Snicker. As Twitchy readers know, CNN’s missing airliner obsession and “reporting” has sparked cosmic mockery. Actress Melissa Joan Hart had enough of it and asked CNN to at least mix it up a little.

Ukraine, Shukraine! Unless …

Bam! That would switch CNN’s focus immediately.


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  • JeffWRidge

    CNN will be more than happy to report on events in Ukraine once they can figure out a way to spin the situation there to make Obama look like a master tactician and diplomat. Until then they will continue with the squirrel reports.

    • nickdqwk

      Nail meet Hammer!

    • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

      So you’re saying that CNN will never report on Ukraine.

      • JeffWRidge

        Ah, you underestimate the left’s ability at self-delusion and deception of the masses. Even as I write this, CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, NBC, the DNC, and Rosie O’Donnell are all holding a meeting in a crack smoke filled room hashing out ideas on how to make this the fault of the GOP, George W. Bush, the Koch bothers and Fox News.

        • Mystical_Groove_Conservative

          I likes you. You haz eyes and brain that work 😉

      • GaryUSMCvet.

        Not as long as Dear Leader continues to look like a girlie- man.

      • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

        Only if they find the plane there.

  • TJ

    Finding aviation “experts” is easier than finding “experts” on the multifaceted Ukraine-Russian-EU relations and what actually happened and what lies ahead.

    • nickdqwk

      That is Progressive believable “experts” are rare indeed!

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Hey, the focus is off Benghazi,
    Hey, the focus is off Fast and Furious,
    Hey, the focus is off the IRS/Unions/Left attacking the Right,
    Hey, the focus is off the NLRB illegal appointments by 0bama,
    Hey, the focus is off the Lies and Illegal Law…Redistributing of our hard earned dollars on 0bamaCare that punishes us,
    Hey, the focus is off 0bama’s Illegals coming across our borders,
    Hey, the focus is off the Communist Marxist transforming America,
    Hey, the focus is off the Lies of a Faux Conservative whose not a Constitutionalist….

    • nickdqwk

      Abbreviated short list right?

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        You got that, neighbor!!!

        Reality definitely shows that there’s at least one new quote unquote Scandal every day to deflect from the previous days Scandals. As you, and everyone else knows, it is absolutely impossible to list(s) them all in this forum, we know everyone is feeling the freedom to add………[Saul/Goebbels is their manifesto.]

        We will not allow a white flag planted on her soil…
        OLLPOH ~ Our Life Liberty Pursuit Of Happiness
        (Mr. and Mrs.)

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      P.S. FYI: About the above picture…

      Photo: Hillary Clinton poses with Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., and Cindy McCain at Clinton Global Initiative University – via @HillaryClinton see original on

  • LegalizeShemp

    Doesn’t Melissa know that liberal Demonrats will only take action if somebody utters a criticism of women, minorities, homosexuals, trans-sexuals, asexuals or gender confused non-committals? Anything else is a joke to them.

    • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

      Provided that the person uttering such criticism is not a liberal, of course.

      • bungopony


      • GaryUSMCvet.

        Both of you are racist! [sarcasm alert]

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          Well, yeah!

  • Conrad2010

    Fox News is almost a bad.

    • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

      Except I’m still hearing reports on other stories on Fox. Unlike CNN whose entire focus is on the plane. And they have yet to make up BS theories about the island from “Lost”, zombie planes, and black holes like CNN has.

      • ButteryWench

        Ooh. Or how the CIA has commandeered the plane to perform medical experiments on the passengers ! (Actual theory from a co-worker)

    • Kakarot

      The key word is “almost”, Conrad.

      (even if you’re right, which seems iffy to me)

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Everyone knows it’s (*bwahahahahaha*) Eeeeeeeevil Bush, Cheney and Halliburton behind this– they cleverly got everyone to pay attention to those useful idiots, the Koch Brothers, while they were laying low. Notice how they’re not telling you who on that plane might have been bumped off because they knew too much– and by bringing down the plane, the assassination of one person was diabolically disguised?

  • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

    CNN has been so desperate to keep focus on the missing plane story so they won’t have to report on anything that might make Obama look bad that have resorted to talking to less than respectable aviation experts.

    • Kakarot

      Is it good news or bad news that I recognized four of the six ‘experts’?

    • BurkeanMama

      Hey! The World WWI Flying Ace is most definitely an aviation expert! He shot down the Red Baron for Pete’s sake. CNN would be lucky to have him on their show!

      Actually all the characters on that list know more about flying than CNN anchors, even the blow up dummy.

    • Mystical_Groove_Conservative

      That pic made me LOL

  • Mark_Melrose

    If Comcast-Time-Warner Mega Merger is approved by the vigilant and honorable, ‘Bags’ Holder, then CNN and MSNBC will be sisters. Say bub-bye to one or the other.

  • Mike

    Tell CNN that flight 370 is on a runway in Kiev…

  • SideshowJon36

    Plot twist! Vlad Putin is the heretounknown THIRD KOCH BROTHER!!!!!!!!!

  • descolada9

    Why is she watching CNN in the first place?

  • Rod Dainjer

    Liberals just want your stuff.