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Do not click the link? We think you mean click. Click like the wind! Then giggle madly. Remember, we are all 12 years old now. What is it called when one giggles yet shudders in creeped-out fear at the same time? Let’s go with gudders or shiggles.

But what is Senhor Testiculo or Mr. Balls?


More from The Daily News:

Brazil’s Association of Personal Assistance for Cancer likens Mr. Balls to a ‘friendly snowman’ beloved by children and adults.

An important mission, granted, and the rather graphic creation sponsored by Brazil’s Association of Personal Assistance for Cancer has done its job by propelling the issue into the media spotlight.

“Both children and adults loved taking pictures with the mascot, a friendly snowman in the shape of testicle,” says the non-profit organization’s website.

Stop! Our aching sides. That really gives new meaning to the term “junk science.”

Oh, it’s just a friendly snowman and stuff! Your kids will love him.


Disturbing, yes. But Twitter still manages to rise to the occasion.



Will this spark a new trend?

Never change, Twitter.

  • Guest

    Gov. Christie visits a New Jersey school after getting his gastric band removed.

    • Zathras11 @B5

      He deserves that.

    • Jeremy

      I couldn’t help laughing at that.

    • It’s Dumplins!

      Mr. Balls aka Chris Christy…. sounds about right…..

  • CatHerder

    Bookmarking this one, I work with a Brazilian engineer. Wonder if he knows what’s going on back home?

  • ObamaFail

    Why is Piers Morgan posing for pictures with children?

    • DanStlMo

      I think it’s his South American Cousin.

      • Right Wired

        Senor Pedro Morgan?

        • GaryTheBrave

          Senor Pedro Johnson.

    • Damien Johnson

      Ok, that was gold.

    • Turd Burglestein

      That’s a little dark for Piers…are you sure it isn’t Toure’? The eyes look the same if you reference his twitter avatar.

  • Republicanvet

    Oy. I s’pose this is better than a mascot for colon cancer.

    What’s next? Borrowing a Code Pink costume for Senorita Pap Smear?

    Ya think Mr. Balls ever feels blue?

    • Adela Wagner

      Not if that Senorita Pap Smear comes to town.

  • ChampionCapua

    Governor Christie meets schoolkids after a long day of photo ops with Obama.

  • Baba Ghanoush

    WTF? Seriously WTF?

    • Jeremy

      very creepy indeed.

  • Canadian in USA

    So, is that going to be Anthony Wiener’s new nickname?

    • Mamaelk09

      No Anthony boy is the new Shaft.

      • Canadian in USA

        …and Touché.

  • $30423294

    In other words, they’re training kids to view a man dressed up like gonads — training kids to view such a man as a safe, fuzzy little playmate rather than as a threat to their purity.

    Every pervert in the world just said a big THANK YOU.

    What the hell has happened to this world?

    I’ll tell you: liberalism.

    • AMSilver

      Exactly. What could possibly be wrong with a man dropping his pants to show you his Sr Testiculo when you’ve just had your parents take your picture next to a giant pair of ’em? You got to touch the mascot, right? So why not touch the pedo’s pair? This is grooming, plain and simple. Sick. Really sick.

    • Damien Johnson

      It’s actually a woman if you pay attention to the legs, but the point you’ve made still stands.

  • Markward

    Someone certainly has the cajones to make this.

  • Stone Bryson

    We’re talking about a culture that celebrates Quinceañera, the time when a girl becomes a woman… at the ripe old age of 15. They certainly view their children a lot differently than we do in the western world, thus turning a pair of disgusting gonads into a prop for children? Not all that surprising, vile as it may be.

    • Harry A

      Jewish boys have bar Mitzvahs at 13, Jewish girls have bat Mitzvahs at 12. Most Catholics/Anglicans have confirmations between ages 13-16. Many American girls celebrate “sweet sixteens” which have the same social significance as a quinceañera. In Brazil the age to consent to marriage is 18, or 16 with parental consent; the same as in most states, Canada and the majority of countries in Europe. How exactly are they viewing their children a lot differently than the western world?

      • Republicanvet

        I don’t recall Mr. Harry Pairitestes at my confirmation.

  • Damien Johnson

    I just came from an interview video where a famous rapper walked out of the interview after he was asked (unwanted) by a gay man how big his stuff is, and now I come to people walking around dressed like a set of testicles. What kind of hellhole world are we living in these days?

  • GaryTheBrave

    Just yuck. I hope that this disappears before the Rio de Janeiro hosts the Olympics.

    • jacksonjay

      I wonder why Twitchy felt the need to share this!

      • GaryTheBrave

        They should at least add a NSFW tag though the title should be clue enough.

  • capisce

    I think Hardball Chris just found his new avatar.

  • Barbarian

    By that picture it looks like Marco Rubio got a hair transplant.

  • Marjorie

    This has to be a joke.

  • https://www.facebook.com/jon.a.hartz jonhartz

    Next: creepy teacher to student: “would you like to see the real Mr. Balls?”

  • https://www.facebook.com/jon.a.hartz jonhartz

    I am concerned: what happened to Mr. Johnson? This looks like the aftermath of a castration…

  • Misanthrope

    At least Brazilian society gives a damn about men’s health. Here in the US, we have commercials about prostate cancer focusing on how it affects the victims’ wives.

    • ObamaFail

      Soon those ads are going to say, “she can’t draw alimony if her husbands dies before he divorces him.”

  • https://www.facebook.com/jon.a.hartz jonhartz

    Can we get these to the POtuS? Maybe then he can act Presidential. Mooshell looks like she already has a pair.

  • $23639361

    chrissy matthews, aka senhor testiculo, is touring Brazil, who knew?…maybe he’ll stay there

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  • jacksonjay

    Great Post! Keep it up!

  • Sua Sponte

    Brazil, there you go..

  • trixiewoobeans

    Somebody buy Mr. Balls a ticket to DC and send him to the Washington Press Corps! They desperately need some.

  • John Howard

    This looks like SpongeBob’s evil twin.

  • Clayton Grant

    That’s just nuts!

    • mickeyco

      and disgusting

    • Red Fred

      Clever. :)

    • KansasGirl

      I never can find a nutcracker when I need one.

  • marcellucci

    Michael Moore should not be allowed around school children…….

    • BRM-373

      Yup Fattie would eat their lunchs

  • Right Wired

    The Jolly Green Giant could not be found or reached for comment.

  • Robert John Metty Jr.

    All I know is that Senhor Testiculo is the bravest mascot I’ve ever met.

    • lee martell

      Presenting, in all his Curly Haired, Pendulous, Voluminous Vulgarity, The Incredible Mister Balls!!!! Ladies & Gentlemen, a round of applause!

  • LinTaylor

    I’ve been using computers since I was in diapers (literally), have been online for as long as I can remember, and have seen some messed-up s*** in my time…but I think this is officially what breaks me.

  • marcellucci

    Brazil’s rival to Mr. Peanut?

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Code Stink’s snatch costumes now have a rival for the tackiest, most tasteless icon to appear in the public forum….

  • Steve_J

    A snowman? It looks like a perverted Mr. Potato Head.

  • Turd Burglestein

    I’d pay to see a wrestling match between Senor Testiculo and that hag Cindy Sheehan from code pink wearing one of those vagina costumes.

    • waterytart

      OMG, I really did “L” right out loud, first at your comment, then your handle! Thanks, so creative, I needed that after a very long and trying day. Turd Burglestein…….I think I’ll be chuckling in my sleep.

    • Republicanvet

      …and some wondered why Twitchy posted this.

  • Turd Burglestein

    And WTF is that big mole on the side of Senor Testiculo?

    • mike_in_kosovo

      Senhor has a mole, Obama has a mole….coincidence?

    • lee martell

      That, mi Amigo, is called a Beauty Spot (in some circles).

  • mickeyco

    One look at that and you wouldn’t have to worry about contraception

  • Garrett Gripling

    Chuck Norris calls that about half.

  • JeffWRidge

    Well, that’s just nuts.

    • FaithColeridge33

      boo hiss

      • JeffWRidge

        It was a rather obvious joke. I couldn’t resist.

  • Junie3

    I’ll never be able to look at them again. Didn’t really notice how ugly they are until just now. Yuk

  • BeauDCrab

    At least no one posted pictures of children hugging the thing …

  • froggy19510

    How did they get Bill Mahr to do this?

    • trixiewoobeans

      Cause he’s GulliBill!

  • bidentime

    Senior Huevos needs a shave if he’s going to hang out in public.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      I think the term is Pelotas… #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • C d

    whoever had the balls to pitch that idea should be sacked.

  • Capt_Twang

    Something tells me that Senhor Testiculo will be dragging his “undocumented” sacks across our border any day now.

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com CO2 Producer

    Brazil’s got nuts. Oh yes it does.

  • Derek Penner

    Only in Brazil

  • NixTyranny

    What will Senhor Testiculo do if he sees those Code Pink “ladies” in their vagina costumes? So many of them–so little time.

    • LegalizeShemp

      They shun Testiculos in favor of tuna melts.

  • Michelle

    Let’s hope the person who came up with this uh, bright idea doesn’t land a contract for coming up with the mascot for cervical or rectal cancer.

  • Jeremy

    This Mascot wasn’t available I guess


  • stillinthe60s

    Brazil has a Mr Balls and The US has a Tony Wiener and vagina costumes. To each his/her own.

  • Jedd McHead

    Brazil nuts!

  • http://twitter.com/waltercwy waltercwy

    I have to wonder if he’s going to endorse Anthony Wiener in the NY Mayoral race. Maybe even be a spokesscrotum for the big Wiener.

  • jebjr

    If we had a secure border policy that was enforced, this fella could be our border control mascot. I can see his picture on a billboard now with the caption….. “Is it worth losing these by climbing that razor wire topped fence?”

  • lee martell

    Can you even IMAGINE the slew of Firings and Lawsuits and discovery Trials that would start if someone dared to do this in the Walking-On-Emotional-Eggshells-USA??? The talking heads with their frothy shows of righteous indignation would be worth the price of admission alone….Where going to hell in a big paper basket, true, but we’re not there quite yet!

    • mapache

      we’ve already have the dancing Vaginas at every liberal protest.

  • UrbanScorp

    What is Krotchy from the Postal video game franchise doing on TV?!

  • mapache

    I’ll wait for Señor Pene to show the effects of STDs to accompany Señor Testiculo.

  • waterytart

    Can we borrow him to loan to the GOP? Elephant be damned, some balls would be a good thing.

  • Herman LaClair

    i hope they didn’t have a face-painter…

  • ToyZebra

    Looks like what you would see drawn on a bathroom stall at interstate rest areas.

  • $29520529

    Now we know what Michele did with Zero’s balls!

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    HOLY COW! At first, I thought it was the reincarnation of BON SCOTT #AC/DC #DirtyDeedsDoneDirtCheap #MusicTriviaTime OH!!!! Or a Sex-Ed aide from Japan? XD LOL Jawamax 8<{D}

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  • Kleverabevera

    The guy those things were modeled after needs to visit the clinic ASAP. I would be very concerned.