What fresh hell is this?

Oh no. No shave fail! Last week, viewers pointed out what the mustached Geist looked like:

https://twitter.com/LoriandJeff/status/407503850854449152

https://twitter.com/LoriandJeff/status/407507756363821058

Too funny? Or too horrifying? You decide:

Oh, Mr. Geist. Put the Twitter down and the Ron Jeremy references away. Please.

The image of Geist continues to strike horror in the hearts of men (and women).

Will the nightmare end?

Whew! What a relief.

Where did it go?

Ha!

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  • Kenny Wickmann

    I’m pretty sure Willie is some kind of homonculus experiment that escaped from GE’s biotech division.

    Seems as though he’s not quite fully formed and obviously incomplete,..the question that bothers me – What is his real purpose?

  • Jack Deth

    That’s not even a decently trimmed mustache favored by elegant fops like William Powell’s ‘The Thin Man’ or later, John Waters.

    That ‘stache screams vacuum salesman, pizza delivery or pool guy!!!

    All that’s missing is a looped soundtrack, disco ball or strobe light.

    • Thale Taxurfeet

      “That’s not even a decently trimmed mustache favored by elegant fops like William Powell’s ‘The Thin Man’ or later, John Waters.”

      Nor a two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket and an autographed picture of Andy Devine…

      May a little J. Buffett serve to dislodge any rancid memories of disco from the neural net.

    • 0bamasnought

      My 12 year old niece has an better cookie duster than that.

  • DizzyMissL

    Who?

  • World B. Free

    He looks like a used car salesman.

    No offense intended towards honorable used car salesmen.

    • GaryTheBrave

      He looks like a teenager trying to grow a mustache for the first time.

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    Ala Ron Burgandy. Well played Mr Geist.

  • Maxx

    Relax, Willie is just trying to savor the Count Chocula he had for breakfast.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    David Niven knew how to rock a ‘stache– somewhere between Clark Gable (pencil-thin) and Burt Reynolds (thicker fuller mustache):

    http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003707139/4445756467_niven_answer_4_xlarge.png

  • TheOriginalDonald

    I thought Ron BUrgundy was a fictional character

  • san rafael blue

    Since when are all staches viewed as Porn props? Most men around the world allow their faces the full freedoms of unfettered follication! I do NOT except this bias. Since women cannot (usually) produce a moustache, then all moustaches are now declared obscene? May wanna rethink that synopsis.

    • Jerome Goolsby

      Seems a lot of posters on this watched a LOT of ’70s porn.

  • Scorpion

    I find it troubling that there is some cult out there that counts the staches on porn stars.

  • TexasMom2012

    Snidley Whiplash!

  • AZWarrior

    Hey, respect the ‘stash!

  • T Hill

    eeewwwwww

  • Thomas Aquinas

    People are likely to remain unsatisfied with a vast civilization that neither satisfies our instincts nor appears to have predictable order.

  • Abbie Mills

    Constitution – Article 1, Section 9: No tax or duty shall be laid on articles exported from any State.