Like fellow SNL alum Jon Lovitz, Dennis Miller has noticed that bitter leftists totally lack funny bones.

Oh my. That’s perfect.

Heh. Miller’s ability to smack down trolls with aplomb is perhaps matched only by Fox News’ Brit Hume.

Ask and ye shall receive, Mr. Miller! Conservatives on Twitter swiftly provided an answer to his question.

And win:

Bingo! Liberals may lack a sense of humor, but they inadvertently provide much of it. It’s hilarious that those who claim to celebrate individuality do anything but. Instead, they walk in lockstep to the point where they can’t even giggle without permission.

Speaking of giggle, Dennis Miller appeared on “The O’Reilly Factor” last night.

Humor. Conservatives win in that arena hands down.


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  • Steve

    Liberals have no sense of humor because they take themselves too seriously and get “offended”, rather than laugh at themselves.

    • Elaine

      That’s ok. We’ll just laugh at them instead. Let them stay angry. We’ll live longer.

      • m0t0rhead

        Ironic comment considering your profile pic..

      • Guest

        :-) considering your avatar…

        • IceColdTroll

          Keep it classy, leftard, keep it classy. And keep proving our points.

        • IceColdTroll

          Hey, if you want to keep it classy though — Ya know why Ted Kennedy died of brain cancer? He didn’t want to be the only brother to kick the bucket without a hole in his head!!!!!


          • m0t0rhead

            Hmm brain jokes-ironic considering the last days of Reagan, Heston, and Thatcher :-) But hey Alzheimer’s/dementia ain’t all bad at least they got to meet new people every day.

          • Anthony Clay

            are you speaking ill,of the guy who kept the secretary alive under water, in case he wanted some of that later, cmon

    • Richo

      Yeah, those perpetually offended liberals. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to get back to that thread about how righteously OUTRAGED you twitchyites are that people would dare mock Drudge tweeting about God.

      • Garth Haycock

        Whether you realize it or not, you just proved Miller’s point.

      • IceColdTroll

        Furthermore, it is not our constant state of mind. And really, behind the momentary bursts of annoyance, we really ARE just laughing at you.

      • IceColdTroll

        PS — better get busy. In amongst all the snide derision about ignorant Christians, I think someone made a joke about Mohammed!

        • KayGee

          I can’t find it here! It would be nice if the Twitchers would either throw down or shut up about being edgy enough to throw down a good Mohammed joke.

      • Steve

        I am NOT outraged…God has. Great sense of humor…look at the mess we are in, now.

  • rinodino

    Conservatives win in humor hands down ???? Lol….. Ok

    • Elaine

      See, we made you laugh!

      • rinodino


    • lainer51

      glad you “got it”.

  • Elaine

    We win in this area because we can laugh at ourselves and not be offended. We don’t feel the need to sue or destroy someone’s life over a joke! I don’t think they know the meaning of the word joke, unless you consider the words ‘TEA BAGGER’ funny somehow? They are just to PC too know what’s actually funny any longer. They’re too angry all the time and it makes them mean.

    • Sons Thunder

      Is that why conservatives dominate the entertainment industry?

      • Kevin Krom

        Is that why the entertainment industry produces “comedy” that’s little more than fart jokes?

    • KayGee

      PC? please, we can’t even write a dirty joke here because everyones too busy trying to not use dirty words like those evil libs!

  • PeterP

    The left does too have a sense of humor. Ever see them guffaw uncontrollably when someone calls a conservative woman a “tw*t” and a “cu*t” or a black conservative an “Uncle Tom?” These people practically invented humor.

    • CatHerder

      There is that.

    • trixiewoobeans

      It’s called Mockery, and it’s all they understand or are good at…unless it’s directed at them…then it’s “offensive language” and “hate speech”.

  • Sua Sponte

    Simply…Because they’re bitter and want to be part of the notional “in crowd”.

  • FromNJ

    MIller is great on O’Reilly. I wish he would do his own show on FOX. Not a nightly program; maybe an interview special where he could crack jokes with guests.

    • aliwilcox

      I subscribe to his daily podcast–3 hours a day with many guests. Love the show!

  • KayGee

    I don’t know, does someone have the cojones to type out a properly dirty version of the classic Aristocrats joke? Because I’m pretty sure that it wouldn’t pass for PC. And certainly not “family friendly”. Or how bout a good Jesus joke? Or, you know, just stick to making lib jokes. Ever hear the one about the bronze statue from china town?

    • disqus_LASIg6epmj

      Making fun of Christians is old hat for liberals. They try to pretend it’s ‘edgy.’ Yawn.

      • KayGee

        What did Buddha say to the hot dog vendor?

        Make me one with everything.

    • lainer51

      Jesus jokes are so yesterday… Get with it.

      • IceColdTroll

        These pissypants leftards would be fainting if anyone told a Mohammed joke though. Or a Jewish joke.

        • KayGee

          Throw down a good Mohammed joke for us then.

    • Brother Cavil

      Downvoted for lack of quality. Sheesh, have some pride in your work!

    • IceColdTroll

      Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a smart liberal and a stupid liberal are each in one corner of a regular four cornered room, and there’s a book of food stamps in the middle of the room. If there was a race to get the food stamps, who would win?

      • Zanshi

        Wait… There’s a *smart* liberal?! 😡

      • KayGee

        Is there punch line that makes this funny? Here try this one: A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown. He notices a small bronze statue of a rat. He asks the owner “how much”, and the owner replies “$50 for the bronze rat, and $1000 for the story behind it.” The guy says, “forget the story”, and buys the rat. As he’s walking down the street he notices two live rats following him. As he continues to walk, more rats start following him. He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By the time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats following him. He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown. The guy rushes back to the store and walks in. The owner says, “Ah!, so your back for the story”. The guys says, “No, I was wondering if you have any bronze liberals?”

  • notenoughtime

    Love, Dennis Miller! Liberals cannot laugh at themselves because it there minds their issues are not to be ridiculed. Can help but laugh when you stop and think how many “innocent” words are not longer allowed to exist. It’s not want you learn when you know it all that counts!

    • Richo

      Can anyone translate this from Right-wing internet whargarbl in to English please?

      • alanstorm

        I could translate it for you, if I could remember how to speak baby-talk.

      • bonnieblue2A

        Miller’s point proven again. Thanks for playing.

      • mapache

        don’t expect us to help you just because you could not pass your SATs. Buy a dictionary.

        use this translator:

        • KayGee

          Because lord knows how notenoughtime passed their SATs with that Pulitzer-winning word salad.

      • IceColdTroll

        Yes. “STFU, leftard Cornholer.”:

  • TeaPartyReaganConservative

    We Patriotic Conservative Americans, like Dennis Miller who happens to be a great comedian, have to mock the absurdity and insanity of Islam’s slavery cult of women, and expose it and them as much as possible, as being just that- insane and absurd. Just like with everything Obama says and does.

    But, with that said, it’s the actions of both aforementioned that must be taken seriously, as both the actions that they execute are detrimental to the Freedom and Liberty, let alone safety of all innocent people, aka victims, who suffer from their fascist rein of terror agendas.

  • Insubordinate

    “Teabagger” is so edgy and never ceases to be funny. /sarc

    • TeaPartyReaganConservative

      Wow, impressive.. and so funny.. snide and petty both at the same time.. lol
      Did you think of that all by yourself.. I bet u went to Harvard and won a Nobel prize too.. tsk tsk tsk..

      I see they must have a had a 2 for 1 sale on immaturity, unintelligence, and intolerance.. You should have bought some maturity, intelligence, and tolerance instead.. Not on sale, but worth the price..

      • Insubordinate

        Evidently, you’re not smart enough to know that “/sarc” means sarcasm. Wow.

        • King Leer

          Obviously! I thought for a sec that TPRC was being sarcastic as well. Oh, well. Every once in a great while, I’ll reply with great bombast to a post after missing a key word or phrase.

      • Guest

        Quit acting like a liberal.

      • lainer51

        probably no NP Prize, they are saved for those who don’t earn them.

  • RightThinking1

    It is organic to the Left to be perpetually offended, and it follows that they are constantly vigilant for opportunities to justify their pathology. Surely when Martin Bashir declared the use of ‘IRS’ to be a racist attack on the President, the bar reached a new low.

  • brando

    Liberals are very self-righteous. They get immediately offended and defensive FOR people like Muslims, Gays, Atheists, etc.

  • no_more_deceit

    “The liberals can understand everything but people who don’t understand them.” –Lenny Bruce

  • Phillip Brisco

    I live in Saudi Arabia. Quite a few years ago, they built a causeway connecting the island kingdom on Bahrain with Saudia. My ex boss told me that when the Saudis first went to Bahrain,they weren’t used to the idea of women going without Abayas on, so they assumed that they were of easy virtue (not a good assumption to make in Bahrain).

    The women would call up their brothers or husbands, who would then come down and beat up the Saudis. After a few incidences like this, the Sausis caught on. And yes, Baheainis do wear bikinis on occasion.

    We like taking holidays in Bahrain, because it is just like being back in the states again.

  • capisce

    Humor is rooted in reality and truth…libs cant handle the truth of their reality.

    • IceColdTroll

      Whenever this subject comes up, I am reminded of the quotations C.S. Lewis prefaces his “Screwtape Letters” with:

      “The best way to drive out the devil, if he will not yield to texts of
      Scripture, is to jeer and flout him, for he cannot bear scorn.”—Luther

      “The devill . . the prowde spirite . . cannot endure to be mocked.”—Thomas More

      Also, the great Gilbert Chesterton noted in a similar vein that “Satan fell through force of gravity.”

  • sickofitall1096

    To be funny and get humor you have to be intelligent and able to think for yourself. Liberals are neither…

  • eeddggy

    The Left misses humor, as their minds are always preoccupied with just how miserable they are and the horrible country they live in. I’m serious. Anyone I have come across that consider themselves on the Left, are real bores and generally miserable to be around.
    The Left always sees the glass as half empty.

  • JoeMyGodNYC

    Lisa Simpson: “Only one person in a million would find that funny.”
    Professor Frink: “Yes, we call that the ‘Dennis Miller Ratio’.”

    • PennyRobinsonFanClub

      He’s funnier that that retarded bunch of cartoons. Honest to God I’ve tried to watch that a couple times and it is just ffkng PAINFUL. Not funny, not even amusing. Now King of the Hill, there’s some good funny stuff, I tell you what!

    • Corey Dennison

      So, just to sum up: you couldn’t come up with a retort of your own, but had to quote a liberal character (Lisa S.) to confirm your liberal Bias.

      Sound about right?

      • JoeMyGodNYC

        If that upsets you, then YES.

        • Corey Dennison

          No…it’s just interesting to see the rather limited scope of your ‘intellect.’

          Kind of amusing, too.

  • mapache

    and all the men chant at the one strip club in Kabul…..”Show us your face, show us your face.”

    • KayGee

      If they’re lucky, they’ll get a special ankle-and-wrist peep show too!

  • ELC

    Llberals take themselves way too seriously whereas Conservatives know how to laugh at themselves. I love Dennis Miller. He absolutely cracks me up especially when he and Billy(Bill O’Reilly)go at it.

  • BeeKaaay

    Because leftwingwackos are bloodthirsty, have no conscience, and therefore no sense of humor.

  • Anthony Clay

    live from bali, the winner hefty trash bag no 4

  • stillinthe60s

    Not sure what Miller’s talking about. Code Pinko’s Giant Vagina costumes? Now that there’s funny!

  • jukin

    The short answer, clinically, is that we have a more balanced personality . Our self worth is determined inwardly and leftists self worth is determined by others.

    That isn’t funny, it’s just a fact.