Cinco de Mayo? More like Chill-o de Mayo. Americans take to Twitter to bemoan the lack of Spring.
The operative word is “blanket.”
Our four-legged friends can’t escape the chill either.
Damn straight, South! This does not suit.
Al Gore is on the receiving end of some of the non-stop chill wrath.
Heh. Of course, Al Gore doesn’t need any blankets. He is bundling up by wrapping himself up in his mounds of scam-earned (and sweet Big Oil money) cash.