New tone!

Yes. He’s awfully brave to come to the rescue of a Hollywood celebrity, isn’t he? Aww, Duncan Sheik is so vewwy angwy that Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld has been righteously calling out actor Jim Carrey on his gun-grabbing ‘Cold Dead Hand’ jackassery. Calling gun owners “heartless motherf**kers” and mocking the late Charlton Heston? Totally fine. And if you dare call him on it, Duncan will punch you in the neck.

And it is so very courageous that he deleted that tweet. But, sorry Duncan: Twitchy and Twitter are forevah.

Of course, like Jim Carrey, Duncan Sheik is trying to prop up his (one-hit wonder) career by politicizing tragedies. You see, he is releasing a gun-grabbing song as well.

“Lay Down Your Weapons” was written in 2011, while Sheik was on tour in Indonesia. “I have been playing it live during the past couple of tours and there have been many requests that I release some version of it,” Sheik says of the song. “Because of the the ongoing, senseless gun violence that is plaguing America I felt even more acutely that I wanted this song to be available to anyone who wanted to hear it. The lyric was not written as a political statement and is obviously a metaphor about fraught human relationships but I do feel personally there are many types of weapons out there that need to be ‘laid down’ for good and forever. Thank you for listening.”

Not a political statement. Even though he is releasing it due to “ongoing, senseless gun violence that is plaguing America.”

Convenient! Duncan Sheik continues to expose his hate and his idiocy.


Greg Gutfeld takes to Twitter to respond and destroys Sheik.

A joke. Like Jim Carrey’s emoticons; he is totally loving and just joking! Serious You Guys.

It’s par for the course, Mr. Sheik. The oh-so-tolerant Left? They always attack. Civility for thee, but not for me. Every time.

Sadly, Mr. Sheik didn’t learn and continues with the foolish.

Absurdity! Why can’t you bitterly clinging rubes just let him say whatever violent thing he wants with no questions? He then, of course, seeks out crapweasel Dana Vachon. As Twitchy reported, he jumped aboard the Fox News-bashing train.

Brothers. In hateful arms. Sheik then, of course, retweeted Jim Carrey. Fan boy!


We are “barely breathing”: Due to gasping for breath with giggles over this awesome mockery.

Stay tuned?

Bingo. Also, embrace the power of “and.”

Update: Threatening to punch someone in the neck is actually not a threat, rubes!

  • Joel A. Edge

    Duncan who?

    • 98ZJUSMC

      No clue. I listened to a lot of pop in the 90’s (it was a jukebox out of my control). Maybe if he punched me in the neck a few times I might recall it.

    • cgraham77

      I own several Sedaris books, and while his writings may be popular, esp. for those who enjoy dark comedy, I would hardly say he is so widely known as to drop references and think that most people would know what the hell you’re talking about. They wouldn’t.

      • cgraham77

        Ugh!!! Stupid twitchy app! My comment was supposed to be in response to ZekeTX.

        This app has done this several times now, when I post from my iPhone, it will leave the response in the wrong place!

        Here’s where I now copy and paste my comment where it was supposed to be. My apologies, Joel.

    • John

      Never heard of him. My playlist starts with AC/DC and ends with ZZ Top.

      • CherDash

        <3 your playlist, @yahoo-KDX6MKQ3V5OZ3RG5FXUQIAJ5DU:disqus!

  • radjahshelduck

    Is this Duncan Sheik the same guy as the Iron Sheik?

    • Brett McMicken

      no. he is the tinfoil sheik

    • Nate Whilk

      No, he’s the doughnut sheik.

    • JesusWired

      No, he’s the Harlem Sheik.

  • Beau Nuerr

    Is he the AWA wrestler dude who used to fight Hacksaw Jim Duggan?

  • PeterP

    How bright can a person be to not recognize the irony in opposing violence by threatening violence. Liberals are the most un-self-ware people on the planet. “What hump?”

    • rickbright

      Oh they are aware alright…but the good liberal doesn’t like being convicted of any kind of moral wrong…so ignore the issue and blather wildly, threaten violence (usually hired out to union thugs), hide behind “new words”…like racist and bigot and homophobic…lest we forget “mean spirited”…and never forget to butt out anyone making a valid point or change the subject when the answer isn’t politically correct and there you go….liberal lunacy gone a muck in a wild tangent of “oh yeah” and “I’m not listening to you!” in a screeching, vile, almost uncontrollable tangent of gone by Hitler speeches about Jews!

  • Timmmmm

    He had a mild hit named Barely Breathing in 96-97. Perhaps he wrote it in reference to being punched in the neck himself.

    • yerkiddenright

      Barely Breathing — a perfect, predictive metaphor for his career.

    • Sam I. Metler

      I had to actually look this guy up, and at fist still didn’t know who he was. Then I
      realized I didn’t care because anyone that defends Jim C is as lost. Greg is
      taking this like a man, being a man and not making threats like Jim and this
      other nobody. I guess has-beens or never-were’s stick together.

      • thetawake

        Hahahaha…..”at fist”! Priceless typo…

    • mbh2mt2d

      Never heard of him….probably a good thing as my stomach reacts violently to bad music.

    • Frank Drebin

      He was injured. Injured bad.

    • Sherri Cruz (D-Ret)

      Wow, his self-posted YouTube site has FOUR, count em, FOUR subscribers…

      • JeffDeWitt

        I think I’ve got more than that, and I’ve never posted anything except a couple of car videos!

    • Deron Reid

      that was the hit! i couldn’t remember which song it was. and i really did not want to go look it up. sincerely, thanks for the trivial pursuit answer.

    • Brett McMicken

      duck and shriek

    • Jay Medeiros

      Barely Breathing… a bit like his musical career

  • seanmahair

    When the left has no leg to stand on they break off their other leg to assault someone with. Sigh. (and Carrey IS a moron)

    • gjsmith_62

      Black Knight: It’s just a flesh wound.

  • sarainitaly

    I had no idea who he is, but on twitter he says he is a Buddhist. Not exactly sure what Buddha would say about wanting to punch someone in the neck, but me thinks it is not very Buddha like behavior.

    “..most known for his 1996 debut single “Barely Breathing”,

    That’s funny, since apparently his career is barely breathing….

    • TugboatPhil

      Buddha says, “Man who warns foe to bring gun to neck punching fight is stupid.”

      • Diane Stephan


      • Sam I. Metler

        No that is freaking FUNNY!!!!!

      • Elke E. Wilhelm

        I adore TugboatPhil!

      • hatsylady

        Hilarious!! You made my day

    • Lola Twelve

      What better a way to stir up some positive liberal PR than to go after the Right’s most dangerous man… ?

      • Brian H (wackobird)

        …….*gasp* Is Gutfeld MORE dangerous than Chuck Norris???????? The only reason I am still drawing breath is because I am not worth the time it would take Chuck Norris to kill me……

    • $4356589

      Retard, “punch in the neck” is in reference to a popular piece of literature. Oh wait, I forgot, conservatards can’t read…they need everything spoon-fed to them.

      • stacy_e

        Zeke, Sedaris’ book doesn’t count as literature. You have to go to the section of the library that doesn’t have the picture books or books written by Hollywood personalities to find literature.

      • sarainitaly

        Which one of his books?

        Oh wait, I can’t read…how do I know what you just wrote? oh noooos.

        Nice, “retard” conservatard” Perhaps you should pick up a book now and then, and learn something beyond words ending in “tard”.

      • Guest

        Another leftist with the intellect of a dung beetle… I think the WH is looking for you to clean some toilets.

        • Red Fred

          Or implement some foreign policy directives.

      • cgraham77

        I own several Sedaris books, and while his writings may be popular, esp. for those who enjoy dark comedy, I would hardly say he is so widely known as to drop references and think that most people would know what the hell you’re talking about. They wouldn’t!!! So don’t pretend to be intellectually superior. Yes, I said “pretend.”

        • Karin_A

          I own all of Sedaris’ books, and I don’t know this reference.

      • tops116

        Did you even know who Sedaris was or the reference before Shiek pulled that lame-ass excuse? Yeah, didn’t think so.

      • John

        Sorry, my English Lit. courses couldn’t squeeze it in among Edgar Allan Poe, Stephen Crane, William Shakespeare, Mary Shelley, and Chaucer. Next time I bump into the Jesuits I’ll inform them that you disapprove.

      • $22639970

        “… I forgot, conservatards can’t read.”

        And libtards can’t reason.

      • stevejbrown50

        We can read well enough to know that you’re a [email protected] worthless liberal @sshole!

  • Dale Weeks

    Aside from Gutfeld, I’ve no idea who any of these people are. Just as well they seem hardly memorable.

  • HARP2

    Is he the guy who invented condoms ?

    • lainer51

      HA HA HA – too bad his Dad didn’t use one.

  • Andy Rigo

    I’ll admit it. I really like “Barely Breathing.” But I’ll never listen to it the same now. Shut up and sing! This guy really can’t afford to alienate half his meager audience.

    • TomJB

      I had to look up the video on youtube but I remember the song now. I suppose it does say something about this level of narcissism that the girl in the video could almost be his double.

    • okieeagle

      He has an audience?

  • Aaron1960

    Hilarious reading. Bring it on every Monday!

  • Jim Denney

    I’ve had naps longer than Shiek’s career, but it’s interesting to see Carrey, Piehole Whatshisname, and this idiot scrambling to recycle their 15 minutes of fame.

  • Jd1367

    “Hey @TheDuncanSheik you’re the fortran of pop music.” <— had me laughing throughout the day yesterday

  • Steve_J

    Does Duncan Sheik also tweet under @the_ironsheik?

  • RblDiver

    “All this senseless gun violence. And if you disagree with me, I’ll hit you!”

  • Ray

    Who is this Sheik guy?

    • itsatax

      I don’t KNOW, but you PEOPLE ARE all Islamophobes!

      • okieeagle

        Yeah, so….

  • DevilDog Ding

    I thought Duncan Sheik was a brand of condoms.

    • Grumpa Grumpus

      I had misplaced my glasses…

      Going through quickly when I first read it, I read Duncan Shrek — and thought there was another movie coming out.

      (…and yes, I enjoyed #s.1 & 3 very much!)

      I feel somewhat cheated now…

  • papertiger0

    Originally intended as a “throwaway” track written to complete the album, the song catapulted Sheik to fame as his breakout hit, entering the top 20 of the U.S. Billboard charts, peaking at #16, and holding steady for a record-breaking 55 weeks.

    That’s the wiki for the song “barely breathing” off the debut album titled “Duncan Sheik: Barely Breathing”. Seem likely that the only memorable song of the album “Barely Breathing” would be a “throwaway track written just to complete the album” named after it?

    • okieeagle

      Someone got creative with that Wiki eh?

  • wwbdinct

    Why are those on the left constantly bullying Greg Gutfeld? Hey Greg – if you need a bodyguard, I’m available. I don’t own a weapon but I do have stillettos. One shoe is all that would be needed to take down a wussy libbie.

    • therantinggeek

      *sharpens heels of said stilettos for you, then tips them with stainless steel*

      • wwbdinct

        Uh oh! Assault Stilletto’s! Don’t give these lefties any new ideas……

        • Im_Done

          They only wear Birkenstocks.

    • David Campbell

      I will knock out any left winger and Stand by you Brother Greg 😀

      • rickbright

        Have you ever seen a progressive go after Sarah Palin’s husband or boys?…why?…because they would stomp the crap out of people like letterman and maher….

        • rinodino


        • rickg62

          Todd must be the most forgiving man in the world to not respond to scum such as Maher and Letterman. I can’t imagine how he can sit and listen to and read some of the things said about his wife and daughters. He’s a better man than I would be.

        • hatsylady

          The cowardly left would never insult Sarah in front of the Palin men. But I would pay to see them do it.

    • Jim

      Plenty of self-loathing liberals out there who would pay good money for that kind of action. Dominatrixes are cheaper than therapists, you know.

    • Princess_Jen

      Hell I have doc martins, between the two of us he’ll be safe as a baby in swaddling cloths.

      • R.C.

        I havent had doc martins since hardcore (sick of it all / madball / call to arms) was trying to make a comeback. about the same time this Sheik fellow had his hit. as i understand

  • notenoughtime

    Twitter is the great equalizer that highlights the moron in those who usually can hide behind a publicist or press release.

  • ModernDayMom

    Politics aside, we’re just embarrassed to see this because–as he’s noted in interviews–Duncan’s mother is a good Republican, and we hate to think of them arguing on Easter.

  • S H

    “So psyched for game of thrones …”

    Yeah; life was peaceful before guns…

    • AWomaninTX

      I caught the irony of that, too.

    • HFW

      I’ll be laughing on this one all day…

    • 98ZJUSMC

      ‘zactly! I had to do the “bug-eyed” stare at the monitor on that one.

    • Beth Larsen

      Wish DS could read this one… brilliant.

  • JustMe

    Funny, I thought a Duncan Sheik was a middle-eastern version of a Dutch Oven…tee hee :)

  • lainer51

    and who the hell is DUNKIN SHEET?

  • Rusty Shackleford

    I hope Mr. Sheik doesn’t have a weapon or a CHP/CCW. Because this would be a very good disqualifying factor. Plus, who the hell is he? He looks like a Dawson’s Creek character.

  • ceemack

    I was stuck between “Who’s Duncan Sheik?” and “Who’s David Sedaris?”

    • 98ZJUSMC

      *shakes head and shrugs shoulders*

      Not. A. Clue.

    • Roto

      Sheik’s the guy who Bluto grabbed his guitar & busted it in “Animal House” :-)

      • BobB59

        That was actually Steven Bishop

        • Roto

          yea, I know (Stephen…). I had his “Careless” album and Seals & Crofts on 8-track for chick-purposes only :-)

  • TocksNedlog

    “Well, isn’t that just like a liberal? Bringing a neck punch to a gun fight.”

    • Roto

      yea, who in the Wide Wide World of Sports threatens to punch somebody in the….. neck?!?! Homage or not, that’s a wuss-azz liberal for ya…

      • JoeBideyourtime

        Seems strange to reference an unknown quote to use on Gutfeld. Who can figure liberal logic?

    • $22639970

      That’s hilarious, Tocks.

  • Ray_Van_Dune

    I was told there would be no IT jokes here!

  • Ray_Van_Dune

    Liberals think that “irony” is an adjective like “silvery” or “coppery”, only rust-colored.

    • Grumpa Grumpus


    • $22639970

      Head of the class, Ray. LMAO!

  • 98ZJUSMC

    Evidently, this guy is angling for a part in the upcoming blockbuster – “Irrelevant and More Irrelevant”.

  • RevDrEBuzz

    Where is he a waiter at?

  • rogueco

    I hate to admit it, but I think I have the cassette single stored in a box somewhere. If I find it, I might be making a “cassette vs. AR-15” video.

  • itsatax

    Leave 20th Century Lite Rock aloooooone!

  • Ryan

    In defense of Duncan Sheik, he has released several albums of amazing music since his one hit wonder. His live shows are fantastic as well. He is a very talented musician and songwriter, (unlike jim carrey who is a hack) even if he is a lefty politically, which is the unfortunate case of 99% of the music industry. He, and all the rest, should just shut up and play their guitars, as the more they talk about politics, the more fans they drive away.

  • Peace&JusticeLady

    I had never, ever, heard of this guy before now. Maybe he should go back to his dark cave.

  • $27789750

    Who is Duncan Sheik? Guess I’ll have to research this guy. How come these folks keep appearing out of the ether? Then get swept back in just as quickly.(10 min later) OK….heard a smidge of 3 of his tunes and they all sounded a lot alike. Message music is not for me , but I know many like it. His music a tad tinny I thought.

  • BobB59

    For the record, this conservative likes his one hit and I have enjoyed many of Dave Sedaris’ audio essays. I don’t know his reference to punching in the neck, but knowing Sedaris material, I’m sure it was meant in absurd jest. I’m giving him a pass on this one.

  • j Ray

    Duncan Sheik. Sheik. There used to be a Sheik brand of condoms. How fitting, given that Duncan Sheik is A BIG FAT PRICK!

  • Randi Starr

    My granny told me when a mans mouth works alot….there’s another part of him that don’t.

  • gjsmith_62

    What’s all this fuss I keep hearing about violins on the internets?

    Never mind!

  • Gregg Hammerquist

    I’ve never even heard of this guy or his songs…and I’m old enough to have. That’s sad.

    • okieeagle

      No, not sad. Don’t worry dude, you haven’t missed ANYTHING in not having heard of him.

  • Garth Haycock

    I had to google this Duncan Sheik character. It didn’t help me know who he is, so I looked up the song Barely Breathing on youtube. Never heard that song before. I guess I should pay more attention to crappy music.

  • Vikki Prince Rosich

    This website is my comedy central. Thanks everyone!

  • LibLieExposer

    Too bad Duncan Sheik’s dad didn’t WEAR a Sheik to prevent Duncan from being created.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Done-can Sheik? Hmmm…..oh, yeah…no, wait…….never heard of him.

  • DirtyDave

    All I can say is, who is Duncan Sheik, or The Duncan Sheik, or whatever he is? I have never heard of him.

    Really, who cares what this guy has to say?

  • BackwardsBoy

    Duncan who?

  • rbeccah

    I feel all the richer for never knowing who Duncan Sheik is.

  • David Henderson


  • David Campbell

    Left wing people are not only idiots but are worthless!

  • Kimberly Tidwell Storey

    you may find Greg harder to put back on that shelf than it was to pull him down. I’m even shorter than Greg & believe me I know he can run thru him like a fire, fast and furious. Duncan, get a life. You can speak freely but tread lightly when threatening someone. You could end up in your own batch of trouble and needing to wear a jumpsuit behind those walls. I hope he puts a big ol whoop@$$ on him…..but I know that Greg is too classy to be doing anything like that, acting all hard core on his keyboard. That’s pretty easy when not being face to face.

    I am sure the world can make your career to fall on it’s face. I have never heard of that guy that is threatening Greg……yet I know about Greg. What does that say about the breakdown of the world.

  • disqus_FlD2VMR2RJ

    One-hit wonder musician attempting to boost his flamed out career by riding the coat tails of a fading HD suffering Canadian comdeian whose career is slowly turning as cold like an inactive lava field.

  • Donna W

    Learn something new everyday – today I learned who Duncan Sheik is. Then I was compelled to go hear the ONE song he was ‘most’ famous for, and I actually remember hearing it – maybe in an elevator or something.

    At least his jackassery towards Greg Gutfeld proves that he made it out of alcohol rehab intact.

  • MovingToNevada

    I never heard of this Drunken Sheik guy…

    • Jim

      He’s a genius in France.

  • obathos

    Is it a good or bad thing I’ve never heard of Duncan Sheik?

  • Januario

    Oh, just join the O’Jay’s Love Train, ya… that’l work. Have you been outside lately?

  • Denise Strong

    So the left has no problem making everyone in the country as defenseless as the teachers at Newtown.

  • Symph2001

    Here’s the video. 37 whole people have seen it. 5 liked it.

  • David Wrucke

    Duncan Sheik, even your “one hit” sucks

  • Dave Suchy

    gutfeld’s neck would break his hand. maybe he should look up Greg’s resume, Im not sayin Greg is some scary badass, but wouldnt an editor of a men’s fitness mag have a lil more punch than some guy thats still wishing he had a career.

  • okieeagle

    Wow twitchy, by responding to this liberal dickhead you’ve revived his career. I think I’ll threaten a conservative news personality and possibly become an internet phenom overnight. Unfortunately I can’t do it without likely repeating some stupid libtard.

    • Jim

      One Tweet slapfight isn’t enough to revive a career that’s been dead as Dillinger for almost 20 years. He’ll get a few new lefty followers on Twitter, but his musical career will stay six feet under, where it belongs.

  • Proud2bfromtheUSA

    Sorry I do not remember his one hit wonder and don’t really want to look it up on youtube because I am afraid they may take that as a hit for him and I would hate to increase his # I would prefer to treat him like Sam Neil’s character treated Queen Mab in the 1998 movie Merlin and ignore him so he will cease to exist.


    Who is this #thedunkinsheik seems like I’m back in 1960 again oh how I miss the cut downs they were so much fun

  • thushjz

    As a Working musician and a Christian Conservative that used to live in L.A….this reveals what I deal with on a daily basis. Duncan very foolishly writes a song called “lay down your weapons,” and then offers to punch Greg Guttfield in the neck..I can vouch for this type of hypocrisy from leftist musicians because I see it constantly, and Greg is right, If you’re conservative and a working pro musician you have enemies that do not hire you…

  • Mapache

    Duncan Sheik! Finn is gonna “puncha yo buns!”

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    “Neck punch”?

    Isn’t that the tool elderly Goths use to pierce their wattle to use for neck jewelry?

  • Gunilla Skoglund

    Twitter is the biggest waste of time ever. Who is the unemployed retard who invented it?

  • Christopher C. Lanham III

    Dudes & dudets! I would place any of you losers in a crucifix suplex, if any of you ever tried to place a hand, punch or weapon of your choices, is fun to me. I will/would pull you pants down, and stick at least my foot right up any of your rear-ends! Got it?!

    • Jim

      Whatever does it for ya. Just don’t disturb me too much- I’m blogging over here.

  • chevyll

    Never heard of this guy so i looked him up on you tube… Still don’t recognize him. I guess i must have been hiding under a rock in 96…anyway i played the The song. You all are being way to kind to call this a hit. Honestly, the song sucks.

  • Donald Koller

    Who is this Duncan idiot? Why is he relevant to anything.

  • Right Wired

    The Dalai Lama revoked his “Buddhist” card

  • ctmom

    What’s a Duncan Sheik?

  • 3D Sales Group

    Never heard of him, but this stuff is hysterical…first threaten, then apologize, then hide… and hope that Greg forgets about it… :)~

  • dthur1003

    Barely Breathing, that accounts for the oxygen deficient brain functions !!!

  • dthur1003

    Just looking for another 15 seconds of fame !!!

  • alvinjh

    Gutfield was threatened by a condom?

  • dthur1003

    We can thank Piers Morgan for starting the washed-up, has-been parade of looney lefties !!!

  • Thevelvetkitten

    Who is Duncan Sheik?

  • A Willful Boy

    Wow, pretty impressive that he was able to get the @Theduncansheik handle for himself. Would have thought the cyber-squatters woulda been all over that one!

  • Guest

    Duncan is a great song writer and singer. He was won some great award in the recent future but because its not talked about on Fox news.. i guess it dont mean nothin. I am not for or against anybody in this argument. Sad world and sad populous we have become. Mob rules once again, Lets be honest, if your employed by main street media.. your a sell out if your stuff is censored and ok with it.

    • ImTheNana

      “He was won some great award in the recent future”

      Can I borrow your crystal ball?

  • My Vacation Buddy

    Duncan is a great song writer and singer. He has was won some great awards in the recent past but because its not talked about on Fox news.. i guess it dont mean nothin. I am not for or against anybody in this argument. Sad world and sad populous we have become. Mob rules once again, Lets be honest, if your employed by main street media.. your a sell out if your stuff is censored and ok with it.

  • My Vacation Buddy

    Duncan is a great song writer and singer. He has was won some great award in the recent past but because its not talked about on Fox news.. i guess it dont mean nothin. I am not for or against anybody in this argument. Sad world and sad populous we have become. Mob rules once again, Lets be honest, if your employed by main street media.. your a sell out if your stuff is censored and ok with it.

  • alumin

    If Duncan Sheik defends Jim Carrey….I’ll be REALLY excited to see what Scritti Politti has to say! 😉

  • Fiala

    so what was his one hit? I have never heard of him before today

  • Stan

    @TheDuncanSheik Isn’t he the guy who played the cop who drank the bottle of piss in that awesome movie ” Dumb & Dumber “? And then wrote a song about it, Barely Breathing……..

  • John W. Kerr

    Who is this guy, and why would we care? If every moron in unholywood were stacked end to end what would be the difference between them and cordwood?

  • Swen Swenson

    Duncan Sheik, internet tough guy and street fighting god! The only thing needed to complete the cliche is for someone to reveal that he’s living in his Mom’s basement….

  • Hope Johnson Cochran

    This is hilarious! I didn’t even know Duncan before today…I don’t remember his song either…

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    The thing I remember most about the video is, the tall, smiley pixie-esque brunette reminds me of my Aunt Marie when she was young….GET OFF THAT CELL PHONE, GIRL! #PopUpVideos #MusicTriviaTome Jawamax 8<{D}

  • David Townsend

    Yet another idle threat from a liberal keyboard tough guy. It should be noted that threatening a person over the internet is called “cyber-bullying” according to the wussified left. It should also be noted that this is a crime in all 50 states.

  • carolinelouise

    Never heard of this guy Duncan… Not smart to make threats like he has done. ignorance abounds….. Go Gregg!!!!! Love your show Red Eye and The Five!!!

  • arrow2010

    There has to be a guitar solo in here somewhere.

  • rinodino

    Very rich when conservatives are talking about one hit wonders, have you seen the list of conservative entertainers twitchy props up from time to time? … you put all them together and you might get one hit… Might

  • Lou Mazziotta

    By the looks of this guy duncan he probably would rather spank gutfelds butt and get a tingle up his leg like mathews does when he sees the chosen one no’bama.

  • JR48

    I went and listened to his one hit on youtube. I still don’t know who this yahoo is. LOL

  • joe

    So he’s against the use of guns, but using swords, knives, maces, spears, arrows, fire, catapults, dragons, demons and wildfire to slaughter thousands are okay because they are on television . . . Idiot.

  • Randy C. Lindsey

    Duncan, you pansy…lay off GG or you will have to deal with me.

  • SJ’s Dad


  • Jaynie59

    That is hilarious. I don’t laugh out loud all that often, but this post was very funny.

  • Jaynie59

    By the way, I’m stealing “libiot”. I’ve never seen that before but it’s perfect and I’m stealing it.

  • David

    The last, I mean, absolute last person you want to get involved with in a
    war of words is Greg Gutfield. He will have you drooling and acting
    like….well,Duncan Sheik.

  • Princess_Jen

    Seriously never heard of the guy. Guess he’s trying to jumpstart some relevancy.

  • Thor Odinsen

    next time he is in the city, I will get a ticket and then wait out at the fan greet area show him a correct version…. and how I perform an emergency tracheotomy.

  • Rachel

    I don’t care for anything he said, but he actually was a part of the musical Spring Awakening- which won 7 Tony awards. Which was around 2007 ish. So he has been at least a little bit relavent since the 90s.

  • Rob Stevely


    Who the hell is @TheDuncanSheik? ……….. That was my first thought.

  • trixiewoobeans

    What a perfect way to jumpstart a dead or dying career, or shine a spotlight on yourself and your new, (insert TV/ radio/ book/ movie/music) project…Conservative bashing, personal or policy! Really, Conservatives should be getting paid by Liberal entertainers for this valuable service. Nothing says “LOOK AT ME!” in the entertainment community quite like Conservative bashing!

  • sablegsd

    What kind of limp wristed moron threatens to punch someone in the neck? It’s nose, mouth, stomach you idiot.

    • Zanshi

      The neck is one of the weakest points in the body, if you look at it from a martial arts perspective. Think about it. You can kill someone if you hit someone’s wind pipe hard enough. That could have been taken as a death threat, and rightly so.

  • tops116

    Wow, this was a really unforced error on the part of the no-name singer we all had to Google to find out who he was. You can tell he realized he was losing and getting in trouble when he played the literary reference card. “Of course it was a literary reference. I just didn’t see fit to mention that until now. Stop laughing at me!”

  • Ben Bollman

    Glad that Duncan Sheik could take time away from working the counter at Wendy’s to tweet about a song he made in his basement about gun control.

  • Michelle

    I’m not sure he even qualifies for the status of “One Hit Wonder”. His album went only gold, not platinum. His only successful single peaked on the charts at #16. On the other hand, VH1 has featured him on the One Hit Wonders of the 90’s, so there’s that. This twitter exchange has already been referenced on his Wiki page saying the self-proclaimed non-violent Buddhist threatened to punch Greg. Watch Duncan try to delete THAT entry.

  • Cris Allen

    The theme of @TheDuncanSheik ‘s only real hit now seems so oddly appropriate as a description of his own behavior of late.

  • SonofaCV15

    So if Gutfield were to hit him back in the neck… Would that be hitting below the belt? Just askin’

  • Anderson

    I’ve lost track of how many threats of violence I got after politely posting my opinion of CDH on JCs FB pages. Figures his fans would be as offensive as he is.

    Just another has been trying to capture fickle fame. Gotta love the violence loving lefties!

  • Brad

    If Duncan Sheik is not actually famous or interesting, why do you care about his opinions?

  • Ken Alan Draper

    so a pasty-faced limp wristed little punk is making threats? LOL!!!!

  • Tango Niner

    Who is this no-nothing? Let me guess! Our justice system will overlook his direct threats? If I made this comment, you can be the authorities would be at my door immediately.

    Either way, I hope Greg has a gun on him as well. Justice served! I think Duncan just created his own personal restraining order.

    His career must be dead like Jimbo’s.

  • Beth Larsen

    At least he apologized. Not saying it makes it ok, but there are so many worse celebs to rip apart. So, so many.

  • $23621724

    This is the funniest thing I’ve read all day.

  • jebjr

    What is it with all of these Hollywood liberal one hit wonders thinking anyone gives a damn what they think. The past two weeks or so have been mind numbing with all of their incessant ranting. Can’t we just ignore them and hope they’ll go away? I know, wishful thinking.

  • Silenttype78

    I could spit with more force than Duncan Sheik could punch.

  • dmsday

    it’s hysterical, the duncansheik is apparently the only one who doesn’t see his hypocrisy. How typically liberal. I have no idea why i’m still shocked at how stupid people are. Least it’s good for a laugh, but that’s about it.

    In one barely breath, it’s not a “threat”, in another barely breath, it’s “not a real threat”. One might think mrthesheik is flailing aimlessly for a point, but of course, his point, it’s a fake threat.

    Well played mr the sheik. It’s a veiled death threat, but you really didn’t mean it. You have served yourself well sir. I won’t need to be reminded not to test your wit.

  • OrionElectra

    Not a fan of Sheik, or liberals etc… but towards the end, the guy DID end up confessing his mistake. This is a BIG accomplishment for any liberal, and should be praised.

    • txsrangers

      I was struck by that as well.

  • stevejbrown50

    Who the hell is Duncan Sheik?

  • txsrangers

    Liked the song, hate the liberalism.

  • Southern fried

    @greggutfeld ok … This is twitter “punch in the neck” is a reference to a David Sedaris book. It’s a crass joke. You know that right?

    No Duncan we dont know references that are as obscure as you are.

  • Mark81150

    I have no idea who this guy was.. and care nothing about his opinion. Greg however, is funny and insightful…. and threats over twitter are the play things of the stupid and petty minded coward. Not man enough to even see how hateful and bigoted the left is to anyone who doesn’t drink their koolaid.

  • Karin_A

    What is up with that tweet to Dana Vachon? Mommy! Mommy!

  • patrick quinn

    Was Larry Moe and Curly a song of his?Was it in Black & white or the colorized version?

  • Paul

    Typical Liberal to threaten someone and when called to the carpet back pedal and claim “it was just a joke” to keep from total humiliation and an ass kicking!

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  • Robin Nelson-Herlihy

    Duncan Sheik should have known better. Greg Gutfeld is the guru of sarcasm and one-two punches….he takes crap from nobody!