That was beautiful, Major Garrett. Sniffle.

As Twitchy readers know, CBS’ Major Garrett caused a bit of a tizzy recently with a cuss-filled tweet. However, the “shirty business” part of the eventually deleted tweet sparked a ton of giggles. That continued today.

Heh.

Twitter users are giving Major Garrett the early win for tweet of the day.

https://twitter.com/MattZeitlin/status/307176117826121728

Keep the tweets coming, Major. It’s shirty business, but somebody has to do it!

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  • Iacobus

    Major Garrett better watch out because if he used the word, “shirty,” he might regret it.

  • NeoKong

    He doesn’t want to get the shirt end of the stick.

  • NeoKong

    He doesn’t want to get the shirt end of the stick.

  • LightSabre

    If Fox News had promoted Major to a Lt. Colonel, he might still be there!

  • LightSabre

    If Fox News had promoted Major to a Lt. Colonel, he might still be there!

  • ForTheRepublic

    He can’t say shirty anymore? Well, that’s some shirty business if I’ve ever seen it!

  • ForTheRepublic

    He can’t say shirty anymore? Well, that’s some shirty business if I’ve ever seen it!

  • $27789750

    If you think the WH behaved shirty before, just wait.

  • Danny Wheeler

    When the shirt hits the fan!

  • Stupot815

    I don’t give a shirt

  • Finrod Felagund

    “Shirty” (animaniacs voice) “G’night, everybody!”

  • Jackalopes

    A little self-depracation goes a long way. Nicely played, Major.

  • Stan

    Shirty you jest Major

  • Derek Penner

    They see me rollin’
    They hatin’
    Patrollin’
    They tryin’ to catch me ridin’ shirty

    • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

      Bah.

      You beat me to it :)

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

       
    Shirt Happens.

    .

    Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shirt happens”
    Buddhism: If shirt happens, it isn’t really shirt
    Hinduism: This shirt has happened before
    Islam: If shirt happens, it is the will of Allah
    Agnosticism: Does shirt happen?
    Stoicism: This shirt is good enough for me
    Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shirt!
    Atheism: No Shirt!
    Catholicism: Shirt happens because you are BAD.
    Protestantism: Catholics are full of shirt
    Methodism: Let shirt happen to somebody else
    Calvinism: Shirt happens because you don’t work hard enough
    Presbyterianism: This shirt was bound to happen
    Episcopalianism: If shirt happens, hold a procession
    Lutheranism: Shirt happens, but as long as you’re sorry, it’s okay
    Anglicanism: Shirt happens, but only to Lutherans
    Mormonism: Excrement Frockment occurs.
    Baptist: You are shirting all wrong, and you’re going to hell for it
    Pentacostal: Praise the shirt!!
    Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, knock. Shirt happens!!
    Judaism: Why does shirt always happen to us?
    Paganism: Shirt happens for a variety of reasons
    Seventh Day Adventist: No shirt on Saturdays
    Amish: Shirt is good for the soil
    Existentialism: What is shirt anyway?
    Hedonism: There’s nothing like a good shirt happening
    Darwinism: Death to the shirtiest
    Televangelism: Your tax-deductable donation can prevent this shirt from happening
    Fundamentalism: There’s no shirt in the Bible
    Creationism: Shirt has only been happening since October 23rd, 4004 BC
    Moonies: Only happy shirt really happens
    Wicca: Shirt is part of the Goddess, too
    Mysticism: This is some weird shirt
    Unitarianism: Go ahead, shirt anywhere you want
    Secular Humanism: Shirt should happen equally to everyone
    Vegetarianism: If it shirts, don’t eat it
    Veganism: And if it shirts, don’t wear it either
    Americanism: I give a shirt?
    Capitalism: That’s MY Shirt
    Communism: Share this shirt
    Feminism: Men are shirt
    Voodoo: Let’s stick some pins in this shirt
    Naziism: Ve haff vays uff makink shirt happen.
    Analytical Philosophy: Define “shirt”
    Twelve Step Program: Shirt happens one day at a time
    Environmentalism: Shirt is biodegradable
    Snappleism: Made from the best shirt on earth

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  • therantinggeek

    I dunno…it all sounds pretty shirty to me…