Boom. As Twitchy reported, Vice President Biden let loose with full-on disgusting today. When talking about domestic abuse, he said he’s not talking about your “garden variety slap across the face.” Oh, it’s not abuse-abuse, huh Joe? Just like how Bob Beckel believes that date rape isn’t actually rape. Got it.

Unbelievable. Hey, ladies, suck up those “garden variety slaps” and make Joe a sammich.

Once again, liberal men prove that an actual war on women is being waged by the Left. The Left wants women defenseless, they incessantly diminish rape and now Vice President Biden is diminishing abuse. What’s a little “garden variety slap,” ladies? Suck it up!

The backlash was swift and righteous.

Suck it up ladies, but don’t you dare defend yourselves. You really don’t know when you are being raped and you probably don’t know if you are being abused or are just receiving a “garden variety slap.”

Or feign vomiting.

Of course. He has a (D) next to his name, doesn’t he?

Indeed. He does it because he loves you. Silly dears.

Editor’s note: The video clip of Joe Biden’s remarks that circulated on Wednesday omitted his assertion that even a “garden variety slap” is “totally unacceptable in and of itself.” We have updated our report on Biden’s comment.

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  • Rob M

    biden is not your garden variety idiot

    • David

      It’s early, but this is in the running for funniest post of the day . . . thanks.

    • TocksNedlog

      He’s more of a Rose Garden-variety clown.

    • Calcat36

      No he is not. He is ozero’s garden variety useful idiot.

  • Jd1367

    So does Joe Biden having the intelligence of a head of cabbage mean we have a garden variety VP?

    • Canadian in USA

      He has intelligence?

      • SineWaveII

        News to me

    • Gothguy

      Please, do not insult cabbage.

      • http://www.irregulars.us/ towerclimber37

        right? I can at least stew it and make a meal..not so much with old uncle Joe..he’s already stewed and he’s inedible. I’d call him a dildo but they, at least, have a purpose.

  • David

    Get out thar and tend that thar garden, then get them dishes and laundry done a’for I gives you dat Biden slap across yer face . . .

  • Calcat36

    Has Riahnna tweeted support for her VP yet?

    Has Joe ever slapped the FCOTUS with a garden variety slap while IN the garden?

    When Mr. Bite Me, did you stop garden variety slaps and move on to legit slaps to your wife?

    • $23629333

      Had “Joe ever slapped the FCOTUS with a garden variety slap” – or any other variety – he would not be with us today. I don’t think that all of the President’s men – together – would be a match for her.

  • CitizenEgg

    I personally find Obama and Biden’s ‘charm’ offensive.

    • Calcat36

      You mean their tolerance and diversity, right?

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

    #GardenVarietySlap meet #LodgeVarietyCastIronSkillet

    • Calcat36

      Joe, meet Lorena Bobbit…

      • Canadian in USA

        Joe, say ‘ello to my little friend!

      • mdtljt

        From your mouth to God’s ear…

    • SineWaveII

      LOL

    • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

      Who ever had the balls/ovaries to vote down my comment, does this mean you agree that abuse is just a garden variety slap? Are you someone who does a bit of garden variety slapping yourself? Or do you have bad memories of someone using a #LodgeVarietyCastIronSkillet on you after you offered up a #GardenVarietySlap? Do tell…

    • Red Fred

      Yes indeed. Noticed he failed to mention garden variety kick in the credentials.

  • Michael Anderson (WB)

    We need a Biden/Waters 2016 ticket.

  • jacksonjay

    Didn’t this dumbass say that he just speaks his mind and truth rolls out?

    • TocksNedlog

      If he tilts his head his mind will roll out of his ear.

      • SineWaveII

        It already did.

        • Calcat36

          Someone keeps poking his brain with the hair plug machine…

          • SineWaveII

            LOL

  • BigFurHat

    Strengthen that pimp hand –

    http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=176177

  • Calcat36

    “Every time someone tells you, say, ‘Look, let me tell you what’s
    important to me, what I value.’ My dad would go, ‘No, no. Don’t tell me
    what you value. Show me your open hand, and I will tell you what a garden variety slap is!” ~Joe Bite Me

    Original quote here: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2012/08/13/biden-brings-up-rep-ryans-deceased-father-while-questioning-the-congressmans-values/

  • TocksNedlog

    New disclaimer at the Office of the Vice President’s website:
    “Whatever he said yesterday, whatever he said today, whatever he’s going to say tomorrow — you took it out of context . . . and anyway, he was joking.”

    • Calcat36

      And YOU are a RACIST! Don’t forget the race card…

  • TocksNedlog

    Bob Beckel had no comment, as he was too busy laughing.

    • Calcat36

      Beckel may try to demonstrate a garden variety slap one of the chicks on the five!

      • http://www.irregulars.us/ towerclimber37

        any one of em could take him..he knows that so it’ll never happen.

  • TocksNedlog

    Biden should take his message to women door-to-door; that way he can experience the garden variety slap of a 12-gauge.

    • mdtljt

      …through the door…no warning shots off the balcony required…

  • $23629333

    Wish Joe Biden – the man a heartbeat away from the Oval Office – had made his reference to a “garden variety slap” on The View.

    • Calcat36

      Ohhh.. That’s just Joe being Joe. He didn’t mean a slap, slap… (Wookie Goldberg)

  • justlittlolme

    Hey Joe!

    How ’bout a ‘garden variety’ kick in the ‘nads?

  • mdtljt

    Keep it up, Joey…please…you make it sooo easy to want to slap you…& not your preferred “garden variety slap” unless you consider a hard knee to the NVTS garden variety – apologies to Mel Brooks

  • Brent Guthrie

    Where’s my baby powder?
    What did the five fingers say to the face?
    SLAP!

  • http://www.awinninghabit.com lissa

    So Biden’s got a more dangerous form of idiocy, not just a Garden Variety dumbness?

    • Calcat36

      Garden variety misogyny… No take this garden variety SLAP lissa… 😉

  • grais

    Sounds to me like Dr. Jill has taken some garden variety slaps across the face. And maybe the first wife did, too, eh, Joe?

  • brucevbracken

    He #GardenVariety hit me, and it felt like a #GardenVariety kiss.

  • sqeptiq

    Meanwhile, the GOP votes heavily against VAWA, showing that they’re pro-choice on violence against women.

    • marvgoux1

      Meanwhile this Libtard tries to desperately point out a squirrel.

  • sqeptiq

    Even by Twitchy’s bad standards that’s a dishonest article. Here are more of Biden’s remarks.

    “We?ve learned that certain behaviors on the part of an abuser portend much more danger than other behaviors. For example, if an abuser has attempted to strangle his victim, if he has threatened to shoot her, if he has sexually assaulted her, and there?s a number of other signs, about eight others. These are tell-tale signs to say this isn?t your garden-variety slap across the face which is totally unacceptable in and of itself.”

    Got that? Biden specifically condemned “garden-variety slap[s] across the face” as “totally unacceptable.”

    • grais

      A slap across the face is a telltale sign also.
      Joe’s an idiot.

    • Catchance

      Whew! What a relief to know that he really thinks it’s unacceptable!

      You know what? The fact that he called it ‘garden variety’ implies that he thinks it’s an ordinary everyday occurrence. The fact that he’s talking about the “other” signs that are the dangerous ones pretty well tells us what he believes.

      Of course, he is insane, so it’s difficult to know with him.

      • sqeptiq

        What I know is you’re obtuse and dishonest vermin. “Totally unacceptable” means totally unacceptable.

        • Catchance

          Oooooohh… obtuse AND dishonest. Does that mean I’m a ‘garden variety’ vermin? Or are there other signs?

        • marvgoux1

          Easy Libtard, you’re wasting your ammo defending the defenseless Idiot Joe.

      • marvgoux1

        Libtards are so insane they actually think the disclaimer makes garden variety slapping a woman ok!