Boom.

Michelle Obama announced via her Twitter feed that she’d be taking questions this morning at 11:05 a.m. EST on her always-absurd “Let’s move” campaign.

Ask, and ye shall receive. Since they are givers, happy warriors got the questions rolling early. Let’s move? Let’s move toward truth and accountability.

And so it began, kicking off with questions about Benghazi. Yes, once again Twitter users are doing the job that most in the media won’t do.

https://twitter.com/appy3238/status/311022132874330112

Does she even remember that it is the six month anniversary? Maybe it slipped her mind; she’s far too busy using members of the military as props while canoodling with her Hollywood buddies.

Vegas, baby!

The questions continue, hitting on a myriad of topics.

Yes, what about anti-Semite Samira Ibrahim, who was tapped for a “Women of Courage” award? Is Mrs. Obama following the State Department’s lead and pushing a willing suspension of disbelief?

#OpenOurWH! And not just for Adele and Beyonce. Next came some questions about why Mrs. Obama thinks she can dictate what people feed their own children. She’s so much Smarter Than You, you see.

Zing! It’s funny, yet sad, because it’s true.

Heh. Keep the questions coming, Twitter. Maybe, for the first time, she’ll be proud of Twitter. We certainly are.

Update: Ready to answer, Mrs. Obama?

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  • CatHerder

    Do you feel comfortable locking kids out of the White House while throwing celebrity balls?

    • Carol Lightfoot

      She feels very comfortable in the lap of luxury, after all, she deserves it, remember the slavery in this country? The first family is the elitist, we are the commoners who pay all their bills.

    • Carol Lightfoot

      She feels very comfortable in the lap of luxury, after all, she deserves it, remember the slavery in this country? The first family is the elitist, we are the commoners who pay all their bills.

    • eastedie33510

      Catherder…FLOTUS is strong, but I don’t believe she could pick up POTUS and throw him! LOL

      • CatHerder

        LMAO, I think my granddaughter could hurl his skinny little posterior like a frisbee.

  • Maxx

    #AskFlotus Why not have the same friend who arranged for your Oscar presentation to foot the bill for an arena rental in Chicago, celebrating your 50th birthday with Beyonce and Adele. Tickets to cost $10 with first sales going to the kids and all proceeds forwarded to the Boys and Girls Clubs of Chicago.

    http://www.bgcc.org/

    Now, wouldn’t that make for a better birthday than some private concert among the very privileged your husband loathed during his divisive campaign for a second term?

    • irvinelady

      Absolutely. Good suggestion. The Queen would never allow this, however. Too imperial.

      • Liberterian

        Are you referring to Barack when you say “The Queen”?

    • HopelesslyFaithful

      love your last part :P…the terrible terrible 1%

    • whyIoughta

      She’d be too worried about the gun violence in Chi town.

    • whyIoughta

      She’d be too worried about the gun violence in Chi town.

    • Diane Thompson

      GREAT suggestion; something good might actually come from it!

  • SJ’s Dad

    Don’t you have a Birthday Party . . . Chavez wake . . . anything else to do with your time/OUR resources?

  • V the K

    What are your feelings vis-a-vis peasants and the consumption of cake?

    • Freiburg

      “Let them eat possum!”

      • WisconsinPatriot

        WAIT WAIT WAIT…….those are the KINGS possum.

      • WisconsinPatriot

        WAIT WAIT WAIT…….those are the KINGS possum.

    • Freiburg

      “Let them eat possum!”

  • michael s

    #AskFLOTUS Do you believe that presidential perks would be a problem, if you and Pres Obama were white?

    • grais

      They wouldn’t be a problem for Her, that’s for sure.

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      No…in fact those things that the right is holding him accountable for (vacations, perks, etc), were used against the last white president–since you’re so insistent on bringing race into this. If you hadn’t noticed, the last white president was consistently lambasted by the media every time he went to Crawford.

      This guy, not so much.

      So put away your race card…and go put some ointment on to soothe your racial butthurt.

      • Trikke

        Yes, and the previous white president mostly went home and even worked while there, where as this current so-called president goes on lavish vacations at taxpayer expense.

    • carla5731

      Obama’s problem is hypocrisy. He spent three months on the campaign trail selling the idea of “economic patriotism.” Then he got elected and shortly thereafter took his fourth multimillion dollar Hawaiian vacation.

      His golf jaunt with Tiger Woods a few weeks ago would have saved enough money to keep 340 furloughed federal workers at their jobs; or it could have paid for six months of White House tours. He decided that even with the sequester looming, he wanted to go golfing rather than tighten his own belt and lead by example. That’s one of the main reasons the sequester has been so bad for him politically.

      • Trikke

        I hope the sequester will deep-six him!

      • $37930737

        He thinks he is somehow special. He has zero humility. He will say whatever , whenever to get lady liberty out of her bra and into his back seat. And he wont call tomorrow.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      By your standard, President Obama must be “black” even though he’s half black. So I contend that the current President IS white, by your standards.

      • http://www.911dj.com Greg Legakis

        No black man says “okey dokey” and “hunky dory” He’s way more white than he is black.

        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

          And he’s an arugula eating, golfer.

        • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

          and “folks”…. I f*cking HATE that word now. >:^(

          • Trikke

            The way he says it is condescending to We The People.

          • http://911dj.com Greg Legakis

            Easy on the language there cowboy. But to your point, I was getting pretty sick of hearing O’Reilly say it for the last 15 years long before Obama started over using it.

            Either way, there’s a lot more troublesome things coming out of his blow hole than the occasional “folks.”

        • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

          and “folks”…. I f*cking HATE that word now. >:^(

    • http://www.911dj.com Greg Legakis

      You mean ALL white.

    • Trikke

      OMG!!! That’s a REALLY good one!

    • lainer51

      His mother was white, DUMBO

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Does Barry ask you if he can play golf every day?
    Who buys his cigarettes?
    How often does Barack clean ‘Ol Betsy, his skeet shooting shotgun?
    Does he sit down at night looking at picture albums of himself?
    Has he ever passed a mirror without stopping?
    Why do you have 28 assistants? Is it a no show job like you had in Chicago?
    How often does Barry tell you and the kids that he is the President of the United States?
    Does he have a prayer rug upstairs?
    Does his shady background ever worry you?
    Where does he keep his passports?
    Has he ever had ticklefights with his butler Reggie?
    If you had a business, would you hire Barack Obama?
    How many vacations do you have planned for March?
    Will Barack sit for a serious interview with Bret Baier or Brit Hume?
    Will he sit for one with Jack Bauer?

    • Emily B

      Ooo…I’d like to see an interview with Jack Bauer!!

    • irvinelady

      Excellent questions. Please, please, please submit to FLOTUS’s Twitter.

    • info_sec

      LOL tickle fights w/Reggie!

    • info_sec

      LOL tickle fights w/Reggie!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1538117571 Jennifer Holdroyd Brown

      Thank you. I needed a good laugh today!!

    • jamesgray8

      Allow me to take this on one at a time:

      – Golf – don’t worry, Bush’s record # of vacation days is in no danger of being broken
      – Smoking – yes, I agree, gross
      – Skeet shooting – yes, I’ll give that to you – he probably doesn’t do it much at all
      – vanity #1 – I doubt it, but you could be right
      – vanity #2 – again, hard to see where this comes from, but I’m sensing a little bit of a pattern in your thinking. More on this in a minute.
      – assistants – laura bush had 24 assistants at one time, look it up – the internet’s right there!
      – vanity #3 – hmm.

      – muslim – partisan hackery. Like saying Bush lied about WMDs, except, wait, he actually did that.
      – shady background? – what, drugs in college? Muslim school in Indonesia? You people have to leave your village every now and then.
      – passports? – um, I don’t get this one.
      – Ticklefights? – Again, lost me.
      – Barack’s resume – a Constitutional law professor who’s been an activist, Senator, and President? Yeah, I’d say that outshines your resume.
      – vacations – see #1
      – Baier and Hume don’t give serious interviews. They parrot talking points.
      – Jack Bauer – I think I finally see the problem: You think the world of “24” is real, and that boogeymen are everywhere. Get out of the echo chamber every now and then. Take a walk. Enjoy the recovery that only a Democratic administration seems able to deliver.

      • Diane Thompson

        Recovery? Is that really what you call it???

        • jamesgray8

          Unemployment steadily dropping, real estate prices rising again, stock market at all-time highs – yeah, what do you call it?

          • xerox 1716

            Just think how well we’d be doing if we had a REAL president in the White House!

          • Calcat36

            You mean that those who gave up looking for work increased so the unemployment numbers look better for liberals. Goo goo me the REAL unemployment stats. Real Estate rising? Too bad banks are not lending! Stock Market? There is always another “bubble” that will fix that. What do I call that? BS.

          • jamesgray8

            The unemployment rates have been calculated in the same way for many years, genius. I just refinanced just fine – maybe you and your pals should have gone to public school instead of some crazy-ass homeschooling. Would have prepared you for more success.

            Oh, and by the way, your unemployment comment reminded me that ,without Democrats, there would be no safety net for all those folks to support their families. Would that be what you want? Americans starving? Because that sounds fairly unpatriotic.

          • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

            Unemployment dropping! Right. It’s almost back down to where it was when he took over I know Blame Bush Goes Here, and by what criteria are rising prices a good thing? Gasoline prices are up too, is that a good sign? My electricity bills are WAY up, is that a good sign?

            Heh heh, Heeeere’s your sign!

          • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

            http://www.zerohedge.com/article/truth-about-bls-lies
            “In November, the BLS revised their September and October job
            losses down a surprising 44.5%, or 203,000 jobs. In the twelve months
            ending in October, the BLS revised their job loss estimates up or down
            by a staggering 679,000 jobs, or 13.0%. Until this past month, these
            revisions brought the BLS’ revised estimates to within a couple percent
            of TrimTabs’ original estimates.”

            http://danieljmitchell.wordpress.com/2013/02/01/in-a-continuing-indictment-of-obamanomics-another-bad-jobs-number-showing-the-new-normal-of-high-unemployment/

            ” the White House promised that the unemployment rate today would be almost down to 5 percent if we enacted the so-called stimulus back in 2009. Instead, the new numbers show that the jobless rate is 7.9 – almost 3.0 percentage points higher.”

            http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com/2013/03/spoiling-great-employment-news.html

            “This article originally appeared on MarketWatch under the title Jobs numbers are far worse than they look.”

            Sorry, Charlie!

          • jamesgray8

            If the shoe fits – Bush and the federal government refused to crack down on lenders and predatory lending when the AGs of numerous states asked them to. This helped banks continue the practice and create the bubble. So yeah, I’ll blame Bush.

            Rising prices in housing mean more equity for people to buy other things. It’s simple. I doubt your homeschooling covers it though, what with all the memorizing of Bible verses.

            Gasoline prices are up because of uncertainty and conflict – likely part of the constant state of war given to us by Bush & Cheney. Rather than go after OBL, they made it about us vs. The World. So now, instead of having wars end, we get them forever. “Great job” says the defense contractors who benefitted from Mr. Dick “Halliburton” Cheney’s machinations.

          • SWMichMan

            You mean when Bush tried to warn Congress about Fannie and Freddie and Barney Frank said that everything is all right.

      • Calcat36

        MSDNC. So much for your FOX News lie. Bush stopped golfing when the liberals said it wasn’t a good idea while we were at war. HINT LIBERAL: We are still at war. The “good war” you toolbags supported! Bush was derided for his alcohol problem, yet you dismiss Soetoro and his illicit and illegal drug abuse. Bush lied about WMD. Liberal democrats backed that lie up, then voted to go to war. Remember, kid, liberals are the most intelligent among us, incapable of being fooled by a Booosh hick. Leaving the village is awesome. Providing the passport and the documentation seems to be a problem for your me-ssiah. Have you seen Ozero’s resume? Or his academic records? Until you do, once again, you are operating on FAITH. Reminder toolbag, Boosh beat John F’n Kerry in grades, and you consider JF’nK to be a geenus! He smokes. And he lies about it. Not a good role model for the “children” of America! He NEVER shot a gun in his life. It was all a photo op.

        You are a liberal tool and admittedly indoctrinated in the pubic screwel system. No wonder why you are so blind, yet have so much misplaced faith!

        • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

          President George W. Bush also beat Ketchup Kerry and “King Tobacco” Gore in the elections, and they just can’t fffkng stand it!

          • Calcat36

            Heard brother! Now they have gotten around the whole voting thing…

        • jamesgray8

          I don’t watch MSNBC or Fox. I didn’t support any war. I supported the efforts to bring OBL to justice — which, as you might recall, only Obama and a team of fact-oriented people could finish.

          You might want to look up that word “faith” you keep throwing around. Faith is about believing in things without evidence. I don’t really do that much.

          I don’t really have any strong feelings about Kerry. I don’t know where you got that impression.

      • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

        Gee, Media Matters is gonna broke if you get paid at their standard nickel-a-word.

        • Guest

          Hey IceCold! Welcome to the liberal roast! Glad to have you aboard!

        • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

          PS — another triumph of His foreign policy brilliance! North Korea is at war with us again!

          • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

            PPS – Con law professor? Maybe that’s what was on the job description (it wasn’t, actually) but being an actual professor entails more than just reciting ones favorite radical hacks and presenting it as “education.”

          • Calcat36

            Funny, We have ZERO academic credentials to base his academic/professorship status on.

        • jamesgray8

          Hey, the truth is free today, kids!

          When you can’t attack the message, attack the messenger. Good work. Too bad it shows your weakness.

  • http://twitter.com/conservag Aaron

    #AskFlotus You do realize that nobody elected you for anything, right?

    • Secede

      Nobody elected Hillary either….

      • DaPicayune

        True, but that didn’t stop Hellary from making policy as an unofficial Cabinet Member.

      • DaPicayune

        True, but that didn’t stop Hellary from making policy as an unofficial Cabinet Member.

      • jamesgray8

        Give it time.

    • Secede

      Nobody elected Hillary either….

  • capisce

    If your rumored run in 2016 was successful, how long would you blame the previous administration for the sorry state of the union?

    • BeukendaalMason

      Dont you know? It will still be Bush’s fault. Or the Republican Congress which has passed hundreds of bills ignored by the Democrat Senate.

      • DaPicayune

        You didn’t get Bozo’s OFA memo? Bush has been replaced by the Sequester,… feel the pain, push his blame for political gain.

        • RufusVonDufus

          If yo cain’t do da rhyam; you gowna do da tiyam!

          • DaPicayune

            Can I get a back-beat with that?

          • DaPicayune

            Can I get a back-beat with that?

          • jamesgray8

            Ha ha! It’s funny because it’s racist.

          • Calcat36

            You are a racist.

          • jamesgray8

            Ha. Good one, Calcat36. I guess you’ve started hitting the heavy stuff. Go to sleep, buddy. You’re punch drunk.

            Technically, I’m multiethnic. So yeah, nice try.

            Racists aren’t limited to one party or the other – just seems to a larger percentage of them in the Republican party.

          • TheHornedOne81

            JG, are you on some good drugs there bud?

            The Republican Party was the driving force behind the ERA. The Republican Party freed the slaves. The Republican Party only recently (the last 30yrs or so) got traction in the South. True Conservatives don’t care about skin color, sex, sexual preference, or how you want to live your life. They believe that everyone is entitled to go to hell in their own way. (a nice way of saying live how you want to, as long as you cause no Real harm to others)

            The Democrats created Jim Crow laws, founded the KKK, reinstated segregation in the military. They divide the populace into pigeonholes and then set them in opposition against each other, using racism and sexism as tools to create breaches to help them keep the masses under their control. They are the party of the New Black Panther Party, The Nation of Islam, Black Liberation Theology, La Raza (viva la reconquista), CAIR and the list goes on and on. These groups will NEVER show up on the Southern Poverty Law Center’s lists of racist hate groups. Mostly because the SPLC is an arm of this divide and conquer strategy. But they still Hate everyone who isn’t them.

            On the one hand Democrats consider the average person to be too stupid to understand how to feed themselves, but at the same time they tell you that you can live your life the way you want. And you can, once they ban smoking, drinking, drugs (except theirs of course), fats, salts, sugars (gotta have those to make the ethanol that’s so useless as a fuel additive but we have to use food crops to make it), guns (so you can be defenseless against criminals in your own home, whether they be street thugs or government officials), and force you to live in urban wastelands where you can’t do anything except what they decide. (since you won’t be able to live outside the cities by law)

            Just remember, anything you say will one day be hate speech. Any act you commit will one day be a hate crime. You will have no personal property. (you won’t need it, because They will give you what you need, all resources belong to the State) You will eat what They give you and be glad that you have anything. (they’ll give you what they decide you need to live, all resources belong to the State) You will work where they decide you work and when they decide you work. (you need not concern yourself with what you enjoy doing or what you’re good at, you yourself are a resource, all resources belong to the State)

            So, yeah, there it is in a nutshell. But I’m sure you understood about 1 word in 5 of that little tirade. You, my friend, are what they like to call a useful idiot. (look it up) Yes, you scrote, you Are a racist. (congratulations)

          • Frances Bass

            Hit the nail on the head; needs to be said more. All the dems want blacks for is to make them or keep those who already are dependent and thus keep their votes. They do not put any effort into better education,better employement and skills just ensuring the handouts get better indicating that they are too stupid to go to school, work, and obtain their own business or careers. It was also Africans chiefs from the so called beloved Africa who sold the slave to white men mainly for rum. There needs to some real Black History lessons taught in this world.

          • jamesgray8

            Okay, so some exploitative chiefs sometimes sold some rival tribesmen. That makes our slavery fine. You’re right. We should start slavery back up. The South will rise again!

          • Frances Bass

            Hit the nail on the head; needs to be said more. All the dems want blacks for is to make them or keep those who already are dependent and thus keep their votes. They do not put any effort into better education,better employement and skills just ensuring the handouts get better indicating that they are too stupid to go to school, work, and obtain their own business or careers. It was also Africans chiefs from the so called beloved Africa who sold the slave to white men mainly for rum. There needs to some real Black History lessons taught in this world.

          • jamesgray8

            Do none of you illiterates know about the Southern Strategy? Your hero Nixon engineered it so that the racist Democrats of the 1960s would all switch over to the Republican Party. He used the Civil Rights Act as a wedge issue. On race — and many other social issues — the party has switched places. The more you know.

            And by the way, that was my wasted day of answering you twits. I’ll tell you and the rest of them – enjoy your echo chamber. Screaming at clouds is an awesome way to spend your life.

          • John Kerr

            That’s why when a black girl said she wasn’t voting for Obama, SHE was called a racist, right?

          • jamesgray8

            Who cares? Do you know what a racist is? It’s pretty simple – you apply negative attributes to someone based solely on their race, that’s racist. I’m sure I’m in a viper pit of them now. You guys all use good code, but you would have been part of the WCC back in the day.

          • Calcat36

            Like the negative attributes you have written about people here? Illiterate is “code” for “black” but I guess you ain’t that bright, mastah! Speaking of black codes, you as a disgusting liberal democrat should know all about them, since YOUR PARTY instituted them:

            November 22, 1865
            Republicans denounce Democrat legislature of Mississippi for enacting “black codes,” which institutionalized racial discrimination.

            Unfortunately, your pubic screwel edumication is showing and you are an epic FAILURE!

          • Calcat36

            I thought the Southern Strategy was when A Sharleton went on that Tawana Brawley crusade. And Jesse Jackson began fathering illegitimate chillens, so John Edwards did the same thing!

          • Aaron J McDowell

            Wow now thats funny since the Dem’s started the KKK… look it up for yourself… low information voter… The Dem’s of yesterday & today have been & will always be the oppressors… It should be about doing what is right for all Americans BUT apparently that doesn’t matter any longer.. we are stuck with another Hitler who’s sole purpose is to divide & destroy… I personally do not care what party anyone belongs to – I love America but am sick of watching this commie bastard destroy us..

          • jamesgray8

            HITLER!? Are you out of your idiotic mind?

            Hitler killed millions of Jews. And, if you’re not just racist, but also anti-Semitic, you should know that Hitler killed millions of non-Jews, too. You think anything Obama’s doing is on the scale of that?

            You are too dumb to be allowed to post. Please, please understand how dumb you are, so you can start to make it better.

            Repeat from what I said above:

            >>Do none of you illiterates know about the Southern Strategy? Your hero Nixon engineered it so that the racist Democrats of the 1960s would all switch over to the Republican Party. He used the Civil Rights Act as a wedge issue. On race — and many other social issues — the party has switched places. The more you know.<<

          • jamesgray8

            I’m still laughing from your Hitler comparison. I guess it’s too much for me to hope that a rootin’ tootin’ Bible-thumpin’ huckleberry would understand the difference between an African-American guy he disagrees with and the worst tyrant in modern history.

            Also, congrats to the mods for taking your profanity out. No need to get all huffy and insulting here. We’re all Americans. Even you, Yosemite Sam. I mean that in the most endearing way, but really, you’ve got to drop the Hitler comparisons.

          • Calcat36

            March 30, 1868
            Republicans begin impeachment trial of Democrat President Andrew Johnson, who declared: “This is a country for white men, and by God, as long as I am President, it shall be a government of white men”

            And professor, what do you have against the Bible? Your mooslim in chief got it right, we clingto our guns(which he is an avid skeet “shooter” right) and our religion, of which he had to be corrected by Snuffalupagus that he was Christian and not “mooslim faithed!” So are you calling ozero a rootin’ tootin’ Bible-thumpin’ huckleberry (zero claims he was the product of Selma, remember?) too?

            Remember jamesgray8, attackwatch.com is still very much active and is now supported by military drones over the US. I will REPORT you for talking bad about your hero the zero!

          • Calcat36

            October 13, 1858
            During Lincoln-Douglas debates, U.S. Senator Stephen Douglas (D-IL) states: “I do not regard the Negro as my equal, and positively deny that he is my brother, or any kin to me whatever”; Douglas became Democratic Party’s 1860 presidential nominee

          • Aaron J McDowell

            Wow now thats funny since the Dem’s started the KKK… look it up for yourself… low information voter… The Dem’s of yesterday & today have been & will always be the oppressors… It should be about doing what is right for all Americans BUT apparently that doesn’t matter any longer.. we are stuck with another Hitler who’s sole purpose is to divide & destroy… I personally do not care what party anyone belongs to – I love America but am sick of watching this commie bastard destroy us..

          • Craig Jacobs

            Who’s more racist? The white guy that occasionally watches a Mel Brooks movie and tells an ethnic joke now and again, or the person who thinks anyone with brown skin needs government assistance in order to survive?

          • jamesgray8

            See above for definition of racism.

            The racist is the one who’s going around applying negative stereotypes to people based solely on race. And nobody said anything about brown-skinned people. There are more white people on welfare than black people. The welfare mother myth is something Rush uses to keep you all frothed up.

          • Calcat36

            February 3, 1870
            After passing House with 98% Republican support and 97% Democrat opposition, Republicans’ 15th Amendment is ratified, granting vote to all Americans regardless of race.

            June 22, 1870
            Republican Congress creates U.S. Department of Justice, to safeguard the civil rights of African-Americans against Democrats in the South.

            April 20, 1871
            Republican Congress enacts the Ku Klux Klan Act, outlawing Democrat Party-affiliated terrorist groups which oppressed African-Americans.

            October 18, 1871
            After violence against Republicans in South Carolina, President Ulysses Grant deploys U.S. troops to combat Democrat terrorists who formed the Ku Klux Klan!

            November 18, 1872
            Susan B. Anthony arrested for voting, after boasting to Elizabeth Cady Stanton that she voted for “the Republican ticket, straight.”

          • Craig Jacobs

            Who’s more racist? The white guy that occasionally watches a Mel Brooks movie and tells an ethnic joke now and again, or the person who thinks anyone with brown skin needs government assistance in order to survive?

          • ruberick

            FLOTU-potimuS, ‘Baby’s Got Back-40’, ‘Let’s Move- to Switzerland’

        • RufusVonDufus

          If yo cain’t do da rhyam; you gowna do da tiyam!

        • Fool_Killer

          Well, yes… but the SEQUESTER is Bush’s fault.
          Just ask Obama…

          • Ed Gonzales

            No it’s Reagen’s fault! LOL

      • DaPicayune

        You didn’t get Bozo’s OFA memo? Bush has been replaced by the Sequester,… feel the pain, push his blame for political gain.

      • BlueGood

        #AskFLOTUS ~ Do you have to buy your drawers at the BIG BUTT STORES??

        #AskFLOTUS ~ Does Brakky really have a 110V recharge on the back of his neck?

        #AskFLOTUS ~ Does Brakky find he has more energy since he had the conversion form batteries to direct current…or is that AC??? Alternating current to match his alternating love/hate affair with America??

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=727989626 Jane Schumann

        GW made our kids fat! *sarcasm*

        • Gstephens

          Can we get out of the back seat of the car yet? Oh, we’re still in the ditch, huh?

          • Calcat36

            Man, we put that sucker in “D” and hit the gas so hard that we went right over the fiscal cliff! Only to land in Sequester Nation! Party on!

    • Kano Kroil

      Excellent!

      • Renaldo Jones

        How about- “Why are you having a ‘Let’s Move’ press conference when we are now officially back at war with North Korea? They just officially ended the truce today. Where’s the press conference about that?”

        • DaPicayune

          Press conference? Naw,… some uppity journalist might ask her about some of these questions from her Happy Warriors at Twitchy.

          Flotus Mooche will probably have her $ 100,000/yr Royal Court Calligraphers pen a pretty note and send it to Kim IL Duh advising him to let his malnourished NK children eat cake or lobster. That ought to get our truce back in effect, eh?

          Remember, SOS, John “Gigolo” Kerry, now says we all have a Right to act Stupidly,… just like Bozo did when he blamed the Cambridge Police for busting his resistant prof. pal, Gates.

        • DaPicayune

          Press conference? Naw,… some uppity journalist might ask her about some of these questions from her Happy Warriors at Twitchy.

          Flotus Mooche will probably have her $ 100,000/yr Royal Court Calligraphers pen a pretty note and send it to Kim IL Duh advising him to let his malnourished NK children eat cake or lobster. That ought to get our truce back in effect, eh?

          Remember, SOS, John “Gigolo” Kerry, now says we all have a Right to act Stupidly,… just like Bozo did when he blamed the Cambridge Police for busting his resistant prof. pal, Gates.

        • sgb1

          Another State Department triumph for Hillary! You have to blame the previous administration, you know.

        • sgb1

          Another State Department triumph for Hillary! You have to blame the previous administration, you know.

      • Renaldo Jones

        How about- “Why are you having a ‘Let’s Move’ press conference when we are now officially back at war with North Korea? They just officially ended the truce today. Where’s the press conference about that?”

    • http://www.911dj.com Greg Legakis

      I think we’ve got a winner!

    • irvinelady

      Oh, that was really good. Thanks for the chuckle so early in the morning.

    • capisce

      WOW! thanks for all the positive feedback

    • Guest

      Now it’s capisce’s fault . . .

    • Guest

      Now it’s capisce’s fault . . .

    • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

      WINNER!!!!! XD -WoW the TL is brutal.

    • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

      WINNER!!!!! XD -WoW the TL is brutal.

    • RufusVonDufus

      Dayam, Bingo, Bango, Bongo!

    • RufusVonDufus

      Dayam, Bingo, Bango, Bongo!

    • http://twitter.com/joyreaper Lisa

      Good one!

    • http://twitter.com/joyreaper Lisa

      Good one!

    • ImChuckiewannaplay

      was???? you mean …is ??, Lord help us if it happens

    • Jack Sprat

      LMAO!!!…fantastic Capisce

    • rennyangel2

      LOL. One of the best questions yet.

    • precursor

      hilarious!!

    • capisce

      I should quit, while I’m at the top of my game, but I won’t :)
      Thanks, all of you, discerning, high-information readers, for letting me know I’m not alone.

      • jamesgray8

        No, you’re still pretty much alone.

        • mike_in_kosovo

          The lack of companionship from liberal, microcephalic (but I repeat myself) twits like yourself is a *benefit*, not a detriment.

          • jamesgray8

            I know, I was being unfair to poor capisce. The ignorance here has just thrown me off of my normally jovial self.

            It’s rare that I come across such a homogenous group of ignoramuses. (Ignoramii? Ignormanati?)

            I’ve seen the opinion polls that say Congress has a 15% approval rating, and I think I found the people who still think they’re doing a great job.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            I know, I was being unfair to poor capisce. The ignorance here has just thrown me off of my normally jovial self.

            Unfortunately for you (but not for us), the ignorance level increases wherever you are.

            It’s rare that I come across such a homogenous group of ignoramuses. (Ignoramii? Ignormanati?)

            Other than in your USUAL hangouts, you mean?

            I’ve seen the opinion polls that say Congress has a 15% approval rating, and I think I found the people who still think they’re doing a great job.

            See above, re: your usual hangouts.

          • jamesgray8

            There he is again, Mike In Kosovo, who just lied in another post about uranium cake and the Bin Laden memo. So, yeah, who’s ignorant again?

            Mike, I probably would like you in person, but you’re out of your depth. Stop making stuff up, and research your posts, or you’re going to lose every exchange we have.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            Thought it was YOUR guys that was saying there was no yellowcake, skippy? Certainly looks like there was a few hundred tons of it to be shipped to Canuckistan.

            From your own touted Bin Laden memo:
            “We have *NOT BEEN ABLE TO CORROBORATE* (emphasis mine)some of the more sensational threat reporting, such as that from a (redacted) service in 1998 saying that Bin Laden wanted to hijack a US aircraft to gain the release of Blind Sheik Adbul-Rahman and other US-held extremists.”

            Feel free to point out just WHERE in the brief that it mentioned ANYTHING about flying aircraft into the WTC.

            Stop making stuff up, and research your posts

            This, from someone that’s done nothing BUT make stuff up and parrot far-left talking points – hilarious.

            or you’re going to lose every exchange we have.

            Yeah, about that… you’re zero-for-two, so far…wanna try for three?

          • jamesgray8

            Did you even check snopes.com? It totally obliterates your yellow cake claim.

            This 0-for-2 you mention must be some of that Republican math I’ve heard about.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            Did you even check snopes.com? It totally obliterates your yellow cake claim.

            I must’ve missed where I made the claim that the yellowcake came from Niger…and that makes it 0 for three.

            This 0-for-2 you mention must be some of that Republican math I’ve heard about.

            Keep trying, buddy…I’m sure you’ll pass third grade math eventually.

          • jamesgray8

            So you still didn’t try out snopes.com on your Canadian claim, huh?

            Yeah, hurts to be wrong.

            I respect your military service. I don’t want to keep picking on you.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            So you still didn’t try out snopes.com on your Canadian claim, huh?

            I checked it… guess you STILL didn’t figure out the reference to ‘where did I make the claim that the yellowcake was from Niger’ that Snopes used to try to pooh-pooh it away?

            Yeah, hurts to be wrong.

            You’d certainly know.

          • jamesgray8

            You wrote that Iraq sent tons of yellowcake to Canada.

            That, according to snopes.com, did not happen.

            So, either they are wrong, or you are. You have to give up on this one. You’re embarrassing yourself.

          • Calcat36

            You are embarrassing. Your leftist overlords voted, with their superior intellects, to go to war. How could such a dunce fool the supremely intelligent liberals among us? The capitulation of the Democrat Party’s congressional leadership to the Bush administration’s request for nearly $100 billion of unconditional supplementary government spending, primarily to support the war in Iraq, has led to outrage throughout the country. In the Senate, 37 of 49 Democrats voted on May 24 to support the measure. In the House, while only 86 of the 231 Democratic House members voted for the supplemental funding, 216 of them voted in favor of an earlier procedural vote designed to move the funding bill forward even though it would make the funding bill’s passage inevitable (while giving most of them a chance to claim they voted against it).

            I cannot find John F’ Kerry’s statement, who served in Vietnam by the way, about his support for the war. Can you dig that up for me professor?

          • jamesgray8

            What are you talking about? You’ve changed the subject again. Where’s your “Iraq delivered 50 tons of yellowcake to Canada” claim?

            Admit you’re wrong on that one, and I’ll keep sharing.

            By the way, you have a lot of non sequiturs. Do you have Alzheimer’s?

          • Calcat36

            Follow along little boy. I never claimed that. My statement was that your heroes made speeches about how evil Soddomy was and that he needed to be stopped. Like you, they talk out of both corners of their pie holes! Post the non sequitur, as all of your posts make no sense and are meant to agitate only.

            Here is the statement from the long-faced non sequitur senator from years ago: Democrat presidential nominee John Kerry said Monday he would not have changed his vote to authorize the war against Iraq, but said he would have handled things “very differently” from President Bush.

            Bush’s campaign has challenged Kerry to give a yes-or-no answer about whether he stood by the October 2002 vote which gave Bush authority to use military force against Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein.

            Can I git me a terrorist huntin’ license heah?

          • jamesgray8

            No, you’re right – the yellowcake thing was me getting confused as I was writing to another person on the site. My bad.

          • Calcat36

            You are indeed confused. Funny how facts get in your way, huh?

          • jamesgray8

            Ah, such manners again. Okay, you want to continue to be rude, here, I’ll answer in kind:

            It’s just difficult to keep the dingbats straight.

            Now, what were you conspiracy-theorizing about, you crazy old man?

          • Calcat36

            Looks like you have a hard time keeping YOURSELF straight, skippy! Again with the name calling? I thought you liberal progressive turds DESPISED such rhetoric! Am I young or old? You keep changing that tune. You call me friend, and we are not. Why don’t you stick to the matter at hand instead of going of the trail with 10 year old insults? Even my 14 year old is laughing at your stupidity and she is thankful for your perfect representation of an indoctrinated moonbat! She said that you are the doofus that tougher liberal bullies took your lunch money away from you and called it “redistribution!”

          • mike_in_kosovo

            You wrote that Iraq sent tons of yellowcake to Canada.

            That, according to snopes.com, did not happen.

            So, either they are wrong, or you are. You have to give up on this one. You’re embarrassing yourself.

            My statement:

            You mean the several hundred tons that were shipped to Canada from Iraq, post invasion?

            So…unless you’re (very STUPIDLY) trying to claim that my argument is that Saddam made a shipment of yellowcake to a NATO Coalition member (Canada) AFTER the invasion, I think perhaps that YOU need to ‘give up on this one – you’re embarrassing yourself”.

          • Smokey Behr

            Quit relying on a webpage that has a known liberal bias, and is an “urban legend” page, not a news page for your information.

          • jamesgray8

            Reality seems to have a liberal bias. Did you read the entry? Did you follow the trail? Go back to the primary sources listed there.

            And by the way, would you prefer that I rely on the opinion of a crazy old coot like the guy up there I’m arguing with? He just makes stuff up off the top of his head, or what he hears from his buddies. So I looked it up and it was not true. Now he won’t admit it. He just crawled back into a hole.

          • Calcat36

            You mean, like this?

            January 10, 1878
            U.S. Senator Aaron Sargent (R-CA) introduces Susan B. Anthony amendment for women’s suffrage; Democrat-controlled Senate defeated it 4 times before election of Republican House and Senate guaranteed its approval in 1919. Republicans foil Democratic efforts to keep women in the kitchen, where they belong.

            That’s right, y’all been fighting the war on women for years now! THAT is REALITY!

          • mike_in_kosovo

            So you still didn’t try out snopes.com on your Canadian claim, huh?

            I checked it… guess you STILL didn’t figure out the reference to ‘where did I make the claim that the yellowcake was from Niger’ that Snopes used to try to pooh-pooh it away?

            Yeah, hurts to be wrong.

            You’d certainly know.

          • jamesgray8

            So you still didn’t try out snopes.com on your Canadian claim, huh?

            Yeah, hurts to be wrong.

            I respect your military service. I don’t want to keep picking on you.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            Did you even check snopes.com? It totally obliterates your yellow cake claim.

            I must’ve missed where I made the claim that the yellowcake came from Niger…and that makes it 0 for three.

            This 0-for-2 you mention must be some of that Republican math I’ve heard about.

            Keep trying, buddy…I’m sure you’ll pass third grade math eventually.

          • Calcat36

            You mean liberal math, skippy. 2+2 = anything you FEEL it equals!

          • jamesgray8

            Ha, maybe others you’ve met, but not me, young friend.

          • Calcat36

            To all liberals I know, skippy. PLUS you get a trophy for not keeping score! Isn’t ignorance, I mean, liberalism, bliss? I retired after 20+ years in the USMC. Describe “young” because we certainly are not “friends.”

          • jamesgray8

            You again? You should get on with your day. This is going nowhere for you.

            You’re now just issuing some vague insults of liberalism that have nothing to do with me.

          • Calcat36

            Going nowhere for me? Check my votes up. Then look at yours. Have no sharp objects around you though. Typical liberal, making shoit up and posting out of his arse. Keep digging that hole, drone.

            You insult yourself liberal. And like all liberals when challenged with logic, you call name or insist that the logical one go away. Obviously you have never competed in the arena of ideas, much less the OIF/OEF arenas. My “insults” of liberals and liberalism are not vague, nor are they insults. They are accurate descriptions. That is why you pansy leftist liberals are running from that title to “progressives.” A turd, by any other name, is still a turd. You are a liberal progressive turd.

          • Calcat36

            Wrong again toolbag! But typical for a liberal. Ignore the facts and the up votes. Stick to the talking points. Are you Debbie Wasserman the Hutt?

          • jamesgray8

            You know more liberals than I do.

            If the people who voted for you were Fred Phelps, Jim Jones, Pol Pot, and Charles Manson, would you still be as proud?

            The truth doesn’t need praise. It stands pretty well on its own. Did you check out that NASA link I sent on climate change?

          • jamesgray8

            Ha, maybe others you’ve met, but not me, young friend.

          • Calcat36

            You mean liberal math, skippy. 2+2 = anything you FEEL it equals!

          • Linda Dunaway Taylor

            Why would you believe anything Snoped puts up as truth? George Soros owns Snopes.

          • jamesgray8

            It leads you to source material that you can find yourself. Try it sometime – you’ll find it more informative than this place or Glenn Beck.

          • Worship Dancer

            BWAHAHAHA snopes is OWNED AND FUNDED by soros.

          • jamesgray8

            When you can’t attack the information, attack the source.

            Points for you, follower!

          • jamesgray8

            Did you even check snopes.com? It totally obliterates your yellow cake claim.

            This 0-for-2 you mention must be some of that Republican math I’ve heard about.

          • Calcat36

            Head over to MSDNC, mediaite, mediamatters, NBC etc. Ignoramusus are in abundance. And a protected class. They are members of a group called Americans against America.

          • jamesgray8

            How far back do you and I have to go until we find agreement on something?

            Can we at least agree that the Constitution is an extraordinary document?

            Can we agree that America is the most exceptional idea for a civilization in the history of humankind?

            Can we agree that the principles laid forth in the preamble to the Declaration of Independence should be protected and celebrated?

          • Calcat36

            We can agree that Democrat, liberals, and progressives HATE the US Constitution. The 2001 audio tape of Barack Obama describing the Constitution as a document of “negative liberties” reveals an utterly Orwellian Obama. How can liberty be anything other than negative? Liberty is the absence of external control. Only in our age of collective thinking and untidy language could such a thing as “positive liberty” be conceived. The state power to coerce is not liberty.

            He also stated that it was only piece of outdated paper. Look it up on snopes liberal turd.

          • GaylePutt

            You can’t blame just the GOP for lack of progress…they’re all to blame. And perhaps it’s better that they’re gridlocked… at least they aren’t passing more ridiculous and ineffective laws.

          • jamesgray8

            I’m sorry Gayle, but the government can’t run that way. You may not like a few laws here and there, but government effects our lives in profound ways on a daily basis. If not for the government, we’d have no national defense, no local defense, no roads, no clean water, no food standards, no drug standards, no protections from lawlessness, no protections against companies polluting . . . I don’t want to live in an anarchy, do you?

            I’m not blaming just the GOP – but they deserve a majority of the blame, because their stated goal has been to be obstructionists.

          • TheHornedOne81

            Hey, Chuckles, guess what? You know why nothing can get through Congress? You know why we haven’t had a budget in over 4 years? You know why we went into the sequester that your Idiot In Chief proposed and signed into law?

            Because the Democratically controlled Senate refuses to even hear Any budgetary bill that comes out of the House of Representatives. Harry Reid won’t allow them to be read. It isn’t that the Republicans are being obstructive, they have proposed budget after budget. Multiple bills each year have passed out of the House and been sent to the Senate, only to be left unread. And, since the Senate cannot legally propose a budgetary bill, we’re stuck in “continuing resolutions” that are driving us into the ground.

            But, that doesn’t fit the Obama narrative, so the State Controlled Media (ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSLSD…) tell us that the Republicans are being obstructive. They won’t do this, they refuse to do that, they want to hurt the little guy. All the while refusing to report when a budget passes the House, what’s in it, why Hawwy Weid won’t even allow it to be read in the Senate.

            You’re definitely a useful idiot, far too stupid to be an apparatchik.

          • jamesgray8

            It’s heroic that the Democrats block the anti-American idiocy the Republicans and Tea Party tries to pass off as laws nowadays.

            Kill Medicare! Kill Social Security! Kill Government!

            You morons need to head to the Congo. Lot less government there.

    • commonsense_is_dead

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

    • Suthrnboy

      For as long as the recession, caused by your concern for rebuilding Muslim countries while letting America go to hell in a handbasket, lasts. What don’t you understand about this, traitor?

    • RealityPls54

      SCORE!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/OlethronAionion Gibby DeGrog

      If you were a firefighter, and you had a call to a house fire with innocent people inside…Would you throw gasoline on it? That’s what Obama did, and then he said those people should die without a fair trial…and then he killed them…(Just so you don’t result to moronic liberal name calling….but I’m not a republican.)

  • lana ward

    A year of WH tours cost far less than one of your lavish vacations. Are you willing to give up one vacation for American kids?? Or are you the selfish, pompous witch we believe you are??? Prove us wrong, just once!!!!

    • snapperman

      She will not be embarrassed into behaving like a decent person. Plans are already in place for her Easter getaway and the daughters’ spring break trips.

      • vikings4123

        And the big birthday bash next January, probably on the heals of another Hawaii trip.

      • vikings4123

        And the big birthday bash next January, probably on the heals of another Hawaii trip.

      • Cap_Curmudgeon

        Yeah. I can guess her reaction. It’ll be something about a “small minority of right-wing zealots” trying to upset the nation. (Remember Hillary’s “vast right-wing conspiracy” remark?)

        Watch for it.

        • Liberterian

          I am a card carrying member of the vast right wing conspiracy!

  • Orlando Cee

    Wow. MO is only fifty? I thought she was sixty!

    • abby1532

      The bangs threw you off! Too bad they aren’t long enough to come past the chin.

      • Fluidizer

        You made my stomach hurt.

  • smitty195

    Love this!!!

  • carl6352

    read every tweet and was laughinbg thru out. unfortunetly you never wrote her responses. if she were allowed by her handlers to do. my biggest beef besides benghazi and these worthless journalists who allow it are the vacations and parties while doing absolutely nothing to earn them. from what i have heard he hardly even works allowing others to make desicions while he either plays golf or b-ball. never have i seen a more leadership country in my lifetime than these last 4 plus years!

    • irvinelady

      Oh please, she doesn’t read her own tweets. Someone else (one of her two thousand assistants) is doing that for her. Or is it Organize for America doing this?

    • Morris65

      Wasn’t that a golf shirt he was wearing in the photo-op where he lead the great Bengazi rescue?

      • Fluidizer

        No, he wore that golf shirt leading the Osama Bin Ladin hit. He wore a Tori Richards Aloha shirt for the Bengazi mission.

    • Morris65

      Wasn’t that a golf shirt he was wearing in the photo-op where he lead the great Bengazi rescue?

    • CherDash

      You really think she would respond to those tweets?

      • Fluidizer

        As long as she reads them. Please Lord.

      • carl6352

        no like obama she is a phony. but they sure were funny to read.

      • Calcat36

        She gots lotsa typical white folks fo dat. Wookie won’t dare break a nail responding to little peeps…

  • Your mama

    Michelle, Tell the staff cooks to send me up another lobster with hot butters, I is hungry.

    • RufusVonDufus

      Your post reminds me of the reason I know Obama is NOT god. He, Obama, would have said I is who is instead of I am who am!

      • Fluidizer

        I think its “I yam whats I yam”, and that guy could mOvE let me tell you.

    • RufusVonDufus

      Your post reminds me of the reason I know Obama is NOT god. He, Obama, would have said I is who is instead of I am who am!

  • http://batman-news.com John G. Gault

    This is great. She won’t answer even one, but this is great!

  • Big Ed

    Which is more nutritious… Kobe Beef or Lobster dipped in butter?

    • Denise O’Connor

      Great, now I’m hungry.

      • http://PalinsDirtyLittleSecret.blogspot.com/ Assclowntroll

        me too!

      • BlueStateRepub

        Too bad, Moochelle Antoinette says you can’t have any.

        • Fluidizer

          Ah shucks.

        • eastedie33510

          Hope ‘ole FOTUS got an ear full. She lives in rarefied air on our ticket, but there was alot of good stuff in these posts.
          Moochelle Antoinette doesn’t however need a bustle like Marie wore – hell hers is built in!

        • mike_in_kosovo

          She ate it all!

      • Liberterian

        Get some food stamps!

    • Wooly Bullly

      Still chuckling over that one.

    • jamesgray8

      That’s pretty funny. I mean, it’s not “Pet the Goat” funny. But it’s close.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Mrs Obama, Since the nation, by your own words, has a childhood obesity problem that has developed since the advent of expanded, free, school breakfasts and lunches, would you be in favor of eliminating this federal program?

    • jamesgray8

      Feeding children is now a bad thing? Did I fall down the rabbit hole?

      • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

        What Tug is saying is that kids get a free lunch, payed for with taxpayers money. Since these lunches are so unhealthy and contribute to obesity, would she be in favor of getting rid of the program.

        Nope, not a bad thing. Just make sure it’s Obama approved or you’ll get a ‘fat letter’.

        • jamesgray8

          So it’s damned if you do, damned if you don’t. You don’t feed them, and you’re a liberal that hates families. You feed them, and you’re making them fat. You try to make the lunches healthier, and a bunch of people start crying that the government’s invading their lives.

          • Calcat36

            Hey jerkey, if you propose cutting “free school lunches” liberal retards like you turn yourselves inside out and call republicans child haters. They get fat, and you blame the republicans for cutting “education” money and depriving the chillin’s of recess. Let me remind you of your earlier posts, republicans want dirt air, dirty water… blah blah blah. How about letting the PARENTS feed their kids?

          • jamesgray8

            I didn’t propose cutting lunches. That’s a Republican trick.

            Some parents can’t feed their kids, for lots of different reasons. Maybe they went broke because their medical bills bankrupted them. Maybe they lost a job because a CEO downsized them to bump up the stock price. Maybe they had too many kids because they’re dumb religious people.

            But that doesn’t mean the innocent kids should suffer.

            I’m not saying Republicans want those things. I’m saying most Republicans are too stupid to know that government does some great things for the people. They think all government is bad, unless it’s helping business roam freely. It’s so idiotic and unAmerican, and yet, here I am on a website that celebrates it!

        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

          It is at least worth considering that since Phys Ed was taken out of some schools and “free” lunches are given to kids from families well above the poverty line, is there a link between this and obesity?

          Every good idea doesn’t necessarily make a good law. Just because a law has a fluffy, fuzzy title, doesn’t make it a good one.

          • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

            Yep, let’s cut funding for music and phys ed, then be horrified when our kids are fat and uncultured

      • aselkie

        Tax payers feeding FAT kids is a bad thing.

        • Calcat36

          I may have to disagree. If they are liberal democrat fat kids that survived instead of being aborted b liberal democrat baby mommies, I say let them eat up!

      • abby1532

        People used to feed their own children and didn’t expect the taxpayers to do it. Afterall, those children didn’t belong to the taxpaying public, doncha know?

      • Fluidizer

        It’ll make ’em FAT! Jeesh.

      • RightThinking1

        james,

        I think you are hijacking a valid point. Tug never said any such thing, he merely pointed out that the free meals program(s) may be subject to The Law of Unintended Consequences.

        And, yes, you may have fallen down a rabbit hole.

        • jamesgray8

          It’s a fascinating coven of Benghazi Theorists.

          You’re right, I did hijack. I just tend to respond a bit irrationally when people suggest taking away free food programs for kids. I was one of those kids 30 years ago. I had a public school education all my life – through state schools – and I know enjoy the privilege of being in the 1% of incomes. Government gave to me; I am happy to pay it back to support the ideals of this great nation.

          • Calcat36

            Public indoctrination, you mean. You were not educated. You were brainwashed as if you were in a madrasa and it shows. Government “gave” you what? If you are talking about your welfare check, food stamps, obamaphone and obamacare, the “gubbermint” robbed me at the point of a gun to provide you with comfort. If you are happy to pay me back personally, you can send a bank check to me. I will gladly give you my address…

          • jamesgray8

            Wow. Would you rather have less government? Or no government? Somalia might be better for you.

            What else do you hate about government aside from free education for all? Clean air? Clean water? Roads? Police protection? Army? Center for Disease Control? Medicare? Fire protection? Worker’s Comp? Unemployment Insurance? Social Security?

            I doubt you’re self-reliable enough to live your life without these things. But if so, the Congo awaits!

          • Calcat36

            You are so ignorant. Now you are funny. I believe in education, that is why my kids are not in the pubic screwel system! They learn math in class, not how to don condoms or that joey has 2 mommies! Whether joey has 1, 2, 3 or 1000 mommies has no effect on MATH. Education, loser, isn’t FREE. It is TAXPAYER SUPPORTED.I pay for my kids to get an education, and for liberal kids to be socially indoctrinated into a liberal agenda. Yeah, that’s right. I pat TWICE as much!

            I certainly want my kids drinking dirty water. The dirtier the better! And breathing the worst air that even China cannot produce! I want ALL polar bears to be killed! The police, libtard, will not protect you and it has been well documented. Roads? Where is tat gas tax going to again? Certainly NOT the roads. CDC is a waste of money, as is the NEA, Department of education, the EPA and all the other liberal jack-booted thug agencies. Social Screwme is a FRAUDULENT pyramid scheme.

            So you know, toolbag, I NEVER planned on the government helping me. It didn’t work in Katrina, nor has it yet helped Staten Island in their recovery even though your me-ssiah promised to cut the red tape. HINT Loser: Staten Island did NOT vote for Barry in ’08. So he punished them out of revenge!

            I retired from the military toolbag. I am smart enough to know that “I am from the government! I am here to help you!” is BS. I can and will survive without politicians.

          • jamesgray8

            Wow. You spend your whole life and get your livelihood from government pay, and now you spend your whole retirement ranting about how much you hate the government. That is a really sad way to spend a lifetime. Most people have at least some regrets, but that big one must irk you pretty good. I’m sorry about that. You deserve better. Maybe some psychological counseling would have helped you resolve these anger issues.

            Is math a liberal agenda? Science? Facts? Reality?

            Again, I’m sorry. You spent your life in the military, which I respect. And you probably know lots of things I don’t know about very usable skills. While you were learning those things, I was learning critical thinking. This is not a fair fight.

            However, for a guy who rants kind of like a conspiracy theorist, you have very good writing skills. If someone wasn’t reading the message of your notes, they might just think you are sane.

          • Niko McRonin

            Less government will do just fine, thanks.
            Defense of this country is one of the few things Federal Government is responsible for.
            “Free” education is paid for somehow. At up to $15K per student, perhaps the spending has gotten slightly out of control?

          • Niko McRonin

            Less government will do just fine, thanks.
            Defense of this country is one of the few things Federal Government is responsible for.
            “Free” education is paid for somehow. At up to $15K per student, perhaps the spending has gotten slightly out of control?

          • jamesgray8

            Also, it makes sense to me that you’re so anti-education. Books and learning bad — Bibles and guns good.

            I think you might have liked living in a different era better.

          • Niko McRonin

            the Bible is a book.
            Grog crawl back under rock now. learning bad. gun warm. me so stooopid.

          • Niko McRonin

            the Bible is a book.
            Grog crawl back under rock now. learning bad. gun warm. me so stooopid.

  • http://www.911dj.com Greg Legakis

    There are some good ones here.

    But Personally, I don’t like the snarky ones. They lower those on the right to the level of Liberal Huffpo posters.

    • allah_speaking

      Long overdue if you ask me. I’ve never seen a group of more hateful people than Huffpo posters. If you haven’t created an alias just for trolling on Huffpo, the question is why not?

      • Elaine

        They are so nasty and if you try to post any opposition to their evil lies, they report you and have your account suspended! They really don’t like the truth.

      • http://911dj.com Greg Legakis

        Generally speaking, I don’t use an alias because I don’t want to be accused of hiding behind the anonymity of a nom de plume avatar. Although I must admit I do use an alias on Huffpo – “godsense2”

    • http://profiles.google.com/56george92 George Johnson

      In case you have not noticed, taking the high road, is getting us killed. There’s a time and a place for that, but this is not that time. She basically stepped in this and asked for it.
      If the “press” (propaganda arm of the dimocrat party) would do their job, just ONCE in a while, then would not be needed.
      Now I suggest you climb down off of that high horse, before you fall off.

      • FreudianSlip

        Taking the high road just makes you more visible to the drones circling.

      • http://911dj.com Greg Legakis

        Not taking the high road, just don’t think it accomplishes anything to spew vitriol like the Left. Just because they keep lowering the bar, doesn’t mean we have to keep crawling in the mud to get under it.

        Don’t get me wrong, I peddle in the occasional snark myself. But it’s one thing to be humorous and a little biting in a poignant way, and it’s another to be pointlessly cruel, that ‘s all.

    • ImNoDhimmi

      Me-Chelle richly deserves every insult she receives.

      • Trikke

        Indeed she does!

      • http://911dj.com Greg Legakis

        I disagree. I prefer precision insults that are poignant and stinging and not just gratuitous. I leave the cheap shots to the Left (see Sarah Palin’s career)

    • ImNoDhimmi

      Me-Chelle richly deserves every insult she receives.

  • irvinelady

    That was too funny. Thanks for following FLOTUS’s Twitter so I don’t have to. Loved reading these — thanks to all of you out there for keeping up the good work.

  • Clayton Grant

    About Amb Susan Rice … Is Barack hittin that?

    • FreudianSlip

      You’re kidding, right? Obama doesn’t have eyes for other women. He’s got Reggie Love.

    • thaddeus knowseverything

      Rice is not his type he is more likely hitting David Plouffe.

    • franktell

      but isn’t Rice female?

      • Fluidizer

        Once upon a time.

      • Guest

        By all outward appearances, it would seem she is indeed female, but I’d have to see her naked to be completely sure of it. I could check her for the sign of the beast while I’m at it.

    • Fluidizer

      You know thas rite, yessir.

  • StandProudNow

    Zzzzzzzing!!!!!!!!

  • Killery lies

    Will you stop be proud of your country once again when you and Jugears finally get out of our house? ( it can’t come soon enough.)

  • nospam

    have you ever considered just having Adelle OR Beyonce at your birthday party just so that you’d appear less out of touch with the rest of us who actually have shrinking budgets because of your husband’s policies?
    how do you get fresh gagh this far from home?
    if you feel that declaring a school a “gun free zone” is enough to protect our children, why do yours go to a school with armed guards?
    why do you think citizens should be unarmed while your family gets armed Secret Service details for life?

    • AlanABQ

      20 internet points for anyone else who knows what ‘gagh’ is…

  • Xanadu2

    So FLOTUS, what do your really think about Reggie Love?

  • nospam

    are there ANY decisions you think parents are qualified to make for their children?

    • $37930737

      Yeah. What cereal they buy with their food stamps is purely the parents decision.

  • Roy Martinez Jr.

    I would ask “How come people die during wars…..” Oh wait duh…. ITS A WAR!!!! Baka hito

  • lynnd

    Lol, excellent replies!! “For the first time in my adult life”… I am proud of the twitter warriors!

  • Obamaroid_Ointment

    I love the smell of hijacked hashtags in the morning.

    • Guest

      more than roasting dog?

      • DaPicayune

        Barry prefers his Revenge served cold.

      • DaPicayune

        Barry prefers his Revenge served cold.

    • Guest

      more than roasting dog?

  • nospam

    do you think there’s anything inapproriate in having White House staff attempt to influence the Academy Awards outcomes after one of the producers contributed heavily to your election campaign?
    do you think it’s odd that an auditorium full of film industry people welcomed you after your husband jailed an independent filmmaker to cover his own incompetence?

    • Freedom Rides Again

      Oh man, that’s GOOD!

    • Freedom Rides Again

      Oh man, that’s GOOD!

  • nospam

    do you think deplomacy will work to stop Iran from getting a nuke as well as it did in North Korea?
    Does Barack prefer his dog North or South Korean style?

  • Elaine

    Every time this hapy warrir tries to reply to liberals, my account gets suspended, so I will ask her HERE. Will you cancel your own big birhtday bash to let all those middle class kids, the ones you say you care about so much, into the White House for their promised tours? After all, they ARE the ones who are holding the bills you’ll make them pay in the future!

    • Morris65

      If they can’t take a joke…..

    • Morris65

      If they can’t take a joke…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/100003742297531 Noble Furr

    Why would anyone ask Michelle Obama a serious question about anything other than her choice of cream gravy for her fries or the need to replace many of the chairs in the White House family quarters with wider chairs? She probably thinks Ben Ghazi is a movie star.

  • Henry Becker

    Mine was; “Moved me to ask: Will your birthday wish be for less infringement of personal rights by our government? Mine will. #March14”.

  • Big Ed

    Was Hillary right? When the phone rang at 3am did Barry let it go to voicemail?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rick-Oaksford/100000359557929 Rick Oaksford

      Apparently both “I forgot anything I knew prior to your question” and the Bamster left for a long weekend when America was attacked again on September 11, 2012.

    • Freedom Rides Again

      Is it true that when the phone rang at 3 am that Reggie Love answered it?

      • abby1532

        Or maybe Dennis Rodman? He’s good at NK diplomacy.

    • Freedom Rides Again

      Is it true that when the phone rang at 3 am that Reggie Love answered it?

  • Just a girl

    God bless America!! We do not idolize you Michelle Obama. Go home. And thank you Happy Warriors.

  • CJ-24

    Here’s one:

    How many white house staffers does it take to change a light bulb?
    None – It’s Bush’s fault the light went out, let him change it.

    • Play Righter

      Or we can just summon Beyonce and Adele to light up the place.

      • DaPicayune

        The Louisiana Super Dome says,… “NO WAY” to Beyawnsay’s lights out performance that left the Super Bowl in the dark.

      • DaPicayune

        The Louisiana Super Dome says,… “NO WAY” to Beyawnsay’s lights out performance that left the Super Bowl in the dark.

    • Play Righter

      Or we can just summon Beyonce and Adele to light up the place.

    • Trikke

      LOL. Good one!

  • Just a girl

    Can the Obama fundraising machine/grassroots/nonprofit organization pay for the Democratic contention so that energy users in North Carolina don’t have to foot the bill- for your BIG OLD PARTY? Can y’all pick up your own bar tab from now on?

  • $33206

    How does she feel when the mainstream media spends years fawning over her muscular arms? Me thinks the left looks at her as the great great grandaughter of kissy kinte. Ever seen the media draw so much attention to the muscles of a first last? Next they will be showing her big white teeth and her large haunches. The left are the racist ones.

    • Trikke

      They are trying to draw attention away from her sizable kiester!

  • wagsosu1

    She would still blame W for the current state of the economy even though she would probably at least be legally more eligible to run the country than her husband.

    • Trikke

      And would do just as piss-poor of a job!

  • wakeupamerica333

    How does it feel partying like king and queen with the 1% when the 99% have nothing to eat? Which by the way got you guys into the White House again on Baracks
    ” I feel your pain” message.

  • bo1921

    Could you please get me a make-work job with fabulous pay, like you had in chicago?

    • HappyG

      Oh no you didant!!!

    • HappyG

      Oh no you didant!!!

  • http://itooktheredpill.wordpress.com/ Red Pill

    This post is now being featured on the Drudge Report:

    #AskFLOTUS hashtag hijack…

    http://www.drudgereportarchives.com/data/2013/03/11/20130311_140757.htm

    • http://itooktheredpill.wordpress.com/ Red Pill

      I don’t know whether or not this is a first for Twitchy, but it’s great exposure, regardless. Congratulations and Happy Belated Birthday, Twitchy Team!

  • spoogles

    This is why you republicans keep losing elections. You have no sense of when to stop beating a dead horse. Please, keep it up. You’d think the four people killed in Benghazi where Jesus Christ, Mary, Joseph and the pope. But, when 20 kids die in Newtown, well, errm, hurmm hermm. Can’t do anything about that, it’s not the time… You are losers participating in loser behavior.

    • thaddeus knowseverything

      Ryan Mergen<—Another butthurt libtard

      • BlueStateRepub

        Love the way the libtard doesn’t value human lives if he doesn’t personally know their names.

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KNLNLVF3LXWHCBAINHSCDTCG2M Ed Thesled

          He might actually know their names if the MSM reported on the Benghazi murders from time to time.

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KNLNLVF3LXWHCBAINHSCDTCG2M Ed Thesled

          He might actually know their names if the MSM reported on the Benghazi murders from time to time.

    • alf564

      Dear Ryan, a gun did not murder those children, a deranged man did…I understand you have a problem telling the difference between a man and a gun but its really true…

    • gnats

      4 people were killed in Benghazi, and they could have easily been saved if the WH had sent help to rescue them (which were only about 2 minutes away). The Newtown kids were killed at the hands of a mentally-unstable person who broke into a school, past the so-called-security, and killed helpless children. If you believe any conservative (please, don’t call us all Republicans) wouldn’t try to prevent either, then you’d best get to know some on a personal level and stop listening to talking-heads tell you how we’re all terrible humans.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KNLNLVF3LXWHCBAINHSCDTCG2M Ed Thesled

        Hey! It’s not like those 4 people in Benghazi were George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln or Martin Luther King! They were just gum on the shoe of BHO as he marched toward re-election. Just ask Ryan, He’ll explain it to you.

        • Trikke

          …”just a bump in the road….”

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KNLNLVF3LXWHCBAINHSCDTCG2M Ed Thesled

        Hey! It’s not like those 4 people in Benghazi were George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln or Martin Luther King! They were just gum on the shoe of BHO as he marched toward re-election. Just ask Ryan, He’ll explain it to you.

      • Trikke

        Well stated!

    • HappyG

      No Ryan, they were fellow Americans…sorry if the desire for the truth disturbs you.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KNLNLVF3LXWHCBAINHSCDTCG2M Ed Thesled

        Yeah, but they weren’t important people worthy of concern. I mean it isn’t like they were JayZ, Beyonce, Tom Hanks and George Clooney. Ask Ryan. He has the official list of who the prez should care about.

        • HappyG

          The saddest part is Ed, that he probably does.

        • HappyG

          The saddest part is Ed, that he probably does.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KNLNLVF3LXWHCBAINHSCDTCG2M Ed Thesled

        Yeah, but they weren’t important people worthy of concern. I mean it isn’t like they were JayZ, Beyonce, Tom Hanks and George Clooney. Ask Ryan. He has the official list of who the prez should care about.

    • HappyG

      No Ryan, they were fellow Americans…sorry if the desire for the truth disturbs you.

    • http://www.facebook.com/joseph.a.white.16 Joseph A White

      “Beating a dead horse”??? Really, Ryan?? Would you say that were one of those murdered in Benghazi your brother or father?? Those men were AMERICANS murdered at the hands of terrorists and our President did NOTHING to assist them when they begged for help. To compare Benghazi to Newtown is just stupid. But then again…stupid is all we can expect from liberal moon bats like you, Sonny.

      • Hiraghm

        Typical of the left’s mindset… Americans are the *real* enemy, to him.

      • Hiraghm

        Typical of the left’s mindset… Americans are the *real* enemy, to him.

      • BlueStateRepub

        But Ryan Bergen didn’t PERSONALLY know them, so their lives don’t count. This is an Obama voter we’re talking about, you have to think like a spoiled 3-year old in order to understand them.

      • BlueStateRepub

        But Ryan Bergen didn’t PERSONALLY know them, so their lives don’t count. This is an Obama voter we’re talking about, you have to think like a spoiled 3-year old in order to understand them.

      • Trikke

        VERY well stated!

    • http://www.facebook.com/joseph.a.white.16 Joseph A White

      “Beating a dead horse”??? Really, Ryan?? Would you say that were one of those murdered in Benghazi your brother or father?? Those men were AMERICANS murdered at the hands of terrorists and our President did NOTHING to assist them when they begged for help. To compare Benghazi to Newtown is just stupid. But then again…stupid is all we can expect from liberal moon bats like you, Sonny.

    • Julescat

      the difference is that ogabe had hours to save the people in Benghazi and chose not to. If Republicans had hours to save the children in Sandy Hook you know they would act.

      BTW – ogabe went to Vegas to party the day after the Benghazi attack.

    • Julescat

      the difference is that ogabe had hours to save the people in Benghazi and chose not to. If Republicans had hours to save the children in Sandy Hook you know they would act.

      BTW – ogabe went to Vegas to party the day after the Benghazi attack.

    • Hiraghm

      The phrase is “flogging a dead horse”. And how dare you refer to #FLOTUS that way!

    • Hiraghm

      The phrase is “flogging a dead horse”. And how dare you refer to #FLOTUS that way!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KNLNLVF3LXWHCBAINHSCDTCG2M Ed Thesled

      Wow! So the 4 who died in Benghazi are useless and not worthy of our concern. Thank you for clarifying that. By the way, I presume you weren’t one of the those losers who spent 8 years (2001-2008) whining “Bush lied”, “Gore won”, “no WMDs” right?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KNLNLVF3LXWHCBAINHSCDTCG2M Ed Thesled

      Wow! So the 4 who died in Benghazi are useless and not worthy of our concern. Thank you for clarifying that. By the way, I presume you weren’t one of the those losers who spent 8 years (2001-2008) whining “Bush lied”, “Gore won”, “no WMDs” right?

    • auh2064

      What difference, at this point, does it make?

    • auh2064

      What difference, at this point, does it make?

    • Trikke

      And another ignorant libturd heard from.

  • IronButterfly

    Can I get the same health care plan as you and Barry?

  • http://twitter.com/Nick11766 Nick11766

    This is all about Free Speech. After all the gov’t (and their corporate cronies) censor the media and ban books like “America Deceived II”.

    Last link of “America Deceived II” before it is completely censored:

    http://www.amazon.com/America-Deceived-II-Possession-interrogation/dp/1450257437

  • mrbill59

    are you really changing you name to Marie?
    That is all

  • http://freedomsphoenix.com FascistNation

    I love you hackers! This is exactly why Obomba will drone your ass first on the list and give everyone else a heads up.

    OBL
    7-11 Employee of the Year.

    • Bn2D

      No because he’s racist that’s why.

    • Bn2D

      No because he’s racist that’s why.

  • blackvault

    It is always encouraging that people give this type of attention to topics like Benghazi. I feel people are largely ignoring the bad stuff about President Obama, and I can’t understand why. In my opinion, Benghazi is one of the biggest cover-ups since the Kennedy Assassination, and yet, everyone thinks it is some myth concocted by FoxNews. One day, the President, and former Secretary of State Clinton, will have to answer for it. And I hope that day is rapidly approaching.

    For those interested in my research on the topic: http://www.theblackvault.com/m/articles/view/Benghazi-Attack-9-11-2012

    • snapperman

      You can’t figure out why? Affirmative action rumps all.

    • Trikke

      Unfortunately, I doubt obama and clinton will ever answer for Benghazi and obama and holder will also never answer for Fast & Furious!

  • http://twitter.com/RayJ666I Ray

    how do you sleep at night dictating to kids what to eat when your arse is fat?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KNLNLVF3LXWHCBAINHSCDTCG2M Ed Thesled

      Very well, obviously.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KNLNLVF3LXWHCBAINHSCDTCG2M Ed Thesled

      Very well, obviously.

  • http://twitter.com/gentlemanirish N D W

    #askFLOTUS Why you & Barack gave up Law License or be tried in court for Insurance Fraud!? Fraud? Really! So what gives you the right to tell us what to feed our kids?

    • Play Righter

      Do you have any details? I’ve read this claim for years, but have yet to see documentation. The IL Bar records just say they are inactive, as I recall.

    • Play Righter

      Do you have any details? I’ve read this claim for years, but have yet to see documentation. The IL Bar records just say they are inactive, as I recall.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KNLNLVF3LXWHCBAINHSCDTCG2M Ed Thesled

      Simple. They are democrats.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KNLNLVF3LXWHCBAINHSCDTCG2M Ed Thesled

      Simple. They are democrats.

  • http://www.facebook.com/karenoranger Karen Craig O’Rangers

    Ask her why Barry is not responding to cries for help from both Dem and Republic congressional leaders to free Christian pastor Saeed Abedini, an American imprisoned in Iran on charges of evangelizing, was sentenced this morning to eight years in prison.

    http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2013/01/27/where-is-us-government-in-defense-pastor-abedini-and-religious-freedom/

  • Junie3

    Do you think those bangs hide the frauds that you and Odrama are?

    • Morris65

      You must not be a fly as they refer to him as Odorama!

    • Morris65

      You must not be a fly as they refer to him as Odorama!

  • Bn2D

    Why don’t you have country western entertainment at the white house? Like Charley Daniels or Hank Williams.

    • Play Righter

      If you go to the White House site, under photo and video, click on “Performances”. On 11/21/11 they had Country Music night, including Alison Krause, Dierks Bentley, Lyle Lovett, Kris Kristoferson, Darius Rucker and — in a likely audition for his inauguration gig — James Taylor.

    • Play Righter

      If you go to the White House site, under photo and video, click on “Performances”. On 11/21/11 they had Country Music night, including Alison Krause, Dierks Bentley, Lyle Lovett, Kris Kristoferson, Darius Rucker and — in a likely audition for his inauguration gig — James Taylor.

  • bidentime

    #askFLOTUS When you and POTUS agreed on separate vacations he got Reggie Love. What did you get?

    • streekyd

      The stick

      • Fluidizer

        with batteries?

        • AlanABQ

          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • streekyd

      The stick

  • bidentime

    #askFLOTUS When you and POTUS agreed on separate vacations he got Reggie Love. What did you get?

  • Conservative NJ Girl

    Question: What is the concert schedule for the WH over the next six months? I couldn’t find it on Entertainment Tonight!

  • Conservative NJ Girl

    Question: What is the concert schedule for the WH over the next six months? I couldn’t find it on Entertainment Tonight!

  • RightThinking1

    Do you think there will be any fallout for having defaulted on the $10 million dollar loan that paid for the Convention?

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/mar/1/dnc-wont-repay-duke-energy-charlotte-convention-co/

  • RightThinking1

    Do you think there will be any fallout for having defaulted on the $10 million dollar loan that paid for the Convention?

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/mar/1/dnc-wont-repay-duke-energy-charlotte-convention-co/

  • http://www.raymanley.com Raymond Manley

    How do you live with yourself?

  • http://www.raymanley.com Raymond Manley

    How do you live with yourself?

  • pam prewitt

    @pam528, why has POTUS never publicly mentioned the death of #ChrisKyle #FLOTUS.

  • pam prewitt

    @pam528, why has POTUS never publicly mentioned the death of #ChrisKyle #FLOTUS.

  • Martin_Naess

    Being this stupid must be like having a nice, warm blanket rapped around you at all times. Sounds nice actually.

    • ELefevre

      ‘rapped?’ LOL

    • ELefevre

      ‘rapped?’ LOL

  • Martin_Naess

    Being this stupid must be like having a nice, warm blanket rapped around you at all times. Sounds nice actually.

  • a bison

    I think I love Twitter. Impressive Americans on that thread.

  • a bison

    I think I love Twitter. Impressive Americans on that thread.

  • Julescat

    are the taxpayers really on the hook to pay for your personal dog handler at over $100K a year?

    how many White House tours could that salary pay for?

    • Gmama

      Jules, stop calling Michelle’s personal makeup artist the “dog handler”.

  • Julescat

    are the taxpayers really on the hook to pay for your personal dog handler at over $100K a year?

    how many White House tours could that salary pay for?

  • Ron Burgandy

    So FLOTUS why DID you have to surrender that law license of yours?

    • DurkaDurka

      The real Ron Burgandy would never be that smart. Just sayin.

      • Ron Burgandy

        LOL the real Ron is Burgundy, I’m Burgandy, his evil twin.

      • Ron Burgandy

        LOL the real Ron is Burgundy, I’m Burgandy, his evil twin.

    • DurkaDurka

      The real Ron Burgandy would never be that smart. Just sayin.

  • Ron Burgandy

    So FLOTUS why DID you have to surrender that law license of yours?

  • streekyd

    Is/was your life partner husband gay?

  • streekyd

    Is/was your life partner husband gay?

  • SJ’s Dad

    Don’t you have a dog to wok?

  • SJ’s Dad

    Don’t you have a dog to wok?

  • helltoupee29

    #AskFLOTUS On 9/11/12, did you hear PBO at any time say “@LetsMove those folks out of Benghazi”?

  • helltoupee29

    #AskFLOTUS On 9/11/12, did you hear PBO at any time say “@LetsMove those folks out of Benghazi”?

  • MontyRay

    #LetsMove With nearly $48M on food stamps, have you considered collaborating with Bloomberg and just put them all on nutrisystem?

  • MontyRay

    #LetsMove With nearly $48M on food stamps, have you considered collaborating with Bloomberg and just put them all on nutrisystem?

  • Dandee

    Too bad no one will cover all these great questions! Hopefully Rush will bring it to 20 million or so Americans today!

  • Dandee

    Too bad no one will cover all these great questions! Hopefully Rush will bring it to 20 million or so Americans today!

  • mwayne09

    Can you take the same plane on vacation that husband takes? Why do you take a separate plane each time ? How many White House tours would THAT pay for ?

  • mwayne09

    Can you take the same plane on vacation that husband takes? Why do you take a separate plane each time ? How many White House tours would THAT pay for ?

  • http://twitter.com/DianeAFox Diane Fox

    How can you look yourself in the mirror knowing that your vacations cost more than an average person makes in 15 years? Do you enjoy taking their tax dollars and having them pay for your vacations? Did you know that you are self serving cruel?

  • http://twitter.com/DianeAFox Diane Fox

    How can you look yourself in the mirror knowing that your vacations cost more than an average person makes in 15 years? Do you enjoy taking their tax dollars and having them pay for your vacations? Did you know that you are self serving cruel?

  • alostjunkie

    Did you know that $550 pair of shoes you wore to the food bank were fugly and could feed at least 5 families at that food bank?

  • alostjunkie

    Did you know that $550 pair of shoes you wore to the food bank were fugly and could feed at least 5 families at that food bank?

  • copperpeony

    All the good questions are below in the comments.

  • copperpeony

    All the good questions are below in the comments.

  • http://twitter.com/GunnyP80 Gunny

    #AskFLOTUS What did you mean when you said, “can you believe all this for a damn flag.”

    • Trikke

      Ah! Another GOOD ONE!

  • http://twitter.com/GunnyP80 Gunny

    #AskFLOTUS What did you mean when you said, “can you believe all this for a damn flag.”

  • Trikke

    Ok, Moochelle. How is it we cannot afford White House tours but YOU are staging a lavish birthday party at taxpayer expense and you and hubby are already planning your next vacations, again at taxpayer expense?? Are you starting to get the idea, here, that we do not think you are as wonderful as YOU DO????

  • Trikke

    Ok, Moochelle. How is it we cannot afford White House tours but YOU are staging a lavish birthday party at taxpayer expense and you and hubby are already planning your next vacations, again at taxpayer expense?? Are you starting to get the idea, here, that we do not think you are as wonderful as YOU DO????

  • $37091400

    #askFLOTUS Please defend financing and arming terrorists and paying imprisoned,convicted Palestinian terrorists families monthly welfare checks with hundreds of millions of tax payer dollars while canceling WH tours.

  • $37091400

    #askFLOTUS Please defend financing and arming terrorists and paying imprisoned,convicted Palestinian terrorists families monthly welfare checks with hundreds of millions of tax payer dollars while canceling WH tours.

  • Political Hostage

    F-ing Brilliant!!! Keep exposing the Marxist in Chief and his wifey!!

  • Political Hostage

    F-ing Brilliant!!! Keep exposing the Marxist in Chief and his wifey!!

  • Christina_bdba

    Since I read that several big stars were showing up for your Birthday party I’d like to know who is paying for this party and if the money wouldn’t be better spent keeping the White House open to the public? In the campaign Obama asked people to give up presents etc for the cause of re electing him in that spirit I think you should do the same with your birthday party and re open the White House to the public.It is after all OUR HOUSE.

    • Trikke

      Besides, the tours are run by VOLUNTEERS! In closing the White House obama is just being a sh*t!

  • Christina_bdba

    Since I read that several big stars were showing up for your Birthday party I’d like to know who is paying for this party and if the money wouldn’t be better spent keeping the White House open to the public? In the campaign Obama asked people to give up presents etc for the cause of re electing him in that spirit I think you should do the same with your birthday party and re open the White House to the public.It is after all OUR HOUSE.

  • $37091400

    #askFLOTUS Can you explain why illegal immigrant criminals deserve American jobs,healthcare and welfare when the unemployment rate of Mexico is 4.4%,they have socialized healthcare and education ?

  • $37091400

    #askFLOTUS Can you explain why illegal immigrant criminals deserve American jobs,healthcare and welfare when the unemployment rate of Mexico is 4.4%,they have socialized healthcare and education ?

  • $37091400

    #askFLOTUS Why does the government employ majority – minorities at a rate 3 times higher than their percent of the population ? Isn’t that racist ?

    • Trikke

      GOOD ONE!!! That is a VERY good question.

      And yes, it IS racist!

  • Regularguy22

    Stop abusing the Queen

  • Regularguy22

    Stop abusing the Queen

  • $37091400

    #askFLOTUS Studies have shown a 50% increase in obesity within 6 months of women and children going on welfare/ food stamps. Wouldn’t cutting these programs reduce obesity ?

  • $37091400

    #askFLOTUS Studies have shown a 50% increase in obesity within 6 months of women and children going on welfare/ food stamps. Wouldn’t cutting these programs reduce obesity ?

  • gschrank

    #askFLOTUS are you as amused by these wingnuts as i am?

    • precursor

      Only wing nuts are you left wing kooks..who think what your neighbors earn belongs to you.

    • AlanABQ

      Of course she is! She’s always amused by the unwashed middle class…good thing she has wannabe elitists like yourself to back her fat ass up. That, and all the millions upon millions of our tax dollars she wastes being a polished turd.

  • gschrank

    #askFLOTUS are you as amused by these wingnuts as i am?

  • Hiraghm

    This tweet will probably get me in trouble…

    “@FLOTUS @letsmove – Honest, I never touched the woman. “We” don’t have any kids! #ASKFLOTUS”

    (in Response to… “Tomorrow at 11:05ET, I’ll answer some questions about @LetsMove & how we can improve the health of our kids. Join with #AskFLOTUS –mo” )

  • $27934766

    Are you proud of your country now only because you get FREE vacation? Loser

    • Liberterian

      All poor people should be given a free first class vacation at the resort/theme park of their choice twice a year! After all it is not fair to them that the children of hard working Americans get a bigger share of fun. Make Disney & Universal pay the bill, they have so much already!

  • $27934766

    Are you proud of your country now only because you get FREE vacation? Loser

  • $37091400

    #askFLOTUS Have you ever even heard of the American hero Chris Kyle or do you only honor pop star tramps whose husbands shoot and stab people – Beyonce and muslim anti American women ?

  • $37091400

    #askFLOTUS Have you ever even heard of the American hero Chris Kyle or do you only honor pop star tramps whose husbands shoot and stab people – Beyonce and muslim anti American women ?

  • weatherman66

    #askFLOTUS When did this nation adopt a Conjugal Dynasty? I don’t recall you name being on the ballot. What gives you the authority to make policy and spend tax payer’s money?

  • weatherman66

    #askFLOTUS When did this nation adopt a Conjugal Dynasty? I don’t recall you name being on the ballot. What gives you the authority to make policy and spend tax payer’s money?

  • Clover11111

    She surely has someone filtering the hate comments so that she’s not seeing them and her responding? Well, propaganda can always include staging.

  • Clover11111

    She surely has someone filtering the hate comments so that she’s not seeing them and her responding? Well, propaganda can always include staging.

  • $37091400

    #askFLOTUS Government and AMA studies show the only correlations between mass murders since the 70’s is drug induced psychosis ,the closure of mental institutions and negligent mental healthcare . So why do you blame inanimate objects like guns and knives?

    • Trikke

      Another good one!!! So true.

  • $37091400

    #askFLOTUS Government and AMA studies show the only correlations between mass murders since the 70’s is drug induced psychosis ,the closure of mental institutions and negligent mental healthcare . So why do you blame inanimate objects like guns and knives?

  • DurkaDurka

    ROFL

  • DurkaDurka

    ROFL

  • Garth Haycock

    Who the hell do you think you are?

  • Garth Haycock

    Who the hell do you think you are?

  • Trikke

    I’ve got a question. Hey, Moochelle, why is all of obama’s history hidden and sealed from the public. Exactly what is he hiding? If he has nothing to hide, then why hide and seal all of his records?? Answer that one!

  • Trikke

    I’ve got a question. Hey, Moochelle, why is all of obama’s history hidden and sealed from the public. Exactly what is he hiding? If he has nothing to hide, then why hide and seal all of his records?? Answer that one!

  • AmandaE

    I’m sure her staff is filtering those fabulous patriotic tweets and she never even sees them

  • AmandaE

    I’m sure her staff is filtering those fabulous patriotic tweets and she never even sees them

  • Freedom Rides Again

    If Barack had a son, would he look like Trayon Martin and be as smart as Joe Biden?

  • Freedom Rides Again

    If Barack had a son, would he look like Trayon Martin and be as smart as Joe Biden?

  • Freedom Rides Again

    When Adele comes to the White House are you going to bash her for being too rich, too white, and too privileged?

    • Julescat

      too fat?

    • Julescat

      too fat?

    • michael s

      No they will let Adele graze on some grass and leave her alone.

  • Freedom Rides Again

    When Adele comes to the White House are you going to bash her for being too rich, too white, and too privileged?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KNLNLVF3LXWHCBAINHSCDTCG2M Ed Thesled

    Can anyone explain to me how it is appropriate for the President and the First Lady of the United States to spend time with a former drug dealer (who made a fortune writing mysogynistic rap lyrics that refer to women as “b*itches” and “h*s”) and his trophy wife?

    • Trikke

      Good question!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KNLNLVF3LXWHCBAINHSCDTCG2M Ed Thesled

    Can anyone explain to me how it is appropriate for the President and the First Lady of the United States to spend time with a former drug dealer (who made a fortune writing mysogynistic rap lyrics that refer to women as “b*itches” and “h*s”) and his trophy wife?

  • disqus_mYLzpDhY8t

    Do you think ” does this look hideous” when picking out clothes?

  • disqus_mYLzpDhY8t

    Do you think ” does this look hideous” when picking out clothes?

  • PierceEye

    Interesting…..LOOK at the 3 cables plugged into that laptop……she has no mouse and no external keyboard…..1 is the newtwork cable, 1 a power cable…..whats the 3rd 1? Also look at the adapter on the newtwork cable……wonder what her speeds are and ya think there is a bit of security there. LOL

  • PierceEye

    Interesting…..LOOK at the 3 cables plugged into that laptop……she has no mouse and no external keyboard…..1 is the newtwork cable, 1 a power cable…..whats the 3rd 1? Also look at the adapter on the newtwork cable……wonder what her speeds are and ya think there is a bit of security there. LOL

  • yestradamous

    Let me put on a pretty party dress and pearls to tweet.
    I cannot believe this woman is so superficial and shallow.

  • yestradamous

    Let me put on a pretty party dress and pearls to tweet.
    I cannot believe this woman is so superficial and shallow.

  • Tara

    My first thought was WHOSE IDEA WAS IT to paint that room THAT color. Then to hang a flag on the wall. That is awful. Yuck. Then, I thought, many she ain’t answering any of those. But those are the questions we want answered.

  • Tara

    My first thought was WHOSE IDEA WAS IT to paint that room THAT color. Then to hang a flag on the wall. That is awful. Yuck. Then, I thought, many she ain’t answering any of those. But those are the questions we want answered.

  • Myptofvu

    Had to jump on Twitter to see this…it was hilarious, laughed till I cried.

    • Trikke

      Do you think maybe she is getting the message about what We The People REALLY think about her??

  • Myptofvu

    Had to jump on Twitter to see this…it was hilarious, laughed till I cried.

  • auh2064

    So was November 2012 the SECOND time in your life that you’ve been proud of your country?

  • auh2064

    So was November 2012 the SECOND time in your life that you’ve been proud of your country?

  • http://www.facebook.com/rodney.nutt Rodney Nutt

    So exactly why did you surrender your Law License?

  • http://www.facebook.com/rodney.nutt Rodney Nutt

    So exactly why did you surrender your Law License?

  • Stephanie S

    Is your marriage an “arrangement”? Or should we ask Reggie Love?

  • Stephanie S

    Is your marriage an “arrangement”? Or should we ask Reggie Love?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rick-Birmingham/607557842 Rick Birmingham

    Murmuring rabble.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rick-Birmingham/607557842 Rick Birmingham

    Murmuring rabble.

  • Corey

    you people should be ashamed. the first lady (who should be referred to that way out of a matter of respect, regardless of your political leaning) opened up today to take questions about OBESITY, now affecting 1 in 3 children, an ACTUAL danger to their health and future and that of our nation. Of course we need honest answers on Benghazi, but it’s ok to take a minute to discuss the other serious issues facing our country, too. Why can’t Republicans see this? Childhood obesity and public health need to be handled swiftly. The current generation of kids will be the first not to outlive their parents! So think twice before you label Let’s Move “asburd.” I imagine I’ll get trashed now by the hordes of conservatives that seem to be on here…go ahead, have at me.

    • $37930737

      You are absolutely correct until you add in the tiny detail that opinion and the ability to express it is an American attribute. Just like you expressed yours.

    • Richard

      We are worried about our rights and getting droned, not what she or you thinks our kids should eat.

    • Trikke

      moochelle deserves NO respect and neither does her husband. They are destroying this Republic. Grow a brain cell!

    • Julescat

      was cancelling white house tours by the Obamas done for the kids, too?

    • palintologist

      Fat kids (and some are debatable) are still alive. Ambassador Stevens and other American patriots are not. THIRTY witnesses have been hidden (prolly being brainwashed about what they didn’t see) for more than SIX months!

    • AlanABQ

      Dry your eyes, princess.

  • Corey

    you people should be ashamed. the first lady (who should be referred to that way out of a matter of respect, regardless of your political leaning) opened up today to take questions about OBESITY, now affecting 1 in 3 children, an ACTUAL danger to their health and future and that of our nation. Of course we need honest answers on Benghazi, but it’s ok to take a minute to discuss the other serious issues facing our country, too. Why can’t Republicans see this? Childhood obesity and public health need to be handled swiftly. The current generation of kids will be the first not to outlive their parents! So think twice before you label Let’s Move “asburd.” I imagine I’ll get trashed now by the hordes of conservatives that seem to be on here…go ahead, have at me.

  • righthearted

    When will @LetsMove! be packing up and MovingOut! of the White House?? Can’t be soon enough for the American Republic.

  • righthearted

    When will @LetsMove! be packing up and MovingOut! of the White House?? Can’t be soon enough for the American Republic.

  • Quidam Q. Agathezol

    What’s a michelle obama?

  • $37091400

    #askFLOTUS What educational qualifications do you have to determine and lecture about the dietary and physical activity needs of children ? Why American citizens paying $70 million for your Let’s Move tour ?

  • bonnieblue2A

    #askFLOTUS: what cuts are you personally willing to make from your support staff, travel schedule and White House entertainment in light of the sequester?

    #askFLOTUS: why are you throwing yourself a star studded 50th b-day bash while simultaneously closing WH public tours due to lack of funds?

  • Furrystoat

    As expected, Twitter abruptly pulls #ASKFLOTUS from list of USA Top Trending Hashtags after conservatives have a bit of fun with it. Disgusting!

    • Trikke

      Then everyone should just abandon twitter!

  • $37091400

    #askFLOTUS The highest murder rates per capita occur in democratic controlled ,majority – minority dominant cities. These murders are overwhelmingly committed with illegal guns. The average age for a black male to get his first stolen gun is 13 years old,the same age they begin using illegal drugs. What are your solutions to this problem ?

  • LostBoyPA

    You stay classy, Right Wingnuts…

    • Richard

      Classy? You mean like passing laws to kill Americans and take our rights away?

      Do you find it odd, that’s your only rebuttal for all these comments? You have nothing, because your boy Obummer is nothing but a wannabe dictator and his wife has a penis.

    • 2inthehat

      Stay stupid, lefty. Oh wait…you don’t have a choice.

    • Trikke

      Dork wad.

  • Moderated2

    Is that a Wig?

    • Trikke

      Of course it is!

  • $37091400

    #askFLOTUS Your husband released tens of thousands of convicted murders,rapists,child molesters and spousal abuser illegal immigrants into our country since 2010. Why did he choose to endanger Americans instead of deporting those criminals ?

  • caldoc

    This old gal hasn’t got a clue to how life is supposed to be lived. Voters usually get what they vote for and boy have we got a real fat butt for firstist lady.

  • $37930737

    #askFLOTUS: Is it true you’re Chris Rock in drag?

  • Richard

    Well, I will give her one thing. She’s not quote as silent as the people who support her husband. They stfu long ago.

  • bevus

    Hillary and MO as VP!!!!2016, that should keep you awake at night!

  • Poke

    Did you ever act in a supporting role in a Star Wars movie?

  • unomas712

    Does Reggie hog the covers?

  • BryanB61

    Moo

  • http://Texaslady171yahoo.com/ Texaslady68

    How much have you spent on plastic surgery to alter your looks since the campaign of 2008? Money does buy a new face, but it will never buy class! #NARCISSISM

  • jamesgray8

    Is Bengazi a scandal yet? If not, keep yelling at those clouds.

    Hey, mind if I drop this here: the top 1% don’t pay enough in taxes (and I’m one of them); gays should be allowed to marry (not one of them); life doesn’t begin at conception; there is no God, Allah, Zeus, Shiva, or any other supernatural thing; Bush lied to get the country into war; Obama was very likely not born in Kenya; health care should be a right for every American; evolution is scientifically indisputable; Climate change is scientifically probable; ghosts do not exist; creationism is hogwash; Rush Limbaugh lies almost constantly; most of the Republican party seems either racist, sexist, homophobic, or profoundly ignorant — and usually, Tea Party folks are more than one of those categories.

    Other than that, you guys got it all figured out. Have fun with your echo chamber and keep on preaching to the choir.

    • Moderated2

      Is that a Wig M Obama is wearing?

      • jamesgray8

        Forgot that on my list. I can’t say for sure. But we should get some Senators filibustering until we figure this out.

        • $23237682

          Oh you also have a sense of humor!! He, he, he! I forgot to add that to the list above: liberals think they are spakin’ hilarious – when obnoxious would actually be a better term.

          • jamesgray8

            Flirting with me will get you nowhere. I am happily married.

          • $23237682

            James ~ I would not flirt with you if you were the last man in a bar on a lonely Saturday night…

          • jamesgray8

            Good, because I wouldn’t want you to get your hopes up.

            Enjoy your cats. They won’t argue back.

          • $23237682

            “Good, because I wouldn’t want you to get your hopes up.”

            Oh…no worries there…

          • jamesgray8

            You’re probably right not to have much hope. No matter what other great qualities you might have, stubborn ignorance and deep-down cruelty are difficult to cure.

          • $23237682

            “Good, because I wouldn’t want you to get your hopes up.”

            Oh…no worries there…

    • Trikke

      Run along now, little slobbering libtard. obama needs his boots licked.

      • jamesgray8

        Ha ha, let’s talk first. I haven’t praised Obama for quite a while, but really, Benghazi? Why is there outrage? What’s got you all worked up about this?

    • $23237682

      Benghazi would only be a scandal for you if there was an R in the WH… Oh…wait I get you now. You really do not know about Bengahzi. Just another liberal know-it-all who really knows nothing, thinks history began on the day that he was born, cannot wait to insult other people’s beliefs, understands there are no beliefs but his own, divides people based on race, income, gender, and age (and then only supports them if they are a democrat – which is why I left NOW), has no sense of self-preservation, and cannot wait to give up every right he has to a government system that he views as all-knowing and all-powerful as long as there are democrats running it. And yet… he runs around the country identifying himself as the most tolerant, intelligent, compassionate human being on the face of the earth…when he is actually none of those things.

      BTW – you are wrong about even Limabaugh. I was a democrat/NOW memeber/Peta member (embarrassed to even ADMIT that now). I, too believed he was a chauvinist, who knew nothing. Then, I actually listened to him. Had to come to admit that what he said…turned out to be correct. When I listen to him — I do because — he thinks like me!!

      • jamesgray8

        I don’t think it would be a scandal for me if Mitt Romney were President. Unless there were some kind of smoking gun that said the administration knew about what was going to happen, and for whatever reason, decided against acting (you know, like a “Bin Laden Determined to Strike Within U.S.” memo). Or, made up intelligence (you know, like yellow-cake uranium or WMDs), and then later covered it up by outing an active operative. Any of those things happen? Or something similar?

        If you were a friend, I’d have a book-off with you. You could have me read any book, and you’d read one of mine. I think I might suggest you read “Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot.” Or the sequel. Because it details a small portion of Rush’s outright fabrications, and his laughable “fact-checking” system. So if he thinks like you, then your very grasp of how critical thinking works is, quite sadly, severely flawed. I’d rather live in the world of facts and evidence than feelings and prejudices.

        • $23237682

          Well, that is where you and I differ: it WOULD be a scandal for me if Romney were in the White House. I would be furious if Romney let those men die and then had the audacity to stand at their funeral in front of their FAMILIES and allow himself and the Secretary of State to continue to blame a video!! But don’t worry..I guarantee if Bush, or Reagan, or Romney were in the WH when it happened you, and Chris Matthews, would have an issue with what happened over there.

          Honestly, I have no desire to be your friend, or share in the process of reading a book with you. Already too many books on my list – both on a personal and a professional level. In addition, I would never want to participate in your line of “fact-checking” as it is too “selective” to truly come to any factual understanding. I have not read Limbaugh’s books, nor would I ever waste my time reading a book written by an “emotional” liberal and titled “Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot”. I would not have even read that book when I was a democrat! Please do not talk to me about severely flawed thinking…YOU read the book “Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot” and for what? To form an opinion, or reinforce an opinion? Sorry, life is too short and there is too much to learn.

          You? Living in the world of facts and evidence? Now THAT is funny!!!

          • jamesgray8

            The point is that I don’t see this as a scandal, left or right. It’s not partisan. Everything for you seems to be partisan. That’s sad for you.

            But, yes, I read “Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot” because someone in my family loved Rush and used to talk all the time about his moronic world view. The title, like this whole website, is meant only to appeal to one side. But the book quite clearly points out hundreds of Rush’s lies and distortions. I thought the title was silly, but it turns out that it was actually pretty kind to that anti-American blob of pill-addled pedophile.

            It’s your right to remain ignorant, but the truth’s out there. I may not be especially political right now, but I remain proficient at critical thought. Right now, Benghazi sounds like more of the same partisan hackery and obstructionism that constitute the entire Republican playbook — a playbook, incidentally, that has been most recently spearheaded by Rush Limbaugh.

          • $23237682

            I am not ignorant James. In addition, I have read your comments all over this board, so you have some set to call ME partisan. This “board” was established by a woman who considers herself to be a conservative. You know James, similar to MSNBC. When I watch that channel I only expect to hear liberal/progressive talking points/opinions from partisans who present themselves as objective journalists. I don’t tune in expecting to be presented with nonpartisan news stories. It is funny how democrats expect all sources, except their own (e.g., Media Matters; Huffington Post, etc) to be nonpartisan. The immaturity is barely palpable.

            As for me, I am especially political right now and have been for quite some time. I read consistently and proficiently. I was trained how to conduct research, have conducted research and understand how to engage in critical thinking and how to formulate an argument, And, like I said, I am a former democrat. I left the party when I realized that if you were a woman or a minority and did not “tow” the democrat agenda, you were demeaned, ridiculed and ostracized. Specifically, I left when I realized that NOW was not interested in supporting all women, as I was, but just democrat women. I was done.

            Finally, if I have learned partisanship from anyone, it was what the democrats have taught me over the years. My republican friends are very quiet and keep their opinions close to the vest. So, job well done from your side of the aisle!

          • jamesgray8

            You’re a lovely communicator. But you are certainly stubborn.

            You told me you listened to Rush. I told you that there is a book (more than one, actually) that details hundreds of his lies, exposing him as a complete fraud. You could easily go look this up for yourself on the internet, and go to primary sources yourself. And yet you choose to actively ignore it rather than challenge your own beliefs.

            I get it. You are a person of faith. You don’t care what the facts are. So be it. That makes life easier and more pleasant for you, and I’m happy it makes for another happy person in the world. However, it’s also clear to me that this is very much why you switched from the Democratic Party to the Republican Party.

            But for me, facts don’t have a political party. They either are, or they aren’t. So, for instance, when I hear that giving out free birth control leads to less abortions and a lower teenage pregnancy rate, I don’t freak out and say “YOU CAN’T GIVE KIDS CONDOMS!” I say “Well, I don’t really want kids having sex, but they’re going to do it anyway, so our policy might as well not make it worse.”

          • $23237682

            I am not ignorant James. In addition, I have read your comments all over this board, so you have some set to call ME partisan. This “board” was established by a woman who considers herself to be a conservative. You know James, similar to MSNBC. When I watch that channel I only expect to hear liberal/progressive talking points/opinions from partisans who present themselves as objective journalists. I don’t tune in expecting to be presented with nonpartisan news stories. It is funny how democrats expect all sources, except their own (e.g., Media Matters; Huffington Post, etc) to be nonpartisan. The immaturity is barely palpable.

            As for me, I am especially political right now and have been for quite some time. I read consistently and proficiently. I was trained how to conduct research, have conducted research and understand how to engage in critical thinking and how to formulate an argument, And, like I said, I am a former democrat. I left the party when I realized that if you were a woman or a minority and did not “tow” the democrat agenda, you were demeaned, ridiculed and ostracized. Specifically, I left when I realized that NOW was not interested in supporting all women, as I was, but just democrat women. I was done.

            Finally, if I have learned partisanship from anyone, it was what the democrats have taught me over the years. My republican friends are very quiet and keep their opinions close to the vest. So, job well done from your side of the aisle!

        • mike_in_kosovo

          (you know, like a “Bin Laden Determined to Strike Within U.S.” memo)

          You mean the memo that talked about *UNVERIFIED* reports that planes might be *HIJACKED* (not used as IEDs)? That memo?

          (you know, like yellow-cake uranium)

          You mean the several hundred tons that were shipped to Canada from Iraq, post invasion?

          For someone that bleats so much about fabrications, you sure do use a lot of them.

          • jamesgray8

            Ha. Read the memo right now. The exact phrasing is “terrorist strike.” Not “hijacking.” Have some integrity.

            And check snopes.com on your “tons of uranium shipped from Iraq to Canada.” Proven false.

            Your are wrong or you are a liar.

    • RightThinking1

      “probable”? Perhaps “probabble”? I’m not sure, may be just a typo…, or parapraxis. Hard to say…

      ” racist, sexist, homophobic,”….., Okay, I wondered how long it would take to make the leap from Benghazi to label flinging. Managed to do it in one long run-on sentence. Kudos!

      • jamesgray8

        Thanks for the kudos – you must be that one thumbs up that I earned.

        The semi-colons make it less run-on than you think. But here, I’ll speak in shorter sentences, so I don’t lose anyone:

        I like your “probabble” comment – that’s clever wordplay.

        Do you not see subtle racism in accusations of Obama being a Muslim?

        How about all of the little jabs about his vanity and pride? Does that not strike you as being a little bit of white guys being mad that Obama is too “uppity” for their tastes?

        Are the Republican Party’s positions on abortion, rape, and women not generally sexist?

        My wording was loose, but I didn’t say all Republicans are racist or ignorant. I used the word “most.” I’ll change it to “many” if you’d like.

    • me

      Wow! I bet that post earned you $.50 by MoveOn.idiots

      • jamesgray8

        The most telling thing is that no one has really bothered to try attacking the meat of what I’m saying.

        But is that true – does Moveon.org pay people to post in little cesspools like this? If it’s true, I didn’t know that. Not sure how they’d profit from stirring up a hornet’s nest of bigots and Unibombers.

        I’m happy to do this for free, though.

        • me

          ***But is that true – does Moveon.org pay people to post in little cesspools like this? you asked?

          You are known by the company that you keep…

          • Calcat36

            So far, all of the mass murderers have been liberals, or brought up in liberal homes by liberal parents. Why do they raise such angry children? james is probably a Floyd Lee Corkins look alike and a member in good standing of the Southern Poverty Law Center, operating out of his mommy’s basement. Check jamesgay8 for Chik-Fil-A sandwiches. Any more than one bag is a murder spree waiting to happen.

          • jamesgray8

            I think we’ve finally found a point of agreement.

          • Calcat36

            Yeah, rational people know you are wrong. To which, we all agree.

          • jamesgray8

            I do not think this word “rational” means what you think it means.

          • Calcat36

            Look it up agitator. Media matters and their drones do not fit the definition. But you are correct in your first 4 words: “I do not think.” That is painfully obvious liberal socialist. If you had the ability to think, you would reject liberal socialist politically correct mind bending! But you are correct. You do not think.

            jamesgray8 to Calcat36 • an hour ago

            I do not think this word “rational” means what you think it means.

          • jamesgray8

            Okay, I found a way to get closer to the definition. If you are a religious person who believes in stuff based on faith, you are not rational. How’s that for a start?

          • Calcat36

            If you are a liberal who believes that you can control the environment based on faith, you are not rational. That fits perfectly. How’s China doing without regulations? Burning oil and coal and surviving. Explain WWII and Hiroshima. Muva Earf recouped quite well. Along with all of the pollutants sunk on ships, tanks rolling along for miles, aircraft dropping multitudes of bombs, Soddomy Hussein burning oil fields… If we detonated every nuclear weapon in existence, toolbag, we coud not destroy the earf.

          • jamesgray8

            What are you talking about?

            I just told you I have no faith. I am a rationalist. No religion. I don’t believe in anything supernatural. Which is why I’d rather focus on making this life great, and saving the planet ourselves. I strongly believe government needs to regulate private enterprise. That’s one reason I’m not a Republican.

            By the way, detonating all the nuclear weapons in existence wouldn’t crack the planet in half, but it certainly wouldn’t be good for humanity. In any case, what is your point?

          • Calcat36

            Your faith, idiot, is in climate change.You are by no means rational! You are a rabid believer without proof that surpasses any bible thumper. You certainly have faith because you believe in a scientifically unproven theory. Of course humanity would be wiped out toolbag. I’ll type slower so you can keep up. Point is man CANNOT save or destroy the earf NO MATTER WHAT. And you just admitted it. So if we can’t nuke muva earf into oblivion, how the hell can “carbon footprints” do it? And by the way, Algore has the biggest carbon footprint this side of China!

            I have the ability to think, that is why I am no liberal like you. Nor am I a republican. You assume too much in your little racist, closed minded world.

          • jamesgray8

            Now you’re getting silly.

            Who said anything about carbon footprints?

            Like I said, I’ve simply done my homework on global climate change, and this one’s just out of your league. You’re obviously not the most well-educated person on the internet.

            Nevertheless, you can still have some manners.

          • Calcat36

            You have done “homework on climate change?Who dear liberal, assigned that homework? You certainly have made a decision that even climatologists cannot agree upon. Who are you really? Insults again because of a disagreement in opinion? After all, dear liberal, climate change is not a proven law, nor is it a valid theory. When you understand that, then you can call names. But since you do call names, you weaken your argument exponentially.

            When you have manners, liberal, I will extend the same courtesy. If you insist on detracting with name calling, I will treat you the same way. I am no John Me-Cain or closeted Lindsay Grahmnesty.

          • jamesgray8

            Does NASA have a liberal bias?

            http://climate.nasa.gov/evidence/

            You lose. No name-calling necessary.

          • Calcat36

            Look it up agitator. Media matters and their drones do not fit the definition. But you are correct in your first 4 words: “I do not think.” That is painfully obvious liberal socialist. If you had the ability to think, you would reject liberal socialist politically correct mind bending! But you are correct. You do not think.

            jamesgray8 to Calcat36 • an hour ago

            I do not think this word “rational” means what you think it means.

          • jamesgray8

            I do not think this word “rational” means what you think it means.

        • Calcat36

          The “meat” of what you are saying is not meat. It is fat. Nothing more than programmed liberal talking points. Please, james, rationalize Christoper Dorner to me and his love for Soetoro and all things liberal. He used a gun as he decried gun violence.

          • jamesgray8

            Sorry, I don’t subscribe to the liberal newsletter . . . just happened across your little circle of conspiracy theorists and thought it would be fun to reach out.

          • Calcat36

            Keep writing that. We all see through you. Wow, a transparent liberal! First of his/her/it’s kind! Good for you, agitator!

            FDR was a HUGE conspiracy theorist and he is a god to you leftists. Just ask the Japanese. Now your pal wants to DRONE the crap out of his enemies for “revenge.” He no longer carries a gun to a knife fight. He overflights a drone. Like you. And the BS of “finding your way here” is exactly that, agitator.

            Hey ahh, loser, is Gitmo still open? Didn’t your war hero/Nobel peace prize winner sign his name to his first executive order to close the joint down? Aren’t you really upset by that betrayal? That LIE? Why is your hero allowing torture to continue by rendition? You know he approved that as well, right?

          • jamesgray8

            First of my kind?

            Tell that to the more than 50% of the country that voted for Obama.

          • Calcat36

            Less than that. He got multiple votes. Look it up and you will see insurgents who are admitting to voter fraud. Nice try though. That’s why you and your leftist socialists don’t want voter ID laws. Really, you want to go to kindergarten stuff?

          • jamesgray8

            Now you’re saying that the election was fraudulent? Oh man, you and I would be fun together at parties.

          • jamesgray8

            First of my kind?

            Tell that to the more than 50% of the country that voted for Obama.

          • Calcat36

            Keep writing that. We all see through you. Wow, a transparent liberal! First of his/her/it’s kind! Good for you, agitator!

            FDR was a HUGE conspiracy theorist and he is a god to you leftists. Just ask the Japanese. Now your pal wants to DRONE the crap out of his enemies for “revenge.” He no longer carries a gun to a knife fight. He overflights a drone. Like you. And the BS of “finding your way here” is exactly that, agitator.

            Hey ahh, loser, is Gitmo still open? Didn’t your war hero/Nobel peace prize winner sign his name to his first executive order to close the joint down? Aren’t you really upset by that betrayal? That LIE? Why is your hero allowing torture to continue by rendition? You know he approved that as well, right?

          • jamesgray8

            Sorry, I don’t subscribe to the liberal newsletter . . . just happened across your little circle of conspiracy theorists and thought it would be fun to reach out.

    • funkybarfly

      So you get all of your information from The View then?

      • jamesgray8

        I get my information from your mom.

        • Calcat36

          Awesome come back. Are you 10 years old?

          • jamesgray8

            I know. It’s stupid, but come on, The View. I think we can all agree that’s a terrible show. I can’t stand 10 seconds of it. I panic to find the remote if I ever see it.

        • Calcat36

          Awesome come back. Are you 10 years old?

        • funkybarfly

          Well she’s been lying her ass off.

          • jamesgray8

            okay, that’s funny.

          • jamesgray8

            okay, that’s funny.

        • funkybarfly

          Well she’s been lying her ass off.

    • Calcat36

      Prove there is no God professor, yet you “believe” in climate change without scientific proof, which happens very day. Consensus is not scientific proof, and as long as there are scientists who disagree, YOU lose the argument, genius! We had 2 feet of snow (global cooling) 3 days ago. Today it was 50 degrees (global warming) and tomorrow it will be cold again (climate change)! The climate changes every day. Only tools like you think taxes and liberals can control it. Why does Algore fly in a personal jet? Why does your bishop Algore still use fossil fuels instead of solar panels made in CHINA and wind turbines, or ride a bike because we all know he is as fat as a balloon!

      Please tell me one thing Rush has lied about. (Quick get the talking point from media matters!) Democrats are racist, bigoted, homophobes. Bob Byrd ring a bell? I have a question for you about lying. Who came up with the term “sequester?” Then who lied and said planes would fall out of the sky the second it went into effect?

      Here are some truths about democrats and civil rights: Learn yo’sef who da racists really are, Bob Byrd!

      http://www.postchronicle.com/cgi-bin/artman/exec/view.cgi?archive=273&num=384751

      • jamesgray8

        You can’t prove there is no God, just as you can’t prove there is not Santa Claus. This is basic logic. If you can’t get this, you’re beyond hope.

        One doesn’t “believe” in scientific theories – one follows the scientific process to assess the evidence. One (or five) idiot scientists does not mean the evidence is false. Some people still believe the Earth is flat.

        Global climate change is an overall rising in global yearly temperatures. It’s causing the ice shelf to melt to unprecedented levels.

        Rush lies just about every day. From his pill popping to his trips to find little boys in the Dominican Republic.

        The racists are the people who apply negative stereotypes to a group of people based solely on race. Can be either Democratic or Republican. But a higher % in the Republican Party. (See, for instance, the South.)

        • Calcat36

          Says you, scientist. Ted Danson said the seas would die in the 80’s, yet he dines on caviar to this day. Time magazine said we were going to freeze in the 70’s. Wrong. Everywhere your apostle Algore shows up, he brings a snow storm of record amounts. By the way, Aristotle, Strabo, Eratosthenes & Ptolemy were the first to say the earf was round. Losers like you called them names, crazy,etc…

          You do the stereotyping here, calling everyone who shoots you down a racist. Again, loser, look up the Kansas-Nebraska Act. Look what democrats have aid about blacks throughout history and look around to see how they keep them on the plantation by mocking those that study, stay out of trouble, and lead good lives.

          • jamesgray8

            Okay, so, hand pick a few examples and suddenly climate science is all wrong. Good logic.

            You know about the Southern Strategy, right? The thing that changed the parties of the racists from Democratic to Republican? Try out some history sometime.

          • Calcat36

            Southern Strategy. Was that when FDR said he could have blacks voting democrat for 100 years?

            Hand picking a few examples? Isn’t that what you do when you dismiss a hand full of scientists that disagree with your theory?

            Can’t have it both ways liberal. Your logic, theory, and rationalization is completelty flawed!

            I didn’t “pick” them. They lied and I point to their obvious and scientifically proven FLAWS just like you climate change zealots. And you fell for it. Because you “feel” it was right! And you still want it to be so! All as muva earf (gaia) could give a crap about you and your leftist liberal socialist theories.

          • jamesgray8

            My, you are persistent, if absolutely nothing else.

            Some of the more prominent climate scientists who disagree with the proof of climate change (and there were only a few) were funded by ExxonMobil. Just how trustworthy do you think they were? You should get off of this subject – you’re destined to lose here, too. I’ve actually done some homework here.

            And the Southern Strategy was not about FDR. Just look it up. Stop being so stubbornly ignorant. It’s not a good quality, even as an anonymous person on the internet. It just entrenches you more into beliefs that have no connection to reality.

            As I mentioned before, I’m not a “feeling” or “faith-based” person. Another one of the reasons I find Republicanism ridiculous — too much religion and superstitious claptrap at its core.

          • Calcat36

            Doctor Roy Spencer. Not funded by big oil. Independently intelligent. I am very persistent when trolls like you spew bs. So I respond by saying your climate change is claptrap, superstitious, ad a religion that you BELIEVE in without scientific proof. That is why you are liberal. You never answer critical questions. You deflect with talking points, like this bs post I am responding to. Stubbornly ignorant? Tell me your feelings about: Mia Love. LTC Allen West. Herman Cain. Tim Scott. Walter E. Williams. David Webb. Clarence Thomas. Thomas Sowell. Martin Luther King. Alveta King. Apostle Claver. Dr. Ben Carson. Cornell West. Condoleezza Rice. Colin Powell. Michael Steele, who Schmuckie Choomer illegally ran a credit report on by illegally using his social security number. Shoomer is WHITE/liberal and set out to keep the black man in his place. JD Watts. I can go on, but please share your tolerant view of these black Americans.

          • jamesgray8

            Oh my gosh I don’t have enough time to talk about all of this. I wish I did. You are fascinating. Like finding a caveman frozen in ice.

            Have the last 20 years had any of the warmest years on record or not?

          • Calcat36

            Depends on the source. You, cavewoman have not answered WWII and all of those pollutants. There should have been a measurable spike in warming then, right?

          • jamesgray8

            I’ll answer this the same way I just answered another one.

            Does NASA have a liberal bias?

            http://climate.nasa.gov/evidence/

            And so again, I say: you lose.

        • Calcat36

          Says you, scientist. Ted Danson said the seas would die in the 80’s, yet he dines on caviar to this day. Time magazine said we were going to freeze in the 70’s. Wrong. Everywhere your apostle Algore shows up, he brings a snow storm of record amounts. By the way, Aristotle, Strabo, Eratosthenes & Ptolemy were the first to say the earf was round. Losers like you called them names, crazy,etc…

          You do the stereotyping here, calling everyone who shoots you down a racist. Again, loser, look up the Kansas-Nebraska Act. Look what democrats have aid about blacks throughout history and look around to see how they keep them on the plantation by mocking those that study, stay out of trouble, and lead good lives.

      • jamesgray8

        You can’t prove there is no God, just as you can’t prove there is not Santa Claus. This is basic logic. If you can’t get this, you’re beyond hope.

        One doesn’t “believe” in scientific theories – one follows the scientific process to assess the evidence. One (or five) idiot scientists does not mean the evidence is false. Some people still believe the Earth is flat.

        Global climate change is an overall rising in global yearly temperatures. It’s causing the ice shelf to melt to unprecedented levels.

        Rush lies just about every day. From his pill popping to his trips to find little boys in the Dominican Republic.

        The racists are the people who apply negative stereotypes to a group of people based solely on race. Can be either Democratic or Republican. But a higher % in the Republican Party. (See, for instance, the South.)

  • Trikke

    A potted plant next to a potted plant.

  • Guest

    #askFLOTUS: What is 2 + 2 ?

  • jamesgray8

    Can someone summarize this site’s view on the deaths at Bengazi? What, exactly, are you proposing the administration did wrong? I just can’t find any concise answers on this anywhere.

    • $23237682

      Please tell me that is sarcasm!!

      • jamesgray8

        Nope. I get that Nixon authorized the burglary of the DNC Headquarters. I get that Reagan traded arms for hostages. I get that Bush lied about WMDs to drive the country to war in Iraq. I get that Clinton lied about cheating on his wife. So what is the underlying concept of what Obama did wrong here? Was there an “Al Qaeda Determined to Attack Within Borders of U.S.” type memo/warning? Is there a cover-up?

        • http://batman-news.com SalmonDaze

          Do you “get” that Obama walked guns to Mexico?
          Do you “get” that Obama was forewarned about attacks on the 9/11 anniversary?
          Do you “get” that Obama has purchased enough ammunition to supply our army for 20 years of a hot war, but that it is reserved for use on US soil?
          Do you “get” that Obama implemented the largest taxes in US history in 2011, then again in 2012?

          Of course you do; you simply apply your selective amnesia as it supports your political ideology. As others on the loonatic Left; you’re just a hypocrite beholden to your marxist masters.

          • jamesgray8

            – Mexico – DEA program gone wrong, right? Not that big a deal to me. Law enforcement officials were trying to stop a bigger problem, and it blew up in their faces. They screwed up. Fire them, get new people, move on.
            – forewarned about attacks – where is the evidence? (And you “get” that the Bush Administration’s incompetence brought us the first 9/11, right?)
            – you think Obama is going to attack America? Do you think that might be a touch paranoid?
            – I don’t agree with how you frame Obama’s tax policy, but even if I did: Bush’s tax cut for the rich, along with two wars — means we all have to pay more. I love this country. I am willing to pay my fair share. I happily support Social Security and Medicare. And health care for all, in fact.

            As for my “selective amnesia” – you folks are in an echo chamber of similar-thinking people. Viewpoints and opinions don’t matter. Facts do. Share some facts on why Benghazi must be a huge scandal, and perhaps we can find a point of agreement.

          • $23237682

            No. He only “gets it” when it is a Republican….But from what I understand, he is much better “critical thinker” than me….

        • Calcat36

          Lied about Iraq? So the brilliant, most educated and informed liberals, like YOU who voted FOR the war, couldn’t see through such simple lies? Did you forget the janitor in the aspirin factory that slick willey bombed to distract from his adultery, as he signed the Courts Martial of 600 servicemen and women for the very crime he lied about?

          Hey, professor, who illegally bombed Libya again? Who gave weapons to Mexican drug cartels?

          • http://ixquick.com Mark III

            Check out President Clinton’s Iraq Liberation Act of 1998. Few people seem to be aware of it.

        • Calcat36

          Lied about Iraq? So the brilliant, most educated and informed liberals, like YOU who voted FOR the war, couldn’t see through such simple lies? Did you forget the janitor in the aspirin factory that slick willey bombed to distract from his adultery, as he signed the Courts Martial of 600 servicemen and women for the very crime he lied about?

          Hey, professor, who illegally bombed Libya again? Who gave weapons to Mexican drug cartels?

        • http://ixquick.com Mark III

          President Clinton passed the Iraq Liberation Act of 1998 (H.R. 4655), which contained WMD charges against Iraq. Of course President Bush eventually escalated the policy with military action. Hussein had also threatened to drop out of the US/OPEC arrangement which requires US $ for OPEC oil. Iran is now doing the same thing by accepting the Chinese Yuan. Stay tuned.

          • jamesgray8

            Should have kept reading the Wikipedia entry there, Mark III. Then the weapons were destroyed, and inspectors were allowed in to verify that fact.

            Bush didn’t escalate any policy. He took 9/11 and used it as an excuse to attack Hussein. We were attacked by OBL, with zero coordination from Iraq. This wasn’t WMD. This was a half-assed lie that only held up a few months before it was torn down.

          • http://ixquick.com Mark III

            I don’t get my information from Wikipedia, I pay attention to legislation. The Iraq WMD charges began with Clinton, not Bush. I’m not defending Bush by the way, so pay better attention next time. I’m sure the inspectors checked every inch of Iraq to make sure they were all gone by the time Clinton left office, especially if he said so. Strange to see Clinton and the Bushes running around together later on wasn’t it.

    • Calcat36

      Get out of the liberal cesspool you are swimming in, walk towards the light, and you will find the answers to the question. And liberal/progressive, America hater… Explain what your hero Soetoro did right, other than get the body bags over there in a timely fashion.

      • jamesgray8

        Good answer, bro. Doesn’t really answer the question, though. What did they do wrong that got you villagers gathering the pitchforks?

        • Calcat36

          First, you are not my “bro.” Second, I am a retired Marine. Third, former SEAL’s do not laze targets if they are not expecting, or were told that air support would be available.

          You would be going out of your skull if Booosh were preezie o’ da steeezie when this went down. You knuckle draggers still insist 9/11 was an inside job to this day!

          So you didn’t answer the question. What did your hero do right, while he was sleeping before his big Vegas fundraiser as Americans were dying? Surley, the nobel peace prize winner could have deterred the event with his vast intellect, right? I mean, if he wasn’t sleeping…

          • jamesgray8

            Never, ever would say 9/11 was an inside job. Your jump in logic there is troubling.

            I’m simply asking – what did he do wrong? Where is the conspiracy? Why is there outrage among this small % of people on the right?

          • Calcat36

            You mean other than sleeping and not answering the phone at 3am like Hillary said he would not do when Americans were being attacked? Please clarify your question.

          • jamesgray8

            This sounds like a fairy tale. You believe someone called Obama on his cell phone, and he just decided not to answer it? How’s the weather on your planet?

          • Calcat36

            No, I believe the liberal press that reported the White House was watching it live, just like the osama kill! And that obama rappelled down a rope with the SEAL’s and personally shot osama. Osama, obama, what’s the difference said tedward kennedy once!

          • jamesgray8

            Huh? Did you hit the sauce in the last 15 minutes or something? That makes no sense.

          • jamesgray8

            This sounds like a fairy tale. You believe someone called Obama on his cell phone, and he just decided not to answer it? How’s the weather on your planet?

          • Calcat36

            You mean other than sleeping and not answering the phone at 3am like Hillary said he would not do when Americans were being attacked? Please clarify your question.

          • jamesgray8

            Never, ever would say 9/11 was an inside job. Your jump in logic there is troubling.

            I’m simply asking – what did he do wrong? Where is the conspiracy? Why is there outrage among this small % of people on the right?

    • AlanABQ

      What did this administration do wrong? They did NOTHING, that’s what. And then they lied for weeks about it, jailed an independent filmmaker for it, and then refused to release any useable info to this very day.
      You MUST be a troll; you simply cannot be this stupid to ask such a question.

      • jamesgray8

        No, I’m not fully trolling on this question. I find it difficult to wrap my head around what’s got you hornets all stirred up.

        So, okay, they did nothing . . . what, while the surprise terrorist attack was happening?

        Then they lied for weeks about it . . . you mean they didn’t tell you right away exactly what happened? They investigated first? The NERVE of these monsters! You, internet nobody, have a right to know!

        They jailed an independent filmmaker (who also happened to be on parole for bank fraud) for it.

        And they still refuse to tell you, Mr. Internet Nobody, what happened while it’s under investigation.

        You’re right, the American experiment has failed. Let’s give ourselves back to England.

  • $48245650

    Cool story, trolls!

  • Scarface13

    Living Large in the Obama White House

    The hoi polloi aren’t welcome, but Marie Antoinette would be at home.

    By Charles
    C. W. Cooke

    We are now firmly ensconced in the brutal Age of the
    Sequester, and things in America are grave. The federal government, we learned
    on Wednesday, is so strapped for cash that the president has been forced to cut
    off the People’s access
    to the home he’s borrowing from them. He didn’t want to have to do this,
    naturally — “particularly during the popular spring touring season.” But
    then Congress just had to go and acquiesce in measures that the president
    himself had suggested and signed into law. How beastly! We axed 2.6 percent
    from a $44.8 trillion budget, and now the president can’t even afford the
    $18,000 per week necessary to retain the seven staff members who facilitate
    citizens’ enjoying self-guided tours around the White House.

    The executive mansion is not in that
    much trouble, of course. It’s certainly not in sufficiently dire straits for Air Force One ($181,757 per hour) to be grounded,
    or to see the executive chef ($100,000 per year) furloughed, or to cut back on
    the hours of the three full-time White House calligraphers ($277,050 per year
    for the trio), or to limit the invaluable work of the chief of staff to the
    president’s dog
    ($102,000 per year), or to trim his ridiculous motorcade ($2.2 million). If
    Ellen DeGeneres wants another dancercize session or Spain holds another
    clothing sale, the first family will be there before you can say “citizen
    executive.” Fear ye not, serfs: Austerity may be the word of the week,
    but the president is by no means in any danger of being forced to live like the
    president of a republic instead of like a king.

    When Calvin Coolidge was president
    in the glitzy 1920s, he took the republican ideal so seriously that he ended up
    in a series of tiffs with the White House housekeeper,
    Elizabeth Jaffray, over the cost of state dinners, and took to admonishing the
    executive branch for using too many pencils. Such behavior now serves only as a
    punchline to a joke that is not funny. The current annual cost of the White
    House — just in household expenses, not the policy operations for which it
    exists — is $1.4 billion: Annually, presidential vacations cost $20 million (the low estimate for
    one presidential vacation to Hawaii is $4 million, but the true
    cost is probably five times that); the first family’s yearly health-care costs
    are $7 million; more than $6 million is spent on the White House grounds each
    year. Transporting the president cost $346 million last year. But as Michelle
    Obama might say, America is basically a downright mean sort of place, so the tours
    will just have to go. One hopes at least that the calligraphers were recruited
    to sign the docents’ pink slips.

    It’s not just the cost that stuns —
    it’s the pomp,
    too. The expense is often justified on the grounds of security. But for someone
    who wishes to remain inconspicuous, the president isn’t exactly subtle about
    things. In the 1930s, Eleanor Roosevelt tried to refuse Secret Service
    protection but was overruled. Nonetheless, for fear that “their presence made
    her look more like a Queen flanked by an Imperial Guard,” she refused to let
    the agents who tailed her make themselves known to the public, notes Philip H.
    Melanson. I was in Washington, D.C., once when George W. Bush’s presidential
    motorcade came past. It was like watching a Michael Bay movie about traffic,
    but with more special effects. “Imperial Guard” doesn’t do it justice. One can
    imagine Noel Coward: “Dear boy, I simply loved you in Pennsylvania
    Avenue!”

    Like many of his predecessors,
    President Coolidge recognized that Americans looked up to the president as the
    only nationally elected politician, and he sought to behave accordingly. His
    example has been forgotten. John F. Groom, who has written a book about the growth
    of the White House, contrasts the expectation that presidents “should run their
    lives as examples to the nation, with frugality and simplicity,” with the
    conduct of President Obama, who, despite constant harping about “income
    inequality,” has displayed “the very height of unbridled personal excess in his
    own lifestyle.” It has been a long while since an incumbent lived frugally or
    simply. For all his virtues, Ronald Reagan positively encouraged a renaissance
    of Kennedy’s Camelot — bringing Hollywood into the mix for good measure. Fondly
    as many might remember his years in office, it was not a good look. And by all
    measures, George W. Bush was as bad as Obama — if not worse. America,
    “let’s not go to Camelot,” as Monty Python said. “’Tis a silly place.”

    There was a reason that the Founding
    Fathers rejected titles and honorifics in favor of simplicity. Thankfully, the
    straightforward address, “Mr. President,” won out over the pretentious names
    that John Adams suggested, which included “His Majesty the President,” “His
    Mighty Benign Highness,” and “His High Mightiness.” (The Senate rather cruelly
    mocked Adams by suggesting it refer to him as “His Rotundity.”) Too many in our
    government have forgotten which way around this is supposed to work. Here in
    America, it’s supposed to be small government, Big People. This is the New
    World, not the Old. And yet, if you could sew Marie Antoinette’s head back on
    and bring her back to life, she would look around at today’s White House and
    nod approvingly. As for the people queuing outside? Sorry, darling, we simply
    can’t afford to invite them in.

    — Charles C. W. Cooke is an
    editorial associate at National Review.

  • euphgeek

    Let me see…all the questions boil down to “Why are you so ugly?” and “BenghaziBenghaziBenghazi!” Hey, why not ask her where her husband’s birth certificate is? And RWNJs wonder why they lost the last election.

    • precursor

      Why don’t you shut up and do some research. I though liberals were ALL ABOUT THE CHILDREN…DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN…SAVE THE CHILDREN. FEED THE CHILDREN..

      Well then why the heck did Obama close the doors to the White House…Where most visitors are CHILDREN…..

      Get a grip….get a job…and stop being A MOOCHER ON VOUCHERS. Taxpayers are sick of people like you.

      • jcvolt

        Even after they are born , libs secretly hate children, they are selfish and evil.

      • jcvolt

        Even after they are born , libs secretly hate children, they are selfish and evil.

    • euphgeek

      Wow, Twitchy, deleting comments just for containing facts? Why don’t you delete all the comments that contain hatred? Oh right, because there would be no comments left.

      • WilliamAmos

        Deliberately trying to provoke a flame war is a no go on this blog.

        • euphgeek

          Hmm…but you’re perfectly fine flaming the FLOTUS for no good reason?

          • WilliamAmos

            Public persons are game on this site. Other people are not.

          • euphgeek

            Oh, how convenient. Let me just ask you this: How many liberals flamed Laura Bush like this? How many liberal websites encouraged such vicious hatred for her? Did any liberals complain that Laura Bush was forcing their children to read? This site has Obama Derangement Syndrome and it has it bad.

          • RightThinking1

            euphgeek:

            “Let me just ask you this: How many liberals flamed Laura Bush like this?”

            Answer: Plenty. You can start here, if you would like to see more, let me know.

            http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104×2240515

          • euphgeek

            Yeah, I would need more than just one thread on DU. I want to see an all-out hate-fest on every single major liberal website any time she was mentioned, like you all do for Michelle Obama, that criticizes everything from her looks to her reading initiative. Not just a few cherry-picked threads here and there.

          • upnorthlurkin

            Bush hatred was everywhere….your ilk originated the hate fest. Laura Bush wasn’t EVERYWHERE scolding us about all the facets of our lives. Mitch is the self annointed nanny for whom we didn’t ask. All of a sudden with a marxist in our WH, we’re too stoopid to run our own lives?! I think not!

          • euphgeek

            Oh yes, Michelle is always “scolding” us. Like when she… Or when she… Right, she never did. Oh, and keep calling Obama a “Marxist”. Because someday it might actually be true!

          • euphgeek

            Oh yes, Michelle is always “scolding” us. Like when she… Or when she… Right, she never did. Oh, and keep calling Obama a “Marxist”. Because someday it might actually be true!

          • upnorthlurkin

            Bush hatred was everywhere….your ilk originated the hate fest. Laura Bush wasn’t EVERYWHERE scolding us about all the facets of our lives. Mitch is the self annointed nanny for whom we didn’t ask. All of a sudden with a marxist in our WH, we’re too stoopid to run our own lives?! I think not!

          • Calcat36

            Correction genius, your liberal leftists made much about her being a librarian and that she was too stupid to be one! You casually forget your leftist liberal attacks. How many conservatives are forced to read pro-homosexual agenda driven propaganda in American schools?

          • euphgeek

            Oh, heavens no! A librarian? How could we! And heaven forbid we learn to treat homosexuals kindly!

          • Calcat36

            We should treat EVERYONE kindly. Unlike you coming here to start flame wars. We SHOULD be teaching our children how to read, how to write, and how to solve mathematical equations. Math is the universal language, professor, not homosexuality. American children are failing because they are held captive in social engineering indoctrination stations run by liberals.

          • euphgeek

            Treat “EVERYONE” kindly? You mean except for President Obama who has been the target of every right wing attack since before he even lowered his hand on 1/20/09? You mean except for liberals who RWNJs can’t wait to shoot at in Civil War II? Except for Michelle Obama who has instituted no policies, yet is the target of crazy wrath just for showing up at the Oscars?

            And who says that we can’t teach math AND diversity? Children are growing up around many different types of people, even more diverse than when I was a kid. Certainly more diverse than my father’s lily white high school. Schools are and have always been about social interaction with other children while learning. Homosexuals aren’t going away because you don’t like them. No, American children aren’t falling behind because of that. They’re falling behind because adults elect people who deny science and cut funding for teachers.

          • Calcat36

            Did you treat Boosh kindly? I think not. Mooch had no business appearing at the FAG awards which I do not watch. I do know that there were muti-millionaires and billionaires there that have yet to write a check to the treasury unless forced to do so by obama. A little history lesson professor.

            During the civil rights era of the 1960’s, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. fought to stop Democrats from denying civil rights to blacks. It should come as no surprise that Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was a Republican as has been affirmed by his niece, Dr. Alveda C. King.

            Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. would not have joined the Democratic Party, the party of the Ku Klux Klan and segregation.

            Dr. King fought against Democrat Public Safety Commissioner Eugene “Bull” Connor in Birmingham who let loose vicious dogs and turned skin-burning fire hoses on black civil rights demonstrators.

            Democrat Georgia Governor Lester Maddox famously brandished ax handles to prevent blacks from patronizing his restaurant. Democrat Alabama Governor George Wallace blocked the entrance of two black students at the University of Alabama in 1963 and thundered, “Segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever”. All of these racist Democrats remained Democrats until the day they died. In fact, racist Democrats declared that they would rather vote for a “yellow dog” than a
            Republican because the Republican Party was known as the party for blacks.

            It is a shame that you support racists.

          • euphgeek

            Hmm…maybe she was there because she was INVITED? Gosh, the horror of accepting an invitation!

            And I love it how you have to go back 50-60 years and reference the Dixiecrats (most of whom became Republicans shortly after 1964) to find blatant racism in the Democratic party. On the other hand, I can just turn on the news or browse a right-wing website to see racism in the Republican party.

          • Calcat36

            Ok, believe that talking point too. Good job trying to deflect from the facts provided. The fact that you ignore the truth of history shows that you are brain dead.

          • euphgeek

            Of course you don’t have any facts, because otherwise you would have presented them.

          • Calcat36

            Did you treat Boosh kindly? I think not. Mooch had no business appearing at the FAG awards which I do not watch. I do know that there were muti-millionaires and billionaires there that have yet to write a check to the treasury unless forced to do so by obama. A little history lesson professor.

            During the civil rights era of the 1960’s, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. fought to stop Democrats from denying civil rights to blacks. It should come as no surprise that Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was a Republican as has been affirmed by his niece, Dr. Alveda C. King.

            Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. would not have joined the Democratic Party, the party of the Ku Klux Klan and segregation.

            Dr. King fought against Democrat Public Safety Commissioner Eugene “Bull” Connor in Birmingham who let loose vicious dogs and turned skin-burning fire hoses on black civil rights demonstrators.

            Democrat Georgia Governor Lester Maddox famously brandished ax handles to prevent blacks from patronizing his restaurant. Democrat Alabama Governor George Wallace blocked the entrance of two black students at the University of Alabama in 1963 and thundered, “Segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever”. All of these racist Democrats remained Democrats until the day they died. In fact, racist Democrats declared that they would rather vote for a “yellow dog” than a
            Republican because the Republican Party was known as the party for blacks.

            It is a shame that you support racists.

          • jimbo124816

            Teachers get pay raises every year because their union threatens us with job actions. They convince everyone that they are the most important people in the world. Well, everyone thinks his job is important.

          • euphgeek

            Well yes, because teachers aren’t underpaid at all, oh no. They must be living the high life with champagne and yachts all on the taxpayer dime, right? Because everyone knows all teachers stop working every day at 3:00.

          • euphgeek

            Treat “EVERYONE” kindly? You mean except for President Obama who has been the target of every right wing attack since before he even lowered his hand on 1/20/09? You mean except for liberals who RWNJs can’t wait to shoot at in Civil War II? Except for Michelle Obama who has instituted no policies, yet is the target of crazy wrath just for showing up at the Oscars?

            And who says that we can’t teach math AND diversity? Children are growing up around many different types of people, even more diverse than when I was a kid. Certainly more diverse than my father’s lily white high school. Schools are and have always been about social interaction with other children while learning. Homosexuals aren’t going away because you don’t like them. No, American children aren’t falling behind because of that. They’re falling behind because adults elect people who deny science and cut funding for teachers.

          • Calcat36

            We should treat EVERYONE kindly. Unlike you coming here to start flame wars. We SHOULD be teaching our children how to read, how to write, and how to solve mathematical equations. Math is the universal language, professor, not homosexuality. American children are failing because they are held captive in social engineering indoctrination stations run by liberals.

          • euphgeek

            Oh, heavens no! A librarian? How could we! And heaven forbid we learn to treat homosexuals kindly!

          • Calcat36

            Correction genius, your liberal leftists made much about her being a librarian and that she was too stupid to be one! You casually forget your leftist liberal attacks. How many conservatives are forced to read pro-homosexual agenda driven propaganda in American schools?

          • jimbo124816

            Laura Bush is a librarian, so is qualified to talk to children about the joys of reading a book.
            Michelle Obama has no training as a nutritionist, and is not qualified to select meals for our children, especially since she is overweight and has poor eating habits herself.

          • euphgeek

            And she selected meals for our children exactly when? And how do you know what her eating habits or her BMI is?

          • jimbo124816

            How did you like that vacation in Hawaii last month. It must have been worth the money you spent on it.

            What? You didn’t go?
            You paid for it.

          • euphgeek

            Yep, just like I paid for all of Bush’s vacations but didn’t go. And every other president’s vacations. I didn’t go on them, either. I wonder, then, why you’re so worked up about this president’s vacations? I wonder…

      • Calcat36

        Hey angry geek… go on over to media matters with your friends. And why is she so ugly? Why don’t they treat Benghazi like they would if Booosh were in charge? And LWNJ’s like you still could give a crap fro DEAD AMERICANS at the hand of YOUR me-ssiah!

        • euphgeek

          Angry? I’m laughing at the ridiculousness on this site. Keep screaming about Benghazi, just like the moonbat truthers did about 9/11. It’s very entertaining.

          • Calcat36

            You care not for dead Americans under the preezie’s command? If it is ridiculous, why are you here genius? Surely you can be sreading hate and propaganda on sites that agree with you and your flawed thinking! Answer the question why is the first wig wearing Wookie with a nasty overbite so damn ugly?

          • euphgeek

            If it’s ridiculous, why would I NOT be here? This is too entertaining.

          • Calcat36

            Well, you are boring. Even the mods know you are a community agitator. Funny thing is, I don’t troll your leftist websites to stir the pot like you are doing, loser.

          • euphgeek

            “Boring”, I’ve noticed, means a RWNJ can’t debate what’s being said. Besides, the pot is already plenty stirred. All someone has to do is write an article on Michelle Obama and all the crazy hatred comes out. Plus it’s good for you to see another point of view. When you argue with people you disagree with, you sharpen your debate skills.

          • Calcat36

            Answer the question deflector. Why does the mooch look like a Wookie from Star Wars with a serious overbite?

          • euphgeek

            I think she looks pretty. You’re just deranged because you have a visceral need to hate liberals, and perhaps black people.

          • Calcat36

            You know nothing about me. he last thing you should do is judge me by the color of my skin, which you do not know. Martin Luther was a republican. And even he would consider your actions based on the content (or lack of in your case) character and not the color of skin.

            I don’t hate liberals. they hate themselves. I am sorry for liberals and their white guilt along with all of their other logical flaws.

          • euphgeek

            Well, by your post you obviously don’t know liberals, yet you judge us anyway, exactly what you want me not to do. And Martin Luther died centuries before the U.S. was a nation.

          • Calcat36

            I know liberals. That is why I am not one. Martin Luther King, the republican, you toolbag!

          • Calcat36

            I know liberals. That is why I am not one. Martin Luther King, the republican, you toolbag!

          • euphgeek

            Yeah, back when there were liberal Republicans. When liberal was not a dirty word. You don’t know liberals.

          • Calcat36

            Liberal is a dirty word. That’s why they get so upset when you call them liberal. The are so upset that they call themselves “progressives” now…

          • euphgeek

            Yeah, liberal is a dirty word, and it’s all thanks to the “liberal” media!

          • euphgeek

            Well, by your post you obviously don’t know liberals, yet you judge us anyway, exactly what you want me not to do. And Martin Luther died centuries before the U.S. was a nation.

          • Calcat36

            You know nothing about me. he last thing you should do is judge me by the color of my skin, which you do not know. Martin Luther was a republican. And even he would consider your actions based on the content (or lack of in your case) character and not the color of skin.

            I don’t hate liberals. they hate themselves. I am sorry for liberals and their white guilt along with all of their other logical flaws.

          • euphgeek

            I think she looks pretty. You’re just deranged because you have a visceral need to hate liberals, and perhaps black people.

          • Calcat36

            Answer the question deflector. Why does the mooch look like a Wookie from Star Wars with a serious overbite?

          • euphgeek

            “Boring”, I’ve noticed, means a RWNJ can’t debate what’s being said. Besides, the pot is already plenty stirred. All someone has to do is write an article on Michelle Obama and all the crazy hatred comes out. Plus it’s good for you to see another point of view. When you argue with people you disagree with, you sharpen your debate skills.

          • Calcat36

            Well, you are boring. Even the mods know you are a community agitator. Funny thing is, I don’t troll your leftist websites to stir the pot like you are doing, loser.

          • euphgeek

            If it’s ridiculous, why would I NOT be here? This is too entertaining.

  • annoyinglittletwerp

    #AskFLOTUS Why are you trying to control what me and mine eat-when you’re rather rotund yourself?

  • Gallatin

    Oh come on you guys she wants to talk about food, leave the lies and nonresponses to Benghazi to her lying liar husband.

    When I sandwich a half pound of bacon between two king size Snickers bars should I use moose tracks or rocky road ice cream as a condiment? #AskFlotus

    When I get up late at night for Oreos should I dip them in Budweiser or Guinness? #Ask Flotus

    When ordering steak at a restaurant and they ask if I want the baked potato fully loaded is it wrong to say “Hell Yes!!” #AskFlotus

    When they say what kind of dressing on the salad is it wrong to say; “Salad, I want another fully loaded baked potato!!!” #AskFlotus

    • aselkie

      Guinness with Oreos

      • Gallatin

        I think that is the better choice myself.

        • aselkie

          It’s the right choice, I’m getting thirsty.

      • Gallatin

        I think that is the better choice myself.

    • jimbo124816

      Oreos and whole milk!

      • Gallatin

        Whole raw milk, that will really get their heads spinning.

  • Cap_Curmudgeon

    New wording going around the outside of the Presidential Seal:

    “MAKE A SPEECH, PASS THE BUCK, TAKE THE CREDIT.”

  • marcellucci

    #AskFLOTUS ….What’s at the center of a Tootsie Pop?….oh wait….is that racist?

  • precursor

    Do you not have a mirror in your dressing room?

  • precursor

    How can you tell someone else how to eat and exercise when it looks like you feed your face whatever you want and do nothing to that backside of yours….ASK FLOTUS is it??…do is say not as I do??

  • tucsondon

    Some of the tweets are spot on. Others run from brutal to outright racist in nature.

  • precursor

    Are you proud of your country YET?

  • precursor

    Have you read the entire Obamacare bill? Why did my health care premiums rise and my drug costs also rise? I thought nothing was going to change? Obama lied?? did he not?

    • $23237682

      We both know that was always the plan. Obama is on video saying this very thing. And, of course, he will never have the awful government healthcare the rest of us will have.

      I learned this stuff in the 7th grade from a hippie/anti-Vietnam history teacher. However, even he was able to see and explain the truth about these type of over-bearing/tyrannical governments that would strip rights away from people and create greater divisions between the “haves” and the “have-nots”. This from the very people who say they are for the “have-nots”.

  • $37091400

    #askFLOTUS Why did the Department of Homeland Security issue an open purchase order for 1.6 billion rounds of ammunition,Feb 15 2013, and spent $50 million on new uniforms during sequestration ?
    And why are these bullets hollow-point rounds, forbidden by international law for use in war ?

  • http://batman-news.com SalmonDaze

    #AskFlotus: Who is more interesting: Barry Soetoro or TOTUS?

    #AskFlotus: When do you think Malika will get initiated into the great Choom Gang?

  • http://batman-news.com SalmonDaze

    #AskFlotus: Who’s the greatest Marxist: Lenin, Mao, Barry Soetoro?

    • michael s

      Actually that would be Nixon,since he ignored Mao’s tyranny and began relations with China.

  • $37091400

    #askFLOTUS Why hasn’t Al Sharpton been prosecuted for income tax fraud and evasion,non payment of back taxes,and his coke dealing and money laundering with P.Diddy and Wycliffe Jean?

  • $37091400

    #askFLOTUS Why is Keith Ellison (D,CAIR) a former spokesman for and member of a designated hate group- NOI, who has publicly made antisemitic ,anti-American speeches and called for a black only country ruled by islam a celebrated democrat ?

  • bobalouski

    Why has there never been a picture of Michele pregnant with either of her “children?” Was this “family” manufactured to sell to the idiot public that elected the mystery man?

  • bobalouski

    And if she cares so much about healthy eating, why is her ass so big?

  • axonneuron

    Jeez, this is pathetic. Flogging the First Lady about things she has no control over. Take your meds and go lie down.

    • Silver Surfer Dude

      She deserves it. Flog away patriots.

      • axonneuron

        All that hate’s gonna eat you up, man.

        • Hellpig

          Hate is a leftist ideology

          • axonneuron

            you must be a leftist then, ’cause it’s oozing out your pores

          • Hellpig

            so now you are a dermatologist as well? all I see is a Low-Information Obama voter…get your ass back on the Dem plantation slaveboy

          • axonneuron

            It’s figure of speech. As you may or may not know. I’m getting my ass back to work, you should too; assuming you have a job and are not on welfare.

          • Hellpig

            LMAO you are confusing me with a Dem voter..you know Obama’s welfare base..otherwise known as the low-information voter

    • Julescat

      yeah, like taking extravagant vacations on the taxpayers’ dime.

      • axonneuron

        All of them do.

        • Silver Surfer Dude

          LIAR.

          • axonneuron

            So….every other first family pays for their own vacations?

          • Silver Surfer Dude

            If you haven’t caught on by now, the Obama’s are taking advantage of the American people at a time when THEY have destroyed the economy. The Obama’s define White House squatters.

        • grais

          The point remains…she DOES have control over it.
          And, no, “all of them” don’t.

        • jcvolt

          Can’t think of another president or fl who lived this large and so blatant abut it.

    • libsmakemelaugh

      Were you always a kissass?

    • Hellpig

      Another low-information Obama Loyalist

      • Raye09

        People give Laura Bush all kinds of crap and she isn’t even in the WH, so I don’t see what the problem is.

        • Hellpig

          of course you dont

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kumar-Patel/100001940445740 Kumar Patel

      Hmm didn’t stop you ‘rats from flogging Romney for ‘killing’ some guys wife?

    • LA_WOODMAN

      She asked for the job, now back up and let these people vent. I’m sure she feels above it and has no problem ignoring the unwashed masses (As Katie Couric calls us). I’m having a ball reading this. Many creative people out there.

    • funkybarfly

      She has no control over looking like a wooki either but it’s still unacceptable.

      • Calcat36

        A Wookie with a serious overbite!

      • Calcat36

        A Wookie with a serious overbite!

    • jcvolt

      I know she can’t help being ugly but she doesn’t have to go outside.

    • jcvolt

      I know she can’t help being ugly but she doesn’t have to go outside.

    • AlanABQ

      Aww…go dry your eyes, princess.

  • Silver Surfer Dude

    Moochele…happy 50th birthday! Do you feel any shame for taking extravagant vacations while the rest of Americans must work extra to pay for them? While you vacation, do you ever think about those affected by Sandy or the jobless economy? Is it a prerequisite for Marxists to flaunt in times of suffering?

  • Hellpig

    Why did you name your Daughter Malika Ann Obama after the brutal commie MAO?

  • Brian Hackert

    I’m sure glad none of those dickwads is in the White House. Phew, can you imagine? Keep up the good work, Michelle.

  • abby1532

    One poster commented that he loved the “bangs.” I think they would look much better if they were long enough to come down past the chin!!

    • arttie

      Cousin It style?

      • AsleepNoMore

        In layers like Chewbacca

  • Hellpig

    Paula Dean said Mooschelle during commerical breaks would eat all the prepared food like a grunting pig

  • Raye09

    When eating a bacon sandwich should I use aioli or regular mayonnaise #AskFLOTUS

    When ordering pizza should I get meat lover’s, cheese lovers or both? #AskFLOTUS

    If you are so health concious why are you so fat? Is it a thyroid condition? #Ask FLOTUS
    I should get a twitter, this is fun.

  • Stu Cozza

    FLOTUS???

    “FLATUS” is more accurate.

    • Silver Surfer Dude

      FLOTER

  • MaddMedic
  • abby1532

    Fast and Furious, BenGhazi, voter fraud unprosecuted, has BO ever talked to you about that and did you ever even ask questions? How many died because weapons walked and now you are releasing illegal convicted criminals?

  • Hellpig

    How does it feel knowing Bush got better grades then Barack?

    • jimbo124816

      Heck, Even Joe Biden got better grades than Barack.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/BK-Lewis/100003373427366 BK Lewis

    All this for a flag? Sad

  • kim

    would you be proud of America (again) and stop all the race baiting and division is you were elected in 2016?

  • gwedem5995

    I hope Jeb Bush wins the presidency in 2016, so he can say over and over, it was Obama’s fault.

  • Renee E. Dorsey

    I think the coup happened a LOOONNNGGG time ago; almost before I was born. But you are somewhat on the right track, just riding in thw wrong car on the train.

    • http://palinsdirtylittlesecret.blogspot.com/ CovertWarOnAmericansLeaked

      There were other ones, I’m talking about this one with Obama ACTING as president while unelected officials shred the Constitution and wage war on us instead of corrupt politicians.

      • Larry Pool

        Your so stupid, I can find all kinds of shit on the internet. You need a more reliable source.

    • Sharon Foley

      I think it happened in the 70’s all the people who were protesting the vietnam war an treating our soldiers so bad an bombing our own stuff. These people are running our country now an teaching in our schools, an have been for years

  • streekyd

    Why do you hate this country so much?
    Then use the taxpayers money to go on uneeded vacations.
    Your husband fiddles while the USA burns.
    You and he WILL be held accountable for your crimes when he is impeeched!
    You will be brought out of the Peoples House / The White House in chains headed for prison!

  • West_Coast

    FOTUS: Are you aware that your husband is a closet homosexual? And, what precautions are you taking to prevent a sexually transmitted disease?

    By the way, your triceps are still flabby

  • Hellpig

    Is Bin Laden in the WH basement?

  • Steve

    #askFLOTUS When can us cake-eaters expect to be able to splendor in your crib once again?

  • eastedie33510

    Why did Obama seal all of his records? #AskFLOTUS

  • jamesgray8

    Is that you Unibomber?

  • rwnutjob

    Isn’t it nice not having all those rubes running around your house on tours?

  • Diane Thompson

    Are you for real???

  • lainer51

    #AskFLOTUS: Could Beyonce please sneak my sixth grader into the White House for a tour? … She promises to be good and will not eat any of your birthday cake.

  • LA_WOODMAN

    Did you instruct the little man to do the sequester so you could kick all us peons out of (y)our house?

  • FarmerJack

    They closed the doors to the White House, so they can do even more anti-American things without extra sets of eyes around to watch.

  • matthops82

    Our question was: “Did you have teleprompters @ your wedding, during the vows?”

  • SCreader

    Why does one spend millions to cover up their past if they have nothing to hide?

  • Guest

    #AskFLOTUS: Have you ever thought to yourself “What’s all about this Karma thing?”

  • http://twitter.com/debraraes debra steinman

    Sarah Palin is not in office Obama is, when are YOU going to grow up?

  • [email protected]

    The only words I have for such a low life nothing as you are How Dare You? You are a disgrace to our nation!!

  • grey_ghost1

    Doesn’t it turn your stomach when some know-it-all incompetent such as Mooch wants to dictate what you eat, how to care for your dog, etc?!?Especially when that person is a wideride over indulgent eater who loads up on greasy, starchy food at every opportunity!

  • climate3

    Why don’t u talk about the other messages such as these:

    #AskFlotus why do u look like aunt jemima walking up the steps next to 2white women? Aren’t u the health nut?

    #AskFLOTUS What was it like working w/Redd Foxx on Sanford & Son playing Aunt Esther? “You old fish eyed fool.”

    How come you look like a blood-drinking demon? Isn’t your face a window to your soul?

    There others more shameful than that. Give it up, Mrs. Malkin. You are a pathetic creature. First Lady Michelle Obama will go down in history for being great and u will go down in history for being a jealous thing who is obsessed with her.

    • funkybarfly

      Ah yes,that would be this one:

  • me

    #AskFlotus: have you ever seen a voodoo doll dressed in an armadillo suit?
    No? Then go back and watch some of your inauguration videos…

  • funkybarfly

    Careful everybody.Don’t get the Wooki angry!

  • http://hehasfailed.wordpress.com/ HopeHeFails

    I thought Democrats p3wned the internet? All the liberal rags say so. But not #tcot.

  • Adi

    Here’s my input:

    As a woman, how do you feel about a US ambassador being raped?
    What experience do you have in Nutrition?
    Will you ever take vacation to Libya?
    Will the meals on your birthday party be above or below 3,000 calories?
    You still haven’t taken a vacation in March. Could you share your experience about how hard this is?

  • Adi

    Here’s my input:

    As a woman, how do you feel about a US ambassador being raped?
    What experience do you have in Nutrition?
    Will you ever take vacation to Libya?
    Will the meals on your birthday party be above or below 3,000 calories?
    You still haven’t taken a vacation in March. Could you share your experience about how hard this is?

  • funkybarfly

    #askFLOTUS Will you and Han get the Millennium Falcon repaired in time to make good your escape from the Math Star?

    • Calcat36

      YOU BASTIGE! I wish I thought of that! So I am left to STEALING it!

    • Calcat36

      YOU BASTIGE! I wish I thought of that! So I am left to STEALING it!

  • funkybarfly

    #askFLOTUS Will you and Han get the Millennium Falcon repaired in time to make good your escape from the Math Star?

  • jcvolt

    Don’t you think the kids would lose weight if you cut back on the food stamps?

  • jcvolt

    Don’t you think the kids would lose weight if you cut back on the food stamps?

  • http://twitter.com/JaySenior19 Jay A. Rohrbaugh Sr.

    #askflotus do you have any friends at all, or just people that kiss your ass?

  • http://twitter.com/JaySenior19 Jay A. Rohrbaugh Sr.

    #askflotus do you have any friends at all, or just people that kiss your ass?

  • funkybarfly

    Dear Mr. FLOTUS.
    Are you inviting big-butted Adele and Beyonce to your 50th so you can avoid a repeat of this sorry photo-opportunity?

  • funkybarfly

    Dear Mr. FLOTUS.
    Are you inviting big-butted Adele and Beyonce to your 50th so you can avoid a repeat of this sorry photo-opportunity?

  • Calcat36

    #askFLOTUS Since you were not proud of your Country before your string bean became Preezie, where did your loyalty lie?

  • Calcat36

    #askFLOTUS Since you were not proud of your Country before your string bean became Preezie, where did your loyalty lie?

  • Calcat36

    #askFLOTUS Why can’t you get your husband to stop smoking cigs? He still has purple lips. Joe Camel was banished. Should Preezie be banished too?

  • Calcat36

    #askFLOTUS Why can’t you get your husband to stop smoking cigs? He still has purple lips. Joe Camel was banished. Should Preezie be banished too?

  • funkybarfly

    Was it David Gregory who said “Who is this Ben Gazi guy they keep takling about anyway?”

  • funkybarfly

    Was it David Gregory who said “Who is this Ben Gazi guy they keep takling about anyway?”

  • $38343398

    She never saw one of these “hard questions.” They were culled by her 22-member staff who circled the wagons to protect her thin skin.

    It was still heartening to read some of questions.

    • Calcat36

      Semper Fi SRNCOIC!

  • $38343398

    She never saw one of these “hard questions.” They were culled by her 22-member staff who circled the wagons to protect her thin skin.

    It was still heartening to read some of questions.

  • funkybarfly

    #askFLOTUS If your last job worth $700k p.a was so important why didn’t they bother replacing you when you left?

  • funkybarfly

    #askFLOTUS If your last job worth $700k p.a was so important why didn’t they bother replacing you when you left?

  • Calcat36

    #askFLOTUS… Why did your husband say you don’t go all the way down? Are you still proud of that comment?

  • Calcat36

    #askFLOTUS… Why did your husband say you don’t go all the way down? Are you still proud of that comment?

  • rinodino

    Leave it to twitchy to continue the First Lady hate…. Please First lady just one : hi haters! On twitter To these idiots before you leave the White House it would be great to see them clutch pearls with anger

    • Judy

      but she is so dis-likable. How can we help ourselves?

    • Calcat36

      You mean the Wookie that hated this Country until her hubby got elected, right?

  • Krej Norom

    #AskFATA$$… I mean, #AskFLOTUS… ]

  • jon

    Do you let your daughters hang out with Sandra fluke and beoune . And do they share their contraception with each other. You and your husband are bad influences. ..

  • hiway280z

    She wants her own talk show and a studio built in the White House so she can do it from there. Are the tax payers going to pay for all that for your Hollywood dream?

  • Glenn Wilson

    Is that your real hair or a wig?

  • betty

    if he dose get in to law that he can run again for 4 more years will he put in to law he can run for another 4 years after that and another can you say dictator.it is easy to get kids to loose weight when their are no jobs to feed them and when you are on a( budget some thing you know nothing about) you can not feed your kids what they need you just keep their stomach full.

  • Jeffrey Lamela

    Why do you have such raw contempt for white people?

  • milehisnk

    “Let’s Move”, is that your strategy to protect kids from mass shootings since you’d rather disarm us parents so we can’t save them?

  • oneword

    How can you say other people are fat when your ass is the size of a barn

  • Calcat36

    #askFLOTUS Why,as a skrong black woman, do you not like Condoleezza Rice? Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas? Mia Love? LTC Allen West? David Webb? Why did you not celebrate Tim Scott’s appointment to the Senate as a black victory?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=727989626 Jane Schumann

    Ha…the FLOTUS just got served, in a bowl, with a spoon!

    • Otter2

      Yes, but she only ingests lobster. With extra butter. And an eyeroll on side.

  • AlanABQ

    Michelle Obama: America’s Imelda Marcos!

  • billythekid

    She will probably never even see any of these questions nor will she ever answer any of them! All great questions and love em all but we are not getting any answers outta that woman period!

    • jensensah

      She won’t. They make sure, they are surrounded by yes, people, who keep them from seeing or hearing the truth. They won the lottery, now it all one big happy vacation, for the next 4 years! They could careless, how or what the American People feel about them!

  • jensensah

    She is so oblivious, these question will have no impact on her what so ever. She and her evil husband, surround themselves, with yes people so these questions will be garnered as ridiculous, and meaningless.,She will completely ignore them.

  • james

    What makes you and your excuse of a husband think it’s ok to waste our tax money for like 25 vacations in a little over 4 years? Millions of dollars on vacations, REALLY!!!!!!!

  • PrettyPrivleged

    I avoid any/all food that MooShell touts on her “Let’s move our fat asses” list

  • Dave

    “Lets Move”, you first like out of our house.

  • http://www.enduringepilepsy.com/ Enduring Epilepsy (Katrina)

    If @BarackObama will #OpenOurWH to those that donate $500K to OFA but not to Middle Class Americans what does that say?

    OR

    Has @BarackObama looked up the definition of SPEND & DEBT lately?!? Just a suggestion. It may help… #AskFLOTUS #OpenOurWH

  • http://www.vega.com/ Vega The Voice

    It’s hilarious to watch trolls be typical trolls, trolling the FLOTUS during some twitter Q&A. What punks you are. Benghazi was a tragedy. The way you all have exploited their deaths, despicable.

    • AlanABQ

      Aww…dry your eyes, princess.

      • http://www.vega.com/ Vega The Voice

        You guys spew unprecedented hatred and stupidity at this FLOTUS. And we will be here to mock and ridicule and be honest about it.

        Funny how you guys are whining now when someone does the same to you.
        Maybe some more Americans will be killed at some point and you guys can once again enjoy exploiting it to smear the POTUS.

        Since you can’t beat him on any of the real issues in America.

    • Calcat36

      The leftists protected and made excuses for Soetoro’s failure to assist those Americans fighting for their lives because he needed to sleep before the big Vegas fundraiser makes Hillary’s 3am anti-Ozero ad more truthful. You, troll, should be ashamed of yourself and your liberal friends.

      You folks on the left exploited coffin draped fallen soldiers to promote Bush hatred. Once Ozero was elected, there was no more breathless body counts by the Spittler Matthews. It was as if the war was all over!

      You bitched about waterboarding terrorists, and now you dismiss the death of an American Ambassador and 3 American Patriots. You, liberal, exploit anything for the agenda.

    • Calcat36

      You mean the way liberals exploited the flag draped coffins of returning soldiers from Iraq to stir anti-Bush hatred? You are a troll. A despicable liberal leftist troll. Benghazi was the result of Soetoro needing sleep before a big Vegas fundraiser.

      • http://www.vega.com/ Vega The Voice

        I am glad you guys were so easy so smack down on Twitchy. I figured you were all lightweights. And I was right.

    • [email protected]

      Well your GOD (Obummer) let Americans die and then lied and tried to cover it up in the USA that’s Treason asshat where you come from maybe not but you should get your liberal head out of your arse. Oh not to mention the traitors release of classified information to make a movie about Bin Laden as well? Oh your all smart people aren’t you liberals?.

      • http://www.vega.com/ Vega The Voice

        We are definitely smarter than you. I am glad you guys were so easy so smack down on Twitchy. I figured you were all lightweights. And I was right.

    • Niko McRonin

      Spoken like a true troll. It is the former SoS and many other government heroes that have been exploiting the Benghazi attack and murders (not “tragedy”). The “punks” asking the FLOTUS about it when they actually have a chance to simply want answers.

      Now, back under your bridge, troll.

      • http://www.vega.com/ Vega The Voice

        What would the FLOTUS know about any of that stuff, you moron?

        She is the FLOTUS. You guys are just using Benghazi as an excuse to troll the FLOTUS. Just like when you guys shit bananas sideways when she suggests you don’t feed your kids chicken-fried butter and let them out of the house at least 5 minutes a day.

        You guys spew unprecedented hatred and stupidity at this FLOTUS. And we will be here to mock and ridicule and be honest about it.

        Funny how you guys are whining now when someone does the same to you.

        Maybe some more Americans will be killed at some point and you guys can once again enjoy exploiting it to smear the POTUS.

        Since you can’t beat him on any of the real issues in America.

  • Mnauha

    I have a question for you, FLOTUS…. how’d your staff coordinate this event without even so much as a thought given to those children you were (again) using as props who went home some 7 hours later without food or drink, some nearly fainting on the stage? That must have taken some planning.

  • tarandfeatherthecrooks

    Nice dress. How much did it cost? Taxpayer funded? How about them pearls? Newsflash: NOBODY voted for you Michelle and half the country didn’t vote for your husband, not to mention the voter fraud that got him into office…so call 1-800-WHO-CARES about your SQUIRREL issues of obesity and get some counseling on your body-image issues. We want to know why the Federal law to provide an annual Balanced Budget hasn’t been followed for Years? what is being covered up about Benghazi? where are the Millions of bullets being purchased by DHS going? What human trafficking is being promoted by our government in collusion with the UN? When is your Muslim husband going to make you wear a burka? When is he and the Muslim Brotherhood and CAIR going to try to make me wear one?

  • Carol Ostrosky Irvin

    seems she is laughing her ass off at all of us

    • TitzyFritzensimmons

      Not possible- too big.

    • TitzyFritzensimmons

      Not possible- too big.

  • GaylePutt

    My guess it’s trying to keep a lid on Joe Biden.

  • GaylePutt

    And stop drinking the kool-aid

  • SFCPat

    Don’t ya just love the poll that puts the Obama Admin in the low 40%

  • http://www.facebook.com/sue.carlson.35 Sue Carlson

    I am betting she doesn’t answer one question of real importance. She an O are the worst POTUS and FLOTUS ever in history. Wonder if she realizes that???

  • Randy C. Lindsey

    Is that a wig? I’m pretty sure that is a wig.

  • $1650412

    I am not a fan of Michelle Obama, but I think snark is in very poor tast in any public forum, and it does not serve the cause of free exchange of ideas, reflect well upon the commenter questioner, or bring back or obtain justice for the dead. There is a better way, and it involves respect for the office if not the woman.

    • Calcat36

      The woman ain’t in orifice. So she is entitled, by your observation and statement, to zero respect.

    • Niko McRonin

      Dry your tears and go protest something.

    • Niko McRonin

      Dry your tears and go protest something.

  • Charles

    I would like to know when your husband is going to start governing this country and stop campaigning! Why was he not in the room during the Benghazi fiasco? Where, who were they and what was their job of the 30 who were saved on 9/11/12!

  • proud2b4family

    Everybody (including me) who made fun of FLOTUS is now on a special government list. You’ll all be getting singing telegrams at your doorsteps, courtesy of the DHS SWAT Team Choir. See you in the gulags!

  • [email protected]

    I never had a chance to tweet the twit but if I had I would have said you know Michelle criminals usually return to the scene of the crime but you and your faker in office husband just stayed the whole time. Aren’t you worried that justice will eventually hold all of you guilty of Treason? Do you know what the penalty for ignoring your constitution is while your under oath to protect it? We do not need your communism here take Obama and move to North Korea with Dennis Rodman.
    And to add, I don’t think my kids or grandkids health issues are your concern or your business. Why don’t you focus on improving education in this country instead? Put GOD (the real one not your faker husband) back in schools and patriotism or everyone should pull their kids and self teach them.

  • Stuart Heinrichs

    If Obama loves the poor, why did he make millions more?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1597476066 Lisa Edward

    she is GORILLA GIRL

  • bungicord

    With all the gays in the service and shrinking benefits for our soldiers dont you think you’ll need armed citizens to defend our shores..when they come?

  • John Fryman

    Where’s the question: Were you proud of your country after your husband Barack left 4 dead in Benghazi, while selling the American people on some stupid video?!

  • wildman

    stupid classless skank cunt

  • Donnelle Harty

    10 Signs You Are Fully Awake: Isn’t it obvious that there is a significant global awakening happening? Just as the Mayans predicted so many years ago, the apocalypse would become apparent in 2012. But many misinterpret the apocalypse to be the end of the world, when in fact it actually means an “un-covering, a revelation of something hidden.”As many continue to argue the accuracy of the Mayan calendar, it can no longer be argued that a great many people are finally becoming aware of what has been hidden from them for so long. Of course this awakening is not an overnight process. It takes time to peel away the many layers of lies to get to the core of the ultimate truths.It would be beyond pretentious for us to claim to know all of the secrets of the universe. We don’t. Everyday we are humbled by what we don’t yet know.However, it is becoming clearer by the day what isn’t true. And by that measure alone, it is possible to determine if you’re one of the people beginning to wake up.Here are ten signs you may be fully awake:1. You know there’s no meaningful difference between major political parties (Democrats and Republicans): It’s so easy to get caught up the left-right debate and believe there’s a difference between the two major political parties. However, debate is one thing, while actions are another. By their deeds you shall know them, and it is indisputable that there is no significant difference between political parties when it comes to action on the most important issues. Even hardened ideologues like John Cusack are beginning to wake up.2. You understand that the Federal Reserve, or international central banking more broadly, is the engine of our economic problems: Debt slavery is the totalitarian force that threatens all of humanity, not some temporary political puppet or some greedy Wall Street trader. When a small group of people have the ability to create wealth out of nothing and charge interest on it, they have the ability to enslave the planet to their ownership despite what type of government a country claims to have.3. You know that preemptive war is never necessary: When we realize that self-defense is the only acceptable form of violence, then we become awakened human beings. To suggest war because someone is different from you, or they may pose a threat in the future is simply ludicrous. And when did the idea of bombing civilians become humanitarian? No one wants war except for the immoral creeps that benefit from it.4. You know that you’re being systematically poisoned, how, by whom, and why: Admittedly, there’s a lot to learn in terms of how we are secretly being poisoned. But the fact remains that we are being systematically poisoned, and it is likely for the deliberate purpose of dumbing us down and, ultimately, culling the population. Who could believe anyone is so evil to do that to innocent people, you may ask. Well, once you begin to seek the answer to that question, you’re one step closer to enlightenment.5. You understand that government can never legislate morality, nor should they: When you realize the role of government is only to protect your liberty and work for the well being of the citizens, you’re awakened. There should be one simple law regulating morality: Do no harm. Thus, it’s impossible for the government to enforce morality with guns, cages, and taxes because those clearly cause severe harm to your liberty and our well-being.6. You know that the mainstream media is wholly owned and manipulated by the ruling elite: A dwindling number of people still actually believe what they hear coming from the establishment media as if it’s gospel, even when they already accept that they are bought and paid for by the elite controllers. Yet, recognizing that they are nothing more than a propaganda machine and a form of mind control are the first steps in being able to critically think beyond the scientific messaging they broadcast.7. You know that your neighbors are not your enemy even if you have fierce ideological disagreements: This is perhaps the most difficult thing to overcome in the awakening process. But it’s vital to understand that your neighbors have been indoctrinated and hypnotized like the rest of the us, until someone helps shine a light on inconsistencies in our thoughts and beliefs. Most of their ideas are not their own. They are suffering just like the rest of us. It’s okay to condemn their actions if they’re harmful, but those who are awake will not give up on spreading information that can enlighten those who might still be in the dark. None of us were born “awake” and all of us can learn even more.8. You know that the endgame is one-world control of planet Earth: Once you understand that the endgame for the ruling elite is to have complete control of all vital facets of society through a global government, one-world currency, international armed forces, and so on, it is simple to see through the lies and propaganda surrounding even the most confusing world events. You will never go back to sleep when you fully accept this reality.9. You recognize that there are esoteric powers manipulating our physical world: Whether you’re a religious or spiritual person, scientific or just plain curious, there are many theories about an invisible force at play in all of this. Obviously it’s impossible to prove exactly what it is. You may not want to believe it, but the ruling elite takes their occult rituals deadly serious. And they likely know something we don’t. Just by keeping an open mind about this possibility, you’ll forever keep an open mind about the things we can actually see, hear, taste and touch. Current science has shown that we can only “see” what the visible light spectrum reveals, which amounts to the tiniest fraction of all that can theoretically be seen within the full spectrum of energy. Part of any awakening is realizing that there is much more that is possible than impossible.10. The power to change the world rests with you and you alone: For too long people have believed themselves to be weak, or relied on others to change the world for them. You’ll know that you’re fully awake when you realize that you have infinite power to change the world by simply living the change you want to see. First, you have to identify the principles that you believe in and then go out and live by them. If just a small minority took steps to do this, it would shake the establishment to its core.What kind of world do you want to live in?~Our Own Government,is Our Own Enemy~

  • Donnelle Harty

    Why Do You hate America,and Our Flag, So much! Ever thought of moving to Indonesia? BTW! Your bangs aren’t any more special,than the next person! You are an ugly ,hateful person,just like your aweful husband! I feel sorry that your children have to be raised by the like of you two! And how can you waste so much of our tax dollars on all those vacations? You don’t do anything productive for this country,to begin with!!!! While our country is in such a downfall,thanks to your husband,and his buddies Bush,Clinton,and Poppy Bush?????

  • INSANITYP90X

    Why does your husband hate kids, police.., teachers and old ppl? Why does he threaten to make cuts that harm them, when there is so many other trivial places to at least cut first?? Your husband is so transparent..with his fake, moralizing manipulation to turn ppl against those mean conservatives.. Absolutely pathetic..

  • INSANITYP90X

    “Lets move” you guys right on out of the white house..with your progressive, destructive ideology..

  • Eric Johnson

    great post Michelle, was just on there and the tweets are still flying in, many wonderful (conservative) questions that would change the world if answered

  • Lit’l Blue Bird

    That pic is for show; she has people to answer those questions for her . . .

  • RedStateVet

    Hey, entitlement Queen- where can I get a copy of your racist dissertation?

  • Lynn Mitcham

    You know shes probably not reading any of these, thats this administrations MO. They don’t care.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ingrid.king1 Ingrid King

    she needs to stay silent and out of Peoples Life. What a poor Example for a First Lady .

  • http://www.facebook.com/elizabeth.campbell.1612 Elizabeth Campbell

    Why
    does the President continually take his entire family around the world when HE
    is the president. Not the whole family. You say you are about the middle class
    well stop taking what we workers have and giving it to people too lazy to work.
    Stop paying people to keep having children that shouldn’t be having children. I
    know cause I support one who lives better than I and I am trying to help her.
    However, when I found out all the aid they get I thought what is wrong with
    this page. My husband and I work hard and always have and we are definitely
    middle class. Yet we struggle week to week, no vacations no special food just
    whatever is cheap. Between house payment, food, utilities, and insurance
    payments nothing left.

  • http://www.facebook.com/elizabeth.campbell.1612 Elizabeth Campbell

    Why
    does the President continually take his entire family around the world when HE
    is the president. Not the whole family. You say you are about the middle class
    well stop taking what we workers have and giving it to people too lazy to work.
    Stop paying people to keep having children that shouldn’t be having children. I
    know cause I support one who lives better than I and I am trying to help her.
    However, when I found out all the aid they get I thought what is wrong with
    this page. My husband and I work hard and always have and we are definitely
    middle class. Yet we struggle week to week, no vacations no special food just
    whatever is cheap. Between house payment, food, utilities, and insurance
    payments nothing left.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ClearviewLegalVideo Doug White

    What is wrong with you people?

  • http://www.facebook.com/ClearviewLegalVideo Doug White

    What is wrong with you people?

  • Calcat36

    #askFlOTUS: Do you agree with Algorezeera’s determination the the world will burn up not long you swear in? http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2006/01/27/algore_we_have_ten_years_left_before_earth_cooks

  • mike slaney

    This Sequester thing, isn’t it really about most of our political leadership extorting the American people, and if that is the case, which seems pretty solid, has anyone heard of the RICO ACT? Its time the American people start putting its leadership behind bars because the last time I heard EXTORTION is a federal crime!

    • Calcat36

      Amen Mike. Here is an oft overlooked statement that rings truer as these days go by: — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new
      Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its
      powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their
      Safety and Happiness.