Another day, another tardy appearance by Clown Carney.

https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/status/337254546613088256

https://twitter.com/rheeyongju/status/337256634134974464

https://twitter.com/nilesinvt63/status/337259127707418625

https://twitter.com/MonicaCrowley/status/337254933650878465

Once again, Twitter users have some ideas.

https://twitter.com/KudzuCarl/status/337254585032908801

https://twitter.com/MushKat/status/337254773457829891

https://twitter.com/Rhondako/status/337255391463358465

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And a prediction: Worth the wait?

https://twitter.com/whpresscorps/status/337257734057648130

Zing!

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#ReasonsCarneyIsLate: Why is Clown Carney late for briefing? Scrawling in his tear-stained diary?

 
  • http://deadbuffaloblog.blogspot.com/ DeadBuffalo Blog

    And you thought Al Roker was the only one pooping his pants at the WH. Carney must be going thru boxes of depends before, during and after these press briefings.

  • marcellucci

    Kool-Aid enemas take a while…..

  • Jennifer

    Apparently, he’s having difficulty crawling out from under that bus.

  • Garth Haycock

    Obviously, Dear Leader needs to get after his staff to inform Carney what lies he’s going to tell in a more timely manner.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    @PressSec is late for briefing @whitehouse because he’s being read his rights by IRS special prosecutor.

    • Red Fred

      Waiting for the day when he doesn’t show up at all.

      • JustLikeAnimals

        Ah, but the question is will anyone really notice?

  • JustLikeAnimals

    @PressSec is conferring with Al Roker about what to do when he $hits his pants when the special prosecutor comes calling.

  • BigTBoom

    Memorizing today’s list of departments where he will refer questions?

  • grais

    “Pleasepleaseplease don’t make me go out there. PULEEEEEASE! Throw me under the bus! Break my kneecaps! Anything! But PLEASE don’t make me go out there again!”

  • ceemack

    Okay, just a little pinprick.

    There’ll be no more “auuuugggggghhhhhh”,
    but you may feel a little sick.

    Can you stand up?

    I do believe it’s working. Good.

    That’ll keep you going for the press conference.

    Come on, it’s time go.

    • Finrod Felagund

      +1 for the Pink Floyd reference alone.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      #ComfortablyNumb #PinkFloydTheWall #MusicTriviaTime He’s glued to his chair watching TV while his handlers groom him… XD #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      #ComfortablyNumb #PinkFloydTheWall #MusicTriviaTime He’s glued to his chair watching TV while his handlers groom him… XD #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Sharkteeth

    Corporal LeBeau baked a pie for him..

  • Devon Dibley

    Last minute checking of newspapers so he knows what’s going on.

  • Devon Dibley

    Perhaps he’s been fettered.

  • mike_in_kosovo

    Unfettered pre-briefing talk with Kathryn Ruemmler, Kathryn Ruemmler, Kathryn Ruemmler?

  • Silence Nobody

    Sideshow Carnival Jay was late because he was playing liars’ poker with JB the Clown. He lost his Pelosi fanny pack

  • Finrod Felagund

    Give him a break. It’s hard work trying to keep all your lies straight and consistent.

    • MyrmidoNOT

      No break…

      Based on recent recants…he’s not working at all, let alone ‘hard’…
      …as for the ‘spinning’…it’s supposed to be “consistent and believable” . 😉

      • Finrod Felagund

        Sorry, I neglected to close my sarcasm tag.

        • MyrmidoNOT

          Nah, don’t worry…just had to “pound” the spin-meister (Jay) …
          and I couldn’t “allow” an implication that he actually “works”…
          (Knew what-you-meant…and why). 😉

  • disqus_vBPUouMLaI

    He was in the situation room with the President planning the Kenya thing. Ken ya think up another lie Jay boy?

  • Steve_J

    His fresh supply of Depends hadn’t arrived yet.

  • PAttyconservatopia

    Why was @PresSec late? He has lots of lies to get straight & remember. It takes a lot of time.

  • ObamaFail

    He’s trying to figure out if a Press Secretary can plead the fifth when being bombarded with real questions from the press.

  • MyrmidoNOT

    When you “lie like a rug”…it is difficult to reach the podium…

  • Wiki David

    he’s getting his press briefing from MSNBC.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    They were revising the talking points…A Dozen times! #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • http://www.FunDMental.com TheRealJackpineSavage

    He’s watching TV, so he and his boss can find out what his administration is doing today.

  • http://www.FunDMental.com TheRealJackpineSavage

    He’s watching TV, so he and his boss can find out what his administration is doing today.