That’s right. As Twitchy reported, the lapdogs at the New York Times are continuing in their quest to up the hackery to heretofore unknown levels (which is saying something). President Obama’s “you can keep your plan” Obamacare lie? Totally just an “incorrect promise.”

Words, and truth, are hard.

This level of bootlicking calls for a hashtag! Take it away, Twitter:

Snicker. Neither does this one:

Giggling madly. How about some quotes, New York Times style?



Gold! Mocking Debbie Wasserman Schultz never gets old.

And an exit explanation:

Ding, ding, ding!

Keep it coming, New York Times. Y’all are hilarious.


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  • Bui van vat

    I bring you peace in our time #incorrectpromise

  • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    I incorrectly promised on my taxes.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ


    “Some ‘Incorrect Promises’ convince by their sheer audacity…Most people cannot conceive of incorrect promises made on such a colossal scale…Even if the incorrect promise is immediately debunked, it lingers like a bad odor…”

  • nc ✓s & balances

    NYT couldn’t even definitively state Incorrect Promise. They qualified it, saying he “may have made.”

    • TugboatPhil ✓Mate

      Well Obama DID apologize that we “found ourselves in this situation.”

      • nc ✓s & balances

        Slight correction: he apologized that “THEY are finding THEMSELVES in this situation.”

        • TugboatPhil ✓Mate

          We are speaking of the same thing. “We” are his ‘they.”

          • nc ✓s & balances

            Right, it was no accident he used “they.” GW Bush, for example would have instinctively used “we.”

            I only corrected you because those were his exact words, and they matter.

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    #IncorrectPromise Jimmy Carter is still the worst President ever.

  • jukin

    The big three incorrect promises:

    The check is in the mail. #incorrectpromise
    I love you honey. #incorrectpromise
    I won’t c*m in your mouth. #incorrectpromise

    • Karin_A

      Bad boy, Jukin. Haha

    • Ryan Schneider.

      *sigh* There are certain Latin phrases I can’t look up without ‘safe search’ off. I wonder which Latin conjunction will be corrupted next?

    • Bubba Grump Jr.

      Of course I’ll still respect you in the morning.

      I’ve never had an affair before.

  • NRPax

    Then we have the Jim Carey movie, “Incorrect Promiser, Incorrect Promiser.”

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    This is rapidly turning into Monty Python’s Dead Parrot Sketch, with the news media finding as many nicer-sounding euphemisms as possible for “Obama lied his skinny backside off”.

    I’m sure next week the Times will be saying that the Ocare website is simply “pining for the fjords”.

    • SpaceRacer423

      I’m telling you that parrot IS DEAD!
      and by “parrot” I mean print media.

      • WisconsinPatriot

        He is just resting….

  • chewydog

    Incorrect promise: “I didn’t have sex with that woman”…

  • CO2 Producer

    “George, do you know who killed that beautiful little cherry tree yonder in the garden?”

    “I can’t tell an incorrect promise, Pa; you know I can’t tell an incorrect promise. I did cut it with my hatchet.”

    –From A History of the Life and Death, Virtues and Exploits of Community Organizer George Washington by Parson Weems

  • Macsen Overdrive ✓re-rolled

    The more they try to spin this, the worse they are looking.

  • CO2 Producer

    Size doesn’t matter. #IncorrectPromise

  • forgetyoutooo

    …I like big butts and I cannot incorrect promise. Love it @TedInATL

    • Karin_A

      That was hilarious!

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    #IncorrectPromise “There are ‘incorrect promises,’ damned ‘incorrect promises,’ and Obamacare enrollment figures…”

    • mike_in_kosovo


  • lainer51

    The check is in the mail

  • Rock ThisTown

    Incorrect promiser, incorrect promiser, pants on fire!

  • Erin

    We just need eine kleine Lebensraum. #incorrectpromise

  • Danny Wheeler

    #IncorrectPromise: Obama upholds America’s ideals.

  • JeffWRidge

    Obama incorrectly promises like a rug.

  • SRVDisciple

    You can’t hide your misspoken promise eyes

  • fbcmusicman

    This “MISSPOKEN PROMISE” started before he was ever inaugurated! In the following statement he says, “NOTHING CHANGES!”

    “The Obama-Biden plan provides affordable, accessible health care for
    all Americans, builds on the existing health care system, and uses
    existing providers, doctors, and plans. Under the Obama-Biden plan,
    patients will be able to make health care decisions with their doctors,
    instead of being blocked by insurance company bureaucrats.

    Under the plan, if you like your current health insurance, nothing
    changes, except your costs will go down by as much as $2,500 per year.
    If you don’t have health insurance, you will have a choice of new,
    affordable health insurance options.”

    See it here…

  • Jerry Barnes

    I’d rather hear an ugly truth, rather than an incorrect promise… #lyingbastard

  • Rick Nathan

    I feel so much better now knowing that the president of this once great country,didn`t lie on TV 34 differant times to the American people..Thanks for sharing NY TIMES.

  • Ryan Schneider.

    (Regarding the It/Pennywise_Ocare link icon) ” Does he misspoke?? Yes he does. They all misspoke down here. You’ll misspoke too!!” , and rips your arm off.

    By the way, does anyone know if Stephen King has come to his senses regarding Obama, even a little? I still have trouble believing that a man that has been so savvy about the human condition in the past could be so foolish.

  • Joe Phillips

    I like that Schwarzenegger movie: True Incorrect Promises.

    • Garym

      Also good is the James Spader movie: Sex, Incorrect Promises, and Videotape.

      • Joe Phillips

        Excellent! Can’t they just accept they voted for a freakin’ loser who’ll go down as the worst president ever? I can’t wait to say Ha-ha, told you so.

  • Guest

    Incorrect promise, pants on fire…or not.

  • Ten31

    I did not have sexual relations with that woman!

  • ObamaFail

    So in Liberal Fantasy Land, when a Republican lies, they are a liar. When a Democrat lies, they didn’t lie, they just made an incorrect promise?

    In reality, a liar is a liar. No matter what party they are a part of.

  • HanaFiveO

    Incorrect promise….yea that’s the ticket….I didn’t lie, I just made an incorrect promise…yea….

  • Kimberly Wedel

    I remember I used to love that Eurythmics song from the 80s. ” Would I incorrect promise to you”

    • unclebarb

      I beg your pardon, I never “incorrectly” promised you a rose garden.

  • nc ✓s & balances

    @laurenashburn’s top tweet pick for this morning, Washington Examiner’s Byron York @byronyork: “Nexis database for NYT goes back to late 70s. Never in that time, until today, did paper use phrase ‘incorrect promise.’’’

  • JD Son

    “La, La,La, La Incorrect Promises”

  • JD Son

    “Love The Way You Incorrect Promise”

  • JD Son

    “Miserable Incorrect Promise”

  • JD Son

    “You’re Telling Me Incorrect Promises”

  • JD Son

    “The Biggest Incorrect Promise”

  • JD Son

    “Rebellion Incorrect Promises”

  • JD Son

    For the folks on Telemundo who heart Obama: incorrecto promesa#