Fetch President Stompy Foot a sammich, America! Also, check out his dreaminess and stuff. Isn’t that what is really important?

As Twitchy reported, the Spite House had shut down the Amber Alert informational website (while FLOTUS’ “Let’s Move” site remained up, natch). Curiously, after an outcry, it was put back up and the White House cited “confusion” as the issue.

Hmm. How strange!

Rep. Stockman and others couldn’t help but notice that there was no such “confusion” over glam shots and stompy foot sammich-posing.

Missing children? Whatever! As long as the president’s sammich isn’t missing.

Yep. Check out these oh-so-important photos of the narcissist in chief courtesy of WhiteHouse.gov:

obama-rock-star

Rock star, baby! Or something.

obama-serious-you-guys

He’s super serious, you guys! Ordering Barrycades is hard work!

obama-sammich

And hungry work!

Yep.

And the media lapdogs encourage it.

Related:

#PresidentStompyFoot: Obama’s shutdown snit fits inspire another ‘nails it’ hashtag

#SpiteHouse: President Stompy Foot sparks new name for White House [Photoshops]

A shame if anything happened to your health care! David Limbaugh retweet predicts vindictive future [pic]

‘Just bloggers’ right again: Amber Alert back up; Shameful Spite House claims ‘confusion’

Spite House Shutdown Scam: Amber Alert site only redirected to appear down?

Bam! Spite House, here are suggestions for ‘unavailable’ Amber Alert site [Photoshops]

Amber Alert vs. ‘Let’s Move’: Two screenshots say it all about the vindictive Obama admin [pics]

The Spite House sinks to new low: Out: Missing children; In: FLOTUS’ ‘Drink Up’ campaign

Really? Amber Alert website goes dark under government shutdown