Ha! Sounds like a plan, cranky old man. It’s nice to have goals.


Can singer Richard Marx also reach that second goal?


Good start.


But, wait! He may not achieve the cantankerous old man deal just yet:


You need to up the cranky, sir!

This Twitter user has a suggestion:


That would really increase your cantankerous street cred, Mr. Marx. As will this:



It helps if you shake your fist madly at the sky while saying it. You’re welcome.


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  • nc

    Does this mean cranky is going to be “cool?” YES!!

    • CatHerder

      Cranky is already cool, just ask my grandkids :)

  • Jack Deth

    Memo to Mr. Marx:

    In lieu of having a yard and lawn.

    Buy a rocking chair. Sit in it on your front porch or balcony and practice shouting.

    “They’re takin’ our jerbs!!!”

    • Finrod Felagund

      “C’mon, everybody, back to the pile!”

    • Finrod Felagund

      “C’mon, everybody, back to the pile!”

  • brewerandpatriot

    In ten years, private property will be one of those things we reminisce about while standing in line for an orange.

  • Jeremy
  • Finrod Felagund

    Spam-trolling has never been, isn’t, and will never be cool.

  • Finrod Felagund

    Spam-trolling has never been, isn’t, and will never be cool.

  • alumin

    Richard Marx: You first need to perfect shaking “the grandpa fist” while you say “get off my lawn”! Then you can truly be “cantankerous”!

  • Barack Hussein Sharpton

    Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right there complaining ’bout you!