Oh no. Why? For the love of everything ever: WHY?

Need a daily emetic? MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” delivers!

Do not know. Do not want to know.

Too good … or bad … to check! Twitter users were buzzing over the picture. By buzzing, we of course mean hurling.

Oh no. Forever traumatized.


This Twitter user upped the horror by “fixing” the ad for them.

The stuff of nightmares.


Yeah, that about sums it up.


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  • V the K

    You can almost see the scars from when MSDNC made him their offcial house eunuch.

    • pinupartist

      Those are probably shrillary’s pants (Threat Level: “Pantsuit Orange); that is the ONLY way any guy would ever want to get in them 😉

      But I am surprised he still wears pants; he didn’t get a roomy frock when he joined msdnc?

  • Turdwich Ferguson

    Please correct the typo in the headline. There’s no such thing as sherbeRt.

  • Diane Stephan

    Male camel toe.

    • rssllue

      Photoshop please. PHOTOSHOP!!!! We need editing over here!

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    Even a third-rate pimp wouldn’t wear those things in public.

    • The Penguin, Don’t talk shit

      Not even Huggy Bear would wear those.

  • journogal

    Well, can’t say the day is totally lost – I’ve learned picked up a new phrase: moose knuckle (never heard of it before, but, yes, have heard the term camel toe.)

    • Chevypowered

      Never heard of it myself…wish I hadn’t.

      Somebody, anybody. Tell me it’s going to be alright…………please…………… :-(

      • journogal

        It will be…we all will get through this together.

    • b_truit

      Moose knuckle, or my… favorite alligator elbow

  • Andy Rigo ✓ᵗᵉʳʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Brotherhood of the testicular strangulating pants.

  • neo rambo

    does anyone watch pmsnbc? or will this make sure that you don’t watch?

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ
  • conservative2012

    My mouse cannot scroll fast enough past these pictures.

    • Jimmie

      I think my mouse wheel started smoking I scrolled so fast.

  • Rosalie

    No matter what color pants he wears, he’s still a RINO.

  • arttie

    I have see that color pants on gentlemen working along side the highways in the south accompanied by a LEO.

  • Mark Mazer


  • bicentennialguy

    I’m more concerned with the filthy commie trash in the chair in the background.

  • Mark Mazer

    What No Yorkie?

  • CO2 Producer

    The tightey-orangey almost takes your mind off the bare mankle.

    Also note Mika’s purse. Neither person should expect to get their money’s worth.

  • Vahalis

    “I’m sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself. ”
    -Derek Zoolander

  • Tom Armstrong

    That picture makes me want to loose my lunch. At Joe.

  • Dan Snelson

    hey let the “man” show of his camel toe if he wants

  • I Am Breitbart

    My eyes are bleeding and I need brain bleach!! I wish I could unsee that!

  • HeavyMetalPolkaMonkey

    The goggles! They do nothing for my eyes!

  • Mark Mazer

    Yorkie’s: convey an important air, love attention, bark alot, yappy, supposedly easy to train, big personality in small package, self-important, bred to catch rats in clothing mills…that’s Joe

  • Hannibal

    Peewee Herman is reporting that his wardrobe has been pilfered.

  • NCRelite

    the morning joke

  • World B. Free

    Mika’s hot legs almost – ALMOST – make this photo worth a look.

    If you can avert your eyes from Joe’s orange junk.

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    Well, clowns tend to wear bright colored clothes…

  • Emperors clothes

    Is that Frau Blucher in the background?

  • JD Olson

    “I got these cool GQ clothes but I still gotta live with Mom.”

  • Speichera

    Joe’s orange ball cleavage is just nasty.

  • Marvin Nelson

    Don’t really know this guy, but the image is burned into my brain. The pain, the pain!!!

  • disappearing moderate

    Doctor, my eyes! Even dense Mika looks horrified. Miami Vice tribute?

  • James DeAcutis

    Shouldn’t Mika be smoking a cigarette and looking flushed?

  • Lillian Frances Burdette

    God the bare ankle and open collar combined with the stripperesque backward chair open crotch and “sexy joe” face

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    Of course, if Joe leans forward, he’s going to fall over. Then, we will all laugh.

  • Mark Mazer

    And for Mika: Wearing high heels can negatively affect a woman’s orgasmCertain high-end shoe brands developed the arch in their high-heeled shoes to approximate the arch in a woman’s pelvis when she is having an orgasm. The heels create a contraction in the pelvic floor, which is problematic because the pelvic floor then cannot contract further during orgasm. “An orgasm is usually like going from zero to 60,” explains Fromberg. “If you’re already at 55 [from wearing heels], you’re not going to have a full experience.”

    Read more: ‘Masters of Sex’: 12 Shocking New Sex Facts You Won’t See on the Show | TIME.com http://healthland.time.com/2013/10/04/lets-talk-12-surprising-facts-about-sex-and-women/#ixzz2ke8bm7zb