It is a dangerous world in which we live! You see, Geraldo Rivera tweeted a towel-clad selfie. No, really (Warning: Not safe for eyesight). The shudder-inducing selfie hilariously sparked #Geraldoing. And now?

https://twitter.com/hswindell/status/358945663691661312

Welp:

Ask and ye shall receive:

https://twitter.com/Torsovid15/status/358936268782055426

Alas, Twitter user @CuffyMeh did not pass on them all.

Then he Geraldorolled the foul Piers Morgan.

Mwahaha! Next victim? The @BarackObama Twitter account:

Oh, please let @BarackObama and Piers Morgan click on those links. It’s only fair: We are all scarred now.

Heh. We do love that Obamacare burning train photo. Plus, you know, it doesn’t scorch our eyes.

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‘70 is the new 50:’ Geraldo Rivera tweets sideways topless selfie; World groans

  • DTM

    What a dick

    • lainer51

      or **** less

  • John LaRosa

    Thank goodness Helen Thomas never owned a smart phone. (Too soon?)

    • BlahBlah

      Um… How should I put it.

    • Roberta Biggs

      Turns out, she did- family members say the last thing she did was open a text from someone named Geraldo.

    • Jer

      The timing isn’t the issue, it’s the lack of readily accessible brain bleach.

  • BlahBlah

    Paging Larry King. Shouldn’t you get in on this stat?

  • TYPE O NEGATIVE

    Somebody shoulda told Geraldo to clean his bathroom before taking the pic

  • LegalizeShemp

    Harry Reems is back from the grave !!

  • Conrad2010

    Mind numbing.

  • Conrad2010

    I awoke around 4:00AM. to find this nightmare online.
    I really thought myself still asleep & in the in the midst of said nightmare.
    Geraldo Rivera is never going to live this stupid trick down.
    ttp://fb.me/2G4Cy2jpI

    Lets Rick Roll this thing.
    http://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0

  • Conrad2010

    I awoke around 4:00AM. to find this nightmare online.
    I really thought myself still asleep & in the in the midst of said nightmare.
    Geraldo Rivera is never going to live this stupid trick down.
    http://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0

  • Maus

    It looks like Geraldo went “Full Weiner” on us.

  • Cruz2016!!!

    What would you expect from a narcissistic, mysogynist, liberal like Geraldo…

  • trixiewoobeans

    Still can’t handle his liquor, I see.

  • http://twitter.com/bodiazrising BodiazRising

    Perhaps Geraldo is announcing his intent to run for mayor of NYC.

    • Jeremy

      ha ha yeah why not.They are letting a crazy perv run for Mayor .

  • Peyton

    And since Obama has just been topped in the selfie category, expect his mirror pic tomorrow.

  • Ironhawk86

    What has poor Mr. Astley done to be mentioned in the same sentence as a scumbag like Geraldo? I’d rather listen Never Gonna Give You Up on a continuous loop for a month before looking at that pic for even a millisecond. The new Rickrolling? Naw. This is more like the second coming of Two Girls One Cup.

    • BenInNY

      No pubes, one towel?

      • BenInNY

        Ugh. I apologize. *Hurk!*