Serious You Guys, you can’t make this stuff up.

Could it be more apropos? Well, at least it is truthful for once.

So, there’s that.

  • JamesJinSC

    This was no accident.

    • snowleopard (the true one)

      Nope, its not. This was arranged from the very beginning and is meant as the ultimate insult to the American people.

    • Jennifer

      Definitely not an accident, just another day at the office for our Instigator-in-Chief.

      • Kevin Stanger


        • Lauranne Wood

          Muslim Dictator

          • Fred

            He sure is! Did you see the lines on that fake birth certificate?? They don’t line up I tells ya!

    • Tom

      More Passive/Aggressive Hatred from The (Incompetent) One.

    • Acethepug

      No, despite Leftist claims to the contrary. Like all the “low level employee” claims or the “mistake” claims — they all manage to play out benefitting Obama. if they were truly random, then at least one would HURT President Petulant.
      This is another version of Obama’s “flip someone the bird while pretending to scratch.”

      So, basically, we elected a bratty child — and by “we,” I mean Lefties and LiV’s — thanks, guys!

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        Communist bratty child that someone else elected. No one in this household elected him.

        • Fred

          So he’s only President in the households that elected him? Interesting interpretation of the Constitution.

          • Steve Fox

            pfft constitution?? really ? you mad bro?

      • James McEnanly

        Apparently, our typical McDonald’s has a better screening program than the federal government.I can’t imagine any private company keeping on someone this incompetent.

        • Fred

          They kept Bush Jr. for eight years, so no.

          • Steve Fox

            your guy will double the debt again before he is gone. already doubled it once in 5 years. wait till ACA gets in full gear. America will look like Detroit.

    • Aitch748

      I guess whenever a leftist is sick or injured, they can’t very well complain if we tell them to go call 1-800-F1U-CKYOU, can they?

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    And in more ways than ________(fill in the #).

    • TexasMom2012

      And they don’t even offer free vasoline.

      • Rabid

        They probably only offer a reach-around with the Gold plan.

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        That be a “new taxable” Medical Device, there TexasMom2012, you be talkin’ ’bout!

      • B Jenkum

        Vaseline jokes always get up votes. Keep um coming…

  • DV S1EOG

    Subliminal messaging at its finest.

    • Thale Taxurfeet

      Or simply truth in advertising…

      • B Jenkum

        Satanic in its deviousness, that old boy is one clever fellow.

        • Fred

          He’s the Anti-Christ!

  • NotaLemming

    This was not a mistake.

    • GaryTheBrave

      Considering the government gets huge blocks of numbers reserved for them you are absolutely right.

    • snowleopard (the true one)

      No mistake, the odds were 1:10,000,000 of this being just for the main seven digits, add in the 800 portion, and the odds grow to astronomical proportion. This is clearly a deliberate insult.

      • A Willful Boy

        Adding 800 doesn’t change the probability that the last seven will spell F1U-CKYO. And they weren’t picking a random number out of 10 million, they were picking a number out of the remaining 800 numbers. Since 866, 877, and 888 were added ten years ago, there’s probably only a handful of 800’s left.

        My guess is some fool at the Admin either insisted on a real 800, or a rep at the phone company knew it was for Obamacare and slid it through. There’s a fine line between bumbling accident and malicious design with these guys…

        • JimBob

          When you hear the thunder of hooves, is your first thought – ”
          Those must be Zebras!”?

        • doofusmagee

          then KUDOS to the guy at the phone company!

    • RblDiver

      Indeed it wasn’t. I’m wracking my brain trying to remember the other acronym that the admin used a few years back that was essentially the same.

      • jazfish

        Winning The Future……..WTF

  • JeffWRidge

    Freudian slip?

    • Guest

      Freudian slip would be, “Oops, did we do that? Oh, my goodness, that’s so embarrassing!” No, this is more like, “Teeheehee! <> Look what we did to the idiots! <>”

    • LisaG

      Freudian slip would be, “Oops, did we do that? Oh, my goodness, that’s so embarrassing!” No, this is more like, “Teeheehee! (snicker, snort) Look what we did to the idiots! (high-five, belly-bump jump)!”

    • snowleopard (the true one)

      No, deliberately crafted insult against the American people. The left has nothing but contempt for any of us, and it is demonstrated here.

  • Lotte Lenya

    I bet they did this on purpose because they are all juveniles running things, and figured nobody would be the wiser. God help us.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    The Communist Party Despises The U.S. Constitution!

  • grais

    1-800-FUC-KYOU must’ve been taken already; probably by the IRS

    • David Molinarolo

      No, actually, it’s a Sex Hotline…(I tried it. Doh!)

      • grais

        Okay, I’m gonna take your word on that.
        : )

        • B Jenkum

          I’d take it over Obamacare..

  • DianaRae_FL

    Does anyone think this is just a coincidence? I sure don’t!

    • Junie3

      No way, not from these morons. We better gun up.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Sad fact is, more thought was put into that number then any other aspect of Obamacare.

    • MNWoman

      This administration has the maturity level of a junior high students.

      • Krusty

        That is an insult to junior high students.

      • Amom22

        Don’t be so hard on junior high students. :)

      • Grandma Spice

        Mom & Dad (we) went out of town and left the kids (Obamas) with the Carte Blanche card. That’s how they have been behaving both terms. They know there will be no consequences for their behavior.

        • doofusmagee

          the continuing insult is we have to keep paying these bozos till they die.

          • dinkerduo

            Several things need changing–that being the first one–term limits would take care of that–2 three year terms and you’re gone for both houses! Twelve years for senators is too long and 2 is not enough time for Rep. That would make the houses more equal and less power for the senate. Plus a LONG list of other changes!!

          • Fred

            Maybe if you wouldn’t nominate nuts, you’d win a statewide or national election.

      • dinkerduo

        More like 5/6/ grade boys!
        No accident–they must have giggled for days! The immaturity of these people is staggering–Obozo throws a fit when he doesn’t get his way like when he shut down the WH tours!!

    • Nanaof3kids

      He should have spent half as much time trying to figure out how to help the embasy in Benghazi. That was a real FU.

  • MNWoman

    I see that others agree with me that this was not an accident.

    Wonder if anyone will ask Carney about it.

    • LisaG

      If they did ask, it’s a guaranteed certainty that Carney will deny it, and probably shred the questioner in the process. And then the journo will likely be demoted or dismissed because s/he dared to ask.

      • MNWoman

        Maybe the Daily Caller can get that 16 year old intern to ask. He is probably in school today, but surely he could be excused to attend a WH press briefing.

      • rivers

        And audited.

        • Kaye Harris

          Just like Dr. Ben Carson

        • Thale Taxurfeet

          If they did ask, it’s a guaranteed certainty that Carney will deny it, and probably shred the questioner in the process. And then the journo will likely be demoted or dismissed because s/he dared to ask.

          “And audited.

          With a National Park Service truck carrying Barrycades being dispatched to their driveway.

      • E Quilibrate

        That’s giving Carney a lot more credit than he deserves, his
        wordsmithing is more on the level of a third grader.

        • LisaG

          You’re probably right, but he would certainly attempt a withering glare.

  • TocksNedlog


  • john1v6

    Or you could treat the 1 as the letter I, and 318-2596 could be read as D1VA-LYN. Considering all the lyin’ those WH divas have done, that seems appropriate, too

  • Junie3

    This national disaster just left the world. No one will sign up for this crap sandwich now.

    • therantinggeek

      We need to send this straight into the sun. #mytwocents

  • seemorejustice

    Only because SCRW-GOP and TEA-BAGR phone numbers were already taken by other Obama angencies!

    • QWYS (Hydralisk of the Swarm)

      I hear the IRS has put 1-800-EAT-CRAP in a state of permanent dibs.

  • therantinggeek

    Wonder when the Left will try to spin this…

    I guess it’s time to tear down the merry-go-round!

    • James Neal

      Heh Heh! In 3-2-1, they will blame it on those anarchists working in the 1-800 assignment Tea Party.

  • jukin

    This is like when Obama does that juvenile thing of scratching his forehead with his middle finger.

    As said upstream, this was no mistake. The children in the Obama regime did fist bumps and high fives when they came up with this.

    • grais

      and lots of giggling.

  • rivers

    Just like Obama’s childish “wha, I wasn’t giving the finger, I was just scratching my head…with my middle finger, hee hee hee.”

  • LegalizeShemp

    Only the Left can inject their visceral hatred of humanity into a phone number. But, everything is political to these fanatics.

  • FGCU_James

    I don’t know if this was deliberate or not, but it is hilarious lol

  • jonjon_yo

    when you don’t see a pic of obama covered in flies, you see one where he’s giving the middle finger to america on the side of his face. I wouldn’t put it past them to have done this on purpose.

  • LegalizeShemp

    If you’re an illegal alien and haven’t crossed the border just yet, call our Access Simply Stupid (ASS) number or our International number 1-800-FUCKYOUANDTHEHORSEYOURODEINON)

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      ; . )

  • Lynn

    When everyone realizes this is nothing to do about Health Care and Everything to do with Control. Then we can stand together and take back our country.

  • Di

    holy cow that’s too freaking funny…can’t make this stuff up!!!

  • Faye Valentine

    The did this on purpose. This was Obama’s crowning achievement, mind you. I think he (or someone in his cabinet) was completely in charge of this decision.

    • IceColdTroll

      Nah, they’re not that smart.

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        Nastily, they are that smart and spiteful.

      • A Willful Boy

        The people who chose Watertown, WI to launch the drink water campaign, even though two of it’s largest employers are soda bottlers?

      • Faye Valentine

        They’re not incompetent. Just vindictive and hateful of America.

  • wisdomneeded

    Probably not an accident.

  • Lisa Renee’ Jones

    1-800- WERFUCT

  • tree worm

    omg and this still wont wake the ppl up well he is alwqys giving the finger to the ppl

  • JohnDanforth

    The 800 in front must be the total number of folks who actually signed up to date! What a sad joke!

  • Glenn Adams

    Obamacare Theme Song – Sign Language

  • Jim Hise

    And one like Atlas supporting the world, sits and ponders just how this minion of Satan stays alive. Well I guess if you look at it closely, you can understand it. He is well protected. God left the country when Obama was elected at the behest of the American people, so there is no one to stand against this spit from Hell.

    • Nanaof3kids

      No no no God is absolutely still in control. He is here. As long as He has faithful followers He will remain with us. Even the Antichrist Obama can’t get rid of God. All of the American people didn’t want Obama just the idiot sheep who follow after the free stuff. They are so uninformed that they don’t even know that Obamacare and the Affordable Care are the same thing. Morons one and all.

  • JMM


  • Ed Thornton

    obama has to be removed from office by any means possible.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      We need to find someone that would arrest him.

  • Not Anonymous

    Its funny, but just an oversight, like everything this administration does. Beyond that, they arent savvy enough to come up with that gag.

    • nirvana

      PLEASE!! Can you imagine the odds of having that phone number spell out those words? There is no way in he77 that this was an oversight.

      • Not Anonymous

        lol shm, yeah they sat up nights coming up with that one. I wish our administration was that witty.

        • nirvana

          Obama’s just a figurehead, he’s got people with ‘street smarts’ working for him and this wasn’t a hard thing for them to do.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Hmmm rethink…
      As in when he went to rally the Mexicans…Enemy reference, “If they bring a knife we’ll bring a gun”…
      Deadfish Rahm is maher of Chicago he left behind his wittle turds…to fill in for him…

      Barry is the Scholar Communist Saul Alinski and evilly savvy…!

  • anjullyn

    That’s what he’s been saying to everyone who disagrees with Mr. Narcissist since he took office.

  • Adam Cooper

    New banned phrase “you can’t make this stuff up.” I think Greg would agree with me on this.

  • LegalizeShemp

    The Dems will get you covered alright, after your Compassionate End of Life Counseling or “Death Panel” review, you’ll be covered with six feet of fresh topsoil.

  • Screaming Eagle

    “If you don’t want the Democrats expensive health plan, just call 1-800-FUCKYOU. The first available operator will help you.”

  • Joe

    I guess 1-800-IAM-AGOD was already taken.

  • sjmom

    Do we any more proof Obamacare is straight from the pit of Hell?

  • Peggy Martinez

    obama’s contempt (EVEON FOR HIS VOTERS!) could not be more obvious………

  • desicon

    Finally a phone number that truly matches the mission.

  • eyehereyou

    Real number. obama gave it out right after he said help with the exchanges is available in 150 languages.

  • SarahPalinsNuts

    So Teabags are innumerate as well as illiterate.

    The moron “Conservative Voice” dialed a six-digit phone number and confirmed that “it’s 100% true”! Its mother must be very proud.

    • TexSizzle

      No. The number dialed included the digit 1, which does not have an accompanying letter, between the 3 and the 8. Bless your heart.

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    This is proof that God exists, He has a sense of humor and is on our side.

  • billy86

    Obama does this stuff allot. For example, his speech attacking American capitalism on 12/8/2011 in Osawatomie, Kansas. “Osawatomie” was the publication of the Weather Underground! Weather Underground terrorists…Bill Ayers, Bernardine Dohrn.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Ayers and Obama been buddies for a long time. They’ve been on boards together.
      He knows nothing, except to take what he believes is what is owed to him and He is a Marxist/Communist. The FBI followed his father when he was a foreign exchange student.

      Both of his autobiographies explain a whole lot, that he’s not able to take back.
      He is obsessed with color.

      Obama on White Folks Greed

      Taken from his book and in his own words: “Dreams From My Father” page 158 of 235 PDF Form:

      “It is this world, a world where cruise ships throw away more food in a day
      than most residents of Port-au-Prince see in a year,
      where white folks’ greed runs a world in need,
      apartheid in one hemisphere, apathy in another hemisphere…
      That’s the world! On which hope sits!
      …State Dept buys $70k worth of Obama’s books to tell the World…

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    #ObamacareNumbers1-800-KOOLAID was already taken.

  • Cheryl Clinton

    Yup I called it too, and all I have to say is FUCK YOU TOO obama!!!!!!!

  • mjoinsd

    So here we have a prez literally flipping of the country, while not willing to negotiate whatsoever with repubs. I think we have just crossed that line into dictatorship.

    • Cheryl Clinton

      I totally agree and it is time we head to DC and pull that illegal porch monkey out of the white house!!!!!!!!!! And form a human ring around him!!!! NO RULES!!!!!!

      • B Jenkum

        Just like his sons did to that New York family.

  • nirvana

    I don’t find this funny. If we weren’t in such dire times, and being slammed with insults every day, we would consider this a monstrous slap in the face by our government. I certainly do!!

  • kathleen clark


  • Falcon D. Stormvoice

    Nice. The blog entry at only allows glowing comments… And the one pro-Obamacare comment they let through is downvoted all to hell.

  • Bern Lew

    It’s bilingual too!

  • rambler

    Right back at ya, DC!

  • Torrance

    This really cracks me up and I love how people noticed this. Too funny and yes, I believe it was absolutely deliberate because 800 numbers are very hard to obtain which is why they started adding 866, 877 and 888 numbers.

  • evelyncm

    I am not surprised that the phone number would be such. He has been trying to do this to the whole country ever since he was first elected.

  • RJohnston

    Obamacare, breaking bad, yo!

  • Sophie Ro

    Evidently, 1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O) is now down. This was the number I got for 404ErrorCare:

    1-800- 6(M) 7(r) 2(A) 7(s) 7(s) 4(H) 6(0!)

    That’s 1.800.Mr.A$$.HO! for you numerically-challenged!

    Jeantelian be nu skewl!

  • Mike Vaughn

    Gotta crash the democrats and now.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Chief Liar and Agitator and it is His Government Not America’s!

  • Tim Boukouris

    Why would anyone be surprised.

  • James Neal

    Heh Heh! In 3-2-1, they will blame on on those anarchists working in the 1-800 assignment Tea Party.

  • lolome

    Obama is notorious for his “subtle” use of his middle finger. This sounds just like him.

  • pwndog3

    this is why we need a good cyberspace defence workforce but since the nsa screwed that up well no one wants to defend our country from hackers

  • pwndog3

    lol we are the laughing stock of the entire world thank you obama!!

  • Lauranne Wood

    Guess they thought we wouldn’t figure it out! It
    is no longer their own tacky private joke! Tells you a Lot!

  • dinkerduo


  • dalyrymple

    And they mean it, comrades……

  • dalyrymple

    You will pay….for your beliefs….

  • dalyrymple

    By the way has anyone heard that Hurricane Barry has ordered curtains to be drawn over Mt. Rushmore? We also heard that blindfolds were issued to drivers in the area…Anybody know anything about this?

  • dalyrymple

    Anybody ever heard of civil disobedience? Is that what the Fema camps are all about?

  • Marsha Adamson

    Oh, we Dems. forgot to tell you, that number is just for Reps. and Teathuglicans!

    • GaryTheBrave

      Libs can call 466-9277.

    • Maria

      Did you think that up all by yourself, Libtard? :)

      • Marsha Adamson

        Classy, that’s what I like about Reps and Teathuglicans. They have such intelligent replies. lol

        • Maria

          I merely asked if you thought it up all by yourself. I mean come on, all you have are insults. That doesn’t take much intelligence really. It just shows you are a very hateful and sad person inside. You have my pity. Until you love yourself you will keep being a person whose only means of happiness is insulting random people you don’t know through a computer. Wow. Congratulations. And by the way, it’s not classy the way you toss around “Teathuglican”. If you want to knock on others you deem not being classy, do look at the way you conduct yourself first so you do not look like a hypocrite. Thank you.

  • Alison Gary Adams

    Hahhahahaa! Who took the time to figure this out?

    • B Jenkum

      Bush did it.

  • Maria

    This was not coincidental, this was deliberate! Hahaha. Obamacare will f*ck you!

  • Futurestrder

    When people read the comments, it is hard to come away with a positive opinion of conservatives. I get using derogatory comments in private, but this is a very public forum and you come off looking like extras in a Duck Commander movie. And I am starting to like those guys. i dislike everything about the man based solely on his policies and comments when he doesnt have a teleprompter. But publicly calling him names is beneath most you. dont give the libs any more ammunition to spin against you.

    • Futurestrder

      That said, pretty awesome phone number. har dee har har har.

  • Dale Nye

    There is nothing in politics that happens by accident. If it occurs, you can bet it was planned. Just like this phone number. This is exactly what this administration thinks of the American people, the Constitution and the entire USA

  • pj4me

    Yup, you’re right — it was no accident. BO did it on purpose. That’s what he thinks of Americans. When in the world will America get the clue about this anti-American, anti-Christian, Muslim, Marxist FRAUD that the LOFOs put back in the White House.

  • Charlie P

    I am sure that Number Was Picked On Purpose.

  • Ballard Smith


  • George Murrey

    Somebody is going to get reamed for this. LOL

  • arniemax




  • Fred

    Yeah, because uninsured folks getting health insurance through private companies is SOOO insulting. You folks have WAY too much time on your hands. You truly believe the President of the US made up this phone number. When he wasn’t forging his birth certificate, right? Idiots.

    • Brett

      you voted for him so i wouldnt be calling others an idiot.

  • Fred

    BTW, The ACA is not going anywhere. Cruz and Company played you all for the fools you are. Time to go back to screaming about Benghazi!!!!

    • Brett

      i think hillary was the screamer on benghazi. corrupt, arrogant old hack she is.

  • Osama0bama

    You really can’t make the dumb shite this admin has done up! Kind of like his big slogan from a couple of years ago: “Winning The Future.” Do they REALLY think we’re that stupid and they’re just messing with us?

  • Steve Fox

    congress doing what they are paid to do over see the budgets

  • Steve Fox

    Fred the typical liberal HACK has made 5 recent comments all trying to change the subject discussed ..oldest liberal tactic in the book, redirect when a lie wont work.

  • Paulette Lemaster Riddle

    I’m sure that phone number unintentional. Obama and his classless cronies believe that we Americans are too ignorant to ever figure it out.

  • Paulette Lemaster Riddle

    This was intentional. Obama and his classless cronies Think the average American is too stupid to ever figure it out.

  • Matthews John

    there is an adult sex line with similar number.


  • American Patriot

    This is some sick Shit. He’s alredy fucking the country.He won’t fuck me.

  • Guest

    So if I need to call the Obamacare Hotline, dial 1-800-318-2596?— N4CER (@n4cerinc) October 4, 2013

  • BobInBpt

    All you Obamacare supporters out there who think it’s such a great thing must think that it’s another freebie. Well it’s NOT free. The very poor already have free health care; it’s called Title 19 or Medicaid. The working poor cannot afford health insurance and they will not be able to afford Obamacare either. The President bold face lied on TV the other day when he said that Affordable Care offered insurance for as little as $100 a month. If you buy THAT policy, you are just wasting $100 a month because it WONT COVER ANYTHING and you will pay 95% of your doctor bill out of pocket. Oh, there are better Obamacare policies, but they will cost you $400-$500 a month, not $100.

    • Mike Dixon

      No one thinks that you idiot.

  • jonhartz

    This is from the guy who holds up the Finger in lots of pics….

  • Judy Jones

    gives you a little more insight into the minds of the bots that work in the big house. a bunch of sick kids if you ask me. planned down to the last #. same can be said for the cuts that are meant to hurt as much as possible. very sick individuals who are taking his majesty’s order to “make it hurt” to heart. sick, sick, sick

  • Mike Dixon

    What’s the big deal? Medicare has been using this number since 1999.

  • Mike Dixon

    Really guys. This number has been in use by Medicare since 1999.

  • Peter Mancevice

    If you stink you always expect to be insulted.

  • $30756787

    1-800-318-2596 (F)(1)(uck)(Yo) “If you’ll hold on the line, somebody will be with you shortly. The next available representative can take your call in 25 minutes.”

    Actually, nobody is at the other line. It’s the weekend. Government is shutdown. With Obamacare as screwed up as it is, what do you expect me to be able to do for you?