Embrace the power of “and.”

Waxman is clearly just following suit: Welcome to synced scapegoat spin! As Twitchy reported, Juan Williams upped the ludicrous by attempting to pin the Obamacare website failures on … Republicans. Sigh.

MSNBC flat-out showed its bias-induced insanity by having a chryon that read “GOP flubs Obamacare launch.” White House Obamacare flack @HealthCareTara tried to spin failures as just GOP whining when she retweeted a pitiful Oliver Willis tweet.

And deranged liberals on Twitter blamed the nefarious Kochspiracy, natch. The Democrat mayor of Elizabeth, N.J., joined in the Obamacare website trutherism as well. 

The insanity continues:

Uh, yes you are.

That’s right. Bless your heart-y Ezra Klein gets in on the absurd action as well, natch.

Stop making sense. That doesn’t suit. Because, idiotic analogies or something:

Oh, honey.

Klein gets schooled, as always.

Yes, please. That was painful.

Bingo.

https://twitter.com/JasonBWhitman/status/393373086784819200

Heh. That should be enough said.

These Twitter users bring it all home.

Truth-ache!

And some exit advice for dastardly “saboteurs”:

Brilliant! Keep it coming and stop the disaster known as Obamacare.

Related:

Dude! The Dem mayor of Elizabeth, NJ, is an Obamacare website truther; Update: Tweet quietly deleted

Juan Williams: GOP’s ‘massive opposition’ to blame for broken Obamacare website

Deranged liberals blame Obamacare website failures on nefarious Kochspiracy

Pitiful: ‘Choke on this, peasants!’ WH Obamacare flack retweets Oliver Willis GOP-slam

Guess the cable network: Chyron announces, ‘GOP flubs Obamacare launch’ [pic, video]

Synced scandal spin! Lapdogs concern troll GOP by parroting Dem word of the day: ‘Overreach,’ guys

‘Biden tying his own shoes’? #Overreach: No need to reach for mockery of media’s synced scandal spin

You’ll go blind from that! Synced scandal spin redux: New term of the day is ‘overplaying hand’

  • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Just want to make sure I have this right….the GOP and the Tea Party (which really are two different things) are both dead and irrelevant. However, using their dead irrelevance, they shut down the government and screwed up the website for the law none of them voted for and had no hand in its implementation. Meanwhile, Obama was caught completely unawares that the website for this signature legislation, his legacy, wasn’t working until he saw it on the news. I think that about sums it up.

    • RblDiver

      Apparently super powerful but irrelevant, or something.

      (Have we been blamed for killing off the dinosaurs yet?)

      • Karin_A

        We’ve also been described as “destroyed.” Over that 3-week paid vacation for govt employees.

    • waterytart

      That’s hysterical! As I said on another thread, Dems, the party of the Push Me, Pull You.

    • Jack Deth

      STOP MAKING SENSE!!!!!

    • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

      Since Mr. Cheney was the brains of the Bush’s outfit, it surely must be his doing.

      • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        Ah yes, the totally stupid Bush who also constructed the greatest conspiracy ever, the fake 9/11 attacks. lol

        • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

          He even figured out a way to win his third and now fourth term.

        • alanstorm

          Not to mention the infernal Hurricane Machine with which he attacked New Orleans.

          BTW, who has custody of that now?

          • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            I think Algore has it in storage.

    • http://libertyatstake.blogspot.com/ LibertyAtStake

      Time for our side to grab some popcorn and enjoy the Team Leftie implosion. I am fully documented as 100% with Ted Cruz’s shutdown strategy, both before and after. However, when the next debt ceiling debate rolls around in February I’m thinking it will be a more timely tactic to adopt the ‘I told you so’ posture. Let Barry and His Corrupt Gang of Progressives twist in the wind for a few months and finalize that tactical decision around the New Year. Enjoy the show until then. Your welcome, Establishment GOP hacks.

    • Tim M.

      Talking points received.

    • Zefal

      They’re able to do this going against the smartest man in the room to boot!

      • V the K

        Yes, Obama… the president who never knows what’s going on and is never responsible for anything.

    • tjp77

      Yeah but you forgot to blame Mitt Romney too.

    • http://www.FunDMental.com TheRealJackpineSavage

      Remember, these are the same people who claimed George W Bush was both an Evil Genius and a bumbling idiot.

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    And the Communists caused the Reichstag fire. Any Conspiracy Theory which you can blame on your opponent will do, no matter how foolish and stupid.

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    “We have to get it to work, to know if it will fail.”

  • $29561723

    I want specific examples of how the R’s sabotaged this train wreck. I want details on how Republicans did this, and incontrovertible proof.

    I’ll wait.

    • Infinite_Indeterminism

      En attendant Godot…

  • RockThisTown

    OK GOP – here’s the plan: Spend your whole life pretending to be a liberal, all the while really being a conservative, then after years of building a liberal work resumè, get a job in the Obama administration charged with getting the ACA website up & going. Then, in a brilliant, long-awaited effort to undermine Obama, sabotage the ACA website so that no one can enroll & Obama ends up looking like an idiot. Yeah, that’s the Willy Wonka Golden Ticket.

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Who paid CGI 634 million for a website, and then didn’t have a single person with 1/8 of a brain to ask:

    “Did you stress test the server farm?”

    I’m a know-nothing, borderline scab web developer, and you can bet your ar/15 that I would stress test a website for months if we as supposed to get millions and millions of visit each day.

    I would be like ‘launch? are you nuts? this isn’t a geocities page built in FrontPage with a guest book.”

    • Acethepug

      How DARE you have any expectations for President Boyfriend, you horrible racist, you!

      Don’t you know that you must judge President Obama on the color of his skin, and NOTHING ELSE, as the Left does? And remember, expecting competent results is racist in their book.

      For shame, Right Wired, for shame.

      Next you’ll be asking for other absurd things like accountability. Those things only apply to Republicans.

      😛

      • Vennoye

        BUT, but, but…….HE cares for us, HE is just like us!! He only wants good things for us. That is reality for the left……just as long as they avoid actual news like the plague!! I would like to feel sorry for them, but I just can’t!!

    • http://www.IKnowbo.com/ Slam1263

      CGI’s Cheryl Campbell, and FLOTUS, belonged to the same club at Harvard.
      But It’s not really cronyism.
      Honest
      And I promise to never hit you again.

      • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        That explains it.

      • Jay Stevens

        Coincidence. Only a coincidence.

    • ceemack

      Aw, c’mon…how much do you think they can accomplish in only three years???

  • al hunt

    typical

  • ceemack

    Is there anyone, anywhere, who takes Ezra Klein seriously?

    • Infinite_Indeterminism

      Yes: Ezra Klein.

      😉

      • ceemack

        Touche!

  • kateorjane

    Perhaps the GOP caused Obamacare to fail by not uttering constant whimpers of praise and adoration? Perhaps the GOP “hurt” the bill’s feelings?

    • Vennoye

      I like your comment 100 times!!

  • Acethepug

    Shorter Ezra: President Boyfriend must be protected at all costs!

    • Guest

      What gets me is; why would anyone give credibility whatsoever to the creator of JournoList?

    • Jon

      I’m guessing after Tuesday’s kerfuffle, Joan Walsh told Ezra he better start toeing the party line if he ever wants her to give him back his testes…

  • TYPE O NEGATIVE

    I can’t wait until the “free” insurance starts sending out bills. High deductibles, co pays, the works.

    You saw the reaction when the morons said “what do you mean I have to pay a fine”, when the Republicans have been shouting it for 4 years

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Which of course, they never heard, since the Dems and MSM have in effect told them, whenever the Repubs say anything bad about Obamacare, stick your fingers in your ears and say “La dee da, la dee da…” so you won’t hear any of that nasty foul language.

      • Jay Stevens

        You forgot, “RAACIST!”

  • rssllue

    Don’t any of these guys have mirrors to see firsthand what the problem really is?

  • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈwhitey

    .@turnjsnby Gee…. you think they also sabotaged the phone banks for the number Obama gave out? What about the Postal Service, to mail in?

    • Clayton Grant

      In today’s testimony, the witness for the company tasked with entering the paper forms taken via phone said they have to put those papers through the very same portal that has failed. You cannot make this stuff up!

      • Vennoye

        As someone whose career included online enrollment for insurance coverages for employees, I believe the odds of this ODYSSEY in hell working any time soon are infinitesimal!!

        • pajamakat

          We can only hope !!

    • MarcusFenix

      Well, liberals won’t take credit for their own trainwreck, so….it’s all on Bush, or the Tea Party, or racism.

  • DiscontentWithLiars

    Am I the only one that is enjoying the moans and complaints from the Democrats about the costs everyone is going to pay for insurance (if they ever get it again). Mine went up 42% and was told that it’s just my share of the costs. I want to welcome the rest of the country to reality.

  • CO2 Producer

    I puncture your tires. Then I predict that you will lose the race. Then you lose the race. Then I demand answers!

    You puncture your own tires. Then you lose the race. Then you blame the other guy for puncturing your tires. Then you demand answers for why you lost. Then you get mad when the other guy demands that NASCAR gets it act together.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    About all they’ve really got is: “Well, you KNEW it wasn’t going to roll out right, and that people would be dissatisfied, and you didn’t do anything to stop it from being such a failure, and that makes you as good as guilty of sabotage!”

    Which is a bit like saying, “When I got drunk last night and threatened to kick your ass if you tried to interfere, why didn’t you stop me from sticking my wet finger in the light socket? It’s all your fault, you know!”

  • Jack Deth

    Poor Ezra:

    The more he blathers. The more he destroys himself!

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    Well Ezra, it probably has something to do with all the American tax payer money your party has wasted on the Obamacare website over 600 million, and that is what’s made the GOP angry….but of course you know that, you are just a shameless shill.

  • Acethepug

    Wait, wasn’t Obama the smartest man in the room? Playing three-dimensional chess that we lesser beings could barely understand?

    It’s amazing how a media-decreed dullard like GW Bush, and Republicans so stupid that they couldn’t win an election against a man who has ruined the economy, all managed to outsmart this intellectual “giant.”

    Really, Libbies? This is the best you can do? The Repubs were so clever that they staged 9/11, GW Bush has thwarted President Boyfriend’s ability to fix the economy, and now the Repubs have somehow sabotaged an all-Democrat Obamacare?

    Really? They could do all this, but not win Presidential Elections?

    Bottom-of-the-barrel trolling at best.

    Time to man up and admit Obama is either criminally inept or just a criminal.

    Not that you’ll do either as long as there are others to blame, though.

    Damn the torpedoes! Protect President Boyfriend at all costs! At. All. Costs.

  • TocksNedlog

    At this point I’m thinking a good stiff wind would sabotage the O-care website.

  • RumDoooogie

    I admit..i did destroyed the website by letting a monkey humping a football use my computer

  • HeavyMetalPolkaMonkey

    It’s a wonder how the typical liberal can even walk, what with all the holes they shoot in their feet.

    • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Frankie isn’t that far off. It’s just that the “military industrial complex” has been given orders that their war is again fellow Americans who disagree with this administration.

  • j p✓ʳᵉᶠʳᶦᵉᵈ

    Of course they are hacking the site. That’s why the NSA security chief attended the Black Hat conference, to recruit hackers for the GOP to sabotage the system! Give me a break. If the GOP has anyone savvy enough to hack the system how secure do you think all of our sensitive information is if we use that system?

  • irishgirl91

    It’s the Butterfly Effect. All our fingers clipping the keyboards, sending hateful tweets actually sent the program flailing into oblivion. No beta testing is a sign of idiots that never launched a business, much less a website. Didn’t we just need a few billion bits of info sent through the new info gathering place in Utah just to “see” if the system worked? We couldn’t take a few minutes to test the O care site?

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    No, Mr. Klein. Here’s what happened, using your car analogy.

    The Democrats gave us a Yugo they said was a Ferrari. Some Republicans decided it was a Ferrari and sought to get detailing. Other Republicans figured out it was a Yugo and tried to tell people it was a Yugo. Democrats called these Republicans “terrorists” for pointing out the Yugo was a Yugo. The first set of Republicans said the Yugo wasn’t a Ferrari, but was an off-the-lot Escalade that could be turned into a Ferrari.

    And the people paying attention always knew it was a Yugo.

    • stuckinIL4now

      I doubt Kleinie can grasp the logic or reality of this.

  • MarcusFenix

    It never occurs to these liberal mental midgets that the anger GOP members feel over the ACA comes down a simple conclusion.

    That conclusion is the massive amount of federal money pumped into an unpopular program that has been a complete waste all the way around.

    What’s there to be upset about? Really? They have to ask?

  • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Wait a sec….are we SURE this isn’t the work of Zuckerberg and his illegal alien hackathon?

  • LegalizeShemp

    Amazing to watch the Dems who just called Ted Cruz “a terrorist” now proposing a delay in the individual mandate just like he did.

  • MNWoman

    My favorite argument as to why the website is failing is that the Koch Bros, Tea Party or GOP is sabatoging or hacking into it to destroy it.

    Oh, my liberal dears, if it were that easy to hack into the site to destroy it, would you really trust providing all of your confidential information to the website? If it is that easy to hack or destroy the website, that is a pretty solid indication the website is bad.

    • stuckinIL4now

      And if we could hack into it to cause all this havoc, why not just take it down completely and put it out of our misery?

  • Roadster73

    The Republicans are the Snowball to the Democrats’ Napoleon

  • Jerry Barnes

    I really hate to rain on anyone’s parade right now, but America is still losing. Both sides of the government are robbing Americans blind, and yet both sides bicker back and forth. With the insane amount of money being spent/stolen when will the American people stand together and demand accountability from everyone holding office?

  • Zefal

    Erza loads up America in his car that he claims is a Cadillac and turns out is 40 year-old Pinto with no tires or engine & a leaky gas tank, then accuses us of puncturing the tires!

  • cscape

    It was Hitlery’s “vast right wing conspiracy”…. they took time out from their work arranging for her husbands oral sex partners to screw up the Obamacare Website

  • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

    These people are just delusional..

    They shoveled up a truck load of epic fail, then whine we’re sabotaging them, by not having helped them shovel it..

    at some point, teh stupid has to sting enough for them to just stop digging..

  • michael s

    However its perfectly fine to say. “Obama personally ordered the lrs to go after conservatives and tea partygroups.” “Obama sent people to Alaska to file those frivolous lawsuits against Palin. ” These statements are100% accurate, right?

    • Acethepug

      Yes, actually, it is. I am terribly sorry you have no long-term memory, but those of us who do recall how EVERY issue during GW Bush’s Presidency was blamed on him – by the Media, and by the Left.

      Didn’t matter who did it, the blame stopped at Bush. And unlike President Petulant, Bush didn’t simply turn around and blame his predecessor for everything, like the President does now …

      So, yes, it IS perfectly fine, due in no small part to Lying Lefties like you.

      Don’t like it now? Maybe you ought not to have done the same for years, then. It’s more than high time the Left had to take some of what it has been dishing out.

    • missyree68

      Seems so.

  • missyree68

    They sabotaged their own plan. Let’s not forget the execution was an abysmal FAIL. Why are the left always whether they win or lose unhappy with the GOP. Harry Reid is a shriveled up ogre. Telling lies to another liar (Dick Durban). You know the one about a republican criticizing Obama to his face . . . Lie.

  • $9844146

    Look at poor Mr. Lonely michael s below, still defending his failed messiah.

  • hal8196

    Oh, what a tangled web(site) they weave, when they first set out to deceive.