Chirp, chirp, chirp.
As Twitchy reported, the mockery began before the press briefing did as Twitter users wondered, “where in the world is Jay Carney?” Once again, he was late to a briefing. So many scandals, so little time!
He finally showed up and pitifully attempted a joke. With pictures.
Pathetic sucking up, Jay? The charm donuts didn’t work, huh?
Um. Not all the time.
If only! Dana Perino predicted that someone in the White House would be leaving to “spend more time with his or her family,” but it wouldn’t be a communications person. Sadly, Carney is what passes for “communication” in this White House.