Hmm. Good question! As Twitchy reported, Jim Carrey’s anti-gun song, “Cold Dead Hand” was released yesterday. It mocks the late Charlton Heston, as well as gun owners. Remember, he previewed the release by proclaiming the song was for all the “heartless motherf**kers” who don’t care about the safety of our kids. As we noted, the video was released by Funny or Die and the song is available on iTunes. For 99 cents per download. Will the proceeds be given to charity, “funny man”?

CNN has a statement from anti-gun nut Carrey:

Carrey said in a statement that he found America’s rash of gun violence “frustrating” and the video was “my fun little way of expressing that frustration.”

Fun, profitable, same diff! Also, what on earth is “fun” about using the deaths of children to promote not only one’s agenda, but oneself? Unless by fun, he means deplorable.

Tasteless, offensive and morally repugnant. Twitter users agree and take the actor to the woodshed for dancing (and singing) on the graves of children.

A fellow anti-gun nut helps show the depth of the depravity.

Wow. What conviction! Totally about the children, unless, you know, he has to pay for just a song without bonus video included. Priorities! But, hey, he added #nomoreguns so he’s totally serious.

Other Twitter users continue to question why Carrey is such a douchetastic hypocrite by also profiting off of movies that glorify violence.

Profiting off of violence-glorification and dead children.

But it’s totally OK. He loves you. Even you ‘motherf*ckers.”

Even if the proceeds of the song will be given to charity, Mr. Carrey is promoting himself on the backs of the dead. As is Funny or Die; they aren’t a non-profit organization are they? HBO, a Funny or Die partner, would be surprised to learn that.

Update: Classy. Cashing in on tragedy and gloating about it.


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  • traffic_robot

    Way to get in front of this by announcing funds raised from the sale of this song would go to charity, before the inevitable backlash.


  • Spatial Awareness

    “Only the Devil’s true devotes will profit from the fear” ==> .@JimCarrey #iTunes #YourOwnWords

  • independentjones

    [… Jim Carrey ✔ @JimCarrey
    G’morning!Hope you’re enjoying Cold Dead Hand.FYI,my bodyguard doesn’t have a hundred rounds in his clip.I wish u all a bullet free day! ;^} …]

    Jim, you spelled “Cold Hard Cash” wrong.

    • Sam I. Metler

      Um no one has a hundred round clip so Jim C is telling the truth but he is packing at least 2 to 3 10+ round magizines. Jim C is a loser and needs the boost but in reality he is nobody.

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  • Lawrence Kennon

    Jim Carrey is a washed up Hollywood type trying to restart his career.


  • DavidKramer

    Self defense for me but not for thee…..excuse Jim while he profits off the death of children, his lies and cognitive dissonance will only prove to 1000s of indoctrinated liberals to grow up…………and become conservatives.

  • rivers

    Wow, what a sick narcissistic freak, pretending to care about the children of Sandy Hook and his intention was simply to make money and get his name in the headlines. I don’t think functioning people come much lower than Jim Carrey. Although I’m sure his first wife probably could have told us as much.

  • Conrad2010

    This will be the last thing he ever profits on.

    • DixieAngel_76

      Sadly, probably not.

  • Rabid

    Better vid: So God made a Liberal

  • BigTBoom

    Too bad my (partial) view cannot be removed from the total, it was so horrible that I did not even make it to the mid point. That was the biggest mistake I made yesterday for sure.

  • Jimni27

    Notice he said “views” Neither his song or his video is in the top 200 of SALES on ITunes last I checked. No one’s buying it, lol.

  • singingangelnmt

    I can’t wait until he writes a song about the prolife crowd and hear what he has to say about that

  • jamesben

    I don’t personally own weapons, but I own a copy of the U.S. Constitution – and I totally support all who legally own and carry. This Canadian is full of bullsh*t.
    I know Hollywooders on way down seek publicity, but committing career suicide like this – this stupidly and publicly? What a moron.Eff this guy.

  • Alan

    His cash flow must be stagnant, seeing as he hasn’t had a box office hit on about a decade…

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  • K-Bob

    Jim Carrey’s home evidently has no guns.

    • JustLikeAnimals

      Publish his address.

    • JustLikeAnimals

      Publish his address.

  • billeeblue

    Jim who?

  • Randy C. Lindsey

    First of all, Jimbo, it ain’t a “clip.” A clip is what you put your blood money in…you know, the money that you are making from the deaths of children. It is called a magazine, you twit. Secondly, I have enjoyed Greg G.’s massacre of you and your ignorance for two consecutive days. Now he is funny.


    He took a cue from Michael Moore…He made MILLIONS off the DEAD at Columbine!!


    He took a cue from Michael Moore…He made MILLIONS off the DEAD at Columbine!!

  • Larry Miller

    Carrey and other low-list actors show people how to kill others, then protest what they others to do. I’ll be surprised if someone doesn’t rearrange his nose.

  • Larry Miller

    Carrey and other low-list actors show people how to kill others, then protest what they others to do. I’ll be surprised if someone doesn’t rearrange his nose.

  • lillymckim

    Canadian Carrey needs to spend some money on those big “yeller” teeth!

  • Eric Hutchison

    Hey Jim Carrey, it’s a MAGAZINE, not a “clip” you freaking ignorant bastard.

  • forcryingoutloud

    Anything to boost those disappointing ticket sales at the box office, eh Jim?

  • Frustrated Teacher

    There’s only one M-Fer in the room and he is wearing a fake porn-stache and a cowboy hat….

    • JustLikeAnimals

      Looks like Carrey is ready for his “Brokeback” audition.

    • JustLikeAnimals

      Looks like Carrey is ready for his “Brokeback” audition.

  • Guest

    So Carrey decided to commit career suicide,
    well, alrighty then….

  • AZWarrior

    Remember this is the brain donor who thinks vaccinations are evil. He should get polio for that brilliant stance alone.