Oh my! Prince Harry is embarking on a whirlwind American tour.

First stop? Washington, D.C. Get ready ladies!

Totally at the ready? Senate staffers:


Mad twirling of hair begins!



This staffer is sadly lost.

Oh no! Tragedy strikes.

Media get ready to squee, too.


Coming soon on his tour is a trip to New Jersey.

No word yet if Snooki will be there to greet him.


More swooning.


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  • FaithColeridge33

    You know that Rotunda was as moist as a snack cake. Thank God he got some outside genes. Smartest thing Di ever did. He is still getting better looking as he ages. He doesn’t seem to be disintegrating like his brother.

    • Gregg Hammerquist

      Well, physically. William will always be his moral superior.

    • Guest

      To be fair, he doesn’t bear the weight of having the crown on his head one day.

      • $18912735

        What a horrible cross to bear – the weight of the crown, I mean. Unfathomable wealth stripped from the people of England over a thousand years, no real responsibility, fawning masses of morons, servants at your every beck and call. Must be a real nightmare…

        • ozconservative

          As opposed to:

          Unfathomable wealth stripped from the people of America over 4 years, no real responsibility, fawning masses of morons and the mass media at your beck and call..

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Sorry ladies, but I gotta say…….. when these Senate Staffers start acting like tweenie girl groupies waiting for Justin Bieber, it starts to seriously wreak of desperation and pre-puebecent infatuation………..

    • grais

      And that explains, partly, why we’re in the mess we’re in, and how we got here.

    • ozconservative

      It’s understandable…..there’s not many real men in DC these days, and those few are spoken for.

  • MJ Pauls

    Ladies, ladies… stop with the hair twirling. It’s very damaging!

    – Signed, A Hair Nerd 😉

  • froggy19510

    Ya. Well it’s nothing like 1964 when the Beetles got here. So there!
    What a hoot! You would think these women would have better things to do than stock an average looking readheaded punk from the UK! I guess he has good teeth though.
    Big Harry deal!

    • Mamaelk09

      Wouldn’t it be funny if he gave out bouncy balls with his face on them and said here ladies have some Harry balls.

      • froggy19510

        I didn’t want to go there……but since you did. Hahahahaha

  • walterc

    Are they hoping to be invited to his next hotel party? Because there is no way he would ever marry an American.

    • TocksNedlog

      Who said they’re looking to get married?


      • walterc

        Every girl’s dream is to marry a prince.

    • ozconservative

      Why not??? It’s happened before.

      • walterc

        You’re right, I forgot about Princess Grace Kelly.

  • Mamaelk09

    Look out ladies your gold digger is showing a little.

  • tops116

    To be fair, this is one of those rare times where a figure of authority worth respecting actually set foot in Washington.

    • $18912735

      “figure of authority”? WTF.

      • ozconservative

        Anyone who flies Apaches and kills Taliban is worthy of respect.

      • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

        Prince Harry
        Figure of authority=Captain in the Royal Army.
        Figure of authority=Pilot of Apache Helicopters

  • Clayton Grant

    Piers Morgan is reported to be all atwitter.

    • trixiewoobeans

      No, he’s all a-twat-ter!

  • mdtljt

    After the way this administration has disrespected England I’m surprised he’d set foot in DC…or would be allowed to.

  • grais

    He’s coming to my area next week to look at Sandy damage. What good that’s gonna do anyone hasn’t been explained yet, but some people are already wetting themselves.

  • Pulmon_de_Susan

    So glad to see MY EFING TAX DOLLARS at work…

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Welcome to WASHED-UP-TOWN, D.C. (Den of CRONYISM!), Your Highness… I hope you enjoy your stay. Jawamax 8<{D}

  • DurkaDurka

    Met by two of the biggest douche bags in DC. How embarassing.

  • detroit19

    BENGHAZI, jobs, unemployment, taxes, Obamacare (same, same, I know), border security, jobs…these are some of my ‘favorite’ things to care about.

  • MisterIncredible

    I don’t understand what he sees in America.

    • waltzingmtilda

      Valid point. But I sure do understand what America sees in him!