Zing! Twitter users love to graciously help President Obama come up with book titles. Since they are givers, they are offering up some suggestions again today. What will President Obama’s next book be titled? “Chicken Coming Home to Roost Little”? Or perhaps “Are you There Me? It’s Me, Barry”?

Actor Adam Baldwin has a suggestion:

https://twitter.com/adamsbaldwin/status/341046392464224257

Heh. Other Twitter users offer up some ideas of their own. Just imagine curling up with one of these beach reads this Summer!

https://twitter.com/dminor85/status/341032993365835776

https://twitter.com/CandiLissa/status/341087043591487489

https://twitter.com/CandiLissa/status/341072386994622465

https://twitter.com/LisainDallas/status/341169082797789185

https://twitter.com/Therexreport/status/341083958559268864

https://twitter.com/Swthghheel/status/341197261247770624

https://twitter.com/OakRidgeStars/status/341196959182364672

https://twitter.com/Therexreport/status/341077852277579776

https://twitter.com/RedStateMojo/status/341196881147342848

https://twitter.com/NewsNinja2012/status/341070346054664194

https://twitter.com/smithbille/status/341197787410595843

https://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew/status/341029731703091200

https://twitter.com/RightWingTips/status/341075679028322306

https://twitter.com/AlanaBurkeSays/status/341072753396436992

https://twitter.com/ProudWIVet/status/341196156170280960

https://twitter.com/MedicationNotWo/status/341196563579817984

The ways to mock Obama are endless. Keep it coming, Twitter!

Update: Win.

https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/341201535134470144

Related:

Twitchy Top 10: #ObamasNextBook titles

Coming soon to an overcrowded waiting room: #ObamacareKidsBooks

#ObamaKidsBooks: The ways to mock Obama are endless

#ObamaBooks: The story of Obama’s failed first term continues

Looking for a new spring vacation read? Let #ObamaBookTitles suggest a few!

  • CatHerder

    #BarackObamasNextBook:

    Curious George Goes to Washington
    A Wrinkle in Tax Codes
    No Light in the Attic

    • MyrmidoNOT

      Afterthought (along those lines):

      “Daily Briefings via the MSM/LSM/NFM.”

      Since “teh oone doesn’t attend the ‘other’ briefing updates…
      like “his” staff, does.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    #BarackObamasNextBook “Idiot-In-Chief: How I Forever Changed the World’s View of the Office of the President of the United States”

    #BarackObamasNextBook “How to Make a Dog’s Dinner out of a Free Republic”

    #BarackObamasNextBook “Dissention and Disagreement IS Racist!!111eleventy!11 (The True Meaning of ‘Is’)”

    #BarackObamasNextBook “How to Make Others Believe You’ve Been Elected For Life” #tcot

    #BarackObamasNextBook “The Neverending Campaign Story”

    #BarackObamasNextBook “The Complete and Definitive Guide to Dog Whistles” Foreward by Chris Matthews

    #BarackObamasNextBook “The Twitter Revolution and Why My Followers Can’t Create Good(and funny) Hashtag Games”

  • http://www.lidsamy.com/ Lidsamy

    amazing, I don’t know how Candilssa does it again and again and again

  • Steve_J

    #BarackObamasNextBook “A Dog of Flanders, 101 receipes”.

    • Billie Slash

      Shorter: #BarackObama’sNextBook–“Bow-Wow Chow”

    • Andy from Beaverton

      ‘How to wok a dog 50 ways’

  • unknown

    #BarackObamasNextBook “Nineteen Eight-Four: A Beginner’s Manuel”

    #BarackObamasNextBook “Of Mice and Corpse-Men”

  • HARP2

    12 Angry Democrats

  • HARP2

    Bonnie and Clyde go to Washington.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    #BarackObamasNextBook: – Where’s Ambassador Stevens?

    With the natural sequels,

    – Where’s Sean Smith?

    – Where’s Tyrone Woods?

    – Where’s Glen Doherty?

    • MyrmidoNOT

      Unlikely. Those ‘pages’ are blank, in “teh oone’s” copy.
      (Good ‘reminder’…btw. Thanx.)

      Anyhow:
      The Libyan Ambassador and his three compatriots have no comment.

  • nc

    The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight (but somehow manages to hit the bullseye every time)
    #BarackObamasNextBook

  • reshas1

    Presidents for Dummies

  • Catchance

    #BarackObamasNextBook:

    101 ways to wok your dog.
    Hello, Moonbats (with a forward to Code Pink)
    The Joy of Crooking
    How To Win Fiends And Influence Sheeple

  • nc

    Oh! The Places You’ll Go On Your IRS Form

  • MyrmidoNOT

    Legislating an Agenda.

    Diversity for Me…NOT for Thee.

    Do As I Say…NOT as I Do…

  • Junie3

    #BarackObamasNextBook How I single handedly set the black race back 100 yrs.

  • nc

    The Seven Habits Of Highly Corrupt Bureaucrats

  • Clayton Grant

    The Catcher in the Lie

    Not So Great Expectations

    I, Obamacus

    • Catchance

      “I, Obamacus”! Oh, snort!

    • BlahBlah

      Oh I see now. I missed it my bad my bad!

    • BlahBlah

      Oh I see now. I missed it my bad my bad!

  • RblDiver

    #BarackObamasNextBook: “If I did it, here’s how (a couple low-level employees made) it happen.”

  • RblDiver

    #BarackObamasNextBook: Around the World in 80 Campaign Fundraising Stops

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #BarackObamasNextBook “50 Shades of Stupid.”

    • MyrmidoNOT

      Sorry…a wee bit closer to 17,000,000,000,000
      …give or take, a few rights.

  • TocksNedlog

    “All The President’s Low-Level Staffers”
    “How To Auto-Pen Your Way Through Life”
    “Daily Briefings: What I Learned From Watching The Nightly News”
    “The Campaign Road Goes On Forever”
    “Useful Idiots: The MSNBC Story”
    “Kicking The Can Down The Road, Spiking The Football, Throwing Temper Tantrums and Insulting Our Friends: How I Literally Spent My Time In Office Acting Like A Nine-Year-Old Child”
    “Fear of Governing”
    “All Criticism Of Me Is Racist” (Foreward by Touré)

    • BlueGood

      “Chicken Soup For the Souless”

      “When Giants Learn to Lie”

      “Midnight in the Rose Garden of Daft & Evil”

      • Secede

        ” (half) Black like Me “?

    • Christoph DeHaven

      Everything I Learned about Being President, I Learned in KIndergarten

  • Paul C.

    #BarackObamasNextBook ” How to spend the little people’s money.”

    • MyrmidoNOT

      Hmmm… Preface yours with:

      “How to belittle the little people, while the I.R.S. assists,
      (WHILE spending the little people’s money.)

      After all, it is about tolerance and fairness… 😉
      (Oops…my bad; S/B “intolerance and unfairness”…

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    #BarackObamasNextBook “YOULOST, GETOVERIT, RAAACIST”: Guide to Liberal lolMantras and lolMemes” #tcot

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #BarackObamasNextBook “My Marxist Wet-Dream: Why Jefferson, Madison, and Jay Had It All Wrong.”

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #BarackObamasNextBook “Pay as You Snow: How to Run up a Federal Deficit With $17,000,000,000,000 Using Other People’s Money.”

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      To be fair, only 7trillion of that. More than all other Presidents combined.

      • MyrmidoNOT

        True, but the Chinese appreciate the effort…

  • Wag_a_Muffin (D)

    Hairy Plotter, the half blood prince.

  • TocksNedlog

    “Fore Left! How I Shanked This Nation Into The Rough”

    “The Truth About The Chicago Political Machine”
    [all copies burned in a ‘suspicious’ printing-plant fire]

    “Muslim Brutha in the Hood”

  • TocksNedlog

    “Self-Centerist”
    “Above My Pay Grade, Beneath My Contempt: The Story of My Presidency and the People I Seved”

  • arttie

    BHO, The Sum of All Fears.

    • floridaobserver

      +100

  • Junie3

    #BarackObamasNextBook Killing Marxism

  • Junie3

    #BarackObamasNextBook Catcher in the Mom Pants

  • capisce

    For Whom The Press Extols
    Fall Of The House Of Shushers
    Carney’s Believe It or Not
    Obama Shrugged

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    #BarackObamasNextBook “How I ALMOST Endorsed Hillary in 2016” nyp.st/12nXAjh via @nypost #tcot

  • Wayne Swanson

    Everybody Poops. Mine doesn’t stink like yours.

  • rennyangel2

    The Buck Stops Around the Corner and Down the Street, Somewhere

  • arttie

    Animal Farm, with Jay Carney as Squealer and BHO as Old Major and Farmer Jones as the USA and the mainstream media as Mollie

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #BarackObamasNextBook “I Know You Are But What Am I?”

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #BarackObamasNextBook “My Time as President: The Art and Science of Prevarication.”

  • neoface

    It should be “The audacity to be an incessant liar”. Promote should be, “Be all you can be, learn the art of lying and you too can be a president of the most powerful country; just like me – Barack Hussein Obama”.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #BarackObamasNextBook “What I Know: How to Avoid, Baffle, Balk, Beat Around the Bush, Beg the Question, Bypass, Cavil, Circumvent, Conceal, Confuse, Cop Out, Deceive, Decline, Dodge, Double back, Duck, Elude, Equivocate, Escape, Eschew, Fence, Fend Off, Flee, Fly, Fudge, Get Around, Hedge, Hide, Lay Low, Lead On, Lie, Parry, Pass Up, Pretend, Prevaricate, Pussyfoot, Put Off, Shift, Shirk, Shuck, Shuffle, Shun, Shy, Sidestep, Slip Out, Sneak Away, Steer Clear Of, Tergiversate, Trick, Waffle, and Weasel Your Way Out of Just About Anything.”

    • Catchance

      Don’t forget obfuscate.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #BarackObamasNextBook What I Know: How to Shift, Shirk, Shuffle, Shun, Shy, Sidestep, and Shuck-n-Jive Your Way Out of Just About Anything.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #BarackObamasNextBook “Let My Sheeple Go!”

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #BarackObamasNextBook “The Tax Man Only Stings Twice”

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #BarackObamasNextBook “Reinventing America’s Health Care System: You’re Going to Feel a Little Prick.”

    • CatHerder

      Co-authored by Anthony Weiner?

      • Socal71

        Then you know it will be a ‘pop-up’ book.

        • MyrmidoNOT

          Small print version?

  • gracepmc

    “Things I Learned from Watching the News”

  • RightThinking1

    #BarackObamasNextBook: “The Flack”

  • Karl Winrich

    How about:
    How to steal votes and ruin nations?
    It’s a self-help manual.

    Or

    Nation Destroying for Dummies

    • jebjr

      The White House for Dummies.

  • BlahBlah

    How did y’all miss the most obvious – I, Barack

  • Spinmamma

    A Scandal too Far

    The Liar In Winter
    The Age of Treason
    The Cynics Abroad
    The Descent of the Man-Child

  • Secede

    ” I didn’t do it !
    You can’t prove anything”
    Written by Barack Obama
    Ghost written by Bart Simpson

  • DavidS

    Memoirs of a Grifter

    Forward by Bill Clinton

  • Bill Board

    “Free Loaders Guide For Half-Wits”
    (How I made a Fortune) by BHO

  • Markward

    “Mostly Useless”
    “Life, the Universe, and all your Earnings”
    “So long and thanks for all the scandals”

  • linnicy

    These are great. I needed a laugh today.

    • MyrmidoNOT

      Sadly…they are more true…albeit funny… 😉
      Glad you have retained your sense-of-humor.
      (There are days, mine is stretched beyond ‘tolerance’…)

  • TonyMitch

    “How Success Spoiled Barack Obama”
    “One flew over the cuckoos nest and into the White House”
    “The Rise and Fall of the American Empire”
    “Black Like Me, (well sort of)”
    “How to Intimidae People Into Being Your Friends”

  • JeffWRidge

    “Irate Expectations.”

  • waterytart

    Republicans are from Mars, Democrats are from Mexico.

  • Red Fred

    Skeet Shooting for Beginners

    To Kill a Wackobird

  • ToyZebra

    “It’s a Living Document: Why the 2nd and 22nd Amendments don’t exist”

  • gjsmith_62

    How to Buy Friends and Influence Peddle

  • BadGirloftheNorth

    “Where’s Waldobama?”

  • Turd Burglestein

    Potus For Dummies

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    #BarackObamasNextBook. (Illegal) Alien Farm.

  • Jim Denney

    Race Card Games for Kids (keeps ’em busy on those long trips from the Bahamas to Squaw Valley.

  • Danny Wheeler

    #BarackObamasNextBook The Commie Who Came In From the Cold

  • ML NJ

    Over at Twitville, these are still coming at a furious pace, but you’d hardly know it if you just look at their “Top” selections; and you wouldn’t know it at all if you just look at the stuff they say is “trending.” My experience is that these “Obama” topics quickly get out of hand with expressions of truth, and so great topics like “French Montana” replace them.

  • ML NJ

    Over at Twitville, these are still coming at a furious pace, but you’d hardly know it if you just look at their “Top” selections; and you wouldn’t know it at all if you just look at the stuff they say is “trending.” My experience is that these “Obama” topics quickly get out of hand with expressions of truth, and so great topics like “French Montana” replace them.

  • ML NJ

    The Vineyard on Half a Million a Day

    Managing Umbrellas http://tinyurl.com/cjtw6dg

    Catch Me if You Can

    The Most Beautiful Sound I’ve Ever Heard: Sharia. Sharia!

    Dead Grandmothers Tell No Tales

    Toward an American Gestapo – My 157 Meetings With the IRS Chief

  • ML NJ

    The Vineyard on Half a Million a Day

    Managing Umbrellas http://tinyurl.com/cjtw6dg

    Catch Me if You Can

    The Most Beautiful Sound I’ve Ever Heard: Sharia. Sharia!

    Dead Grandmothers Tell No Tales

    Toward an American Gestapo – My 157 Meetings With the IRS Chief

  • Complement1

    For the children:

    Horton Hears a Who, Me?
    The Runaway Bureaucracy

    For the adults:
    Atlas Bugged
    To Kill An Economy
    Lord of the Lies
    An American Tragedy (no need to change this title)
    As I Lay Dying: Healthcare in America

  • Complement1

    For the children:

    Horton Hears a Who, Me?
    The Runaway Bureaucracy

    For the adults:
    Atlas Bugged
    To Kill An Economy
    Lord of the Lies
    An American Tragedy (no need to change this title)
    As I Lay Dying: Healthcare in America

  • Marjorie

    The Accidental President

  • Barack Hussein Sharpton

    Did I Do That?

  • Independent

    #BarackObamasNextBook income tax fundamentals.