Boom! As Twitchy reported, Washington Post “real journalist” Suzi Parker fell for an obvious satire, due to her incurable Palin Derangement Syndrome. This led to the hilarious #SuziParkerScoops hashtag. It also sparked some epic tweets from Sarah Palin herself and a pitiful tweet from The Washington Post.

Now, a Photoshop book cover. What will the plot of the book be?


Bless your heart, Ms. Parker. We are laughing at you, not with you.

  • TocksNedlog

    She had to stay home because she got sick of telling the truth.

  • Joe Solomon

    CNN’s “Chief Business Correspondent” Ali Velshi, has zero business experience, a degree in “Religious Studies”, and protested Conservatives in Canada. NONE of the Marxist Media are qualified to report or lecture us about gardening, much less politics and business.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    I hear chapter one opens with a bunch of witches in pink vagina costumes chanting lines from Alinsky’s rules for radicals while dancing around a bonfire fueled by copies of the constitution. It sounds like it could be a riveting read………..albeit a scary one

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    Bad news for Zuzi Parker: Sarah Palin is Andrew Sullivan’s gig…and he absolutely hates women’s lady parts.

    They frustrate him, confuse him, keep him up at night. He’s more a fan of butt holes (in both editors &, dear lord, personal life- DO NOT GOOGLE).

    Thanks for your journalistic stupidity Suzi, but you might wanna check with Andrew to see if your uterus has made a secret baby while you weren’t looking.

  • tyrone o’sorus

    Uh, Suzie, I would lock myself in a closet on April 1st if I were you.

    Just sayin’.

    • lainer51

      or tomorrow until April 1st, whatever works for you!

    • lainer51

      or tomorrow until April 1st, whatever works for you!

  • Tangchung

    Judging from the cover the books about…
    Suzi in bed with toys. That explains a lot.

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  • $23629333

    So, at the Washington Post, we find both this Suzi Parker and Kathleen Parker? Were it not for their slams of my favorite former governor of Alaska,* I would never have heard of either woman. Envy does not look good on either of them.

    (* fans of her here at Twitchy misconstrued my earlier comment regarding her, seemingly assuming that my reference to “diet” was a suggestion that Sarah needed to lose weight. The truth is – or was – just the opposite. At the time of Bristol’s return to Dancing With The Stars, she was looking too slim.)

  • ceemack

    The humorlessness of the modern American Left is usually just an annoyance for the rest of America, but here it really bit the unfortunate Ms. Parker.

    Perhaps she can purchase a sense of humor on Amazon or Ebay, so that in the future she’ll have a better chance of recognizing satire when she sees it.