Perfection? Achieved!

The Democrats’ shutdown has only resulted in the #SpiteHouse and its spite cones, failing Barrycades and a disgraceful attempt at shutting down the Amber Alert website (just confusion, y’all). Punishment? Ha! #OccupyAmerica has turned it into civil disobedience.

Twitter users are loving the cartoon, which echoes the thoughts of many. President Stompy Foot, anyone?

Here’s an idea: Has anyone thought of giving him a time-out? Perhaps giving him his binky and laying him down for a nap?

Problems solved! You’re welcome.

In the meantime, be sure to check out more of Glenn McCoy’s brilliant cartoons. And perhaps start sending out this hilarious postcard:

Brilliance.

Related:

Another block Mt. Rushmore attempt in the works? When spite cones fail, try this! [pic]

Your Spite House at work: Shutdown Theater creates new ‘essential’ job at Mt. Rushmore [pics]

Vision is hard! Dana Perino snickers at absurd Tetons Barrycade [pic]

Shutdown snickers: When spite cones fail! Plus, Drudge editor has scoop on more DC closures [pics]

‘Screw the government’: Barrycades can’t keep #OccupyAmerica out of the Tetons, Yosemite [pics]

‘Suck it!’ #OccupyAmerica hits Gulf Shores [pics]

#YesWeCone: Brilliant pic inspires perfect hashtag for #SpiteHouse shutdown theatrics

Need proof that #SpiteHouse Shutdown Theater is out of control? Look no further! [pic]

Ha! Check out what’s plastered over closed sign in DC; Barrycades? You’re doing it wrong [pics]

Brilliant pic! New motto for Barrycade-breaching #OccupyAmerica?

Screwed by the #SpiteHouse: Blue Ridge inn forced to throw out food after shutdown closure

Priorities, plebs! Not shut down? Obama glam shots, stompy foot sammich-posing [pics]

Barrycades, #SpiteHouse cones are no match for patriots at Great Smoky Mountains National Park [pics]

‘Catch us if you can’: Gettysburg visitors defy #SpiteHouse cones and Barrycades [pics]

#SpiteHouse Fail: A simple human anatomy question about Mt. Rushmore cones

#PresidentStompyFoot: Obama’s shutdown snit fits inspire another ‘nails it’ hashtag

#SpiteHouse: President Stompy Foot sparks new name for White House [Photoshops]

We can see 2014 from the Barry-cades: New symbol of Obama’s presidency [Photoshops]

Michigan’s national park Barrycades fall to citizens

‘Occupy America:’ Visitors at Utah’s Zion National Park defy cones and Barrycades

Families throw off the cones at Badlands National Park in South Dakota

We don’t need no stinkin’ safety! Laura Ingraham notes dangerous shutdown closure [pic]

‘Epic’ social media shutdown win! ICYMI: Check out this Urban Dictionary definition

  • Clayton Grant

    Meanwhile, in the Oval Office, Obama gets confused when told to go stand in the corner.

    • b_truit

      haha. also when wearing mom jeans he takes a moment before choosing which bathroom to enter.

    • rssllue

      Way too funny!

    • Texan357

      Twin threadwinners Satirist and b_truit just took it home! :)

  • pinupartist

    At least when he’s holding his breath, he’s not talking!

    • TexasMom2012

      Ding! “at least… Obama is not talking!”

  • RblDiver

    Please do!

  • drw

    Wow, that IS funny, Moochelle as the voice of reason.
    HAHAHAHAHA

  • SineWaveII

    The only thing is that Obama should be in bed with Reggie Love.

    Michelle would be in bed with Valerie Jarrett.

    • Paul

      yep, and Barry’s mouth would not be closed, although he would still be unable to talk.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    DINGDINGDINGDINGDING!! WINNER BY A CLEAN KNOCK-OUT….GLENN McCOY! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • rennyangel2

    ozero must have a lot of nap time now: can’t golf, Asian trip canceled, White House parties curtailed, chefs furloughed, oh my goodness, maybe he will have to go to the Oval Office and WORK.

    • answer1776

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      • rennyangel2

        OK. He should be kept out of the Oval Office, too. And I wish he had never been voted anywhere near there.

        • Worship Dancer

          actually he and mooch should be kept out of White House – hey it’s a government building paid for by the taxpayers. shut off electricity, water, change the locks.

          • Deborah Hallsted

            Absolutely

  • DocEpador

    Nah, try this one:10/10/2013 http://shar.es/E2M8Z

    • BAW

      Like it. Can’t use it because I still avoid the F bomb (edited to be completely accurate). I’m old.

      But I especially appreciated the (I don’t know is that a caption, tagline, comment?):

      “This is the most transparent administration in the history of our country”-Barack Obama.”

      Obama just keeps making his disdain for the American people clear as day, doesn’t he.?

    • Clete Torres ✓ᵈⁱˢᵍʳᵒⁿⁱᶠⁱᵉᵈ
  • Lillian Frances Burdette

    My baby is insulted you compared him to Obama.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

    Is it just me, that looks more like Helen Thomas than Mooch…as if it would make much difference.

  • neoface

    This whinny, petty, missing brain cells and incompetent imbecilic needs to resign. The whole country should petition for him to resign or change the key/lock to the Whitehouse. I’m so sick of seeing his arrogant face and hearing his blaming voice that the mute button is wearing out.

    • Worship Dancer

      i would much prefer if he was impeached (fired), indicted, then incarcerated.

      • neoface

        Instant firing would be much better, impeachment takes too long. I’ve suggested that someone hack into his sealed records, I’m certain there are evidences in there that Obama is not constitutional qualified for the position of presidency. That way we can null everything he has done up to this point.

  • $25753324

    Maybe we should start sending pacifiers and binkys to the #spitehouse.

    • Deborah Hallsted

      Great thought

  • TJCrane_NCC1701

    One of the funniest things about this admin. and the Obamabots is that they didn’t count on us “angry, old, (all and only) white, rednecks” to kick their a$$ on the social media sites ! Conservs MOCKERY is hilarious and all they’ve got is expletives and death threats. Proving them to be who they are, the party of LIV’s and morons.

    You’d think that these sophomaniacs would get it, except they can’t.

    They’re the smartest person in an empty room !

  • cscape

    The Presidential Daily Briefing: “ok mr. preezy… what law-abiding Americans should we F over today”?

  • rambler

    This vindictiveness is so the Chicago way. It is the land of the thugs.

  • AZWarrior

    The President is mentally ill. I can see it, most reasonable people wonder why he is acting out, but no one will act. Remember folks – this guy has access to the world’s largest nuclear weapons launch codes!

    • Deborah Hallsted

      Look at the pics of him lately.

    • stuckinIL4now

      I’m not so sure Princess Valerie lets him know the real codes.

    • Mark81150 (Puggs..)

      and the nurtured democrats can’t even see it.. they are so churlishly spoiled rotten themselves, that acting like a screeching brat seems as natural as breathing to them..

      He deliberately inflicts pain and discomfort on America.. in the natural leftist assumption, that the media spreading his propaganda, will fool enough people into blaming the GOP for Obama’s own vile nasty actions of pure vindictive spite..

      the media can’t hide Obama’s numbers are dropping like a stone, 37% approval.. when Bush was there, the media covered NOTHING else.. now that the jerkoff in chief is there, suddenly…

      crickets…

      doesn’t matter they tell us.. the REAL villain are the GOP.. “now SHUT UP and hate who we tell you too.. peasants”!..

      If America actually had an honest media, that son of a b**** would have never have gotten out of the Ill. Senate..

  • DutyFirst

    Great cartoon. For the longest time had the image in my mind of big ears being calmed by a female figure only it was Valerie Jarrett’s shoulder that sookie pants had his shoulder on in the ‘quiet room’ somewhere in the West Wing. I don’t think the First Wookie has a empathetic bone in her body.

  • George Allegro

    Liberals just want your stuff.