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Kesha to write a children's book? Pop star reveals excerpts

Well, schlump us silly and call us schlumps! We can’t schlumpin’ believe it!

If you’ve ever found yourself hoping for poppy party-girl Ke$ha to work on a children’s book, then I have a few people you need to call, and a few medical scans you need to take. Nevertheless, if Ke$ha has been able to prove anything, if just by her mere success and celebrity, anything’s possible.

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We have some excerpts from this potential children’s classic, so feel free to judge for yourself:

https://twitter.com/#!/keshasuxx/status/200492554607796225

https://twitter.com/#!/keshasuxx/status/200492995202662400

Poetic, insightful, really gets to the inner core of a child’s soul.

Anticipation’s already been running high, as fans eagerly wait to devour the glittery pages that may or may not smell like certain non-children substances.

https://twitter.com/#!/PartOfKyle/status/200545794292592641

https://twitter.com/#!/KevinSleazy/status/200596041660243969

https://twitter.com/#!/MileySteezerus/status/200621225226153984

Then again, children’s book or no children’s book, the girl’s always gonna have some haters. Schlump on!

https://twitter.com/#!/stevenpowers19/status/200611390367600640

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