That’s right! In misogynist liberal-land, rape on campuses doesn’t even exist. Not the “real” kind, at least. Right, Bob Beckel? Twitter users decided to collect some other liberal life lessons today. Mockery: It is the best medicine. And the best way to shine a light on the dangers of liberalism.

https://twitter.com/GOPMommy/status/304624165141495808

Yep. It’s all hunky-dory if Alec Baldwin says it. Some of his best grants are black, so it’s totally OK.

Or some vomit feigning. And don’t forget those whistles!

Shhh. If you don’t talk about the rising gas prices, it isn’t happening!

They all have a (D) next to their names, silly!

https://twitter.com/GOPMommy/status/304616919691051010

And, win.

Because, Bush. And racism, natch.

Keep them coming, Twitter!

  • Steve_J

    #Thingsyoucanlearnfromliberals Can’t think of anything that would be helpful.

  • NachoCheese (D)

    Mocking the President, up to and including making a movie about assassinating him, is the highest form of patriotic dissent unless the President is a Democrat, then it’s clearly raaaaaaaaaacism #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals

  • V the K

    #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals Women don’t care about any issues except those that directly involve their vaginas.

    #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals It’s okay to hurl racial epithets at minorities who don’t vote Democrat.

    #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals Scientific theories, such as Global Warming, can be validated by the principle of “Everybody Says So.”

    #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals The only religion worthy of respect is the one that will kill you if you don’t respect it.

  • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

    #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals -Your best defense against a rapist is a WINK and a SMILE….. and urinary incontinence….. and vomit……. and menstruation….. because BBBBBBBBUUUUUUUSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    • V the K

      This comes from Liberal Rule #4: When in doubt on an issue, always side with the person having sex. In this case, the rapist.

      • $36544368

        The only thing is, a rapist isn’t having sex when he’s in the middle of raping a women :-( But I do like your take on Rule #4 :-)

        • Grumpa Grumpus

          dscomment99 :

          Lately I’ve been too worn to post any comments, but yours struck me so humorously I simply had to thank you for it and add my own comment! I have an odd and free-wheeling sense of humor — by which I mean — a phrasing, though correct, might strike me as pregnant with humor — even if it’s unintended.

          So, thank you!

          And the explanation of why I got a chuckle from your comment:

          I like your phrasing… tacking on, “…when he’s in the middle of raping a woman…”, forces the sentence into an ambivalent mode — which is what gave me a smile!

          I couldn’t help thinking: …as opposed to when he’s involved with a goat or camel in an intimate way… then it’s sex.

          All levity aside, though, you make a good point to keep in mind, since the Proggies are trying on another front to redefine such intimacy so as to render any distinction irrelevant.

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          BTW:
          (please take this in the friendly manner intended…)

          To have kept the statement in declarative mode, this is a possible phrasing:

          The only thing is a rapist isn’t having sex when in the middle of a rape.

          • $36544368

            Hi Mr. Grumpa…I know you’ve not been feeling well and I’ve wondered about you, so it’s nice to see you posting.

            I am about as laid back as you can get when it comes to a sense of humor, so no worries. I’ll burst out laughing at jokes in my head that are only funny to me…I think I worry my family on occasion 😉 For example, my husband mentioned the Publisher’s Clearing House contest where the winner gets $5,000 a week for life. My response was, ‘Yeah, I saw that on TV…but after the first week, they send someone out to make you assume room temperature so that they don’t have to pay you for more than a week.’

            After I posted the comment you’re referring to, I realized that it wasn’t exactly worded correctly, which is not a good reflection on me, as I was once a proofreader for a living (lol). Unfortunately, I was in a pi$$ing contest with some yahoo with s#it for brains on another Twitchy story, I temporarily lost my ATM card, and someone stole my credit card number and tried to buy tickets to England with it yesterday…I was not running on all cylinders…in addition, the 21 different meds a day that I must take are not helping my brain function. So certainly your grammar helps are accepted and appreciated, as I know that there was no malice a forethought. LOL!

            The image of the rapist and the goat/camel gave me a chuckle as well…so I do thank you for making this a little more lighthearted. This is somewhat of a personal issue for me, having been a victim myself (yeah, I admitted it here, right on Twitchy for all the world to see – can you believe it!).

            It’s never too late to learn, so it’s all good…and by the way, you unintentionally brought up a very good point. What are the odds that a goat or a camel would have a gun and shoot a rapist? LOL!

            I hope your day is better today…bless you!

  • NCRelite

    #Thingsyoucanlearnfromliberals You can preside over a piss poor economy and terrible gas prices for 4 years and still pin the blame on your opponents and previous administrations.

  • grais

    #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals How absolutely degrading it is to be a Liberal.

  • WingedBishop

    #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals If you’re not successful, blame someone who is.

  • Christian Heiens

    #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals How to divide a nation and conquer it politically.

  • Garth Haycock

    #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals – nothing productive

    • $36544368

      #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals – “what difference does it make”.

  • ChHarrison

    #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals: Nothing.

  • Maxx

    #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals That “Occupy Wall Street” was nothing more than a wooden hobby horse. A lot of so-called “movement” that, in the end, went absolutely nowhere.

  • Anyone00

    Reading some of the counter uses of #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals: wow, it doesn’t even rise to the level of a Straw Man Argument.

  • 1azuce

    #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals When in a bind, yell out ‘can you say that louder Candy?’.

  • Matthew Morris

    #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals What’s a little rape? There’s always Plan B.

  • Joe Squid

    # How to squat on public property, setting up a camp, getting Gov. handouts and calling it “Dignity Village!”

    # The PROPER way to crap on a police car, like OWS folks do!

    # How to demand respect for women-by dressing as a giant pink vagina! (or Piers Morgan – same difference!)

    # How to whine your way to prosperity!

    # How to look glamorous and sexy at 114 years of age – like Nancy Pelosi!

    # Charity begins in somebody else’s wallet!

  • Joe Squid

    # How to squat on public property, setting up a camp, getting Gov. handouts and calling it “Dignity Village!”

    # The PROPER way to crap on a police car, like OWS folks do!

    # How to demand respect for women-by dressing as a giant pink vagina! (or Piers Morgan – same difference!)

    # How to whine your way to prosperity!

    # How to look glamorous and sexy at 114 years of age – like Nancy Pelosi!

    # Charity begins in somebody else’s wallet!

  • Cold War Grunt

    #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals That any money the government allows you to keep has has be funded through other taxes.

  • Cold War Grunt

    #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals That any money the government allows you to keep has has be funded through other taxes.

  • kim

    #Things You Can Learn From Liberals…. How to take the most prosperous nation in the world and destroy it and 1/2 of it’s people in less than 100 years.

  • kim

    Things You Can Learn From Liberals…. How to be vile, disgusting, bigoted, hateful and racist, all while accusing others of doing exactly that

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    When all else fails: “Blame Bush!” (TM)*

    *Copyright Hussein Holdings Ltd., a wholly-owned subsidiary of Soros Int’l.

  • Valerie Snow

    “#ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals lack of free birth control is a #WarOnWomen, but 1 in 4 collegiate women being raped isn’t.”

    I have to disagree with this; it’s a straw man argument . I don’t think anybody — liberal or conservative — denies that 1 in 4 collegiate women being raped is a huge, disturbing issue. But politicians can’t regulate sex or personal interactions on college campuses. They do, however, have a say in policies that allow or restrict access to contraception at the state or federal level.

    • http://ace.mu.nu/ hutch1200

      I don’t buy the 25% of college women being raped. (source= deep discussion w/sisters w/MBAs) Making a bad sexual decision, and regretting it afterwards, is not rape. Drunken hook-ups=not rape when thought about in hindsight. These suspect numbers detract from the horrors of honest sexual assault victims, and will continue to do so. Prayers for all real victims, scorn for the “wolf cryers”.

      • Grumpa Grumpus

        We’d have to account for drugged sex, where the person drugged unintentionally ingested said drug… but I, too, find the 25% figure hard to accept.

        While it might be true, it certainly seems along the lines of the much bandied-about “X rain forest land paved over everyday!” where the amount, if you do the math, would result in the entirety of the earth’s rain forests becoming a parking lot in a year-and-a-half. Or the poaching of tigers, elephants, hippos, etc — which, if you run the numbers, results in the spotlit animal’s extinction in a 14-month span.

        Not commenting either way on the above situations themselves, just on the practice of picking scary-sounding numbers from the ether and not checking the math to see where it leads.

      • Hiraghm
    • Hiraghm

      What do you mean they can’t? They CAUSED the 25% rape rate! It was politicians who pushed the feminazi movement, politicians who pushed for the integration of college campuses and dorms. Familiarity breeds contempt, and these policies led to young men, excessively testosteroned developing contempt for young women.
      It was also politicians who defended, ironically on the 1st Amendment, all the media objectifying women, all the media placing such a disproportionate importance on sex, and politicians pushing abortion, widespread dissemination of contraception, and lack of shame.

      All of these things contributed to the high rape rate.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

    #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals – don’t b*tch because your insurance costs went up, there will be insurance for everyone!
    #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals – you don’t need to worry about your guns/ammunition/magazines because it’s only the *criminals* who are going to be going without.
    #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals – we love successful conservative black people so much we call them Uncle Tom, House N and sellout.

    #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals – if you own a gun you must get off on all of the shootings lately.

  • michael s

    #ThingsYouCanLearnFromLiberals to practice racism towards Pres Obama while calling yourself a liberal Daily Beast/Fox News Commentator.