Twitter users decided to graciously suggest some names for a line of Democrat perfume.

“Justified” co-star, and fellow happy warrior, Nick Searcy offered up his hilarious ideas.


Just imagine splashing on some of these scents:


And winner:


Blame Bush No. 5. Or No. 83,794.

More please, Twitter!

  • CatHerder

    #NewDemocratPerfume~Eau de BS

  • CatHerder

    #NewDemocratPerfume~Holder Tight

    • Jeremy

      ha ha

  • ObamaFail

    #NewDemocratPerfume – Scent of a Socialist

  • Guest

    #NewDemocratPerfume~Nay Family Way

  • CatHerder

    #NewDemocratPerfume~We’ll Never Lerner

    • Clayton Grant

      Eau de Slow Lerner

  • CatHerder

    #NewDemocratPerfume~Carney Knowledge

    • BlueGood

      LMAO…Good one Cath….

      How about “DESPERATION”…..use ONLY “when Lies won’t work well enough”…

      I smell “FEAR”…the “White House of Cards” is collapsing……

      On another note…..”the Stock Exchange is reaching heretofore UNHEARD OF plateaus….IT seems to be all surrounding the INCREASE in sales of Clorox & JAVEX BLEACH…..something about getting the stench out”??…Back to you Cath!…..

  • Bristel

    #NewDemocratPerfume Eau de Golf Green

  • NRPax

    Other People’s Money

  • capisce

    Obsession with Race

  • Clayton Grant

    #NewDemocratPerfume – Tyranny de Toilet

  • Noah

    Benghazi No. 4

  • Junie3

    #NewDemocratPerfume Izza Myownundoing

  • WookieeCon

    #NewDemocratPerfume – Fairness

    • Jayve

      That scent line was discontinued in 2009.

  • Victim O Circumstance

    #NewDemocratPerfume~Eau de Tangled Web We Weave

  • CatHerder

    #NewDemocratPerfume~Economy de Toilet

  • BlahBlah


  • neoface

    New democrap perfume, “Oblamer infinity”

  • Orlando Cee


  • waterytart

    Unfortunately the name “poison” is already in use.
    How about: “sequester”, “victim”, or, “redistribution”.

  • right_on

    #NewDemPerfume~Eau de Alinsky

  • right_on

    #NewDemPerfume~Eau de Toilette

  • bidentime

    Doesn’t matter what you name it, no perfume will cover the Chicago stench.

  • lainer51

    Eau de Forgettable

  • Frank Drebin

    Alec Baldwin’s “Eau de Schweddy Balls”

  • HARP2

    Eau de Elite.

  • Steve_J

    #NewDemocratPerfume – “At this point, what difference does it make”

    • James Youngblood


    • arttie

      The Cigar Humidor Special

  • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

    ‘Racist!’ for Sheep

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Hope (for Women) and Change (for men) XD LOL #NewDemocratPerfume #RightWard Jawamax 8

  • Frank Drebin

    “Menendez”, for Teens

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    #NewDemocratPerfume “Recidivism”

  • trixiewoobeans

    Neutered Male.

  • Chip

    Chanel No. 666

  • stuckinIL4now

    Searcy suggested the name “Dependency”–I think it would be more like “Depends” and most likely soiled ones.


    “MoreThanPoison” – eau d’kimchi


    eau de The Marxist.


    eau de Essense o Alinski


    essense of frangrance de BlackLiberationTheology


    eau de Sauls Orb’s


    Eau de Oath Breachers

  • nc


  • nc

    LIV The Dream

  • Steve_J

    #NewDemocratPerfume “Mo Money”

  • Steve_J

    #NewDemocratPerfume “OPM”

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

    #NewDemocratPerfume – High Unemployed

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

    #NewDemocratPerfume – Mass Welfare

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

    #NewDemocratPerfume – FastNFurious

  • lainer51

    #NewDemocratPerfume – “Stupidly”

  • BigTBoom

    #newdemocratperfume – IDK!

  • jb

    Choom-el #5

  • James Youngblood


  • James Youngblood

    they would mandate that everybody had to buy it.

  • Bill Board

    Indiscretion by Marx Defacto

  • Ben Smull

    Recession; For those who can’t buy the real thing

  • Ben Smull

    Recession; For those who can’t afford the real thing

  • tops116

    Exemption No. 5 – You have to buy what we refuse to.

  • Sebastian Oulrey

    Eau de Jaqueass

  • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

    Hijack Hashtag Fail:

    “#NewDemocratPerfume The Sweet Smell of Deficit Reduction — Now reduced 32%! http://money.cnn.com/2013/05/07/news/economy/deficit-falling/index.html …”–Daily Edge

    That’s a hilarious claim!

    Do they think that posting a link to a left-leaning site validates their claim?

  • BadGirloftheNorth

    Eau de Sheeple –or for we bitter clingers so we can ‘unnerstan’ — Oh The Stinkin’ Woolies

  • MaMa1


  • Jamie Wilson

    #NewDemocratPerfume Corruption

  • Ken Alan Draper


  • G.

    As a S. Carolinian, what about a tribute to our former looney Dem State Head Azzhat, R. Harpootlian by calling the scent cesspootlian?

  • James Paul

    Nobody knows that smell!

  • RightThinking1

    Chanel No. 2

  • Expat61

    It would be a bottle filled with tears of the unemployed, unborn children, and the enslaved. It would have to be called “Oblivious.”

  • Raye09

    L’Homme Incompetent: A mysterious shocking fragrance inspired by the men of the democratic party also available in “La Femme Incompetent” for her
    Notes:incompetence, stupidity, lies, shady past, belligerence, lack of remorse, corruption, blame, fear and agony.

  • Liz Smith