That’s right. Press secretary Jay Carney sneered at a reporter during his briefing today, for daring to ask a sequester question. But, wait … there’s more.

https://twitter.com/GOPfashionista/status/303920017165131776

Well, no wonder! How can silly dames dare to pretend to know about such things? Oh, look! A shiny! Excuse her while she goes and twirls her hair.

It’s oh-so-complicated, you see. For a girl.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcy-Cook/1001619613 Marcy Cook

    It’s so complicated even he doesn’t understand it.

  • Lady 12

    I guess Carney was filling in for Oblamea for Mysoginist-in-Chief.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    “Oh my god, a real reporter snuck into the press briefing…security …security”
    -Carney

  • http://twitter.com/jimni27 Jimni27

    Aww, poor fill in reporter- didn’t get the memo to fall in line. She’ll learn.

  • Jack Deth

    Could it possibly be Carney’s “Special Time” of the month?

    The reporter should have thrown a Tampon at Jay.

    • Rabid

      Either that ,or his diaper was full.

      • pajamakat

        Good one Eric !!!

    • $36544368

      Like in the movie “Carrie”? LOL!

  • JR

    What Carney was actually saying: Oh, you’re a fill-in and therefore you do not know that you are not supposed to ask such questions. They must have not given you the propagated list of questions to ask that I wrote down beforehand. Sorry. Know your place if you are going to fill in!”

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    Since CNN is paid by the White House, the question was not given to the reporter. I’m sure she will be disciplined for ‘thinking for herself’.

  • harkin

    If she asked a question of substance, she certainly can’t be part of the usual poodle squad. No wonder Carney went after her….”learn your place woman”.

  • Jefferson Tea Party

    Alternate headline: “Dame escapes kitchen is rebuked for acting uppity”

  • 1CEO

    Disgusting Administration.

  • rhhardin

    Economics is beyond reporters, fill-in or not.

    It’s also beyond the White House, which is what makes the sneer unjustified.

  • Gallatin

    Things women reporters should do when belittled by jay carney:

    1. Vomit
    2. Urinate themselves.
    3. Use there network provided whistle.
    4. Swoon.
    5. Go to the pressroom “safe zone”.
    6. Cry.
    7. Laugh hysterically at the little man.

    • http://twitter.com/Stimulus4U Marty Luther

      7.

      • bicentennialguy

        I say they should just shake their pinkie fingers at him.

        • robcrawford2

          “It looks like a penis, only smaller.”

          • bicentennialguy

            Hahaha! “I’ve heard of a meat shortage, but this is ridiculous!”

          • Nelson Stanley

            Why slander the penis ??

    • lainer51

      he is a little man, isn’t he? Both in stature and mentality.

      • Toni Rose

        well hes little – jury is still out on the ‘man’ part.

    • http://twitter.com/MoueLaMoue Moue La Moue (D)

      So going with number seven.

    • Scott Carroll

      He might as well have said “Listen toots, don’t you have some ironing you need to get to?”

      • Maebe

        yeah no sh** right?

    • SocraticGadfly

      Things smart people do when reading wingnuttia:

      1. Vomit
      2. Urinate themselves.
      3. Use their (learn to spell) network provided whistle.
      4. Swoon.
      5. Go to the pressroom “safe zone”.
      6. Cry.
      7. Laugh hysterically at the little man.

      • Gallatin

        Things smart people do when reading wingnuttia:

        And what exactly qualifies you as smart? Your arrogant ass can correct the spelling of one word?

        • Kenneth James Abbott

          Don’t you know blatant plagiarism takes a lot of brains?

          Just ask Joe Biden!

      • Gallatin

        Things smart people do when reading wingnuttia:

        And what exactly qualifies you as smart? Your arrogant ass can correct the spelling of one word?

      • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

        WHOO HOO, SPELLING NAZI!!!!

        /Things smart people do when reading Socratic Gadfly”
        1) Laugh at him as an insignificant little troll trying to seem like someone.

        • Gallatin

          It always cracks me up when a libturd troll comes along and adds their elitist opinion by correcting spelling or grammar.

      • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

        WHOO HOO, SPELLING NAZI!!!!

        /Things smart people do when reading Socratic Gadfly”
        1) Laugh at him as an insignificant little troll trying to seem like someone.

    • George Blackshear

      What a real woman should do is get up and slap the S%$T out of the little liberal sissy, Jay Carney is a TT (TickTurd)

      • sockrayblue

        TT…..I like that.

      • Hope Johnson Cochran

        I’d pay money to see that!

    • Patriots_Arise_From_Sleep

      I truly love it! You hit the ball out-of-the-park on that one!

    • William Jefferson C.

      8. Tell him she has a Disease.
      9. Look for Scissors.
      10. Put some Ice on it.

    • tessaprn

      I think a good kick in the nuts would do well!

      • Red Fred

        Sound’s reasonable, except the location thereof might prove impossible. Rachel Maddow is much more masculine than lil’ JayC.

    • Sus

      Being a woman, I was confused and thought this was the list of how Chrissy Matthews reacts when Obama is mentioned.

    • arttie

      This is what Jay does when asked a real question.

    • arttie

      This is what Jay does when asked a real question.

  • http://lnsmitheeblog.blogspot.com LN_Smithee

    Lucky for Carney he has The Magic (D) next to his name, or he would be branded with The Scarlet R (for “racist”).

  • bicentennialguy

    If it’s complicated for a girl, then it must be complicated for Carney.

  • therantinggeek

    $20 says Carney will get a pass by the mainstream media and this won’t even be mentioned on any of their news broadcasts.

  • Darlene

    I am sure Carney can relate to a “fill in.” He has been one since he took this position! Better not mess with the women Jay…You can’t handle it!!!

  • Joe_Miller

    Looking forward to the day when all these groups realize what contempt their party leaders hold them in.

  • ClinkinKY

    War on Black women:)

  • aPLWBinAK

    Not surprising that when the ‘spokesbrat’ gets startled by a real question, he goes on the offensive….it is the Progressive way

    • LilliaNinTX

      He is a little weasel isn’t he… no one lower than Jay Carney, Oh wait there is one…………his boss Barry Soetero

  • rbeccah

    Jay Carney is a loathsome little worm, IMO. I thought so even before this, and he has merely confirmed my opinion.

  • wolfie773

    She is not part of Sheriff Joe’s “Approved Legitimate Media Organizations.”

  • marcellucci

    Carney “I’m sorry ma’am, you missed the candy dish in the back filled with Midol……….What?!”

  • PhonecardMike

    This is how the event is going to be reported: President Bush snuck into the press room masquerading as a black female reporter to embarrass President Obama. Can’t President Bush just retire and quit hurting the economy? Is Faux News trying to embarrass the president? The media must get to the bottom of this, right now!

  • http://twitter.com/Gator_Country Stephen K

    As if it makes any difference. They’ll all just coo and swoon over Carney and print his BS without question anyway. I’m sure the fill-in reporter will get a lecture from her colleagues on “proper” etiquette for these events as well.

  • Esau’s Message

    I think the problem here is that Jay Carney just doesn’t have the intelligence or knowledge to understand these fiscal issues himself, much less explain them to others. He’s exasperated by his stupidity and ignorance and taking it out on reporters just doing their job. Obama was determined to staff his White House with lackeys, hacks, flacks and flunkies. Well then, this is what you get.

    • http://twitter.com/Gator_Country Stephen K

      That assumes that “reporters just doing their jobs” are actually part of this little bit of kabuki theater. They’re there to be the White House steno pool, and just take their notes and ask their pre-approved softball questions on cue like the good little lapdogs they are. Every now and then they’ll have a collective little whinefest like they did over the weekend when The Boss didn’t allow them to take their fluff photos of Him with Tiger Woods, but that’s nothing more than moral preening to convince themselves that they actually are an independent press corps holding the powerful “accountable.”

      This “reporter” that Carney called out was new and didn’t fully understand the rules or what was expected of her. The rest of them will sit her down and “explain the facts of life” to her, and after a sufficient amount of groveling on her part has taken place, she’ll be patted on the head and allowed to take her place as the good little lapdog they want her to be.

      • Esau’s Message

        I’ll concede that you are onto something regarding the behavior of the press, especially the White House press corps.

  • lainer51

    awww, bless his little heart… he smacked down a black woman reporter… should be something extra in his paycheck for that one.

  • Ben Blankenship

    Carney has been in over head since day one. He must have something on Obama.

  • TocksNedlog

    Carney: “Are you new here? You vill not qvestion Ear Leader!”

  • ceemack

    Chivalry is dead…in the White House press room, anyway.

    Somebody needs to slap that smarmy little pr*ck.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kelly-Walters/100000131466359 Kelly Walters

    Thing is, Carney gets away with this kind of snarkiness and sarcasm all the time. Could he have gone to far this time? My magic eight ball says it’s doubtful. It is interesting that now that Obama is safely reelected, there have been some rumblings of discontent amongst the media herd. They might at least begin to pretend they aren’t just stenographers for the White House. I know, that last part made me laugh too.

  • equal_rights_for_all1

    Obama has the whitest , male-est administration and thinks if he tosses birth control pills to the girls they will think it’s Republicans waging a war on women. One of these days Democrat voters will start thinking for themselves and realize how they have been duped into supporting marxism.

    • Orpheus75

      When it’s too late of course

  • $23639361

    budding libtard, kindergarten jay sez, “black girls are dumb… and they got cooties”

  • BrotherMatthias

    Jay Carney is famous for his partisan temper. The guy has sent nasty emails to Dana Milbank.

  • Roto

    President Shepherd’s Lewis Rothschild doesn’t even know the difference between a budget deficit and the national debt, let alone a complicated trigger mechanism…

  • Fredddd

    they ‘gasped’….that’s it?
    That’s all they will do and it doesn’t matter now anyway. The damage has already been done over the last 2 elections, that they made happen….

  • http://twitter.com/1RandiStarr Randi Starr

    Had she any self respect she would have bit ch slapped him back to reality.

  • TRONRADIO

    Carney is a simple-minded wordsmith. He knows how to say words but doesn’t know what most of them mean.

  • TRONRADIO

    Carney is a simple-minded wordsmith. He knows how to say words but doesn’t know what most of them mean.

  • AZWarrior

    Carney us not only a sexist little boy, but he has a pretty obvious racist streak as well.

  • AZWarrior

    Carney us not only a sexist little boy, but he has a pretty obvious racist streak as well.

  • Edward Mitchell

    The Democrats got re-elected with the female vote so now ladies back to the kitchen and get me some coffee. By the way ladies when you go out don’t forget to drink lots of liquid in case you run into a bad guy since you are not capable of defending yourself with a firearm, so say the Democrats.

  • David

    So many sick minds in Obama’s White House . . . Where to begin

  • Carnival Barker

    How can the reporters resist slapping this smug little asshole in his smirking puss? Oh that’s right, they’re so enamored with the Bully in Chief that they’ll take all the insults necessary to carry the water. F you MSM.

  • $23629333

    It’s not that question or that subject that’s bothering Jay Carney. He’s been in a snit since learning about Reggie Love vacationing with Barack Obama.

    With his re-election behind him, does he have no more need of his beard?

  • Brigid Sullivan

    This is NOT good..what a jerk.

  • Mileaway

    Am I the only one that would like to Bitch Slap Carney?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1450636105 Shirley Pearson

    What a jackass. I’d be surprised if he didn’t walk out of there without his balls.

    • Michael J. Churlin

      What balls? He is a eunuch.

  • kim

    Oh. So the White House Spokesperson, is now showing what the administration’s feelings are about substitute journalists? Female journalists? Or black female journalists?
    Any way you slice it, pretty condescending. Maybe she is a conservative. That would , of course, excuse them

  • kim

    So complicated even the White House can’t make a budget work

  • http://www.facebook.com/mommabee42 Lucy Guzman

    Jay Carney, the mental midget, is a dangerous man…..

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IPKGCGPSVYKMGZW3ISBIWWQERQ dmag142

    My GOD this country is full of fools.

  • joe petrosky

    “What difference does it make?” They are going to screw us all in the end anyhow.

  • sockrayblue

    Obama was the one that made the first move toward sequestering quite some time ago. The man is a liar and it is starting to become quite apparent. Now the press needs to be asking the hard questions. Jay Carney is a pip squeak without balls.

  • $22639970

    Jay Carneybarker, court jester in charge of the Democrat’s “War On Women”.

  • Grace656

    The press have allowed themselves to be made insignificant – it’s no surprise Carney feels entitled to admonish any one of them, even if it is a black woman.
    I’m just not surprised.

  • LaRae Bailey

    Carney is a joke and a pain in the ass bigot but nothing more.

  • costume

    conservative talking heads, here’s a thought, don’t engage in the same kind of faux outrage at every opportunity that comes along. All it does is make all the teeth gnashing by the left at every opportunity seem reasonable.

    It may seem like to you that you’re somehow making a point but you’re not. You’re diminishing the really offensive things that people should be genuinely upset about.

    So Carney was a jerk and should be taken to task about it but some of the hyperbole on display here is just silly.

    • David

      Is that you Monty Python . . .

      Get a clue. Everything Carney does is offensive.

  • RightThinking1

    Jay still miffed that he wasn’t invited to the weekend with the boys (CBS’s word) in Florida

  • RightThinking1

    Wait…., he said ‘trigger’. On to the ‘No Permit’ list he goes…

  • http://twitter.com/TheAngieNC2 Angie (D)

    Shorter Carney: “Don’t worry your pretty little head about it.”

  • Randy C. Lindsey

    C’est un homme sans testicules.

  • Chris Knight

    Bring Brian Williams to the briefing. He is the biggest groupie out there.

  • HARP2

    Once you make yourself insignificant, it`s hard to start being tough.

  • TheGazeAblaze

    What else is there to say but WHAT A DICK!!!This administrations arrogance is WAY out of control!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Holliday/100003475292328 John Holliday

    This is the monster the press created. What idiots

  • Paul Citro

    Jay has always been an arrogant puke!!

  • Guest

    Baghdad Bob Carney still stumbling around with his trotter in his maw,
    dishing out his master’s propaganda.

  • Raye09

    The list of Anti-woman bigots keeps growing:
    Joe Salazar
    Bob Beckel
    Jesse Byrnes(the “man” who printed the asinine anti-rape tips)
    Jay Carney
    These are just the ones that came out as misogynist over the past few days. #WarOnWomen