Just when you think the Spite House can’t sink any lower

Hey, priorities!

That’s right. As Twitchy reported, the Amber Alert website has gone dark. Because, shutdown theater.

But, as this Twitter user explains, the website itself serves a key function.

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/387058382785368065

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/387058535021821954

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/387058877583212544

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/387059027827372032

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/387059191942111232

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/387059355486392321

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/387059670856114176

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/387068132772151296

For The Children ™? Ha! Everyone is just a means to an end for the Obama administration, including missing children.

Citizens have had it.

https://twitter.com/ispyskyler/status/387159972078821376

You can’t shame the shameless.

But you can fight back.

Amen.

And vote the vindictive Democrats out. We can see 2014 from The Spite House.

Update:

Well, looky here! The Amber Alert website is back up:

‘Just bloggers’ right again: Amber Alert back up; Shameful Spite House claims ‘confusion’

Spite House Shutdown Scam: Amber Alert site only redirected to appear down?

Related:

Really? Amber Alert website goes dark under government shutdown

#SpiteHouse: President Stompy Foot sparks new name for White House [Photoshops]

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    Now we know where Barack was yesterday. In his room being pussy whipped.

    • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (the true one)

      Maybe he was playing 50 shades of gray with Michael?

      • E Quilibrate

        I tried to clean it up but I think maybe that’s disgusting.

    • Kickass Conservative

      I highly doubt he’s interested in the female anatomy….

    • conservativechick

      Did you see that now the #SpiteHouse wants to shut down the ocean to fishing? Obama is such a nasty person. Spiteful and arrogant. He’s pissing off a lot of people!

      • Amy

        Not just fishing, but all the tour operators in Florida Bay, the Dry Tortugas, and Biscayne Bay this time of year as well. You can’t even take people out in kayaks to see the sunrise.

        • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

          How are those federally operated businesses? Oh because ocean is federal. So is air then I guess. We should stop breathing.

          • Amy

            About 2,000 acres of the little island I live on is apparently national park or some such. It’s not CLOSED-closed, though, I was just out there on the beach this morning. But the Feds definitely spent the weekend making sure charter boats couldn’t go out. I think they’re trying to scare off all the tourists who keep our small businesses going.

          • Elaine

            Funny part is that Obama & Biden reside on federally owned land. The Post Office is too, but supposedly open because it is run privately? The #SpiteHouse has no problem picking and choosing who stays open and who they #barricade! http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2013/10/02/shutdown-white-house-ordering-privately-run-privately-funded-parks-to-close/

          • E Quilibrate

            I’m trying—gasp, really trying— gasp, it’s not gonna work.

      • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

        But ocean is water!!!111 Michelle wants us to drink it!

        • Amy

          Ocean has salt! Salt is bad!!11!!!
          😉

    • E Quilibrate

      May wish to re-evaluate unless the humane society is involved. It would
      be unlikely he has had any exposure to what I think you mean.

  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (the true one)

    Save children, nope. Declare the glories of Michele Obama, yup.

    Goes to show the priorities of the admin.

  • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (the true one)

    Notice that the admin ensures that missing children, or the means to locate them via the amber alert system no longer functions?

    How much longer will we put up with the idiocy of the left, and their attempts to inflict fear and pain on parents of children.

    • Deborah Hallsted

      And if they have cancer…..or in utero, they’re expendable.

      • Amy

        …well then they just should have drunk more water!!11!! “Let’s Move!”
        /sigh

        • Deborah Hallsted

          She needs to move-out of the country

      • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (the true one)

        Shows the world where the lefts priorities left, or as Reid said “Why would we do that?” which is akin to Clintons “What does it matter?”

        • Deborah Hallsted

          They really despise us

  • BlueGood

    Like a Typical Rabid Socialist,…Moochelle thinks we are too STUPID to know how to drink water….

    She’s on a roll (in her own mind), and she’s working on her next NATIONAL “Sustainable Stimulus Initiative”….

    It will be known as the “P.C.G.T.W.Y.A.”

    “Politically Correct Guide To Wiping Your Azz”…

    This, like Drinking Water, is VITAL for the masses to get schooled on….seeing as how the Education System is so dysfunctional….Poor Michelle has to jump in to the rescue….

    (Mega Percussive Snort…..)

    Amber Alert?? Kids just don’t matter to these arrogant imposters….

    • E Quilibrate

      Every time I perform that MPS, my wife thinks I’m having a stroke.

  • Amy

    I thought Democrats were all about “It’s For The Chiiiiildren!” and all that.

    Talk about “hostage-takers”!

  • https://twitter.com/Libertyworld Libertyworld

    Some things just say it ALL.
    Closing monuments that never close..
    Elderly Lake Mead residents kept out of their homes..
    Amber Alert site canned but not Mommy Obama’s water drinking crusade..
    These are the moments that define the smallest, most petty admin. in our history.
    Malice, petulance & vindictive contempt.. thy names are Obama.
    Please Lord, give us strength until this awful nightmare ends.

    • Sloppy Joe

      We have got to be the laughing stock of the world. Can’t you just see it, crowds of people in Uganda laughing their azzes of at the USA!

  • Amy

    Democrats don’t care about children with cancer, or finding missing children before they’re raped and murdered. And they “sequester” them out of White House tours, and cancel their Easter Egg hunt.

    Why do Democrats hate children so?

    • iVillageIdiot

      Because some children who have escaped the “women’s health” choice–aka murder–will grow up to be conservatives despite the indoctrination in our schools and 24/7 propaganda cycles of the MSM.

    • trixiewoobeans

      Because mentally and emotionally, THEY’RE children too, and they don’t like the competition. It IS all about them.

  • Joseph Kurt

    Well, we all know the major problem facing kids these days is dehydration….

    • Amy

      “If it saves JUST ONE CHILD from the tragedy of not knowing when to drink water…”

      • Joseph Kurt

        How long until the media finds someone in Bachmann’s district who suffers from “Water Insecurity”?

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    …I’m honestly running out of incisive, snarky things to say about this self-absorbed, childish excuse for a leader we had forced on us by low-information jackasses. It’s passed the points of shock, anger, indignation, and weariness.

    • http://standingforhim.wordpress.com/ Jason Lovelace

      Agree 100%. Whenever I see some photo of Mr. Obama et. al. asking for a caption, my reply is that this is no longer funny, and his actions are no longer funny.

    • Deborah Hallsted

      I believe that’s what they’re hoping for.

    • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

      That point was passed circa 2007. I’m blue in the face cuz how many times I’ve been repeating since then that this is precisely what he’d be doing if he gets to the second term. Well he got to the second term. And I honestly believe we ain’t seen nothing yet.

      A little ray of hope? He will be escalating and he doesn’t know when to stop. At some point something will give.

  • Joseph Kurt

    Well, the message to child abductors is clear: We’re in this together…

  • http://standingforhim.wordpress.com/ Jason Lovelace

    I SERIOUSLY want to know: how can liberals, leftists, communists, socialists, and “progressives” defend these actions? How? Sorry, “It’s the GOP’s ‘Fault’!” just doesn’t cut muster, because I don’t remember GOP PRESIDENTS being this petulant and childish.

    Step up, Liberals (I know you read twitchy, so don’t pretend to be invisible): how can you defend these actions? How?

    • Deborah Hallsted

      “It’s for the greater good”, don’t you know.

    • Sloppy Joe

      Maybe Putin will come to our rescue, since our President doesn’t seem to be able to perform his job functions for us.

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    Hey, Mammy Obammy knows best, right?

  • https://twitter.com/Libertyworld Libertyworld

    Hello, 911?
    I’m afraid the White House has been abducted.

  • Gallatin

    Flipping through my TV yesterday I noticed that the PBS stations are fully operating. On my car radio I noticed that NPR is fully operating. Is “Planned Parenthood” still providing “Choice”? At the very least I think we have found 3 organizations that don’t need my tax dollars to operate. This fight for me has been about so much more than defunding obowmao care, what else can be defunded? As far as I’m concerned dimocrats and rinos are afraid of “We the People” finding out just how Nonessential the Federal Government really is.

  • http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/ Apostic

    Conversation with a press secretary
    “Is the Amber Alert web site down.”
    “Of course not. As a matter of fact, it’s functioning as effectively as the HealthCare.gove web site.”

    • Deborah Hallsted

      Bam, love it

      • Amy

        The GOP really should have someone scanning Twitchy regularly. All the devastating “talking points” they need are right here on these posts.

        • Deborah Hallsted

          I couldn’t agree with you more.

  • QuilterGal

    Anyone else think they have a group in a room brainstorming? Now what does the govt. Do that is useful that people might miss? And sadly it took them 3-4 days to come up with Amber alert.

    • Deborah Hallsted

      Oh yeah.

  • Deborah Hallsted

    300 million is going to the giant sinkhole Detroit. Amber Alert too expensive, Michelle’s “let’s Move” and “Drink Up” campaign sites are up.
    My guess; she’s hoping the kids will get sick of water, and will want Kool Aid to flavor it.

    • Sloppy Joe

      Our kids don’t vote, so they are not essential to Obama. The administration has proven that by what they have done.
      And closing the ocean??? Wow, what a turd he is.

    • trixiewoobeans

      Wondering how much fluoride they’re packing into it now.

  • AmericanMom

    What’s more important, Michelle’s approved gruel or missing children who may be in serious danger? Spitehouse answer: Michelle’s gruel.

    • E Quilibrate

      Michelle’s gruel doesn’t constitute serious danger? It’s preparation alone
      should trigger an amber alert.

      • AmericanMom

        She’s a shrew and equally desirous of controlling every aspect of our lives as her husband. She should serve that tasteless mush to her celebrity friends.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Would someone on Team Obama like to look up “essential” and “non-essential” on Google? Or is Team Obama miffed that it’s possible for a website to exist without massive programming errors?

    Eesh, it’s like Obama thought he had to outdo Reid’s NIH gaffe last week.

  • BadGirloftheNorth

    So, why isn’t the obamascare website going to stay down? I know it was closed for ‘repairs’ this weekend, but it’s more important to ‘moooove’ , drink water, and get unhealth care shoved down our throats than to help find missing kids He is finally showing his disregard for the born as well as the unborn children. Praying for the children, and hoping parents of those lost will sue his sorry a$$

  • ObamaFail

    That’s just like how Obama is having national parks and monuments closed to the public, but his golf course is still open.

  • ObamaFail

    Michelle Obama not only teaches you how to drink water, but her husband Barack can walk on it! – liberal logic

  • TocksNedlog

    The Scum Also Rises

  • lesterwink23

    Is anyone surprised by this?

  • MNWoman

    Jake Tapper just tweeted the amber alert site is now up and running.

    https://twitter.com/jaketapper

    https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/387228401636872192

    • ObamaFail

      I guess the Dems realized that shutting it down through an act of childish petulance wasn’t making them look good like they thought, so they brought it back up to save face.

  • SpaceRacer423

    as of 10am Oct 7 CST, amberalert.gov is back up.
    I just checked.

    I also checked whitehouse.gov.
    It was still up and running, however there was a pop up that said this:

    Government Shutdown

    Because Congress did not fulfill its responsibility to pass a budget,
    much of the federal government
    is shut down.

    So it seems there was enough cash to keep playing the blame game,
    but not enough cash to keep photos of missing kids posted.

    • ObamaFail

      It should actually read, “Since the Senate refused to fulfill it’s responsibility to pass a budget, any budget, in 4 1/2 years, much of the federal government is shut down.”
      OR, “since President Foot Stomp can’t be bothered to be civil with anyone but REAL terrorists, the federal government will remain closed for the forseeable future.”

      • SpaceRacer423

        yeah, I thought it was weird that Obama’s staff used the word “budget.

        I honestly thought that was written out of the White House vocab along with “Islamic terror.”

        Im sure they meant to say: “Because extremist Tea Partiers have taken the GOP hostage and refused to pass a Continuing Resolution…

        • ObamaFail

          Which then the GOP could retaliate back with, “Continuing Resolutions are only needed because Harry Reid won’t let any budgets come up for votes in the Senate.”

          • SpaceRacer423

            yeah, but no one would hear them because the MSM is to busy playing DNC talking points on a loop.

          • ObamaFail

            Only the liberal sheeple. The rest of us know what’s really going on, and no Conservative needs the media to tell us how to think or feel.

  • rivers

    It’s a safety issue. While my two year old can figure out in a dead sleep that if he is thirsty he needs water, the average Obama voter – I mean Chad – would not know what to do when gripped with dry mouth and parched lips if not for the benevolent Michelle. After all, she went to college and got some degrees, so she’s an expert on how to handle thirst. Or something.

  • E Quilibrate

    Mikey Ramone’, Acceptability has never been a criteria for anything obama
    has decided to do, in fact it seems that the less social acceptance an action
    might accrue, is what he’s going to do.