Zing!

Once again, President Obama was late for a presser.

What a disgrace. Twitter users kindly offer of reasons for his tardiness, much like they hilariously do for the perpetually late Jay Carney.

Beautiful. Remember, President Obama only finds out what is going on in his own administration when he sees it on the news. Or reads it in the newspapers, according to fellow know-nothing Attorney General Holder.

Yep, he was late last night, too. #ReasonsObamaIsLate continued today.

They can’t. They are waiting for their charm offensive donuts or perhaps a photo montage.

Tags:
  • Paul

    He was hoping it would rain.

  • RblDiver

    Too busy covering his head with a pillow yelling “La la la la la” while policy is being performed so he can say that he had no idea. Except when he must be The Smartest President Evah!™

  • BlahBlah

    He couldn’t put down Grand Theft Auto.

    • Clayton Grant

      Correction: Grand Theft America

      • BlahBlah

        I stand corrected.

      • LinTaylor

        With the mod installed where, instead of hookers, you beat up conservatives and steal their money.

        • shimauma

          and burn the US flag

        • shimauma

          and burn the US flag

      • LinTaylor

        With the mod installed where, instead of hookers, you beat up conservatives and steal their money.

  • Joe W.

    Those poor dudes holding the umbrella so Barky and his muzzie buddy don’t get wet must be getting awful tired arms…..

    • bidentime

      Proof Obama is not afraid to call in the Marines when he feels it necessary.

  • twinx

    Reggie wanted another go round.

  • BlahBlah

    Stalin called. He wanted his playbook back.

    • MyrmidoNOT

      Hmmm…here I thought it was the ‘congratulatory’ phonecon,
      “for having successfully implemented it”… Darn… 😉

      • BlahBlah

        No because Barry denies he’s a communist and refuses to give credit where credit is due.

        • MyrmidoNOT

          Darn (again)… 😉

          But, but, but…it IS “Joe’s” playbook.
          (And I didn’t imply he’ll give credit…to “Joe”…??)

          Edit: Meant the phonecon ‘from’ Joe…to “teh oone”…btw.

        • MyrmidoNOT

          Darn (again)… 😉

          But, but, but…it IS “Joe’s” playbook.
          (And I didn’t imply he’ll give credit…to “Joe”…??)

          Edit: Meant the phonecon ‘from’ Joe…to “teh oone”…btw.

  • John LaRosa

    If Sandra Fluke were that “late”, Barack would have speed-dialed Gosnell. #justsaying

    • lmfer

      Oh my.

    • BlahBlah

      Is it wrong that I LOLed a lot?

    • disappearing moderate

      That’s mean. I like it!

    • Jeremy

      ha ha probably

  • MyrmidoNOT

    Unmotivated.

    Not like “teh oone” would miss a ‘tee’ time, or anything…

  • http://www.google.com/profiles/david.dlpe daviddlpe

    Man! What does it take to get a tweet mentioned on Twitchy? I thought I had at least one good one in there. 😉

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #ReasonsObamaIsLate Conferring with Carney, Clinton, Nuland, Rhodes, Axelrod, Jarrett, Holder to agree about what they knew and when they knew it.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    #reasonsobamaislate Taking bets from Axelrod n Jarrett whether the press would buy the “I didn’t know about the AG report” obfuscation. AP did.

  • Devon Dibley

    Busy checking the news to see what’s going on.

  • Devon Dibley

    Busy checking the news to see what’s going on.

  • barney59

    Narcissist all the way…

  • barney59

    Narcissist all the way…

  • Guest

    Too busy watching his “flustered clock”…?

  • Jeremy

    He was obviously busy trying to look for people to run his bus over.

  • NH

    He had to get himself fettered.

  • jebjr

    Either listening to wiretaps or forwarding his latest enemies list to the IRS.

  • EGM57

    This moron has never understood that he is suppose to work for the American people… something I’ve still not seen even ONCE… while he racks up trillions for us without proper representation for us… all by himself… as well as the millions to protect him while he, nad/or his wife, runs off on vacation or to be on some talk show. They’ve no problem with slavery as long as their the owners.