Well, to be fair, it’s hard to turn in term papers on time while Choom Ganging it up. So, he may have had lots of practice.

Bam, zing and boom! This calls for a Twitter Instalanche!

Deservedly so.

Twitter user @ExJon wasn’t done, though. His running snark-entary, with hilarious input from other Twitter users, during President Obama’s seemingly never-ending, and ludicrous, econ speech Wednesday was a joy to behold.

And an exit question for Obama media lapdogs:

Double boom.

Don’t ever stop tweeting, ExJon!


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  • Right Wired

    I haven’t seen such incoherent rambling since Gary Busey tried to explain String Theory.

    • Turd Burglestein

      My thoughts on String Theory…
      if you eat a ball of yarn, you will have poop-on-a-rope.

      • Clete Torres

        This thread stinks.

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Jay Carney pleaaaaaseeeeeeeeee Stop…
    Pushing O-Teleprompter-RePlay-Button and The Automatic-Know-Where-To-Land-At-O-University’s-Pilot-Button on AF1

  • stuckinIL4now

    But it ends up that he actually ate the term paper cuz the dog ate it and then Obamuh ate the dog.

    • Clayton B

      . . . thirty-five-years-ago-Trayvon, knows only of zig-zag ‘papers’ -not term ‘papers’ . . .

  • Republicanvet

    Uh, hey guys. Help me out here. Slap TOTUS, the needles stuck. – Preezy Fissbump.

    • ReubenHood

      I bet TOTUS features a bouncy ball to help him follow the words.

      • Republicanvet

        …with emphasis in certain areas or phonetic spelling to help him sound out the words. Can’t have another corpseman blunder.

        • shimauma

          or packy staaaahn

          • Suzyqpie

            Correction, Pockeeeestaaaaann. I guess he learned that pronunciation when he was there. Of all thee 0bama mysteries, the trip to Pockeeeestaaan is most interesting.

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        Too bad Mitch Miller is gone, and his gang parted ways… Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Republicanvet

    I wonder if he will be sending England an update for their iPod.

  • rambler

    Hey, this is the best product lib/progs could produce. Every lib/prog program is wrapped up and packaged in that persona. That guy is sooooo what we have been waiting for! An ivy education and a law school degree, primping and pandering, feeding an endless ego and voila! Since he’s give that speech so many times already, one would have thought he could have had it memorized and wouldn’t need the teleprompter. Kinda makes one wonder………

  • rennyangel2

    The prez could do a video loop and no one would notice.

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      Maybe if another embassy was under attack, he would…

  • TocksNedlog

    “As I have always said — and this includes when I said it five minutes ago. . . .”

  • Dexter Alarius

    In the immortal words of R. Jeantel: “That’s real retarded, sir.”

    • Deborah Hallsted

      Good one!

  • alanstorm

    “No, I didn’t. Honest… I ran out of gas. I… I had a flat tire. I
    didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the
    cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car.
    There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I

    No matter what speech Obama gives, this is what I hear.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      #JolietJake #TheBluesBrothers (Oh GOD, if Obama “Projects” himself into my favorite movie, so help me!…) Jawamax 8<{D}

    • TexasMom2012

      I hear the teacher from the Charlie Brown cartoons. Wah Wah Waaah Wah.

  • http://twitter.com/FoxieNews Debbie

    Who runs Twitchy? It’s so CLIQUE-Y! I notice the same group of people always “make it” to Twitchy’s articles, yet people like me who get HUNDREDS of Retweets to relative Tweets that are just as funny if not funnier than Tweets I see here never do. I wonder why?………….

    • Joe W.

      Perhaps they just don’t “follow” your Tweets. You may want to include @TwitchyTeam on a few of them. that way they may take notice. I don’t know, though. But to your point…I think they are quite “clique-y” as well. Pretty snippy on the moderation, too. I have had more posts removed than posts allowed to stay up.

      • http://twitter.com/FoxieNews Debbie

        Oh I do and I have many many times. They don’t follow me but I’ve tried my best to get their attention. They find tweets by hashtags and keywords, which I see my tweets in all the time, but never here. SEVERAL others have complained about this too, to me on Twitter and I’ve seen complaints here before also. One time I got 300 Retweets directly related to an article here way before it was published. It was an epic tweet but of course, it didn’t make it to this site. Been this way for over 2 years. I’m getting quite bored because it’s like being in high school, watching the football players and cheerleaders hang out in their little clique and being expected to pass out flyers for their parties…..but never getting an invite to one….

        • C.r. Childers


          Are you really whining about the inability to have your tweet captured for posterity?

          • Joe W.

            I don’t think she is whining as much as she is pointing out a serious flaw in the Twitchy concept. Again, it’s always the same “Tweeter” over and over again. Hardly a broad representation of the millions of participants out there.

        • Joe W.

          I could not agree more.

      • shimauma

        meh, we all know we’ve got something good to say that’s what counts.

      • Clete Torres

        That’s because you’re a bad boy, Joe.

    • mmoore229

      I’ve wondered that also. Some of the folks they quote here are really sort of tired.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      I don’t give a care if Twitchy re-tweets me… I don’t get on the T-verse as often as I used to…. But, great hits @Exjon! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Adela Wagner

    I think he was out on the golf course. Using smoke and mirrors they set up the same video (always looks like the same suit to me) and get some people over from the nearest Kroger store to sit on the stage and just replay the same damn speech with a couple of pre-recorded lines thrown in the mix. This time it was the “Phony Scandal” lines to throw us off.

    • WisconsinPatriot

      Choom Smoke??
      Coke Mirrors??

      • Adela Wagner

        HAHA you got it!

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    2013 is our 5th consecutive “Summer of Recovery&copy”. One for the thumb!!

  • http://discus.com yourmamatoo

    Well. Obama sure does believe in recycling.

  • jukin

    Hitler gave the same speech quite few times too, only he got his economy roaring, 0bama just doesn’t do fascism quite as well. Not to say he is not trying his hardest.

  • Vote4SexualPredator’sWife2016


    So, will you retweet some of my stuff, ol’ buddy, ol’ pal? It’s really, really funny! Honestly.

    Just this once.

    On Twitchy…


  • ObamaFail

    That Indian casino remark reminds me of a joke I heard during the 2008 elections.
    Obama is campaigning across America when he goes to a Native American reservation to win over their vote. He gives one speech and then the leader of the tribe gives him the Native American name “Running Eagle.” Obama is impressed, so the rest of his speeches in the reservation consist of him getting “Running Eagle” chants going. Finally at the end of his visit, he decides to ask the tribe leader the meaning of the name, that way he can use it on the rest of his campaign. The leader replies, “Eagle so full of crap he can’t fly, so he has to run everywhere.”

  • LegalizeShemp

    “He’s a schvartz !” Sincerely, Chieftain Mel Brooks

  • WisconsinPatriot

    Dithering. Gasbag……….Line One

    Dithering. Gasbag………..Line One

  • debdash

    Thinking I need to follow ExJon on Twitter. He’s pretty much nailed it IMO.

  • Jeremy

    That says it all very funny.