Another day, another round of fanboy squeeing from the lapdogs at Politico. Take a gander at this:

No, seriously. Politico said that, in an article titled, “What’s wrong with Barack Obama?” By wrong, they mean oh-so-dreamy. Beclown! Beclown like the wind!

John Sexton at Breitbart.com has more:

Good grief. Are we still claiming the President is a uniter not a divider? How much more evidence do we need that he is hyper-competitive in all areas especially politics. Have the authors read fellow Politico scribe Glenn Thrush’s e-book in which he quotes a campaign aide saying “Don’t let the Mr. Cool shit fool you…” How about the vignette where Obama responds to a possible Rubio run for VP saying “Tell your boy to watch it. He might get his ass kicked.” That’s the voice of synthesis and moderation?

The claim that Obama is a “pathological rationalist,” i.e. rational to a fault, is even less defensible. Any sizzle reel of Obama highlights will be drawn not from rationalism but from his endless string of emotional appeals to the public. Whether it’s Sandy Hook or immigration reform or the shooting of Trayvon Martin, Obama’s standard mode is not logos but pathos. Whether he wants to overturn Stand Your Ground or pass health reform, Obama is always focused on some victim who can serve as a rhetorical poster child for his campaign.

Read the whole thing.

Ace of Spades, with the hilarious aid of fellow Twitter users, once again took on the task of shaming the shameless.

Because, awesome you guys! Silly rubes just don’t get the nuance-y nuance of his awesomeness.

Wiping tears!

Criminy, why do we all keep letting Obama down? What is wrong with us? Sheesh!

Oh, snap!

We’ve all been there, huh? It’s the cross we must bear.

https://twitter.com/Drake_Stones/status/380482026932928512

https://twitter.com/TearDownUtopia/status/380482051368972288

Dude. Lapdogs have their drool buckets, clearly. But we need some hurl buckets after that one! Again.

The ever-genius Iowahawk brings it all home:

Bingo. They are, of course, Smarter Than You.

Pitiful, lapdogs. Pitiful.

Related:

Grab the barf bag: Politico swoons over President Boyfriend and his ‘dazzling’ smile

Fanboy journo! What gaffes? Politico’s Glenn Thrush runs cover for Hillary’s ‘verbal typo’

Lapdogs leashed? Politico runs cover for incredibly shrinking Obama cult, changes headline

Politico reporter: ‘Comfy’ media should make Holder an off-the-record sammich; Ace, Fournier school

WHCD-obsessed: Politico beclowns itself; Lapdogs chase and admire their own tails

  • Clayton Grant

    Whenever I see his sychophants drooling in such ardor, I get the image of two dogs stuck together after mating. That’s when I run and get a bucket of cold water to throw on them.

    • Billie Slash

      Isn’t that the Native American name for Allen & VandeHei–“Two Dogs F*cking”??

    • Billie Slash

      Isn’t that the Native American name for Allen & VandeHei–“Two Dogs F*cking”??

    • Clete Torres

      Better bring a tanker.

      • Marjorie

        I use the garden hose…but in this case we need a convoy of tankers.

  • Clayton Grant

    Whenever I see his sychophants drooling in such ardor, I get the image of two dogs stuck together after mating. That’s when I run and get a bucket of cold water to throw on them.

  • Karin_A

    Ace wins the twitter for the day.

  • Karin_A

    Ace wins the twitter for the day.

  • Marcy Cook

    It’s not you, it’s me

  • Magnifico

    ….and Rachel Jeantel is a “smart cookie”. Maybe she should challenge Hillary in 2016. I can see Politico headlines now: “President Jeantel outmaneuvers Putin….AGAIN”

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      “President Jeantel outmaneuvers Putin Creepy Azz Vodka Cracka….AGAIN”

      Fixed it for you!

      • brewerandpatriot

        Sorry, using mobile Twitchy and didn’t see your response. I’m not worthy!

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      “President Jeantel outmaneuvers Putin Creepy Azz Vodka Cracka….AGAIN”

      Fixed it for you!

    • brewerandpatriot

      Putin is just another crazy azz cracka (or is it crackuh?) to Ms. Jeantel.

  • Magnifico

    ….and Rachel Jeantel is a “smart cookie”. Maybe she should challenge Hillary in 2016. I can see Politico headlines now: “President Jeantel outmaneuvers Putin….AGAIN”

  • therealguyfaux

    “Dunning Kruger Syndrome By Proxy,” i.e., being so stupid that they’re too stupid to realize how stupid they are, they overestimate their own intellect and that of Obama– by believing they are the only ones smart enough to see that Obama is not a DKS sufferer himself.

  • therealguyfaux

    “Dunning Kruger Syndrome By Proxy,” i.e., being so stupid that they’re too stupid to realize how stupid they are, they overestimate their own intellect and that of Obama– by believing they are the only ones smart enough to see that Obama is not a DKS sufferer himself.

  • MarcusFenix

    If Obama is lost in thought, it’s only because it’s so lonely in his head sometimes.

    Finding a rational, honest thought there is like looking for a needle in a haystack….the size of China. Or our national debt, whichever you believe to be bigger.

  • MarcusFenix

    If Obama is lost in thought, it’s only because it’s so lonely in his head sometimes.

    Finding a rational, honest thought there is like looking for a needle in a haystack….the size of China. Or our national debt, whichever you believe to be bigger.

  • capisce

    It’s logistically impossible to be objective about the emperor’s nakedness when your point of view is from that far up the emperor’s butt.
    If you are a member of a non-PC religion (read Christianity) they will ridicule you for the same level of devotion they lavish on their chosen one.

  • TocksNedlog

    Liberal avoidance of personal responsibility to the Nth degree. Barack Obama’s failures are the fault of everybody except him. “You didn’t not build that!”

  • David

    Notice the cover of the teenage rag . . . Obama sings in the shower: “Do Re Mi . . . Mi . . . Mi . . . Mi . . Mi . . . Mi . . . Mi . . . Mi . . . Mi . . . Mi . . . Mi . . . Mi . . . Mi . . . Mi . . . Mi . . . Mi . . . Mi . . . Mi . . .

    • Marjorie

      My first thought was “I Feel Pretty, oh so pretty…tra la la.”

      • David

        You win. Yours is a much better rendition than mine. Thanks

  • Jack Deth

    This is what happens when Alfred E. Neuman gets into the White House. The media has to cover for him. They helped put him there. Even when he eats the wallpaper while on camera.

    • WisconsinPatriot

      …..Paint chips? That would explain some things. White house is old you know, lotta lead in those walls.

  • Marjorie

    If this man is so smart…I’m a bloody genius!

  • Acethepug

    Just like cool, if you feel the need to tell everyone how awesome and smart you are — worse, if you have OTHER people doing it, you’re not.

    In the immortal words of that terrible, terrible movie Megaforce: “Deeds, not words.”

    Obama, you’ve been bloviating and lying and blaming everyone but yourself for over five years now. Put up, or shut up.

    To paraphrase Jim Kirk, “I’m LAUGHING at the so-called superior intellect.”

  • Junie3

    Poor Odrama, he must be having a downer day. Someone should tell us how dreamy he is and see if we can get his poll numbers up.

    Oh I despise that SCAM artist.

  • Donaldsays#FreePaulieWalnuts

    Once again, Ace shoots, he SCORES, multiple times. I have become a huge fan of his! If I ever decide to grow up, I want to be just like him. And no, I’m not being snarky, Ace is a GENUIS!

  • Crap Daddy

    If it weren’t for AceofSpadesHQ and Iowahawkblog I would have lost faith a long time ago. Well, that may be over stated. But they make things a lot more fun.

  • JR48

    “He reached out his hand to save us but we slapped it away.”

    OMG, tweet of the day.