Mango CremeHave food cops Michelle Obama and Michael Bloomberg broken into the Girl Scout cookie bakery headquarters? Someone stole all the sugar and chocolate and replaced it with… “Nutrifusion.” Is this a bad SNL skit or the real deal?

Sorry, sweet-toothers, it’s real.

Exactly:

https://twitter.com/KristaSantiago/status/289924384863449089

They’ll have to pry our Samoas from our chubby, sticky hands.

  • Kevin Krom

    By the time you have made the decision to have something like cake, cookies, or ice cream, you’ve gone WAY past the point of the question “is it healthy?”

  • Kevin Krom

    By the time you have made the decision to have something like cake, cookies, or ice cream, you’ve gone WAY past the point of the question “is it healthy?”

  • http://www.jackiewellfonder.com/ Jackie Wellfonder

    Samoa’s have always been my favorite! Tagalongs, second :) Mango creme, I think I’ll pass!

    • CherDash

      I *know* I’ll pass!

  • http://www.jackiewellfonder.com/ Jackie Wellfonder

    Samoa’s have always been my favorite! Tagalongs, second :) Mango creme, I think I’ll pass!

  • http://cowboybebop.wikia.com/wiki/Faye_Valentine Faye Valentine

    I don’t buy anything from Girl Scouts, considering they donate money to Planned Parenthood and help spread PP propaganda to impressionable young girls.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

      I never personally saw that before my girl quit, but the Media Bias badge-replete with a link to Media Matters-was enough for me.

      • http://cowboybebop.wikia.com/wiki/Faye_Valentine Faye Valentine

        Wow. Then it’s worse than I thought. :/

  • http://cowboybebop.wikia.com/wiki/Faye_Valentine Faye Valentine

    I don’t buy anything from Girl Scouts, considering they donate money to Planned Parenthood and help spread PP propaganda to impressionable young girls.

  • http://twitter.com/who_me_too RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    GROSS.

  • http://twitter.com/who_me_too RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    GROSS.

  • peteee363

    do they have baby surprise yet? similar to soylen green, made from pp’s leftovers!

  • ⚔Christophuh⚔

    Thin Mints or nothing.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      AMEN BRUTHAH! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • stuckinIL4now

    What is “NutriFusion”? Libturd for “bs”!
    And they’re “just like broccoli”? Well, when I want broccoli, I’ll just eat broccoli. When I want cookies, I want real cookies, not broccoli cookies.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

      Yet, when Coke wanted to fortify a soda line with vitamins they were denied by the FDA who cited that such an approval would “send the wrong message”.

      • Paul_Mcgrath

        Coke wasn’t denied anything. The FDA accused Coke of faults nutritional claims on their Diet Plus product, and were told they had to change the labeling (not the ingredients) or face fines.

        The FDA has always had a long standing policy that states it’s inappropriate to add “extra nutrients” to any “snack foods”. Thankfully they don’t have any regulatory power to enforce this policy on food companies, yet.

      • Paul_Mcgrath

        Coke wasn’t denied anything. The FDA accused Coke of faults nutritional claims on their Diet Plus product, and were told they had to change the labeling (not the ingredients) or face fines.

        The FDA has always had a long standing policy that states it’s inappropriate to add “extra nutrients” to any “snack foods”. Thankfully they don’t have any regulatory power to enforce this policy on food companies, yet.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Mango Creme? I’ll stick to my THIN MINTS! TYVL Jawamax 8<{D}

  • StormsOfAugust

    NutriFusion = Pink Slime

  • Jack Deth

    Thin Mints! With Samoas a very close second.

    Chocolate and Coconut are healthy!!!

  • LissaKay

    I could go for gluten-free cookies …. I actually have a couple of recipes for such a thing.