Leave Geraldo alone! Serious You Guys! Aww, poor little victim Geraldo Rivera wants everyone to stop showing his emetic of a selfie. That, you know, he publicly posted. On Twitter.

Proudly.

https://twitter.com/ccitizen21/status/359489780007964674

https://twitter.com/Dianne93101/status/359581015548772354

Seriously. So much food for snark: A feast that will last for years.

The low-draped towel did make it all the more traumatic.

Rivera is taking a page from Meghan McCain’s deluded persecution complex book. Remember, she posted a photo of her ta-tas and then was shocked … SHOCKED that people saw it and commented on it. Meany pantsers!

Feigned indignation activate!

Bingo.

And if Geraldo’s veiled tweet-threat of a second horrifying selfie wasn’t enough, this Twitter user offers up an exit nightmare:

Oh no. Please no.

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