Ha! Sounds like a plan, cranky old man. It’s nice to have goals.
Can singer Richard Marx also reach that second goal?
But, wait! He may not achieve the cantankerous old man deal just yet:
You need to up the cranky, sir!
This Twitter user has a suggestion:
That would really increase your cantankerous street cred, Mr. Marx. As will this:
It helps if you shake your fist madly at the sky while saying it. You’re welcome.