Twitter is flooded with news tonight that fame-mongers Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Kanye West are expecting a child together.

West announced the news at a concert in Atlantic City:

The world rejoiced…

…or shrugged its shoulders.

Many wondered if this was another Kardashian publicity stunt:

Bruce “Backseat” Jenner could not be reached for comment.


Hmmm, was this a hint from November?


Update: Well, #kimyebabynames is trending. This family sure knows how to work social media.

Our faves:

And TV’s Andy Levy for the win!


Update: Kim Kardashian tweets the news.

  • Booker

    Ahh. Out of wedlock kiddies. Gotta love looneywood.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    So are they, like, married or anything special like that? No? Ah. Just another b*stard then. Queue miscarriage news in 3…2…1… I mean, look at the farce of her last *ahem* marriage.

  • sybilll

    And I should care because………………..?

    • David Raineri-Maldonado

      It’s another life brought into the world by God.

  • Emily B

    If I never hear the name Kim Kardashian again it will be too soon. Who cares if she’s pregnant, and all the fans who are squeeing over it need to seriously get a life.

  • Jack Deth

    Empty headed, vapid media whores made famous for being empty headed, vapid media whores.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    I’m sorry, Twitchy. Let me be a little more ‘pc’… since my last comment didn’t pass the moderator’s muster.

    Not married? Just another illegitimate brat… but hey, it’s just one more for the ‘industry mill’.

  • GaryTheBrave

    Kim Kanye Kardashian West. Initials would be KKK West.

    BTW , since all the Kardashian kiddies have first and last names that start with K, are any of their middle names start with K? Hmmm…

  • MaryUKtheScot


  • Rob Stevely

    I hope the pregnancy lasts longer than 72 days.

  • James Burke

    In the good ole days we had the Lone Ranger,My Three Sons,and the Cleavers, Todays generation has Kim Kardashian and the out of wedlock conceivers…. Before you go to bed tonight get down on your knees and say a prayer for the USA !

  • LightSabre

    The whole thing’s just nauseating. Especially the pic of them. How could she let him touch her?

  • Brian Mouland

    God is that kid going to be dumb

    • rinodino

      But Rich

      • Spatial Awareness

        Not any more… hehehehehehe…. ~_^

  • TexasGirl512

    All I know is that kid is going to be seriously hideous if it inherits Kanye’s mouth & Kim’s humongous A*SS.

  • putthehammerdown

    Her father is spinning in his grave so rapidly Me Thinks I feel thie earth’s rotation being affected…….
    But, then again I started the New Year Celebrating early and it could just be
    ‘me and my internal party’ doing it’s little dance.
    Is this gonna be like her getting married and divorced in 60 days?
    If not, will the kid have a Swelled Head,… and a Large Bum ? Can’t wait to see ‘that’ transpire……….

  • sleazyrider

    Stealing Snooki’s limelight…

  • Peyton

    This is the biggest baby news since Snooki! Ugh!

  • Dan Cooper

    They’re spawning… May God have mercy on us all.

  • $129448

    Another Hollywood kid born to unwed parents that most def won’t be together 5 minutes after the kid is born

  • Spatial Awareness

    GROSS. Really, just GROSS. >:-P

  • NCRelite

    way to get pregnant out of wedlock! congratulations!