Grammar is hard, for The Smartest Man Alive ™.

That’s right. During last night’s lovefest on “60 Minutes,” President Obama said that Hillary Clinton will “go down as one of the finest Secretary of States we’ve had.”

Secretary of States.

Twitter users point out a little something to the president.

Where are members of the media, desperate to breathlessly point out this gaffe over and over?

Bingo. Instead, some lapdogs covered for Obama, and tried to fix it for him prior to the airing of the interview.

“60 Minutes” still tries to cover.

Ah, lapdogs!

  • dcnj


  • Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    The “notion” that Obama is intelligent is wrong.
    He reads his speeches like a first grader.

    • disqus_LASIg6epmj

      His voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

      • Gloves Donahue, Jr.

        He has the Alan Colmes effect on people.

        Turn the channel, quick!

        • TugboatPhil

          Soon after his first Immaculation we developed a habit of hearing the first syllables of his voice and would start babbling out loud to drown him out until one of use could Mute or change the channel.

          Yes, we sound like idiots doing it, but we don’t have to hear him.

          • Grumpa Grumpus

            I’ve taught my Macaws to say
            Oh look! Prez!Stinky on TV! I knew I smelled crap! Turn the channel before my feathers fall out! ” (the Hyacinth)
            People call us bird-brains! But we don’t vote for Progressives! Liar! Liar!” (the Scarlet)

            And then they’ll keep squawking until someone changes the channel.

            One time the Bishop was here when they (the macaws) commented and he (literally) fell off the kitchen chair laughing.

          • Sons Thunder

            Sounds too good to be true! You should post a video on youtube.

        • lainer51

          I call that the “Pisse Morgan” effect but same thing..

        • GaylePutt

          I truly can’t stand to hear him speak. I want to rip my ears off and run screaming from the room.

  • LL1885

    Yeah Hillz is the best! Four dead in Benghazi
    and more in Algeria. The Middle East is now a hot bed of Al Qaeda camps
    and Mali is about to be taken over by Islamists. Meanwhile, Iran is
    launching monkeys into space and convicting American citizens in their courts and North Korea is testing missiles capable of reaching our shores.

    Yeah. She’s the BEST. Also, Obama: Smartest. President. Ever.

    • GTJessop

      Hey now, she has fought for the rights of LGBT citizens in Sudan, so I totally get the compliment…

    • itekisan

      First of all, remember Al Qaeda is totally on the run! I know it’s true because Obama said it.

      • TocksNedlog

        It IS true!
        First, they ran to Libya, then they ran to Algeria.
        AND, I heard that they were completely respectful and cleaned up after themselves along the way.

        • itekisan

          Cleaned up as well as the OWS crowd.

      • TugboatPhil

        I thought they were dead, killed by General Motors…or something.

  • michael s

    Yet she was still given minimal criticism on Benghazi.

  • grais

    I suppose Holder is one of the best ‘Attorney Generals’. And I’d bet the press corpse would agree.
    Yeah, the guy’s a jeenyus.

    • TugboatPhil

      I think “secretary of states” is correct grammar on the Asian island of Hawaii. I’m pretty sure that’s how they say it when speaking Austrian.

  • Paladin

    Smahtest President Evah!

  • Marcy Cook

    She’s the best because she didn’t butt heads with the one. She kept her mouth shut. She let those four men die and that makes the one very, very happy. And she was thrilled to lick his boots. That makes you the best of everything.

  • itekisan

    And Obama is one of the worst President of the United States’s

    • TocksNedlog

      I thought they were already announcing him with:
      “Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United State.”

  • TocksNedlog

    Teleprompter fail!

  • Joe W.

    Can anyone please point out ONE SINGLE accomplishment that can be attributed to Hillary Clinton’s performance as Secretary of State?? I’ll wait patiently…But all I ask for is ONE example. Thank you……

    • TocksNedlog

      Hold your breath and count the cricket chirps . . .

    • Sons Thunder

      Wikipedia, while not perfect, is often a good place to start if you don’t know much about a subject:

      • Joe W.

        You are nuts, pal. Wiki, like you, is a joke. Why not YOU give us ONE of Hillary’s achievements….Is it that hard for you, Skippy??

        • Sons Thunder

          I remember she was instrumental in the normalization of relations between Turkey and Armenia.

          • Joe W.

            Oh really?? And what exactly, did she do?? And to what great purpose did it benefit the United States?? Turkey still hates us. Do you see this as an achievement of Hillary’s?? Is this the best you can offer? How has she helped with Israel?? North Korea?? Afghanistan?? Iraq?? Libya?? (Oh wait…) Egypt?? Iran ??…Certainly, one of the greatest Secretaries of State EVER must have something to brag about, other than how many drinks she can handle without falling on her fat ass….

          • Guest

            Yup. Figured as much. Gave you what you requested and you moved the goalposts, threw a fit and hurled insults.

            You asked for an accomplishment. I gave you one. I’m not your research assistant.


          • Joe W.

            True. You are NO ONE’S research assistant. Real researchers don’t use Wiki for their research.

          • Sons Thunder

            I’m not your research assistant, Joe. You asked for an achievement. I gave one.

            Now it’s not good enough for you and you resort, as you often do, to ad hominem attacks and juvenile name calling.


          • Joe W.

            Fail, pal. I simply asked you to explain why this is an “achievement”, and you get all indignant, as liberals do when they are cornered. Just like rats. Do you really think she has been anything other than an average, forgettable SOS?? Logging a couple million frequent flyer miles, guzzling gin and doin’ the Rumba, is hardly any indication of greatness. As for being some sort of intermediary between Turkey and Armenia??? Who the hell cares???

          • Sons Thunder

            That you don’t understand why diplomatic relations between Turkey & Armenia are beneficial to the interests of the U.S.A. says a great deal.

            Hint: There’s a reason that Condoleeza Rice appealed to Congress to drop the ‘Armenian Genocide’ bill.

          • Joe W.

            Talk about ad hominem attacks, Sonny. Just like “You don’t care about the poor and the kids”….I understand just fine, pal. Tell me why it is any sort of achievement, and particularly what is so “great” about it?? You cannot, can you?? So you whine because I called your pansy, liberal ass a name and accuse me of “moving goal posts”…. I did nothing of the sort. I simply asked for an achievement of Hillary’s, and when you offered your weak sauce, I asked you to explain to the group why it was so important, and you accuse me of ignorance. Typical liberal clown. The reason I call you fools names is that I hate liberals. Every one of you. You are allowing the nation that I loved to become irrelevant. And you merit nothing but my contempt and scorn. And don’t bother to link to Wiki or any other liberal propaganda site. Face it. Hillary Clinton was a frequent flying “glad hander” who accomplished precious little in the four years that she misrepresented the American People. And you cannot disprove that claim.

          • Sons Thunder

            It is true. I am unlikely to convince anyone who thinks Wikipedia is a liberal propaganda site.

            Also – if I were demonstrating I was knowledgeable and wanted to make a case against this being an achievement, I would have pointed out neither country has signed the 2009 accords. But, like I said earlier, I’m not your research assistant.

          • Joe W.

            If that’s the case, Mr. Wizard, then why do you cite this as her biggest “achievement”?? Doesn’t sound like she achieved much at all, does it?? And I am NOT the one who claimed knowledge of any of Hillary’s accomplishments. YOU are the one who has done so. I am simply posing the question to you liberals to please explain whit she has done to make her the greatest SOS in our history. And you cannot provide anything of substance. That’s because it does not exist.

          • Sons Thunder

            Straw men are easy to fight. I listed it as ONE accomplishment not her biggest one. I’ve been reading Stephen Kinzer’s Crescent and Star: Turkey Between Two Worlds so Turkey has been on my mind and chose it as an example. In other words, I met the terms of your ‘challenge.’

            I didn’t claim she was the greatest SOS in history. Furthermore, I don’t consider myself a liberal and I certainly don’t speak on behalf of all who do.

            You made a big point of asking for ONE accomplishment and I gave you one. I could obviously give you more but I’m guessing you would find some way to invalidate those as well. You have already claimed that I said her work between Turkey & Armenia was her biggest achievement which is patently false. Your original question was a challenge to name an achievement. I did so. Now, you claim your challenge was to defend the statement that she’s the greatest SOS in our history. I never set out to do so.

            You know, I’m not a fan of Condoleeza Rice. For that matter, I’m not a huge fan of Colin Powell or Madeleine Albright either. Despite my differences, I am able to acknowledge their achievements at State. Unlike you, I still love this country so I don’t go around hating an entire group of my fellow citizens just because I disagree with them on some issues.

          • Joe W.

            Whatever, Zero. Spoken like a true moon bat liberal. BTW, I do not consider liberals fellow “countrymen” or anything of the sort. They are my enemy, and the enemy of anyone who still believes in the founding principles of the US. Finally, the country you profess to love, is nothing but a shell of what it once was. It is nothing anymore. You need to pick a side, pal. The second American Civil War is on the horizon…whether you like it or not. And you can thank your President and you liberal pals for that.

    • WVS

      She managed to not walk guns into the hands of drug lords? I mean, that’s pretty stellar in this administration.

  • EOD

    Was that the best in all 57 States, Mr Obama?

  • Joseph Phillips

    Obama was just changing the name to sound more socialist, comrades.

  • lainer51

    remember in 2008, this guy was pimped as “EXTREMELY intelligent; IQ off the charts”—- ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Grumpa Grumpus

      Idiot Qualifications or Quotient?

  • Thomas Collins

    It’s just that he can’t name any of the others.

  • Lady 12

    Secretary of all 57 states!

  • JoeMusgo

    They are not gaffes, they are pearl of wisdoms that are above the heads of mortals such as ourselves. Without these mere pearl of wisdoms, we would not be able to recognize the brilliance that otherwise issues forth from his teleprompter, er mouth.

  • el_polacko

    as we’ve seen, time and again, when barack is off the teleprompter he has a lot of trouble with the english language. ‘the greatest orator who ever lived’ lacks verbal skills.

  • ratizbad

    When you can lie (That good) to the USA and get away with it..We have a job for you in the Hussein gang..Apply at the WH after I get through playing golf.Don’t worry you are hired!!

  • GaylePutt

    It will go down in history with “corps” as well. And as for Biden calling Hillary one of the best Secretaries of State…..he’s never appeared to be very bright.

  • Herman LaClair

    the bar is soooooooooooooooooo frigging low.

  • Shelby is a Patriot

    Obama once again making the dumbest kids at my school look intelligent.