Nothing like a little levity during a tense situation. As Twitchy reported, suspicious package reports caused the evacuations of Senate buildings today.

On Twitter, this was cause to let one’s 12-year-old inner self out. Suspicious Package? As FTR Radio’s Fingers Malloy would say, we saw them at Lollapalooza ’97. Anthony Weiner was the lead singer.

No word yet if the sealed envelopes contained junk mail. Ah, Twitter. Weiner jokes for the win!


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  • Guest

    Future Headline: New Leader of NYC Changes Name to Celebrate Victory–
    Introducing Oscar, Mayor Weiner!

  • ceemack

    Stop making fun of Anthony Weiner. I hear he’s a stand-up guy.

  • Bill DeKatt

    N. Y. POST

    • Donna W

      Win ^ lol

  • Tom Anderson

    LOL, thanks Twitchy staff, I needed a good LOL, its been a really hard day!

  • Ⓔⓢⓣ⋅Ⓠⓤⓞⓓ⋅Ⓔⓢⓣ

    how about a package of wienerschnitzel? (thank you, thank you…)

  • Ⓔⓢⓣ⋅Ⓠⓤⓞⓓ⋅Ⓔⓢⓣ

    how about a package of wienerschnitzel? (thank you, thank you…)

  • Samh09

    These Weiner jokes are really on the rise.

  • Orlando Cee

    You gotta admit, Weiner has some balls.

    • Donna W

      Yeah, maybe he’ll tweet pics of his buns too