Wow. Any “rational” person wouldn’t want stupid little dames to be armed, huh, Piers? Better to leave them defenseless and at risk. They should be busily making Piers sammiches anyway!

Piers Morgan took to Twitter to double down on this gun-grabbing jackassery Wednesday morning:

He knows what’s best for you, silly dames! Once again, the real war on women is perpetrated by liberal men and the “feminists” who bow at their feet.

Conservatives, on the other hand, seek to protect women and empower them to defend themselves.

Better dead than armed, according to Piers.

Ha! Choice? The morally bankrupt like Piers only care about one “choice.” Speaking of which, perhaps Piers doesn’t want you barefoot and pregnant, ladies.

Hard, and sad, truth.


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  • OLLPOH ~ America

    And you Piers are the exact reason why women and men do arm themselves, because you live in a really complacent state of questionable, and we repeat questionable mind!
    And we really are not sure the purpose of the Station or Network that keeps you in front of a camera, bc surely you have no audience.

  • CombatDiver

    Somebody tried breaking into my house a few years ago while my wife and young daughters were home and the scum bag saw my wife packing her Glock and he realized he was entering the wrong house and took off. I shutter to think what may have happened to my wife and daughters if she didn’t have her pistol.

    • TugboatPhil

      Very glad it ended the way it did. I have armed the women in my house and we practice out back regularly.

    • BlueGood

      Musket Morgan is afraid some ‘lil woman will shoot his mouth off for real…..

  • Fire and Adjust!

    I guess he just wants them armed with bottles of piss and feces like the morons who protested in Austin………..

    Remember Piers, your home country doesn’t allow weapons. The choice is yours to go back………..

    • Ken Alan Draper

      no, he can’t go back. he’s wanted for fraud back there.

    • screamingmad

      It is because of Piers home country that we have the 2nd Amendment.

  • grais

    What a mush-mouthed British criminal wants in America is irrelevant.

  • Stephen L. Hall

    I have to agree with Morgan on this one, but only on a technicality. There are SOME women (and men) I do not want to see armed, who are just too irresponsible. (Usually liberals or criminals). Most descent people should be both armed and trained. But somehow, I don’t think Morgan *meant* to be correct.

    • arttie

      Yes, he’s too obtuse to get that fine distinction.

    • TugboatPhil

      No registered Democrat should be allowed to own a gun. They have proven themselves to be incapable of making a decision.

      • Clete Torres


    • alanstorm

      It’s typical for lefties – they tend to think in all-or-nothing terms (while chiding conservatives for missing the nuance, of course) with every subject:

      If you support the RKBA, you want EVERYONE armed.

      If you protest against endless regulation, you want NO rules at all.

      If you object to abortion after 20 weeks, you think all abortion should be outlawed.

      And so on, and so on, ad infinitum.

      • Bathing Suit Area

        If you try to encourage healthy lunches in schools, you must be out to ban everybody’s donuts… oh wait, wrong side.

        • ForTheRepublic

          There is a difference between encouragement and enforcement.

          I suggest you learn it.

          • Bathing Suit Area

            That’s what I keep telling people.

  • SpaceRacer423

    And here is Pierce once again taking the lying, POS, logical fallacy of arguing against something no one is arguing for.
    Pierce, no one wants “every” woman to have a gun.
    Some women are dangerous felons, some are mental patients, some don’t want a gun,but every woman who wants a gun and can legally own one should have one and should know how to use it.

    • Texan357

      The venerable Straw Man is among the most often-used “tactics” of the left.

      Their other favorites; argumentum ad hominem, “moving the goalpost,” etc. are all on this site. To liberals, hypocrisy is a virtue, and illogic is logic.

      • Paul

        don’t forget the trusty Red Herring

  • © Sponge

    He would rather you follow the advice of the genius that said women should piss themselves to ward off an attack. Pierced Morgan should FOAD. The man without a country should try somewhere else.

  • Clete Torres

    Personally, I think EVERY American legally able to be, should be armed. I also think we should continue to mock people like Piers (1) Morgan at every turn.

    • in_awe

      LOL! We should Alinsky all progs:

      1.“Power is not only what you have, but what the enemy thinks you have.”
      2.“Never go outside the expertise of your people.”
      3.“Whenever possible, go outside the expertise of the enemy.”
      4.“Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.”

      5.“Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.” <—

      6.“A good tactic is one your people enjoy.”
      7.“A tactic that drags on too long becomes a drag.”
      8.“Keep the pressure on. Never let up.”
      9.“The threat is usually more terrifying than the thing itself.”
      10."The major premise for tactics is the development of operations that will maintain a constant pressure upon the opposition."
      11.“If you push a negative hard enough, it will push through and become a positive.”
      12.“The price of a successful attack is a constructive alternative.”
      13.“Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.”

      • OLLPOH ~ America

        And Pier’s Obamao’Daddy is a Scholar in these and taught them to law students at Univ of Chicago when Obama was an adjunct lecturer.

      • Ken Alan Draper

        using Alinsky’s tactics against Alinskyites……….I like it.

  • JR48

    Hey Piers, I don’t care what you want and you might want to turn in your feminist card. I’m an intelligent adult female and perfectly capable of making whatever decisions that are necessary in order to protect myself without your input. This includes choosing to own a firearm.

    I don’t need you to think for me, thanks.

    • mickeyco

      That last sentence is nightmare.Now I can’t help but wonder how awful it would be I were to wake up tomorrow and have Piers thinking for me.

      • bonnieblue2A

        Were that to happen you would be in the hospital on life support with no brain activity.

  • Marvin Nelson

    Hey Piers, you a$$hole, my wife has a Smith and Wesson .38 (a revolver for you gun illiterates) with a laser sight and she is deadly within 10 yards. Tell her that she can’t have that gun and she will bitch slap you into next week.

    • waterytart

      Mine is a Taurus, and I have a Mossberg I keep handy as well. Kudos to your wife!

      • Marvin Nelson

        Thanks. Keep your guns well-oiled and loaded.

    • tdiinva

      My wife packs a Beretta M-9. She is a precision shooter without the laser sight, Actually she produces the same results with any pistol in the house including my 1911.

  • Texan357

    “Piers Morgan: I Don’t Want All American Women Armed with Guns”

    Nice straw man. Nobody’s talking about arming *ALL* U.S. women with firearms. Except for Piers Morgan, that is.

    • TexSizzle

      I think we should interpret it as: How many American women does he want not armed with guns? All of them – that is, he wants none of you women armed with guns. Bless his heart.

    • TexSizzle

      I think we should interpret it as: How many American women does he want not armed with guns? All of them – that is, he wants none of you women armed with guns. Bless his heart.

  • nickdqwk

    Piers to woman ” Why do you need to carry a gun?”
    Woman to Piers ” Because a cop is just to damn heavy!”

  • I M Free

    Piers means let american women protect themselves with condoms and birth control.

    • TDS

      They can always pee on the attacker too, remember?

  • Deborah Hallsted

    So we weak “little women” are just too emotional and irrational to be trusted with guns, huh? Must be why so many of us go on mass shooting rampages.

    Apparently we can be trusted with the monumental decision weather to kill our unborn, but we’re too deranged to be allowed to decide how to protect ourselves.

  • WhoMeToo

    This is how the “men” put the women in Burkas ==> .@piersmorgan

  • waterytart

    Ever notice, it’s the bullies that want women unarmed?

  • Michelle

    So, this fool (who is a guest in this country, by the way, therefore his opinion really doesn’t matter), would prefer women like the one in the report not be armed and instead be killed along with her two children?

    • grais

      And he doesn’t think the families of the women murdered in Sandy Hook would have wanted them to have defended themselves with a gun. Imagine being a family member of one of those victims and not regretting that they were absolutely defenseless against that lunatic. Piers guesses that they think “Well, she might be dead, but at least she didn’t have a gun.”

      He doesn’t know how they feel, but he spouts off anyway.
      gaad, I wish he’d go home.

      • Michelle

        He makes crap up all the time. The other day he tweeted that Nancy Lanza (Adam’s mother) owned six guns because the NRA told her she’d feel safer. I don’t recall his interview with Nancy Lanza during which she credits the NRA as the reason she chose to be a gun owner. This man is desperately trying ANYTHING to hang onto ratings because the truth is, he gets his ass handed to him each and every night by Fox News and get this…even MSNBC. He’s a tabloid clown, nothing more. And seriously, when you’re getting your ass handed to you each night in the ratings by MSNBC – it’s time to pack it up and go home. Gun control controversy, and the lies and misinformation he spreads and perpetuates around it, is the ONLY thing keeping this man in a job right now.

  • John Ansell

    Pierced Organ trying to bring it only to come up short…again.

    • lainer51

      Pierced Organ…. HA HA HA HA HA .
      that suits him perfectly.

  • Ailsa Nordstrom

    I think we need to run with “Piers Morgan wants women to be defenseless, victimized, and dominated”. Or how about ‘Piers Morgan: “women are the weaker sex”‘?

  • Right Wired

    I think Morgan is a spy from some sect of the British Government that is still butthurt over 1776.

  • Scott

    What a pathetic WANKER POS this moron is. England needs to take him back!!

  • Magnifico

    White foreigners are such unbelievable pussies.

    • bonnieblue2A

      Piers is just another proglodyte toting Obama’s water.

  • Karin_A

    It’s not his call whether or not I carry.

  • BadMan84

    Not only is he against people owning guns legally, he’s also a sexist. Perish the thought of a “British progressive” being sexist because that never happens, right, “progressive” media? lol

  • TocksNedlog

    Poor Piers. If every American woman was armed he would NEVER get a date.

  • Just Another Guy

    Well….I think Orlando’s experience might be of help, Piers…

  • Kathy Fugitt Price Skaggs

    Maybe Piers Morgan likes his women unarmed for a reason. He is so over the top about it I have to wonder just why does he want them without a way to protect themselves. Maybe he thinks all women deserve to be raped and murdered. Why won’t he answer why he wants them unarmed.

  • Jeremy
  • objectivefactsmatter

    Women with guns might use them. Then rapists will suffer horrible injuries, which is against the constitution. Especially if the rapist is from the confused class of people who don’t know it’s a crime.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      Because rapists will of course never think to take the gun away from her, or do their raping when she’s not carrying her weapon.

      • Sonus

        No clue about the concept of deterrence, huh?
        And if you truly believe women will be disarmed by an attacker/rapist, we better disarm every female cop in the country.

      • objectivefactsmatter

        Can’t do anything with risk. Stay in your bunker.

        Is that the “bathing suit area” you refer to, an underground bunker?

        Some crazy people leave their bunkers and then plan for risks as they discover them. Some people take their self defense seriously and have little use for advice from the bunker dwellers.

  • The Jackal

    If Piers Morgan had a brain
    he’d be dangerous.

  • screamingmad

    Why just American women?