What’s on the agenda for Democrat Rep. Salazar? In response to his heinous remarks about rape, citizens are fighting back.

Of course, that doesn’t include his fellow travelers, natch.

Whatever, ladies! Suck it up. They have some sweet, sweet liberal policy to push. At your expense, of course. Want to arm yourselves? That’s not up to you to decide. Liberal men know what is best for you, silly dears.

You are too hysterical to know if you are actually being raped or if it’s just a date gone wrong, right, Bob Beckel? Just be the passive, helpless things that you are. No self-defense for you!

Those who realize the real war on women is being waged by liberal men and their “feminist” partners refuse to dismiss his repugnant remarks. Nor will they blow it off as a “gaffe.” He said what he meant, and he meant what he said.

In addition to slogans, Salazar rape kits in the form of “Whistle Stop Defense Kits” were delivered to the Colorado capitol today.

Bravo. Note this ladies: That is what the Left wants for you. Whistles and pens. And maybe a plastic bag for when you feign barfing, which is one of their ludicrous and dangerous “tips.” If, of course, you can be trusted not to suffocate yourself with the plastic bag, being dumb dames and all.

Take note, too, Rep. Salazar. And maybe try talking to some oh-so-scary women. We suggest you start with this brave woman.

Tell her she should have feigned crying. Tell her she should have found a “safety zone.” Because, guess what, Rep. Salazar? She doesn’t feign tears when recalling the horrific assault she survived. She doesn’t find a magical “safety zone” when reliving the horror in her mind. She will be haunted by the memories for the rest of her life.

But, you know. If only she had a whistle.

  • Harry A

    a whistle and ballpoint, unfreakingbelievable.

    • $35072932

      Mind you, that’s an Assault Ballpoint.

      • Harry A

        i thought those were banned. they sound scary.

        • $35072932

          They were up until a few years ago, and then the Assault Ballpoint Ban ended.

          Many in the Pen control movement have been diligently worked on reinstating the ban ever since.

      • Rob

        It does have a rather scary looking clip on it and the button seems to be semi-automatic.

        • $35072932

          Yes, and it is it’s own pistol grip.

          That semi-automatic button is very dangerous – the pen can go off at any second and miss-spell a word on you.

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    What’s the pen for, poking your attacker’s eye out?

    Who wants to bet that Salazar is going to keep ignoring these women?

    • ZoriahShepard

      He’s a liberal. He has no idea what an apology is. Plus if he acknowledges them he’ll have to admit he was in the wrong…and that brings on the end of the world!

    • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

      The pen is to write a STERN rebuff of the violent attackers actions.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcy-Cook/1001619613 Marcy Cook

    They don’t care if we are raped. After all they gave us free birth control and abortions.

    • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

      As long as you vote democrat, they won’t care.

      They want to do the same thing to women, Latinos and GLBTQ persons they did to Native Americans and then Blacks.

      • WingedBishop

        Dems know that for every time a woman defends herself with a gun, they lose a vote.

    • BlueGood

      Marcy, just make sure you have “Hallow Point Pens” in your Lieberal Rape Kit….I hear they have more STOPPING POWER!..~~percussive snort~~

      btw..here’s a new pic of Salazar….

      • disqus_eric

        Oh, man, I read that wrong “Hallow Point Pen_s”

        • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

          guilty, too. O.O

    • WisconsinPatriot

      Marcy, the “victim class” is predicated on being a victim. Step one, get raped……step two, fall in line with all democrat positions. VOILA! Free stuff!

      • Jim Russell

        Step three, have your reputation smeared in court trying to get justice. Step four, be victimized again by a liberal Judges’ lite sentence.

  • Tony Houston

    Next thing you know they will be passing a bill that legalizes rape and makes it illegal for women to resist.

    • WisconsinPatriot

      Whoa,whoa, whoa there buddy………there will need to be some VERY large campaign contributions for that to happen!

  • walterc

    And yet, the same liberals think women are capable of being in combat. I guess it’s just women that are in college that are incapable of shooting a rapist. Would that include women veterans that are skilled marks women going to school on the GI Bill? Or do they suddenly become a helpless victim upon discharge?

  • Love of Country

    A whistle? Wow ….. now there’s a soft target if I ever saw one.

    And talk about your war on women. Dems are now sending women out on the front lines to protect the country w/ automatic weapons but once back at home they don’t even trust you to protect yourself and your children from imminent danger in the middle of the night with your own handgun ….. unbelievable!

    What a tangled web the DNC weaves, when at first, they practice to deceive.

  • Rob

    I don’t know about you guys but if I heard a whistle I’d assume someone was playing with a whistle and just close my window. Not that police should be called to investigate a “whistle”

    • WisconsinPatriot

      Rapist+earplugs=no problem!

  • Adela Wagner

    And of course N.O.W is chirping, just listen….crickets….as usual. Does N.O.W still even exist? Never did like them anyway.

  • driveswift

    You guys do know that colleges and representatives can’t actually recommend just shooting people on campus because the resulting lawsuits would be unfathomable, right? If there are no witnesses, however awful the incident may be, it would be the girl’s word against a dead guy’s and an ongoing investigation doesn’t bode well for next year’s applications. Sad, but true.

    • Garth Haycock

      You’re only justifying the misogynistic comments by Salazar. I’d much rather my daughter have to explain why she shot a man than have to report a rape.

      • Raye09

        Colleges dont give a fuque about the well being and safety students. They just need butts in seats and people to pay the asinine tuition and fees(100k for a “womyns studies” degree? Are you kidding me?)

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      It’s also known that some college administrators have gone to great lengths to keep news of on-campus assaults out of the press, so as to “avoid alarming the students.” I’m sure that wanting to avoid lawsuits for not protecting their “paying customers” had nothing to do with that.

    • WisconsinPatriot

      Sympathy troll…….

    • http://www.facebook.com/kathy.f.skaggs Kathy Fugitt Price Skaggs

      Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

  • Kingofthehill

    This college has made it legal for students that were licensed to carry concealed firearms for the last 10 years. Never a problem but now this bow tie wearing liberal feels women can’t be trusted. Unbelievable…

    Also, Utah has the same law and guess what? no shootings and crime was proven to drop dramatically.

  • Raye09

    Young women need to carry a firearm these days. Young men are so wimpy these days that if you are attacked he will scream like a girl and run away waving their his arms. You can’t count on your date to help you, in fact if you get attacked they might record it and put it on youtube.

  • RightThinking1
    • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

      -New Arrival Novelty M16 Gun Pen / Ball Point Pen Best Gift For “Kids” AAahahahaaha! XD

      Afraid to see what would happen to any kid that brings one of those to a Public School.

  • stillinthe60s

    I’m sure Salazar would wonder why the morning after pill or condom are not part of the kit.

    • mike_in_kosovo

      That’s the Obamacare version, look for it in campus bookstores next semester.

  • EastValleyConservative

    The left doesn’t believe it’s even rape, this is the problem. They are good little Dhimmis.

  • Eric Schmitt

    “And the reason @HouseSalazar wants women disarmed is because he basically said we’re too hysterical and stupid to handle firearms.”

    as stupid as Salazar’s comments are, i remember Rick Santorum used pretty much this same reasoning to explain why combat roles shouldn’t be extended for women.

    and before anyone says anything, my point is not to ‘attack’ Rick Santorum, but that stupid comments like this really don’t know party lines.

  • Red Fred

    So they haven’t updated their info in years, and this advice was given after a self defense class. I promise you, a firearm is much more effective than trying to physically fight your way out of a situation.

  • geronl

    These people are upset when rapists and home invaders get shot, do you think they have empathy for real victims?

  • john floerchinger

    Colorado Springs
    College has hired Sandra fluke to build a rape kit

    The Sandra fluke rape kit.

    Bottle of water for the full balder effect to
    pee on your attacker. i.e. Colorado springs administrators

    a whistle in the shape of a dick ( because only
    dicks rape)

    A tongue depressor to induce vomiting. i.e. Colorado

    map to all the safe places in ten languages

    doctors fake prescription for all the S.T.D. you
    have to scare your rapper i.e. Colorado springs administrators

    rubbers, try and convince him to use one

    since you cannot carry pepper spray a can of butt
    crack to spray on yourself if attacked

    a book that takes you step by step through this

    and last but not least your government paid birth
    control pills

    I am a
    grandfather of three girls who will know how to shoot a gun and have one.
    I trust in the 2nd amendment.

  • BeeKaaay

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