So, there’s that. Many Twitter users woke up to the nightmare known as Geraldo Rivera’s nearly-naked selfie. #Geraldoing swiftly became a horrifying thing. Geraldorolling is now also the new Rickrolling: Oh, the humanity.

Author and chef Anthony Bourdain weighed in as only he can:

Yep. And pro wrestling legend, The Iron Sheik, delivered in signature style.

Tell us how you really feel, Sheikie!

Bourdain continued with his bam-worthy mockery:

And an exit point from a Twitter user:

Small favors, indeed.

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  • Conrad2010

    i awoke around 4:00AM. to find this nightmare online.
    I really thought myself still asleep & in the in the midst… http://fb.me/2G4Cy2jpI

    • WhoMeToo

      +1

  • LegalizeShemp

    Harry Reems lives !!

    • Ron Morisseau

      NOT MANY WILL GET IT…BRAVO

    • Matthew Koch

      Just a poor man’s John Holmes!

  • World B. Free

    What the heck is a jabroni? Is it an ethnic thing?

    • Billie Slash

      A jabroni is a “poser” (slang)

      • World B. Free

        Thank you.

    • Ron Morisseau

      iT’S A LESS STIFF VERSION OF TRAVON MARTIN

      • joyce madej

        really ron morisseau your BRAINS AND HEART R A VERSION OF STIFF STUPITY TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT RE;TRAYVON MARTIN U DUMB A**. as 4 Geraldo is has been a wonderful reporter of news events and looks great and in great shape, r u in this good of shape or 300lbs of no fun working @ speed way as your main position and income in life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

        • thetreyman

          WHAT?

        • Sean Minturn

          Super coheren’t.

  • World B. Free

    Anthony Bourdain? Seriously? The guy eats bull testicles sauteed in garlic butter.
    Probably jealous because Geraldo is in good shape.

    • Red Fred

      He is? Okay.y.y…

    • Ron Morisseau

      EXPAND YOUR DIET TO INCLUDE MORE THAN COLLARD GREENS AND WELFARE CHEESE

    • TheOriginalDonald

      That pic of Jerry Rivers is worse than eating warthog rectum

  • Conrad2010

    I awoke around 4:00AM. to find this nightmare online.
    I really thought myself still asleep & in the in the midst of said nightmare.
    Geraldo Rivera is never going to live this stupid trick down.

    ttp://fb.me/2G4Cy2jpI
    Rick Roll it.
    http://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0

  • rambler

    Jerry, guess you decided not to run for the open NJ senate seat on the GOP ticket. You should run against Weiner now that you have exposed yourself.

    • Jer

      Hey, it’s Geraldo! Please don’t insult Jerrys like me.

      • rambler

        I think you’re safe unless you’re into tweeting any self portraits sans clothes.

        • Jer

          Yeah, I don’t see that happening any time this millenium, so OK. I get a little sensitive…

        • Jer

          Yeah, I don’t see that happening any time this millenium, so OK. I get a little sensitive…

    • Jer

      Hey, it’s Geraldo! Please don’t insult Jerrys like me.

  • Dane Gunderson

    Best story on Whore-aldo since the 101st slipped him the stink hand

  • DeadlockVictim

    New tag team: Sheik and Bake.

    • GaryTheBrave

      For the WIN!

    • Jer

      That just happened!

    • Jer

      That just happened!

  • missyree68

    although Geraldo is an idiot and just shamed his family again. Anthony Bourdain is just so full of himself and has an overinflated view of himself and what he does. He cooks. It is just food. I am told he is a good chef and he has made a good living from it. But it is food. Not rocket science.

    • GaryTheBrave

      After tasting my cooking you would swear that good cooking is a form of sorcery.

    • Jer

      I like Bourdain about as much as cold Spam in a Ripple reduction, but those tweets are hilarious.

    • Jer

      I like Bourdain about as much as cold Spam in a Ripple reduction, but those tweets are hilarious.

    • Ron Morisseau

      DID BOURDAIN PISS IN YOUR SOUP?

  • jwmiller

    Is that an old left over Turban? Oh &, btw, that’s the best Bare Chest T-shirt ever.

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Can we find the Iron Sheik an old Hawaiian birth certificate and run him for president?

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    Can we find the Iron Sheik an old Hawaiian birth certificate and run him for president?

  • Jer

    Why couldn’t it be Kimberly Guilfoyle or Megyn Kelly?

  • Jer

    Why couldn’t it be Kimberly Guilfoyle or Megyn Kelly?

  • Sara Nichols

    Bourdain, you are funny!!!!!!

  • Magnifico

    What a NUT! Who would PURPOSELY post that sort of image??

    • Spinmamma

      A nut with an immense ego and poor eyesight.

  • TheOriginalDonald

    Newsflash-The pot says Geraldo should put his clothes back on! http://theplazz.com/tweet/lenadunham_359005959298879490/ #Girls

  • Herman LaClair

    i had no idea the iron sheik was so goddamn funny: True Story: @geraldorivera go fuck yourself

  • Slugglife

    Tried to avoid this story, but morbid curiousity brought me here. The iron sheik is going to eff him up! Whats wrong with jerry rivers anyway?

  • TheExecutiveProducer

    I hope Geraldo is remembering to make her put the lotion in the basket. And if she’s not he has to give her the hose again.

  • Montesquieu

    Well, if one thing is clear, it’s that Hussein Obama is a delusional marxist.