Dude.

But, wait … there’s more.

Yep. Takei avoided this salt-in-wound-rubbing: A boyfriend and a husband?!

Well, Godspeed, humanity.

Takei then turned pain into giggles with this hilarious photo:

Ha!

Guilty as charged!

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