Oh dear Lord, no. So this happened:

Alas, Twitchy looks at horrifying selfies so you don’t have to!

That’s right. As Twitchy reported, the #Geraldopocalypse is upon us:



Out: Tebowing. In: #Geraldoing. Oh, the humanity.

Some are longing for the oh-so-pleasant days of yore:


Too late:


We are all scarred now. But will be be scarred even more?

Oh, the horror.


‘70 is the new 50:’ Geraldo Rivera tweets sideways topless selfie; World groans

Full Twitchy coverage of Geraldo Rivera

  • OpenTheDoor

    Oh god, I have avoided Honey Bo Bo just to be assaulted visually by #Geraldoing?
    Twitchy Team, take that down!

  • Richard J Sunkle

    And he’s only the first of the four media whoresmen apocalypse. Wait till you see the Michael Moore nude selfie.

    • justlittlolme

      Um….wouldn’t Michael Moore count as TWO (w)horsemen?

      • Worship Dancer

        or even three

    • steve

      Michael Moore selfie? Impossible. He would need someone else to snap that for him standing a few hundred feet away to get all that in one picture. So that wouldn’t be a selfie. LOL!

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        I was going to add that his arms aren’t long enough to fit himself in the frame, lol.

      • rightpower

        Michael Moore played Jabba the Hut in the Star Wars movies. We’ve already seen him naked.

    • LegalizeShemp

      We don’t have a fish-eye lens that wide.

    • Cyborg3K

      ”And the angel warned them – Do not look at the selfie of the unclean beast, lest ye be turned into a pillar of salt”.

    • sandyaz

      How far back from the mirror would he have to be to get the whole picture in? The logistics is staggering.

  • Phillip

    I’ve never understood why Roger Ailes and @FoxNews ever gave G.R. a platform for his vanity and “liberal” cant. For the sake of public decency, I think it’s time for @RupertMurdock to let him go. We’ve seen enough of him. :-)

    • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

      Geraldo claims he’s a registered republican.

      • Phillip

        Nelson Rockefeller, Henry Kissinger, Olympia Snow and Arlen Spector also claim/claimed to be Republicans; too many R.I.N.O.s in G.O.P..

        • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

          I think the thinking was do you want Geraldo on the outside pissing into the Fox News tent or on the inside pissing out.

      • Worship Dancer

        so does mccain but that doesn’t make him one either

  • ogama843

    Ive always thought Geraldo was a self absorbed twit. This confirms it. Im surprised there weren’t nekkid pictures of him in Al Capone’s vault.

  • RIChris

    If ’70 is the new 50′, does it mean that ’50 is now 70′?

  • chrissy

    Oh dear GOD, please just make it all go away.

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  • HWarrior13

    O-M-G ! My eyes ! I can’t un-see that. Damn, I’m going to need a brain transplant now. Anyone know if that’s covered under Obamacare ?

  • Sunshineandsurf

    Should have used SnapChat for the pic. Understand the teens use it because the pic disappears within 10 seconds. Learned this from watching MorningJoe when Steve Rather, the car Czar, told Mika her daughters are probably using it. She swore and threw a pen at him:)).

  • DeadlockVictim

    I’m not as amused by the content of the photo than I am by his apparent lack of knowledge of portrait orientation.

  • grais

    I’m sorry, but I truly believe this should be a career breaker.
    Woe Are We

  • LegalizeShemp

    I thought Harry Reems died last year.

  • froggy19510

    Just lost my breakfast. Lunch to follow!
    The last thing I wanted to see this morning is a mostly naked has been no talant hack like Jerry Rivers!

  • my2centshere
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    • Candice

      Oh! A Vizsla! We have one. :)

  • nc

    Psst, your wife lied.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Everybody sing, “There was nothing in Al Capone’s vault, but it wasn’t Geraldo’s fault…”

  • William Kent Jenkins

    Color me stunned

    • Worship Dancer

      color me grossed out

  • yviemarie88

    I’m all for anything that draws attention away from the Trayon non-story story and feel that was a major sacrifice on Geraldo’s part. I’m not sure what else could have come close…

    • trixiewoobeans

      LOL! I was thinking that, too! If you had sat all the greatest minds in the world in one room, and asked them to think of a way to get attention off of that story, THIS would NEVER have entered their minds!

  • Strife

    Wow. He’s the poster-boy for every chicken-muscled carnival worker the world over. Geraldo’s quite the lowlife attention-whore.

  • mapache

    Is this what passes for mature adult behavior? We are doomed.

  • san rafael blue

    Are you sitting down? There’s an unconfirmed rumor that someone else has a selfie ready to brandish, That would be one Ed Asner.

  • HARP2

    My eyes..My eyes…

  • RegConserative

    But his brain is still dead !
    The only thing I want to see again is a new broken nose picture !

  • Markward

    When Oppenheimer witnessed the atomic bomb test he quoted: “I have become death, the destroyer of worlds.” Well, congratulations Geraldo, you ARE the destroyer of worlds.

  • Markward

    When Oppenheimer witnessed the atomic bomb test he quoted: “I have become death, the destroyer of worlds.” Well, congratulations Geraldo, you ARE the destroyer of worlds.

  • frog

    Geraldo’s tweet makes my eyes bleed! Disgusting.

  • Katelyn Weber

    WARNING: This WILL happen to you if you look directly at Geraldo Rivera’s selfie. #GeraldoSelfie

  • Liberalism is Nonsense

    Since liberty was not designed, but discovered, its benefits were mostly unknown until recognized and studied.