Birthday wishes, Twitter-style! The always amazing Iowahawk is celebrating a birthday today.

True to hilarious form, he turned it into a day of giggles by asking for birthday insults. And, boy, did Twitter deliver.

Those are fighting words! The hilarity continues:

Facebook friends get in on the action, too.

And now the heavy hitters!

Zing! We’ll end with a self-insult from the master himself.

Never change, Iowahawk. We at Twitchy are wishing you a very happy birthday: All the best, today and always. May this year be your best yet! You totally deserve a special gift: Perhaps we can entice Amanda Marcotte to  jump out of a cake for you, and then bravely run away after shrieking something about The Patriarchy.

You’re welcome.

  • nc

    Happy Birfday, Iowahawk!

  • peteee363

    iowahawk cannot be that cutting edge, obama has not put his laserlike focus on him, yet! happy birthday, here’s hoping obama adds you to his list!

  • $24414377

    Hey David Burge, at some point you are old enough.

    Besides, what difference at this point does it make?

  • $24414377

    Iowahawk is to political humor like alGore is to reducing his carbon footprint.

  • Tangchung

    You should change your blog name to IowaLocus, you post something new every 7 years.

  • GaryTheBrave

    IowaHawk, I love your blog. Your last entry is always better than your next one.

    Go Cyclones!

  • mahalo321

    What fun!

  • Bob Hanckel

    Cutting edge, like the Chevy Volt.

  • Tangchung

    I sold pet rocks to Biden and Iowahawk

  • Tangchung

    Iowahawk was a intern for Benjamin Franklin
    (Lots of time on my hands waiting for Daytona 500 start)

  • Tangchung

    Iowahawk smoked a pipe with Chief Sitting Bull

  • Tangchung

    I read Iowahawk blog to cure insomnia

  • Tangchung

    FEMA declared Iowahawk blog a disaster

  • Tangchung

    I use to print out Iowahawk blog to wrap fish with, but had to stop. His blog made the fish stink.

  • Tangchung

    Stephen King has a new horror book coming out, called Iowahawkblog.

  • Tangchung

    Iowahawk real name is Chris Matthews.
    (Ok..that was uncalled for)

  • Tangchung

    Iowahawk never retweets anything, everyone blocked him.

  • Tangchung

    Iowahawk’s humor is like Sasquatch, people talk about it but never seen it.

    • Lady 12

      Ha! They never see it in death, either. It dies alone.

      • Tangchung

        I heard a guy shot Sasquatch last month in Texas!
        (Yeah im not buying it)

        • Lady 12

          That’s about as believable as the stuff on Iowahawk’s blog!

          • Tangchung

            Good one!

  • Tangchung

    Iowahawk is accepted every place he goes..
    In a Liberace kinda acceptance way.

  • Tangchung

    If you give Iowahawk a penny for his thoughts, your paying too much.
    (Daytona starting, done)

  • Scott Anderson

    Chuck Hagel says you beat him at jeopardy once.

  • $24414377

    Good ones Tangchung. Hurry back. In the mean time I’ll try the Veal and maybe peek at this Iowahawk guys blog to see what the fuss is about.

  • Frank Drebin

    IowaHawk – once an 18 year-old who chose UI over ISU because it was easier to spell, now a big-time blogger… You’ve come a long way, baby

  • Frank Drebin

    Due to the confusion that comes with such advanced age, Amanda Marcotte will NOT be jumping out of IowaHawk’s birthday cake…

  • FishFearMe

    Iowa Hawk = Des Moines BBQ. Blog = Menu

  • linzyloo2

    Time to send a Code Pink costumed singing birthday gram! Maybe that’s too mean :). Happy Birthday!

  • judy w. miller

    Obama thinks you should share that big pipe with him. It’s only fair.

  • FlatFoot

    Happy Birthday, my interwebs Magi, Mr. David Iowahawk Burge.
    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your loincloth.

    And — Abe Vigoda is, in fact, alive.           **hurray!**
    Happy Birthday to you too, Mr. Vigoda.

    May the candles on your birthday cake be visible from outer-space.