glad we don’t live in New York.

Reach for the assault soda! Oh, wait …

Or just start dodging. Hey, it worked in the movies:

When all else fails, move out:

Looks like Sean Hannity’s not alone.

  • stuckinIL4now

    Take advice from The Jerk–pee your pants and throw up on your money. Just wait to see how the crime and homicide rates skyrocket like they have in Chicago after most of the gun owners take their guns and flee NY state.

  • sleazyrider

    #SelfDefenseInNY…tell the mother fu**er you know Joey Butafuco!!!

  • GTFOBigGovt

    Hope it’s a female, point and YELL “Bottle feeding hoar”.

  • GTFOBigGovt

    Just pay a local gangbanger to be your body guard and retain your illegal arms. They won’t have any problem getting arrested.

  • Angie (D)

    Personally, I’ve always been partial to my S&W 686 — if I can’t get it done in 6, I deserve to die.

    • Margo McKinney

      Some of us just naturally love overkill.

      • Karl Morey

        Haven’t you heard? There’s no such thing as ‘overkill,’ only ‘open fire’ and ‘reload.’

  • Russ

    Switzerland requires every male between the ages of 20- 40 to be a part
    of their militia, weapons are stored in the home and often carried, with
    ammo. Over 40,000 fully automatic rifles are kept by Swiss citizens,
    only 40 deaths by guns in 2010.

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    Anybody else have a crush on Rebecca Ann?

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    Pummel attacker with Bloomberg’s safety deposit boxes.

    Or his daughters $20K (a piece) English saddles (or hell, just drop one of those $million dollar horses he’s bought her on top of your attacker).

    Or toss him off Bloomberg’s $30 million yacht way out at sea.

    Or have one of Bloomberg’s dozens of ARMED GUARDS shoot him.

  • rennyangel2

    Another reason, among worst state taxes in the nation, no employment (over 10%)–and this “legislation” may put 100s of workers at gun manufacturers on the unemplolyment lines (besides cocaine, the lines Dems. like best), and now idjit gun laws to go along with the strongest one in the nation, the Sullivan Act, to just get out of NY.
    Last year a poll said 1/3 of New Yorkers want to leave the city. Here’s another reason why.

  • peteee363

    i have a great tv show idea: c.s.i. new york magazine counting unit! this is the group that is charged with counting bullets in magazines on every gun in new york state. easy job to fill, nobody need know how to count to ten!

  • nc

    Vote Republican #SelfDefenseInNY

  • Rabid

    A ruthless French Taunting???

    • 1SkepticalChick

      Perfect! A French Taunting with a Bronx accent! (almost as scary as a FT with a Texas accent)

      • ozconservative

        KInda like Monty Python: “I spit in your face and fart in your general direction”

        • Chris Cherry

          Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!!, Go away or I will taunt you a second time!

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    #SelfDefenseInNY Any self-defense scheme used in #HomeAlone. The Government is still reviewing #HomeAlone2.

  • Ted

    Everyone knew this was coming in Obummers second term.Im hoping Congree will impeach his sorry azz

  • Donald Koller

    NY’ers need to totally ignore this law as the criminals will do anyway.

  • kindamara

    In Chicago your “defense” against a criminal on the street is to lay on the ground, curl up in the fetal position and beg for your life.

    • 1SkepticalChick

      That’s what Obama is used to, and therefore expects the rest of the country to do. The rest of the country isn’t Chicago.

  • Insubordinate

    #SelfDefenseInNY Go to Mexico and get a “fast and furious” weapon

  • Randy C. Lindsey

    Guess Cuomo has given up on any plans to run for President. He can kiss that dream goodbye now.

  • Tantalus XVI

    Throw your birth control at them and call the police on your Obamaphone, and run to the nearest cartel member who will help you escape to the nearest CIA hideout, while you wait for back up.

    • 1SkepticalChick

      Where you will die waiting for help.

  • Caput Lupinum

    Hire Joey Karate to be your body guard. Here is his Resume:

  • kch50428

    #SelfDefenseInNY – get the UN to pass a resolution telling your attacker to “Stop – or we’ll tell you to stop again!”

  • TjValion68

    How do you spell political suicide? Cuomo. Good luck on your presidential bid in 2016 Cuomo. You just pissed off 95% of your state. Moron.

    • Canadian in USA

      Oh, how I wish, but I think that Libs will be spending the next 4 years demonizing everything in the Constitution (incl. second amendment), so they expect the climate will be ready by the time 2016 rolls around.


    Dear all decent people in NY. Please do yourselves a favor and leave. Let that place rot in hell ala “Escape from New York”.


    Also, don’t let the whiny media fool you; your the ones propping up that place. Your exit is a big relief for yourself and a big “F” you to the incompetent, pseudo-elite. I say pseudo-elite because real elites have real accomplishments.

  • MrApple

    Let’s work hard to keep this type of completely irrational knee-jerk reactionary policy making isolated to NY, CA, and IL. I don’t want this crap anywhere near my home.

    • NachoCheese (D)


      Common sense self defense? Don’t live in a Democrat controlled state.

  • $35072932

    MILLER: Gun ownership up, crime down
    FBI violent-crime rates show safer nation with more gun owners

    Last week, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) announced that violent crime decreased 4 percent in 2011. The number of murders, rapes, robberies and aggravated assaults all went down, continuing a pattern.

    If the gun grabbers were right, we’d be in the middle of a crime wave, considering how many guns are on the streets. “Firearms sales have increased substantially since right after the 2008 election,” said Bill Brassard, spokesman for the National Shooting Sports Foundation (NSSF), which represents the $4 billion firearms and ammunition industry. “There was a leveling off in 2010, but now we’re seeing a surge again.”

    Why do the Oppressives want to UNFAIRLY empower criminals and the government over the people?

    Control Kills People

    • Penny Robinson Fan Club

      Don;t confuse the issue with your facts!

      • 1SkepticalChick

        Yes, ’cause facts are haaard!

  • Bad things coming

    Didn’t the people in NY elect this whack job? Well, elections have consequences…..

    • Canadian in USA

      Don’t forget that they think guns are the problem in NY. Heaven forbid they actually hold criminals…you know…*accountable* for their actions.

  • Jeff frye

    Larry Pratt for Pres.

  • Jeff frye

    Pres. Obama the worst Pres. we have ever had wants to destroy this country from the in side like father like son!!!

  • Bill Kelly

    Wait for Iran to get the bomb and melt NYC. Then elect a real government.

  • Moue La Moue (D)

    WY, my neighbor to the North is looking oh-so good right now!

    • Murray

      I love it here in WY. Our legislative body just drafted a firearms protection act (I think we were first). We are also a Constitutional Carry state, to include open carry and even concealed without a permit.

      • Moue La Moue (D)

        I am weary about what the Colorado legislature is looking to do. Our Senate President is really just, wow. Hardcore gun-grabber.

        • Murray

          Best of luck to you. Once one right crumbles (is taken/given away), the rest are sure to follow.

  • Steve_J

    Give the thug Cuomo’s address and tell him Cuomo has more money than you do.

  • Matthew T. Costello

    use the rubberband with a paperclip , they’re deadly

  • lillymckim

    600 useless gun laws in Ny and now we have 601 useless gun laws in NY.
    I can’t wait to see how the Republican & Democratic Senate who voted YES for this crap legislates mental illness out of the state of NY too.

  • Whirlwinder

    Gun bans do not affect the criminals in NY or any other state in a positive manner. This works like the principle in Economics of supply and demand. When the ability to protect yourself with guns against the criminals declines, (supply) Then the criminals have a larger group to prey upon. (demand). You people should let your elected representatives know that you will hold them responsible for the increase in crime because of their actions. Write them letters and hold their feet to the fire when the crime stats show the results. And the results will be comming in very soon.

  • LightSabre

    Stay in NY and don’t obey this ridiculous law. Resist at every opportunity.

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  • teresa

    #SelfDefenseInNY Convince your attacker to embrace their inner child.

  • Michelle

    Jedi Mind Tricks.

  • bydesign001

    Reblogged this on PUMABydesign001's Blog and commented:
    Mario Cuomo is a jackass. You cannot tell me that all those jackasses in my Brooklyn neighborhood who shot their firearms off for 90 minutes at the stroke of midnight January 1, 2013 were legal gun owners. Adding to that, they had some heavy firepower going for them as well. Trust me, Cuomo’s law will nothing to deter these people from obtaining AR-15s, AK-47s, 15, 20, 30 or 60 mags. They will procure these items by using the same sources they have always used and while we’re on the subject, what the hell about Operation Fast & Furious Barack? What about it?

  • TTori

    Your welcome in Texas as long as you leave the liberal Democraps where they root. If you look at our Texas map of gun owners all you see is an orange state. Means everyone here carries. Little ole next door to me just killed a roach for gun practice so you gotta be careful here. We practice practice practice. lol

  • Garth Haycock

    Build a panic room in your house and stay there until you die.

  • John Giovanni Bellomo

    Mr. president, Mocking gun owners for our suspicions concerning efforts to disarm us, while at the same time you act in a manner to disarm us kind of makes you the villain! A fearless populace helps to keep the government honest which is maybe why your plans are to weaken us. We are the ones being taken, you have lied so well you were re-elected to another term. You want us weak and unprotected while you and your ilk return to your armed body guards and do what you law makers do best, weaken the middle class with higher taxes and useless legislation.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    “oh yeah? i’m trained in advanced indian burns… do you feel lucky, punk? did you shave your arms?”

  • newyorkcityguy

    I would suggest that this empty suit in the White House put his money where is mouth is. Disarm your bodyguards the Secret Service, since you said that having less gun is safer. Stu*&d